There’s typically just something kind of right about Nicolas Cage and dusty localities, from John Dahl’s criminally underrated Red Rock West to David Lynch’s enthusiastically overwrought road trip Wild at Heart,
which winds its way across the country on what might be described as
the a fever dream tour of demented trailer parks, both literal and
figurative. Maybe it’s because, for all the charm and magnetism of his
easygoing smile, there’s still something slightly wounded and aloof
about Cage; a bit melancholic even when he’s happy, he seems vaguely
wolfish, and is thus easy to imagine skulking around in a desert,
searching for something, the content of which even he might not know.
Next, with its slightly orange-hued trailers and TV ads, has the look, on its
surface, of another enjoyably dusty Cage flick, albeit much more of the
disposable popcorn variety. But a collectable-worthy Sin City Cage trilogy (alongside Honeymoon in Vegas and Leaving Las Vegas), alas, Next, does not make.
In fact, it’s not heresy, I promise, to say that Next doesn’t really qualify as a film. A sort of wan warm-up for the heroism of his now-lensing National Treasure sequel, Next is a shrugging, unsolvable riddle, if not necessarily a completely boring one.
Its future-vision gimmickry is flippantly handled, and one can’t reasonably parse
the specifics of the nuclear bomb plot with any more clarity, only that
an oft-mentioned “eight million lives” are hanging in the balance. Sense is reduced to a greater-than/less-than sign; it’s a simple
cinematic equation you’re being asked to buy into. Cage, meanwhile, looks pensive, and is occasionally charming. Next is a
piece of good-time, eye-catching, desperately of-the-moment entertainment that just happens to be captured in celluloid form. That said, its hold is still awfully loose. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.
The film, for Universal, is about a single professional woman (Fey) whose desire to have a child and simultaneously maintain her career track leads her to hire a surrogate (Poehler); Weaver will play the owner and operator of the surrogate agency that Fey’s character uses.
Coming on the heels of her recently released work in Jake Kasdan’s The TV Set and Marc Evans’ Snow Cake, opposite Alan Rickman, Weaver’s turn in Baby Mama will follow appearances in the presidential assassination thriller Vantage Point, with William Hurt, Forest Whitaker and Dennis Quaid, and her co-starring role in James Cameron’s highly anticipated Avatar. Fleet of foot and multi-talented, Weaver is definitely following through on her advice of mixing it all up with parts big, small, funny and sad, and in the process remaining one of the more flatly enjoyable screen presences out there; when you see her, you know you’re going to get something interesting, whatever the context surrounding it.
Kids’ television show titles are always kind of difficult to
gauge as an adult, largely because I’m so juvenile and immature that when I
think of kids, I still think of the line from the South Park movie: “The world is pretty gay/But it doesn’t seem that
way/Through the eyes of a child.” That said, I love things going nuts, so the DVD debut of Binky Goes Nuts, a collection of episodes from the animated PBS
show Arthur, clearly had me at hello.
Featuring four stories from the Daytime Emmy Award-winner for
Outstanding Children’s Animated Program, this special DVD offers both kids and
their parents and teachers insights into important health issues for children,
including nut allergies and the benefits of exercise. In the title segment, when
Binky discovers that he’s allergic to peanuts, he has so many questions: Will
he be forced to live without Chinese food? Will he ever again be able to eat
with his friends? And most importantly, will his Mom ever chill the eff out? After
some general hand-wringing, Binky learns that the best way not to “go nuts” is
to be well informed and better understand his allergy.
“Breezy Listening Blues” finds Brain scoring a low B on a
test — only one notch above a dreaded C! Determined to get to the bottom of what
caused this disaster before he loses what’s left of his evidentally melting I.Q.,
Brain investigates whether the new “Breezy Listening” background music playing
at the ice cream shop could be the source of his troubles. In “Arthur Weighs In,”
when Arthur doesn’t fit into his costume for the school play, he’s shocked to
learn that he’s gotten “husky-sized.” So he becomes serious about getting in
shape. Will he turn to an all-protein diet? Eat only herbs and berries? In the
end, he tries something even more radical — exercise! The final segment is
entitled “The Law of the Jungle Gym,” and it centers around Muffy, who’s found
the perfect place to take pictures with her new digital camera: the jungle gym.
Unfortunately, bully Molly tries to run Muffy right out of her new space.
Housed in a regular Amray case and presented in 4×3 full
screen, each segment of Binky Goes Nuts
runs around 13 minutes or so, making for a title that clocks in at under an
hour. All in all, it’s a breezily entertaining title, with light, lesson-based
moralizing and entertainment equally balanced. This DVD release includes
downloadable educational materials, including classroom activities in both
English and Spanish. To order this title or any other DVD release from WGBH
Boston Video, phone (800) 949-8670 or visit
their eponymous Web site’s shop by clicking here. B (Show) C (Disc)
It seems that Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe aren’t done with one another just yet. Variety is reporting that their respective man-crushes will continue for a fourth picture, with Scott set to direct the no-nonsense actor in the Universal Pictures action drama Nottingham, sold last year as a spec script by Ethan Reiff and Cyrus Voris, creators
of the Showtime series Sleeper Cell, as well as writers of Bulletproof Monk.
Crowe will star as the titular sheriff in a revisionist take on the
Robin Hood tale, with Nottingham cast as a noble lawman who labors
under the rule of a corrupt king, and as caught up in a love triangle with Maid Marion and
Robin Hood. The movie comes on the heels of Scott and Crowe’s last collaboration, American Gangster, and will shoot after the filmmaker finishes directing Leonardo DiCaprio in Body of Lies. Brian Grazer will produce the film for Imagine Entertainment.
Casting will say a lot about this movie, which is easy to see in multiplexes, if not exactly thrilling, on the surface of things. It’ll be interesting to see how high the producers and bankrollers stretch for Robin Hood, who by default is here playing second fiddle. As for Maid Marion (assuming she’s halfway decently sketched), paging Rachel McAdams… If she can’t be coaxed into a commitment, however, one could see Rachel Weisz in the part, I suppose, depending on how high the spitfire quotient is.
Caught in a state of bodily limbo, well-off but emotionally isolated teenager Nick Powell (Justin Chatwin, above) must try to unravel his own death in David Goyer’s The Invisible, an evocatively gloomy, elliptical drama of redemption that pretty nicely captures the palpable disconnection of youth. The problem is that the race-against-time elements aren’t always quite galvanizing enough to elicit and hold the attention and appreciation of younger audiences wanting or expecting a goosing supernatural thriller. This is much more a character-rooted, sustained mood piece than a commercially geared film, but since it’s about teenagers, well… it faces an uphill climb wooing its target demographic. All in all, though, certainly not a bad movie. For the full review, from Screen International, click here.
It’s a happy birthday today to Catherine Reitman, who turns 26. Daughter of veteran comedy director Ivan, Catherine has appeared in Soup of the Day, and also has a bit cameo in this summer’s Knocked Up, which is fairly excellent. (More on that soon.) Click through the above link, though, and see that she inherited her father’s distinctive sloe-eyed look.
While some of her contemporaries cycle in and out of rehab, or simply turn down everything that comes their way (I’m looking in your general direction, Rachel McAdams), the Jacinda Barretts and Jessica Biels of young Hollywood are busy making a play for their heat.
Biel is particularly intriguing as a candidate for newly minted star, if only because probably no one saw her coming. This week she’s starring in the big-budget if somewhat bland Next, with Nicolas Cage, and she’s also got the safety net of Dennis Dugan’s big dumb gay firefighters comedy, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. In between she’s been trying to shore up her dramatic cred, with movies like The Illusionist (an important booking for her) and Bruce Beresford’s set-to-lens adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s A Woman of No Importance, whose lead Biel is taking over from Linsday Lohan.
The femininity is there, but what Biel seemingly lacks is a certain softness, and relaxed charisma. Next doesn’t necessarily require it, save for a single scene with some Native American children, but if Biel is to make inroads to the sort of relatable leading lady parts that pay the truly big bucks (glossy romantic comedies and the like), she needs to dial down the energy a bit and vacuum herself free of the sort of cow-faced, sign-posted emoting that too much serial television work seems to engender in many young actors and actresses.
If she can’t pull that off — and there’s not much to suggest one way or another whether she can — there is an alternative, and that’s to embrace the whole authoritative, beautiful-shit-kicker persona she projects. Biel is still running from this 7th Heaven-era photo shoot, no doubt, but would be wise to embrace hard-edged bombshell roles in a way that Ashley Judd did early in her career.
Biel got convincingly buff in 2004’s Blade: Trinity, but has since avoided nudity, with lingering bedsheets, perfectly balanced, during post-coital kisses goodbye in London, The Illusionist and, now, Next. Judd, on the other hand, evidenced a much more casual attitude about undress, and that approach counterbalanced her toughened qualities while also allowing a (now estimable) vulnerability to mature and ripen. Biel could perhaps learn a thing or two from that.
Amber Tamblyn is no one-trick pony. The erstwhile Joan of Arcadia star, whose latest film, Stephanie Daley, opens in limited release today, is also a published author. Her first book of collected poems, Free Stallion, was released in 2005, and she’s already hard at work on another, more mature compendium. Continue reading Amber Tamblyn, Poet→
In support of the Fox Searchlight film Waitress, the Adrienne Shelly Foundation, a non-profit organization
dedicated to the memory of multi-hyphenate Adrienne Shelly, has partnered with CharityFolks.com to auction off one-of-a-kind aprons decorated, designed and
autographed by stars such as Keri Russell, Cheryl Hines, Jordana Brewster,
Lisa Kudrow, Amy Smart and more. Waitress
was Shelly’s final film before her untimely death in November of last year, and
her first writing and directing effort since 1999’s I’ll Take You There, starring Ally Sheedy.
The proceeds of the online auction will benefit the organization’s
mission to support the artistic achievements of female actors, writers and
directors through a series of grants to help finance student films and
independent film projects. Money will also supplement film school scholarships and awards, and
fund staged readings of deserving scripts. Bidding starts on Sunday evening, April 29 and closes on
Monday, May 14 at 6 p.m. Eastern
time. For more information, click here.
An absolute monster hit from last holiday season — at $570 million
worldwide, with $250 million of that coming domestically — Night at the Museum dutifully continues the trend of Ben Stiller’s
physical abuse and debasement, which dates back to some of the comedian’s earliest
sketch work, and includes Dodgeball,
both Meet the Parents flicks, Along Came Polly and, of course, the
1998 smash There’s Something About Mary.
Stiller stars as Larry Daley, a divorced dad and inveterate
dreamer who, needing to quickly get a normal job to keep from getting evicted,
and wanting to stay close to his son Nick (Jake Cherry), takes a position as a
night guard at the New York City Natural History Museum. The three downsized,
outgoing watchmen (Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney and Bill Cobbs) give Larry a
quick tour and toss him a tattered instruction manual, but fail to tell him
that due to a mysterious, golden Egyptian tablet that was brought to the museum
years before, everything actually comes alive at night.
This includes animals galore; a marauding Attila the Hun
(Patrick Gallagher); a Tyrannosaurus Rex that wants to play fetch with his
detachable rib bone; former president Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams), astride
a horse; and thousands of Lilliputians — like Roman general Octavius (Steve
Coogan) and his bickering rival, Wild West cowboy Jedediah (Owen Wilson) — who
make up the museum’s miniature models and dioramas.
Thrown into the middle of this havoc, Larry tries to at
first merely survive and prevent the complete destruction of the museum. After
sunrise, he’s ready to walk, but the dangled admiration of his son gets the
better of him, and Larry returns. He subsequently tries to impose some order on
all the creatures and icons indoors — if anything gets outside and isn’t back
in its place by sun-up, it turns to dust — and then grapples with some bad guys
out to steal the aforementioned supernatural plate. Along the way he bonds with
his son, and tries to win over docent Rebecca (Carla Gugino), who’s been long
laboring on her thesis on Sacajawea (Mizuo Peck), who just happens to be one of
the wax figures on display in the museum.
Night at the Museum downshifts just a bit in its
efforts to include and play up the more fantastical elements of its premise,
but there are still a few of these overly boisterous, capital-P performance
moments designed to goosingly remind you what a wild time you’re having. The
movie is fleshed out from its roots in Croatian illustrator Milan Trenc’s
children’s book by co-screenwriters Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon (both
of Reno 911!), who together have no doubt made some nice loot tapping
out mid-budget studio comedies like The Pacifier, Herbie Fully Loaded, Taxi and Let’s Go to
Prison. They provide a loose but sound structure here, and Stiller trots
out his characteristic flustered underdog bit, which offers up a few bright and sly moments
for older audiences.
The mixing of wild special effects with more chatty comedy
of awkward social interplay embodied by Wilson, Coogan and Ricky Gervais (above left, as
the museum’s curator), though, feels like a halting mixture. Director Shawn
Levy, too, brings no galvanizing, unifying vision to the fore; he’s the
definition of a point-and-shoot lenser, and there are several sequences that
open up a few crafty visual joke possibilities only to have them fall by the
wayside. It’s a fine enough time-whiling slice of family entertainment, certainly,
and it plays better on the small screen, where it seems like an effects-laden, ramshackle
inversion of the much more cleverly sketched Home Alone. That said, there’s little that feels lasting about Night
at the Museum. Of course, you’ll likely want to see it some point, if only
to prepare yourself for the inevitable sequel.
The double-disc special edition DVD of Night at the Museum comes with a presto-chango lenticular slipcover,
and is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen (full-screen is available
separately) with robust, if somewhat front-heavy English language 5.1 DTS and
5.1 Dolby surround audio tracks. Bonus material attached to the feature presentation
includes two audio commentary tracks — one from director Levy, and the other
from writers Garant and Lennon, which is much more entertaining.
Seventeen minutes of deleted scenes kick off the second
disc, a considerable amount for a movie that already clocks in at an hour and
50 minutes. Levy contributes optional commentary to most of these bits, explaining
where they fell in the story and the reasons for their cuts, which is mostly
just a matter of pacing. Some of these are just vintage Stiller riffs, but there
are also a few other odds and ends. Meanwhile, a clutch of a half dozen brief featurettes
on everything from the movie’s costumes and special effects work to its little capuchin
costar provide a nice overview of the production. Of a pair of Fox Movie
Channel pieces, the one with Levy recent film school grads is most interesting,
if also a bit chilling. A 10-minute storyboard-to-screen comparison, a
six-minute blooper reel, a 21-minute Comedy Central clip-fest show and a
DVD-ROM game round things out. To purchase the movie from Amazon, click here. C (Movie) B+ (Disc)
In The Queen, director Stephen Frears and writer Peter
Morgan pull back the curtain on the private chambers of the royal
family in the aftermath of Princess Diana’s 1997 death, where the very
ordered, self-contained world of Queen Elizabeth of England (Helen Mirren)
is brought into conflict with newly elected Prime Minister Tony Blair
(Michael Sheen) and a nation looking to its leaders for guidance in
dark times. Along with its spate of Academy Award nominations, the
awards for the film poured in from all the country’s notable critics’
organizations, and deservedly included multiple honors for Mirren
and Sheen, as well as Morgan’s screenplay, the film’s superlative
costume and production design and Alexandre Desplat’s score.
On the surface, The Queen is about how the royal family dealt with Princess Diana’s death, and the frustrated advisory capacity in which a new prime minister served during those troubled times. But on a much larger scale it’s also a movie about values, about a moment in British culture where concepts like duty and tradition — as represented by the institution of the monarchy — clashed with more modern concepts like flexibility and, horror of horrors, informality. We see, though a very personal grappling with these issues, just how difficult and messy change can be — how we, as societies, can often go through long periods of stasis, only to then be snapped into dizzied-up outrage by a single, seemingly small event.
Frears (Dangerous Liaisons, Mrs. Henderson Presents, The Grifters) is a director who is able to smartly plumb comedy from drama, and vice versa, and The Queen radiates an intelligence and pulses with a multi-layered humanity rare in movies today. Morgan, meanwhile, crafted the narrative spine of The Queen from extensive interviews, research, discreet sources and informed imagination, and the result is revealing, satisfyingly dramatic and also just a lot of fun. Impeccably crafted, The Queen is indeed one of the best movies of last year.
Housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a cardboard slipcase that replicates its half-faced cover close-up shot of Mirren, The Queen is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen. It’s easy to latch onto elements of graininess and edge enhancement early on, as well as in some darker scenes, but this is a result of varying film stocks, it turns out — 16mm for many of the scenes involving Blair scenes, compared to 35mm stock for the bulk of the movie. It rankles a bit at times, but actually feeds a sense of the contrast between Queen Elizabeth’s pristine, privileged world (she and her family pay no taxes, and live in a wonderland of luxurious, perpetual vacation) and that of the real world, in which Blair deals and his staff slaves.
The DVD’s audio comes in the form of an English language Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound track and a Spanish language Dolby surround track, with close-captioning and optional Spanish subtitles. Dialogue is clear and free from hiss or distortion, but overall seems mixed a bit on the low side compared to other recent Buena Vista discs. It’s also worth noting that the close-captioning subtitles for both commentary tracks are pegged to the source audio in a fashion that lets them alternate between the movie and the chatter’s thoughts — a nice little feature if you’re dealing with a split audience, some of whom have seen the movie before and others who perhaps haven’t, but have ceded ground on watching with a commentary track.
The DVD’s chief bonus extra is a somewhat perfunctory 19-minute making-of featurette which is split into three sections. Featuring interviews with Frears, Morgan, Mirren, Sheen, costar James Cromwell and others, the first segment focuses on the actors’ challenges of tackling real people as characters.The other segments concentrate on the design of the film and the real-life events of that week, a sort of historical primer that seems a bit redundant coming on the heels of the movie, which collapses this material just fine.
There are also a pair of feature-length audio commentary tracks — one from helmer Frears and writer Peter Morgan, and the other from author and British historian Robert Lacey. The filmmakers’ commentary showcases a nice, drolly chiding rapport between Frears and Morgan, but its loose-limbed nature also feels a bit at odds with the movie. In assaying which jokes worked best, they talk a bit about the gulf between intent and expectation, and their frequent surprise with the same. By contrast, Lacey’s track is a much more serious and streamlined chat, and includes an abundance of biographical information and shading detail, as well as Lacey’s opinion about what the filmmakers got spot-on right and what might have been a bit off, or benefited from dramatic license. It’s a fascinating listen, but in way one wishes you could have had Lacey sit with Frears, or at least Morgan, to dissect the scripting and research processes a bit more. One senses a more tricked-out edition of the film — perhaps with some feature-length inclusions on the royal family — somewhere further down the line, but for general audiences and less exacting DVD collectors, this edition works just fine. A (Movie) B- (Disc)
Jack Valenti has passed away at the age of 85, after suffering a stroke in March that hospitalized him for several weeks. A special assistant to President Lyndon Johnson when he
was lured to Hollywood in 1966 by movie moguls Lew Wasserman and Arthur
Krim, Valenti instituted
the modern movie ratings system and guided Hollywood from the
censorship era to the digital age. As the president of the Motion Picture Association of America, Valenti raised the ire of documentarian Kirby Dick and others, who took exception with what they saw as the MPAA’s Neapolitan swirl of secrecy and hypocrisy with regards to classification issues.
Still, throughout it all, Valenti remained enormously popular with industry colleagues, and respected for his measured advice. “I’ve known Jack for more than 25 years as a colleague,
friend and mentor,” said Jean Prewitt, President and CEO of the Independent Film & Television Alliance. “He was the absolute consummate gentleman who loved
every facet of our industry and its people — no matter what their role in the
business. We’ll never forget Jack and his legacy. There will never
be anyone like him.”
It’s a happy birthday to Jordana Brewster, who turns 27 today. The daughter of an investment banker (yawn…) and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Maria João, a bushy-browed Brewster starred alongside Cameron Diaz in 2001’s absolutely wretched The Invisible Circus, but garnered a lot more attention for dutifully standing next to and sitting in colorful cars in that same year’s The Fast and the Furious.
More recently she’s popped up in Annapolis , in which she acquitted herself nicely, and last fall’s terrible franchise prequel Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, a movie of near-bottomless sadism and equal pointlessness. Next up for Brewster: the pilot for suburban assassins-in-angst, Mr. and Mrs. Smith (yes, based on the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie movie), opposite Martin Henderson. ABC has yet to decide whether or not to exercise its option on the potential series for the fall of 2007. Still, the part for which Brewster was clearly born is that of Demi Moore. Should some horrible fate befall Mrs. Kutcher in the next few years, Brewster will headline the inevitable cable biopic. I’m just sayin’…
A movie about a small-town teen (Amber Tamblyn) accused of smothering her newborn baby, and the forensic psychologist (Tilda Swinton), pregnant herself, hired to determine the truth behind the family’s curtain of denial, writer-director Hilary Brougher’s Stephanie Daley artfully avoids the more traditional and mawkish customs of its movie-of-the-week origins. Continue reading Stephanie Daley→
Jamie Kennedy knows he’s not the only one who rocked out in a Puma sweatsuit in the 1980s. To that end, he’s headlining Kickin’ it Old Skool, a comedy about a teenage breakdancing enthusiast who wakes up after 20 years in a coma to find that the more things change, the more he’s stayed the same. With the girl of his dreams (Maria Menounos) engaged to marry his grade-school nemesis (Michael Rosenbaum) and his parents drowning in the debt of his medical costs, Kennedy’s Justin Schumacher must rally his former squad, bust a move and win back the girl of his dreams. In conjunction with the film’s release this Friday, April 27, from Yari Film Group, Kennedy took some time to answer a few questions via email. Continue reading Jamie Kennedy Kicks it Old Skool→
Director John Landis contributed Deer Woman to
the “Masters of Horror”
anthology series, one of the undeniable highlights of the program’s first
season. For the second season he matches if not quite outdoes himself with the
wickedly delightful Family, scripted
by Frailty‘s Brent Hanley.
Meredith Monroe),
moves in across the street. They befriend Harold after accidentally running
into his mailbox one evening, and Harold quickly sets his sights on prying Celia
away from her husband.
The brisk, hour-long movie opens with a sweeping tracking
shot (which includes, amusingly, a portrait of Dick Cheney in Harold’s house) past
manicured lawns and picket fences, all of which summons to mind visions of David
Lynch’s Blue Velvet, and the
nastiness that lurks just under the surface in suburbia. The tone here, though,
is one of sinister comedy, and Wendt gives a great performance. Somewhat
guarded but still mostly friendly, he plays the sincerity on top, and brings
the temper to a boil only when necessary. There’s some dark delight in the twisted
inner monologues of unfiltered id that occasionally punch through in Harold’s
interactions with other folks, chiefly Celia, but his thought processes in
stalking teenagers at the nearby high school must be dangerously close to the
rationalizations that real-life killers, kidnappers and molesters indulge.
Naturally, there’s a great flip-ending that reframes the
material laid out above, assaying the intertwined natures of loneliness and grief,
and how they can both feed into madness. Landis’ touch with the substance and
tone of the movie is spot-on, and though he admits he’s usually not a fan of
visual gimmickry, he hauls out at least one doozy of a shot here.
AnchorBay’s
DVD release of Family continues their
superb handling of the series. It’s presented in 1.78:1 widescreen and coming with
nice, cleanly mixed Dolby digital 5.1 and Dolby surround 2.0 audio tracks. Supplemental
features are anchored by an audio commentary track from writer Hanley, in which
the native Texan talks, in his relaxed, twangy style, about the ease with which
the project came together, its roots as an unabashed homage to Psycho, and the fact that he initially
had trouble envisioning Wendt for the role of Harold. (Like the role that eventually
went to Powers Boothe in Frailty, Hanley
says he wrote Family for William H.
Macy, who apparently hasn’t gotten any of his beseeching memos.)
A 16-minute making-of featurette is anchored by on-set
interviews with the cast and separate sit-down overview chats with Hanley,
Landis and others, including special effects guy Lee Wilson. Landis is
characteristically self-effacing, but just a real pleasure to listen to. There’s
also a seven-and-a-half-minute featurette on the film’s score, which contains
footage of Landis working with (and praising) composer Peter Bernstein. Storyboards
from William David Hogan, a photo gallery, a surprisingly informative text
biography on Landis (who got his start in the mailroom at 20th Century Fox, and
was a production assistant on 1970’s Kelly’s
Heroes), and a DVD-ROM copy of the script round out the disc. A (Movie) B+
(Disc)
I’m catching Paramount’s Next, which opens April 27, today, so maybe I’ll post some thoughts on it later, upon returning. But is it just me or doesn’t the above poster look like it was thrown together by some intern monkeying around on Photoshop? The wall of flame draws your attention to the title, at least, but everything else about this poster seems rather nondescript. “Everyone, look stage left!”
I know it’s based on a Philip Dick story, and they brought out
the big-gun screenwriters for it, but I can’t say that the
effects-intensive TV ads have stirred up much of an appetite in myself, or
anyone else to whom I’ve spoken. Holy crap — I just checked and found out Peter
Falk is in it. And that there are characters named Mr. White, Miss
Brown and Mr. Green, for which there better be a good explanation.
Still, despite its high marks in ordinariness, the poster does roughly hew to my personal breast-to-nose theory of proportion, which holds that no matter how big the head of a given movie’s star, if there’s a sex bomb female costar, her chest should measure at least as big as his beak. As much as Jessica Biel’s rack, though, Julianne Moore’s zippered jacket and high collar let us know who’s (ostensibly) pulling the babe baggage here. Well played, Paramount, well played. Except that discerning kids can still note that the movie is rated PG-13.
YouTube is great, really — certainly as a waste of time, but also as a canny means of cultural distillation. Despite no small amount of admiration for each of them, I didn’t catch last fall’s Nicolas Cage/Neil LaBute remake of The Wicker Man, though I did a DVD review of the
special edition original when it came out late last year. Now, thanks to this inspired, two-and-a-half-minute YouTube mash-up, I’ll never have to see the the re-up.
I personally loved the roundhouse kick to the face and the bear bitch-slap.
For what it’s worth, it really seems like Cage’s performance is modeled somewhat
closely after Edward Woodward’s from the original film, except with general irritation
replacing a moral stodginess. Madly bubbling-over frustration is part of what The Wicker Man is about, and here, in the remake, it just seems amped up a bit, though I (want to) believe the hill-tumble exclamations of, “The bees, the bees… not the bees!” might be overdubbed or laid in.
Not explicitly movie-related per se, but it sure reads like one… albeit a very familiar one. The Boston Celtics have cut ties with 21-year-old point guard Sebastian Telfair, the erstwhile subject of Jonathan Hock’s documentaryThrough the Fire, who was arrested early Friday after police in
Yonkers, New York, stopped him for speeding and found a loaded handgun
under a seat in his SUV. Telfair did not have a valid license, and police said he and his passenger told them they knew nothing about the gun.
Last October, meanwhile, police questioned Telfair about the shooting of rapper
Fabolous after a $50,000 necklace was stolen from Telfair at the same
club the night Fabolous was shot. Telfair said he wasn’t there at the
time of the shooting.
A bit short on authorial insightfulness, Through the Fire is kind of interesting in spite of itself, but it takes on some additional import now, given Telfair’s troubles, and the fact that hereportedly supports an extended web of 21 family members with his NBA salary. Not surprisingly, that’s a far cry from the tight-knit, single-parent home we see in the film. Hangers-on love the smell of someone else’s green…
Career management for anyone in Hollywood is a tough game, a slippery slope, the most inexact science, really. If
success comes a calling, choosiness must then be balanced with concerns
for not only a modicum of financial security, but also some loose sense
of supervision of profile. After all, familiarity generally breeds
success, and if too many risky indies all crap out, actors can find
themselves on the outside staring in, trying to get meetings with
up-and-coming directors, and phones calls returned from studio execs
who just a few short years ago were hounding them for a lunch
date. For women, the game can be even tougher, with less starring
vehicles and thus less statistical opportunity. Sigourney Weaver,
though, has had an amazingly diverse and successful career, numbering
more than 40 films. How does she do it — what’s her battle plan? Acting her age, as remarkably simple as that sounds. For the full feature piece, from FilmStew, click here.
The web site is kind of sludgy and fucked up — it looks like
a MySpace page as tinkered with by a well-meaning boomer who has no idea what
they’re doing — and so, not surprisingly, I couldn’t get the trailer to work
for me, but I’m still have a passing intrigue in writer-director Jack
Piandaryan’sThe Parallel,
a new independent film which will get its exclusive Los Angeles engagement on Friday, May 11 at Laemmle’s Town Center 5
in Encino.
Starring Taylor Gerard Hart (who really looks like a ringer
for a young Jim Caviezel) and Margaret Scarborough, the movie is described as a
drama about a cocksure teenager who, full of himself and great expectations, wakes
up from a debauched night with his girlfriend’s best friend to find himself 20
plus years older and trapped in a bleak life he’d never imagined. That
probably sounds like a lot of marriages out there. I’m intrigued, I guess,
because I’m not yet sure where the movie’s line of division falls, and what
sort of “return” is broached or brokered, if any. I’ve always thought there’s a
fascinating movie out there to be made of a teenager’s loss of
innocence/intellectual awakening — being thrust against his will, in a very fantastical
but non-comedic way, into adulthood’s compromises, responsibilities and hardship, but then finding reward
and purchase in it. I doubt The Parallel
will be that film, but who knows? I
might try to check it out. For more information, click here.
So this is old news, the Grindhouse Festival at the great New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles. Programmed by Quentin Tarantino to celebrate the down-and-dirty cinema of his misspent youth — and of course coincide with his own Grindhouse release — the fest presents straight eight weeks of five dozen deliriously bad movies, including The Swinging Barmaids, Cry of a Prostitute and Yul Brynner’s Death Rage.
What’s (arguably) worth mentioning is that a couple weeks back I caught a double feature with a few friends, of Rino Di Silvestro’s The Legend of the Wolf Woman and Derek Ford’s The Girl from Starship Venus (aka The Sexplorer). Tarantino and Eli Roth were in attendance as well, and enjoying the New Beverly’s exceedingly reasonably priced popcorn, as well as trailers between the movies that included Cat People, scream queen Barbara Steele‘s The She Beast, the clip for the original The Howling, and Galaxina, with Dorothy Stratten.
Of the two flicks, the latter was probably more fun — a sort of more deliciously stupid cross between Carmen Electra‘s The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human and Jesus knows what, starring the beautifully vapid Monika Ringwald. As the titular “surveyor,” Ringwald moved through modern-day London from one amusing situation to another, discovering sensory experience via lascivious pans up and down a wildly gyrating stripper (Tanya Ferova), a sex room full of balloons (explained by a comedically leering guy looking to close the deal as offering a “certain tactile pleasure”) and, eventually, a bubble bath with a dorky, helmet-haired chap. The backdrop for all of this is literal-minded, cautious and increasingly hilarious and pleading voiceover narration from Ringwald’s unseen mission commander, who mans a ship that is — in the best tradition of low-rent, filmic practicality — a silver ball bearing. It’s long gone from the New Beverly, but if you’re predisposed to kitschy T&A romps and you can track down a copy, The Girl from Starship Venus offers up a great audiovisual backdrop for your next party.
The festival wraps up soon, meanwhile; today through Tuesday it’s a double-feature of 1977’s Jailbait Babysitter, starring Therese Pare, and 1974’s Grave of the Vampire. Also knocking heads April 29 through May 1 is 1973’s ultra-rare The Real Bruce Lee, along with Lee Lives Within. Double-feature admission is $7, but a discount card for eight admissions is only $32. For more information, click here or, if you must, phone (323) 938-4038.
The New York Post’s Page Six
is reporting that 20th Century Fox’s Babylon
A.D. is experiencing a grand clash of on-set egos, between director Mathieu
Kassovitz and star Vin Diesel. It’s the usual blend of late arrivals and temper
tantrums hearsay… yadda yadda yadda. (I’m betting co-stars Michelle Yeoh, Gérard Depardieu and Charlotte
Rampling are sitting on the sidelines, shaking their heads).
The movie is based on a novel by French author Maurice G.
Dantec, and stars Diesel as a war vet-turned-mercenary named Toorop (sigh…) escorting
a woman from Russia to Canada… a woman who’s carrying an organism that a
bizarre cult wants to harvest to produce a genetically modified Messiah. Mmmkay…
In addition to budget and schedule overruns — the result of a
skiing sequence that had to be shot in Sweden thanks to a lack of snow in
Eastern Europe, producer Alain Goldman explained — a lot of the problem would simply
seem to be a matter of communication: French director, largely Czech crew, muscle-bound
star in his own self-aggrandizing orbit. Besides, doesn’t the movie’s planned release
date, February 29, 2008, tell us a lot about what we really need to know? For
the link to the Post piece, click
here.
Hot Fuzz, a comedy that makes appreciable but not quite as brilliant use of buddy-cop genre conventions.
If a lot of Hot Fuzz‘s best bits are revealed in the trailer, the movie, admirably, still advances an actual story, even if it does eventually veer off into a bizarre, Wicker Man-esque communal conspiracy. Where the film is most comfortable and successful, though, is in more
quietly tweaking the personal conventions of the cop genre, as in the scenes of
beer and bonhomie that served as Shaun of the Dead’s underpinning. When playing upon these clichés of the gruff, melting-heart mentor and the newly hardened pupil, Hot Fuzz crackles, courtesy of the energy and interplay between Pegg and Frost. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.