Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel




It's a happy birthday to Jessica Biel, who turns 25 years old today. Jessica's a gamer, as she proved recently in The Illusionist, and she's determined to live down this photo shoot, God bless her, even if in my opinion it's really 7th Heaven and some of the bad movies in which she's appeared that she should be more worried about. Sweet Lord, Jessica, so you have a freakishly long tongue, biceps bigger than half the guys your age and one of those weird, prematurely deep smoker's voices? Plenty of folks dig that package, guys and girls...

 

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