Daily Archives: August 22, 2007

On Diane Lane’s Untraceable

At the press day yesterday for Feast of Love, writer Allison Burnett — who’s been happily pumping out material for Lakeshore Entertainment and producer Tom Rosenberg — talked about the upcoming movie Untraceable, directed by Gregory Hoblit, and starring Diane Lane as an FBI agent who’s tracking down a high-tech serial killer.

“It’s an Internet thriller, it’s a nightmare vision of an Internet murder, and the way that our voyeuristic bloodlust [drives] it,” says Burnett. The idea? “Basically, what would happen if there’s a web site where people are being murdered live, and you knew that the more people that logged in, the faster the person died? So if you log in to watch, you’re contributing to the speed of their death? And millions of people are watching it. It’s a bit like Network, with the intensity of The Silence of the Lambs, but it also has a social aspect to it. It’s an indictment of our voyeurism.”

OK, the actual nuts-and-bolts plot slugline sounds totally down-market, to be honest, but Hoblit has a nice touch with material, as well as getting performances ranging from really solid to flat-out great from young actors. For those reasons, and not its “indictment of voyeurism” (doesn’t Hollywood actually thrive on voyeurism?) I’ll be looking forward to this one. Oh, and because of Diane Lane. She totally rocks. Colin Hanks, Billy Burke and Joseph Cross (Running with Scissors) also star; Untraceable is currently set for release January 25, 2008 from Sony’s Screen Gems division.

Musical Youth: Live in the UK

It had been a long time since “Pass the Dutchie,” but crowds and fans demanded that Musical Youth come back, and so in the middle of 2005, original members Dennis Seaton and Michael Grant got together with the Reggae Revolution, which included Steve Morrison and James Renford, and put together an awesome live show with all their hits, including the aforementioned tune, “Youth of Today,” “Never Gonna Give You Up,” “Tell Me Why?” and “007 (Shanty Town),” along with some newly recorded tracks, such as “Into Something Good.” The result was a small club tour of America and Europe, which in turn resulted in this solid, hour-long concert disc release from a one-off show in the United Kingdom. In addition to the songs above, others tunes included here are “54:46:00,” “Sixteen,” “Pretty Woman” and “One Love.” Housed in a regular Amray case, this region-free disc comes with Dolby digital audio. No smokeshop accoutrements, though. For more information, click here.

Handy Manny: Tooling Around

Look, I know it’s not right, but there’s something just
vaguely, snickeringly quasi-sexual about Handy
Manny
. I don’t know if it’s the fact that the subtitle of this DVD
collection the preschool hit is “Tooling Around,” I don’t know if it’s the fact
that the eponymous handyman
(handykid?) has, on the cover, a toolbox full of phallic-shaped implements with
their own sets of eyeballs and unnervingly wide grins, I don’t know if it’s
because title simply rhymes with “tranny.” I don’t know if it’s all of these
things, none of these things, or what — all I know is that when I first laid
eyes on this DVD, I laughed out loud. Of course, this all but clinches the fact
that when I have kids of my own, this will be their favorite show, and I’ll be
forced to watch it with them, left to contemplate if it’s actually possible
that I could be less mature than a toddler
.

The Playhouse Disney preschool hit makes its DVD bow with
this hour-long title, in which Manny (voiced by That ’70s Show’s
Wilmer Valderrama) and his posse of talking tools work to fix problems around
their neighborhood of Sheetrock Hills. Along the way they impart messages of
teamwork, friendship and community, all while providing an introduction to
basic Spanish-language skills. Included episodes consist of “Amigo Grande,” “A
Sticky Fix,” “Pat the Screwdriver,” “Supremoguy” and the never-before-seen
bonus episode “Squeeze’s Day Off.”

The template structure here obviously involves a certain
amount of repetitiveness, befitting the target demographic for this title.
Ergo, whenever Manny and the tools get ready to fix something, there’s the same
sing-song little introduction. That said, the sweetly moralizing lessons
(about, say, small duties and acts serving a larger benefit in the grand scheme
of things) are easily applicable to any number of other situations.

Handy Manny: Tooling
Around
comes in a regular Amray case, presented in 1.33:1 full screen, with
a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio track. A simple set-top,
problem-solving game provides a few fun activities for the whole family
, and
serves as the title’s only bonus feature of note, apart from sneak peeks at
other Disney kids’ titles. To purchase the title via Amazon, click here;
to purchase the title via Half, click here.
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