Daily Archives: April 6, 2007

The Hoax

A fantastic about-face for both director Lasse Hallström and star Richard Gere — representing the best work in years for each — The Hoax tells the story of Clifford Irving, a novelist who, in 1971, faked an autobiography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes. A roguish, spry and
darkly comedic caper
, The Hoax is a movie that milks high drama out of low-key
stakes before then folding the secrets and lies at the core of its
story into an even grander speculative conspiracy than its blithely egotistical
protagonist could have initially imagined — one tied to burgeoning paranoia in the Nixon White House.

What William Wheeler’s superb script smartly taps into is not just the
outlandish and colorful surface intrigue of its story
— the nuts and
bolts of the faking of the biography — but the secret, unexplainable
thrill that all of this gives Irving
. Even if it’s heretofore been
dormant, it’s hardwired to his soul, this need for attention and
respect. What we’re actually watching, then, is the magnificent implosion of an addictive
personality
, and the adrenaline rush that piling lie on top of lie
gives Irving. Knowing that only the most bizarre and outlandish ones
will work (to match Hughes’ eccentric and impulsive personality), the
author’s spiraling deception is the fuel on which The Hoax
runs. So potent is its force, too, that by the end of the movie, one is
improbably siding alongside Irving, waiting on a rooftop for a
helicopter visit from Hughes that one knows can’t possibly be coming. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Happy Birthday, Krista Allen

It’s a happy birthday to single mom Krista Allen, who turns 35 today. Krista, the third season of Project Greenlight totally busted you for being a bit of a diva on the set of Feast, and showing up late one day with what might most charitably be described as a hangover, but I’ll give you props for the final product — you kicked ass and had some fun. Are you a great actress? No. Have you made out with George Clooney more times than I have? Yes, almost certainly.

Also, for all the Jenna Fischer fans out there, she’s on the cover of this month’s Wired magazine, which means you get this photo, covered by a transparency, I gather, as well as this pursed-lips interior pic. No slouch management, hers. It seems they’re aware of the same melancholic image problems I mentioned, and so “the sexification of Jenna” is in full swing.

Which, come to think of it, would be a great title for an exploitation flick
. I need to get on that, so I can escape having to write about movies like Premonition…

Bratz Seeks Music

In what I’m not sure is an opportunity or a dare, Geffen
Records is calling on all musicians for the chance to have their music be placed
in the upcoming live-action comedy adventure Bratz. MGA
Entertainment, Avi Arad Productions and Crystal Sky Pictures have teamed up on
the feature film, which Lionsgate will distribute nationwide on August 10. The
soundtrack will be available through Geffen Records on July 31.

I have a friend who’s labored on several Bratz videogame titles, and he’s generally
sounded like he’s wanted to pluck out his eyeballs, so inane is the work. But
the franchise, spun off from what began as a line of 10-inch dolls with
oversized heads and huge eyes — a sort of hipper, sluttier alternative to
Barbie — is highly lucrative
. And since movies today are driven by and apparently
green-lit solely by name recognition, we’ll now get a live action flick to go
alongside all the animated product clogging the imaginative arteries of prepubescent
and tween-age girls. Given that it’s directed by 45-year-old white dude Sean
McNamara, the artisan behind 3 Ninjas:
High Noon at
Mega Mountain and the Hilary Duff starrer Raise Your Voice, I’m sure it will be a
movie of nuanced social commentary
.

At any rate… what were we talking about? Oh, right: your roommate’s
band. Musical submissions will be reviewed by top A&R executives at Geffen
Records up until the deadline of May 15. If you’ve always wanted to get
your music in front of a major record label, or you have a song about 10-inch dolls
and how totally awesome and outrageous they are, this is your chance to be
discovered. For rules, regulations and more information click here,
and enter all pertinent contact information.