So wait… gun-for-hire filmmaker Brett Ratner has accidentally gotten blowjobs from dudes pretending to be chicks? (And it’s happened to his friends, plural, as well?) That’s according to an interview with The Advocate, in which Ratner explains/defends a joke in the forthcoming, relatively uninspired Rush Hour 3 (more on this later this week). “That’s from my personal experience,” says Ratner. “My
first blowjob was from a man, but I didn’t know it
was a man. That’s where that comes from, it’s based on
personal experience.”

“That happens to a lot
of heterosexuals — you meet a girl in a bar, and it
turns out she’s not a girl,” continues Ratner (After the Sunset, X-Men: The Last Stand). So that happens a lot? I’d argue its prevalence, I guess, though Ratner and I doubtlessly run with slightly different crowds. And this is exactly what freaks out Bible-belt Americans about Hollywood — the notion of homosexuals as rampant tricksters out to dupe them or take unfair advantage. Trannies, just be upfront about what you’re rockin’, please.

I’m not sure what this says about ex-crush Rebecca Gayheart, really. But, well… who says Ratner doesn’t make personal movies, then? That’s one less criticism that can be leveled against him.