Hey, I just thought of something: if there’s any imagination left in the adult industry at all, there really should be a porn flick called The Legend of Teabagger Vance, right? I mean, I know it’s a dated reference by today’s standards, but still, if ever a legit title were perfectly suited to filthy send-up…

UPDATE, 9/1: Ahh, this sucks. I queried a friend in a position to know and he responded thusly: “This is strange, because I literally just this morning read a thing online that listed that as one of the WORST porn titles in history, but now I can’t find proof anywhere that it actually exists.” For now, the mystery continues…