
If I were perhaps a smarter man I’d delve into a lengthy critical analysis of Mr. & Mrs. Smith as it relates to the tabloid soap opera regarding stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. But I’m not and I typically don’t give half a shake of a chinchilla’s ass about such matters as it relates to a film’s merits, so there you have it.
Pitt and Jolie, of course, star as John and Jane Smith, a suburban couple bored with their quiet domestic life and its humdrum dinners and disagreements over curtains. In therapy they discuss their ennui and free-floating dissatisfaction. Both lead secret lives as assassins, however, secretly hopscotching the world and killing for hire. When given the same mark, a young kid nicknamed “Tank” (The O.C.‘s Adam Brody), their competing agendas expose their identities to one another and thus their competing agencies as well (Pitt’s contact is a jittery Vince Vaughn; Jolie works with a group of exclusively black-clad women, which is I guess the ultimate form of grrrl power). Each is given under 48 hours to kill the other, and so a game of shoot-’em-up cat-and-mouse ensues, before John and Jane stop to ask themselves why they might have been assigned the same target.
The debut script of Simon Kinberg — who went on to pen xXx: State of the
It’s not a surprise, then, that the spy-versus-spy specifics of the movie don’t really work, even for the world of heightened absurdity that Mr. & Mrs. Smith sets up. Given that the pair works for agencies where discretion is in theory prized and integral to their continued success, having an entire hit squad kicking in doors and rappelling from helicopters probably isn’t the best tack for assured anonymity.
What saves Mr. & Mrs. Smith — which is very much an action movie, albeit one that’s uncharacteristically mischievous and lighthearted — is the fact that Pitt and Jolie are two of the most effortlessly magnetic and playful screen stars in Hollywood today. Their star wattage and winning performances — each channels into cathartic physical form the sheer exasperation of a sputtering relationship — elevate the good-but-not-great banter and make Mr. & Mrs. Smith quite worthy dinner party guests. DVD extras on this two-disc, widescreen unrated version of the movie include deleted scenes, analternate ending, a feature-length commentary by Liman, sequential breakdowns with storyboards and animatics, a fairly staid, non-dishy behind-the-scenes featurette, a photo gallery and much more. Those looking for a dissection of the stars’ burgeoning love affair, however, will have to consult the US Weekly microfiche files at their local library. B (Movie) B+ (Disc)
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Dawson’s Creek: The Complete Sixth Season
Given his penchant for litigation, I wasn’t sure that Tom Cruise would be cool with me re-posting this old DVD review, originally published upon the commercial release of the sixth season of Dawson’s Creek. But no, Cruise was adamant — he wanted to get the word out as widely as possible. To wit, this effusive DVD review, transcribed by me, as told to me by Cruise:
Richard Grant on Wah-Wah
For the full feature, from FilmStew, click here.
Classic Film Fans, Cast Your Vote!
Michael Caine, Doris Day, Kirk Douglas, Clark
Gable, Ava Gardner, Greer Garson, Sidney Poitier and a host of other luminaries.
Voters can access the DVD Decision 2006 voting page at www.amazon.com/dvddecision2006 or via links at
Amazon.com’s homepage and in various locations within their online DVD store.
With the Cast of 12 & Holding
12 & Holding, which opens this week and expands in arthouse venues across the nation in June.
A quirky tale centering around three 12-year-olds who lose a brother and friend at the hands of two older kids in an unfortunate bullying incident gone wrong, the movie examines the fashion in which these pre-teens cope with grief and other altered circumstances, especially as they run into parents who either suppress, discourage or can’t fully cope with the new ways in which they act out. Zoë Weizenbaum, who played the young Pumpkin in Memoirs of a Geisha, gives a memorably remarkable performance as Malee, a young girl who develops an inappropriate crush on one of the patients, Gus Maitland (Jeremy Renner), of her therapist mother.
“I had some apprehension about the movie just because of the things that (Malee) does,” admits Weizenbaum. But the director, Michael Cuesta (L.I.E.), “explained to me that she’s a really lonely and confused girl, going through all these changes, and her mother is really disconnected from her. It’s an emotional rollercoaster going through puberty and being a teenager, and when you don’t have support it makes it a lot worse. She doesn’t have a father figure (and) she looks to Jeremy as someone to talk to, but I guess she approaches it in the wrong way. She’s just really confused and lonely. It’s sad, what she does.”
What Malee does includes an awkward, attempted seduction — a scene difficult for any actress, but especially one only 14 years of age. “The disrobing scene was done really tastefully,” says Weizenbaum, “and working with Jeremy I basically didn’t have any nerves when it came to doing the scene because of how buddy-buddy we were and how professional he was.” Adds Renner: “Zoë is just so smart and giving, and it’s very easy to like and adore her. I didn’t have to be patient, which I thought I might have to be working with someone younger. She’s probably more professional than I am. She’s just a gem to work with, she felt like family.”
While the Malee-Gus arc is the film’s strongest, it isn’t home to the only interesting, naturalistic adolescent performance. Like Weizenbaum, Montreal native Jesse Camacho — who plays Leonard, a pudgy kid who attempts to reform his family’s eating habits when he loses his sense of taste — won his role after sending in scenes of himself on tape. Cuesta “said I was very natural,” relates Camacho. “I had done these sit-ups in one of the scenes, and apparently those really helped me land the role because they weren’t very good.” No worries — nobody will be saying the same thing about Camacho’s screen work, or that of any of his 12 & Holding peers.
A Nos Amours
I’m off to a screening of The Devil Wears Prada shortly, but I endured some chilly, top-notch self-laceration late last night, in the form of director Maurice Pialat’s 1984 film A Nos Amours. The movie assays the cold, proxy comfort a young French girl looks for in the arms of numerous boyfriends. Craving the attention she’s denied at an unhappy home, Suzanne (Sandrine Bonnaire) flings herself into a destructive search for love and affection. Alternating fractured, dispassionate and clutchy encounters with long ruminative passages, the movie is at times slow going, but it succeeds in portraying in convincingly artistic strokes the manner in which serial adolescent alienation transmutes into destructive behavior.

As usual, Criterion does a bang-up job with its release of a new, restored high-definition digital transfer. Supplemental extras include the original theatrical trailer, a 2003 interview with Bonnaire and a 1999 documentary on the movie entitled The Human Eye. Interesting, too, are new video interviews with contemporary directors Catherine Breillat and Jean-Pierre Gorin on Pialat’s influence on French cinema. There’s also archival on-set interview material with Pialat and footage of some of the actors’ auditions. Rounding out matters are an insert booklet
including insightful essays by critics Molly Haskell and Kent Jones and
further textual interviews with Pialat and cinematographer Jacques Loiseleux. B (Movie) A- (Disc)
John C. Reilly on A Prairie Home Companion
Based on Garrison Keillor’s quirky, long-running eponymous
public radio series and set during said fictitious variety group’s last
broadcast, the musical dramedy A Prairie
Home Companion is director Robert Altman’s 25th feature film, but it still
represented a heartening first for John C. Reilly. “I was doing A Streetcar Named Desire on Broadway,
and thinking, ‘What’s the next movie I ought to do?’ I literally made a list of directors I wanted to work
with,” recalls Reilly. “Altman was the first one, and four days later he called
me to do the movie. So I was thrilled, obviously, because he’s a pretty special
director. Not every filmmaker has the guts to give people the freedom that Bob
does. He kind of just lets you find your own way into the character and if you
ask him questions about something he’ll give you a straight answer, but if
you’re asking him what you should do he’s gonna say, ‘Well, I don’t know, I
hired you. You tell me what you should do!’”
particularly given his frequent on-screen scene partner — Woody Harrelson, who
Reilly met and befriended on the set of Terrence Malick’s The Thin Red Line, another project from a true American auteur. “Me
and Woody are Dusty and Lefty, these old trail hands — archetypal characters
that Garrison has created over the years,” says Reilly. “We do some singing… go
at it a lot. It’s similar to our own friendship — we like to give each other a
hard time, let’s put it that way. But there’s also a lot of funny stuff in
there.” Indeed, set over the course of one rainy evening, the show takes place
against the backdrop of the sale of the radio station, making for much
seriocomic tension.
outstripped even his own inflated expectations. “I found myself many times on Prairie Home Companion having no idea
whether I was on-camera or off-camera,” he says, “and there’s a real,
delightful freedom in that because most of the time in movies you’re all too
aware of where the camera is. There’s a lot of joy in a Robert Altman movie.”
On Night Stalking Frank Spotnitz
Marlene Dietrich: The Glamour Collection
The Marlene Dietrich Glamour Collection, which collects the heavy-lidded screen legend’s American movie debut, 1930’s Morocco, along with four other titles. For the full review, from IGN, click here.
Fantastic Four 2 Gets Payne-ful Re-Working
scribe Don Payne is set to see his feature-length screenwriting debut, My Super Ex-Girlfriend,
bow later this summer, and it came at a price. “Unfortunately animated shows
don’t really have a hiatus, so I had to write it on my nights and
weekends,” he says. “I was actually able to do it pretty quickly — I just had
to ignore my responsibilities as a husband and father, which I’m sure I’ll pay
for when I’m divorced and my kids are in therapy.”
through those same hoops, but the sequel to last year’s Fantastic Four is one of them,
so he might want to putting a therapist on retainer. With director Tim Story back
on board, Payne has been tabbed to tackle a script given an initial pass by
Mark Frost. “I’ve been reading Fantastic Four comics since I was a kid,” he
says, “and I’m intimately familiar with the characters and their history — as
are so many other fans out there. So I know their voices because I grew up with
them, and it’s just a thrill to be able to put words in their mouths.”
conventions for My Super
Ex-Girlfriend, Payne thinks he can jump back into more overt
action territory with Fantastic
Four 2, but he still sees the franchise’s appeal in its familial
roots, despite rumors of the sequel focusing on the Silver Surfer. “If I were to leak anything to you about the story, it would
be clobberin’ time for me,” says Payne. “But I think the Fantastic Four are actually
like the Simpsons in a lot of ways — they’re a uniquely dysfunctional,
squabbling family who, at the end of the day, has a real love for one
another.”
’do and The Thing doesn’t develop a beer gut…
Freedomland
Freedomland is suffused with a similar, musky mix of race, class, crime and local
political considerations. It makes perfect sense, of course,
considering both are adapted from Richard Price’s excellent, rangy
novels — stories that take place in the decidedly real world, where
complexities and moral shades of grey are dragged out into the light of
day. The story here centers on Samuel L. Jackson’s police detective, who must try to get
to the bottom of a mysterious carjacking before an area boiling over
with racial tension implodes around him.
There’s some awkwardness, but what truly gives Freedomland its ring of authenticity, though,
is its screenplay. The manner in which the characters are crammed
into the narrative confines of a somewhat more streamlined procedural
than the novel don’t always seem smooth and neat, but then, neither is
life, right? For the full review, from IGN, click here.
12 & Holding
Mr. and Mrs. Smith) and Zak Penn (X2),
occasional prostitute who saves
The hazard of global warming is a less than glamorous issue as far
Mansfield’s chances at the legitimacy she so craved, but it does
Amélie’s Audrey Tautou)