The raunchy R&B parody “Dick in a Box,” from Saturday Night Live, has scored an Emmy victory at the recently held Creative Arts Emmy Awards, besting a couple songs from a musical episode of Scrubs, among other competition.
Last December’s fake music video about ornately wrapping up a part of the male anatomy and presenting it to a loved one as a holiday present, certainly aided in the meteoric rise of SNL cast member Andy Samberg, but an astute friend of mine pointed out — and I believe he’s right — that the piece could ultimately end up most helping out crooner/episode host Justin Timberlake, because it gives him a credibility with guys that he couldn’t buy, no matter the number of Alpha Dogs that he does. What’s most brilliant about “Dick in a Box,” of course, is the kernel of devastating truth at its core: guys really do wish that, 1) we could put that little effort into gift shopping, and 2) that women would be that enamored with our junk.
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Lost and Delirious
Expansion isn’t merely for Star Jones’ waistline. We swell the rolls here at Shared Darkness as time and inclination permits. Ergo, this DVD review of Lost and Delirious, originally published upon its release in 2001:
I hate to stoop to such obvious levels, but: six and 28:45.
That’s the chapter number and elapsed run time into the film of the lesbian sex
scene in Lost and Delirious, and
really the only reason anyone might want to sit through this deliriously lost
little movie, a wan, meandering ball of pretension, romanticized youthful
“vigor” and manufactured intensity, all proudly wrapped up in its own pomposity.
The Wives of Bath
by Susan Swan, adapted by Judith Thompson and directed by Lea Pool, Lost and Delirious’ story of young,
sapphic love is set at an all-girls’ boarding school where it looks like an
Aerosmith video could break out at any moment. (It turns out in this instance, though,
to be the Violent Femmes’ “Add It Up.”) New arrival Mary (Mischa Barton, the
little sick girl in The Sixth Sense)
is taken under the wings of her two new roommates, Victoria (Stardom’s Jessica Paré, above right) and Paulie (Coyote Ugly’s Piper Perabo).
or Tori, is a bit of an ingenue, while Paulie smokes cigarettes intensely, has
a poster of Che Guevera over her bed and generally presides over the roost like
a cross between One Flew Over the
Cuckoo’s Nest’s R.P. McMurphy and Angelina Jolie’s wide-eyed Girl, Interrupted menace. Tori and
Paulie have a thing, you see, but Tori breaks it off after her younger sister
catches the two in bed. Paulie takes it none too well, and their perfect world
falls apart.
A jewel in the mud, Barton is actually pretty fantastic, though she’s forced to
spend an awful lot of time pretending to be asleep while her roommates make out
and giggle or bicker and fume. Perabo’s performance, meanwhile, falls between
unchecked and astonishingly god-awful; she stalks about, chewing scenery and
aggressively mouthing along in class to poetry. I understand all too well the
intoxicating nature of adolescent affection, but please — someone interrupt
this girl. A few dewy-eyed dissenters may cite Paulie’s fractured relationship
with her birth mother as part of some grand romantic gesture (I get it, she has a tortured parallel
history of past rejection!), but this poorly constructed movie is indulgent,
obvious and ridiculous. Tears are shed, cages rattled and transparent metaphors
deployed (Paulie cares for a wounded falcon), and it’s all in the name of a
lame story that has a single obvious conclusion. Presented in anamorphic widescreen with close-captioned subttitles and an English Dolby digital 2.0 stereo track, the DVD comes with no supplemental features. D- (Movie) C- (Disc)
3:10 to Yuma
The pleasures of pure-form genre storytelling, top-shelf acting and accomplished filmmaking all come together in 3:10 to Yuma, a dusty treat that’s certainly the most rousing Western in recent memory and probably the best since Unforgiven.
It’s a movie that fires on all cylinders and recalls Muhammad Ali’s old
assessment of his fighting strategy: “Float like a butterfly, sting
like a bee.” Full of quiet, lulling character moments, but visited as
well by tense, charged action passages, director James Mangold’s film tells a line-in-the-sand tale of at-odds wills that could easily be transposed to any number of settings.
Russell Crowe),
who, along with his vicious gang of thieves and murderers, has plagued
the powerful Southern Railroad’s plans for expansion by preying on
their delivery routes and robbing their bank shipments. After his
latest strike leaves Byron McElroy (Peter Fonda, above right) wounded and a handful
of others dead, Wade holes up in a nearby town, intent on squeezing out
a few last ounces of pleasure with the fetching local barkeep (Vinessa Shaw) before escaping to Mexico.
When Wade is captured, however, a dilemma presents itself. Knowing that
Wade’s crew will be back to attempt to spring him, McElroy and
ineffectual railroad employee Grayson Butterfield (Dallas Roberts) make
the call that holing up and waiting for reinforcements — in effect
making targets of the entire town and all of its citizens — isn’t the
best plan. Volunteers are sought to help deliver Wade alive to an out-of-town depot and the scheduled train to Yuma two days hence, a
train that will take the killer to trial and return some small sense of
safety and normalcy to their region.
Partially crippled Civil War veteran Dan Evans (Christian Bale) steps forward. Struggling to survive on his drought-plagued ranch,
Evans feels quietly emasculated by a wife, Alice (Gretchen Mol), and
headstrong teenage son, William (Logan Lerman), who each in their own
way question his cautious nature and every decision. “I’m tired of the
boys going hungry, tired of the way they look at me, and tired of the
way that you don’t,” Evans tells Alice. “I’ve been standing on one leg
for three years waiting for God to do me a favor, and he ain’t.” Out on
the trail, Evans and Wade start to feel one another out, engaging in
restrained forms of psychological battle. A cool,
curious respect for Evans even springs forth in Wade, but with his outfit — led by the leering, psychopathic Charlie Prince (Ben Foster,
strengthening his power-play grab at becoming the Gary Oldman of his
generation) — on their trail, and violence and other dangers at every
turn, the odds of success for Evans’ mission soon take a dip southward,
culminating in a holed-up showdown with each man’s future at stake.
3:10 to Yuma isn’t what you’d call modern, per se, but neither
does it hew to what Rudy Giuliani might dub a strict constructionist
interpretation of the Western genre. Michael Brandt and Derek Haas’
reworking of Halsted Welles’ screenplay for the original film takes
only moderate liberties in dialogue, but adds in bits with Apache
warriors and transcontinental railroad workers that give the movie a
nicely fleshed-out feel and broader narrative backdrop. Meanwhile,
composer Marco Beltrami’s score (especially the opening theme) has a
glorious old-school ring to it. It’s most in the design and visual
telling of 3:10 to Yuma
that flared bits of modernization creep in. Mangold and cinematographer
Phedon Papamichael (a frequent collaborator of the director who’s also
captured disparate outdoor tones and palettes in movies like The Weather Man and Sideways)
beef up the action and infuse proceedings with a galloping energy.
Arianne Phillips’ costume design, meanwhile, faintly but effectively
conveys the notion of Wade’s gang as swaggering, rock-star seizers of
whatever they want; in a high school flick, they’d be the perfectly
coiffed jocks, in a horror film, vampires.
What most works about 3:10 to Yuma, though, is just the natural, slow-burn pull of its two stars, each working at the top of their games here. Crowe oozes edgy charisma in real life, so it’s no great shock
that he excels in a role requiring a bit of malevolent seduction.
Equally important, though, is Bale, who gives a superlative performance
as a broken family man awakening to the invigorating strength of a task
greater than him, and the power of a lasting lesson he can teach his son. For the full original review, from FilmStew, click here. To view the film’s trailer, click here.
The Brothers Solomon
As self-centered illusionist Gob Bluth on the brilliant if short-lived sitcom Arrested Development, Will Arnett wrung laughs out of his character’s flamboyant combination of
insecurity, competitiveness and showmanship. During his career as both
a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, Will Forte has
shown a penchant for embracing the absurd — whether in recurring bits
as soft-voiced politician Tim Calhoun and the bearded, woodsy loner
known as the Falconer, or in a sketch last year with Peyton Manning in
which he played a high school coach who delivers his halftime stump
speech in the form of an extended, goofy, improvisational dance. While
each actor has appeared in a couple movies up to this point — most
notably Arnett in this spring’s $100 million-plus hit Blades of Glory, opposite wife Amy Poehler — both performers are trying to find their way when it comes to movies.
In a way, they’re each attempting to follow in the footsteps of SNL alumnus Will Ferrell,
who, largely courtesy of his golden touch with intense himbo
vacuousness, has successfully transitioned from small screen funnyman
to someone that audiences would actually pay to see on the big screen.
The Brothers Solomon, starring Arnett (above left) and Forte (right, also the film’s writer) as two goodhearted but romantically challenged
brothers who decide to try to father a baby in order to give their
coma-stricken father (Lee Majors) something to live for. Coming on the heels of both Knocked Up and Superbad earlier this summer, The Brothers Solomon combines elements of the former’s prenatal hijinks with rudiments of the latter’s fraternal bonding.
While there’s just a pinch of Dumb & Dumber-style comedy to
the proceedings, John (Arnett) and Dean (Forte) are mostly just
socially inept, yet still somehow unflappably, unfailingly
positive-minded. After a string of dates leave them still unable to
find a woman “to enter,” as John puts it, the undeterred siblings
change tactics and place an online ad for a surrogate partner. Janine (Kristen Wiig) responds to the brothers’ entreaty
and, for a hefty fee, agrees to carry a child to term for them, even as
John works on a back-up plan in the form of neighbor Tara (Malin Ackerman). As the
pregnancy progresses and Dean and John embark on an ill-advised
crash-course of their own devising on parenting, Janine and her
ex-but-now-on-again boyfriend James (Chi McBride) — a strange fourth
wheel in the relationship — eventually begin to warm to the brothers’
full-court-press enthusiasm.
Some of the script’s few baroque touches — like the fact that the
brothers, upon hearing that their father is in the hospital, hurriedly
stop by the video store to dispute a late charge on a rental of Ulee’s Gold — make for nice laughs, but, for the most part, The Brothers Solomon is a wan showcase presentation; it’s the filmic equivalent of a performance-centric one-man show that just happens to have two stars. The problem, though, is that the brothers’ serial oddness — both of the actors’ performances are powered by waxy, perpetual smiles — could and probably should be taken as creepy, or at least a little more strange. For much of the movie, though, there’s a strange absence of conflict or tension, which means we’re just playing out a string. Ergo, devoted fans
of the principals will be suitably entertained, others by degrees less so. For the full original review, from FilmStew, click here.
All Roads Film Festival Hits Egyptian
The National Geographic All Roads Film Festival returns this
fall to
through a four-day showcase of film, photography and music at the Egyptian Theatre in
27-30.
A dynamic, four-day multimedia event that includes live
musical performances and photography displays in addition to short- and
long-form features and documentaries, the festival is part of the All Roads
Film Project, which supports diverse cultural perspectives through the film
festival, grants, a photography program and other opportunities for filmmakers
and photographers to celebrate the vibrant cultural stories of our world. This
year’s festival will present four programming strands: “Women Hold Up Half the
Sky” shines a spotlight on female filmmakers; “Ancestors, Elders and Land”
highlights the connection between native people and their land; “Under the Same
Sun” looks at the struggle that people endure as they confront dual cultural
identities; and “Shorts from Around the World” showcases a wide array of global
cultures. In addition to its film screenings, All Roads will also feature
a walk-through photography exhibit in the Egyptian courtyard, open to all. To access a complete festival schedule and view the event’s trailer, click here.
Evan Rachel Wood Stands on 20
So Evan Rachel Wood turns 20 today, meaning that she’s just one year away from being able to take her first sip of alcohol. Ahh, who am I kidding… she probably takes absinthe body shots off of boyfriend Marilyn Manson on a semi-regular basis. (And worse.) There was a Spin cover story on him recently that more or less intimated this, what with its author getting wasted with the subject, and then partying with all three.
Ingénues don’t date rockers 18 years their senior and live to bat their eyes and strike kewpie doll poses, either in real life or their art. When young actresses become these out-there public-performance creatures, either with drugs, drink, sex tapes or party-hearty lifestyles, it erodes their believability in disparate projects (see: Lindsay Lohan), and thus their occupational margin for error, probably a lot more so than with guys (see: Colin Farrell).
I had a chance to interview Wood before Thirteen and The Missing came out in 2003 (i.e., when she was 16), and it was clear even then that she was intelligent, precocious, but also a bit of a firecracker, and quite possibly stuck on herself. (But hey, you say, what actress isn’t? Some, actually…) Since then, apart from Thirteen, in which she played the good girl corrupted, Wood has already played shades of rebellious in Down in the Valley and Running with Scissors, and an icy manipulative vixen in the brazenly off-putting Pretty Persuasion. I haven’t yet seen Across the Universe (I’ll catch it next week), but I have seen King of California, and Wood delivers a credible performance, opposite Michael Douglas, as a world-weary high school drop-out who gets sucked into a treasure-hunting scheme by her cracked, crazily goateed father. So the good news is that Wood has the chops to pull off plaintive, jaded, emotionally vacant and other shades of grey, in addition to strident (which is really no great shake for any young actor worth their salt). But those aren’t the required tones of most mainstream projects, and Wood still runs the risk of sanding down to oblivion any potential soft edges.
Wanted: Vinessa Shaw, Nude
Well, this has delicious potential: Deadline Hollywood
Daily’s Nikki Finke is reporting that… well, that would be too much
of a gloss, really. Straight to the point, she’s obtained an email from Hollywood-Elsewhere blogger/columnist Jeffrey Wells to 3:10 to Yuma director James Mangold, in which Wells
shares his thoughts on the movie and then solicits the filmmaker for nude and/or scantily-clad photos of Vinessa
Shaw, who shares a Yuma love scene with Russell Crowe. He even kind of pleads for said pictures, actually.
Tone and intent are the great mysteries of many Internet correspondences, having the ability to send everyone scuttling back to high school days of yore, when across-classroom glances and askance looks were dissected with a combination of fervor and fretfulness. So here the intent (at least from one side of things) is pretty clear, but without comment (yet) from Mangold and further context, the nature in which this was received is a bit hazy. Still, there’s the matter of professionalism (a perhaps silly notion when it comes to self-published entertainment journalists, I know), and while a quid pro quo is never explicitly proffered (nor, in my mind, really hinted at), at the very least this email seems exceptionally stupid and probably a little bit unethical to boot, because you’re asking a director to violate his trust with an actor and/or enlist others (per the email: “as one good hombre to another … you don’t have to be the guy who
passes along the stills — just tell the still photographer or the editor
or whomever caught her as she posed”) in a conspiracy to do the same.
Wells’ balls-on-table email response from the Toronto Film Festival, in which he sarcastically calls Finke’s post a brilliant, Earth-shaking exposé, leads with, “It
was seriously scummy of you to have run an off-the-cuff,
one-guy-to-another letter about wanting to get a jump on photos of a
hot actress that may or may not turn up on Mr. Skin a few weeks or months down the road,” and is reproduced in full under Finke’s original post.
Happy Birthday, Shannon Elizabeth
Also, the buxom Shannon Elizabeth turns 34 today (though I’m not sure how old her breasts are), and surely some cable network celebrates by re-running American Pie. Though that raises the question… why would anyone watch American Pie on cable television?
Women Behind Bars
Distributor Blue Underground has made a mint making the digital
age safe for the best of sexploitation and other niche cinema of the 1960s and ’70s,
and their superlative treatment of those genres continues with 1975’s willfully
sleazy Women Behind Bars, a screwy and
somewhat flatly peddled little crime flick with a hearty serving of naked lounging
about and a twist ending in which director Jess Franco cameos and gets gunned
down.
99 Women and Barbed Wire Dolls) is marked by all the sort of familiar bits one would expect from the genre,
from bumping fuzzies and sexual favor brokering to a reprehensible warden and monologues
about the pleasure of cigarettes and sweltering heat. Somewhat underwritten, the
film is also marked by the same amusingly weird mixture of overly formal dialogue
(“We will do everything in our power to help you forget, as far as possible,
your condition as women condemned to punishment by society,” says Carlo) and cheerful
over-emoting that are also a fixture of the this field. Though careful zooms in
on pubic thatches and plenty of bared bosoms gain featured time, much of Women Behind Bars is shot as a gorgeous,
alluring travelogue — one manner in which Franco’s work differentiates itself
from that of many of his colleagues.
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, with a solid Dolby
digital soundtrack, Women Behind Bars
comes housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a thin cardboard
slipcover. Apart from the movie’s French theatrical trailer, the disc comes
with but one supplemental bonus feature. Given that it’s a newly filmed 17-minute
interview with Franco, however, one easily falls for this offering. In his
wide-ranging chat — which is thankfully subtitled, given the heavily accented Franco’s
penchant for slipping between English and Spanish — the filmmaker touches on his
initial inspiration for working in the genre (an old Corinne Luchaire flick
entitled Prison Without Bars), and
also notes that William Berger was his initial choice for the role of grubby warden
Carlo, but a late scratch, necessitating the casting of Weiss. The movie’s
outdoor locations are also compared with present-day Nice, and Franco talks a
bit about his love affair with Romay, which would begin on this film, and last
to this day. C+ (Movie) B (Disc)
Feast of Love Screens Early
I’ve already touched on its copious nudity,
but for those in Los Angeles and wanting to see Radha Mitchell naked a few days
before their friends in other parts of the country, Feast of Love screens on Monday,
September 24 at 7:30 p.m. at the Egyptian Theatre. The film stars Academy Award winner Morgan
Freeman and nominee Greg Kinnear, along with Billy Burke, Jane Alexander, Alexa
Davalos, Toby Hemingway, Selma Blair and the aforementioned Mitchell, and its screening will be followed by a discussion with Oscar-winning director Robert Benton. Tickets
are available through Fandango, but for more information, call (323) 466-FILM
and/or click here.
Pretty Persuasion
Stuffing the archives is a slow and sometimes seemingly pointless task, but with Evan Rachel Wood‘s birthday and her new film, King of California, both looming, it seemed the right time for this re-posted review of Pretty Persuasion, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2005. To wit:
Director Marcos Siega’s Pretty
Persuasion has a streak of originality a mile long and about an
inch deep. A sort of forked-tongue, high school mash-up of Clueless and To Die
For, with the respective if disparate quality of each of those films
canceling each other out in a tidal wave of tangy smirk, it serves as a
bracing, in-your-face reminder that creativity and quality need not be mutually
exclusive.
Thirteen‘s
Evan Rachel Wood, above left), a self-involved and casually cruel diva-in-training given to
proclamations like, “I’m tolerant of all races, but I’m glad I was born white.”
The daughter of a successful but zonked and anti-Semitic businessman (James
Woods, chewing scenery in a frequently open bathrobe) with an equally out-there
new trophy wife (Jaime King), Kimberly attends Roxbury High School, an elite
Beverly Hills private institution, and it’s no surprise given her surroundings
and preternatural maturity and influence that she wants to be an actress — or,
more to the point, a celebrity. Orbiting around Kimberly are two satellites,
her dim best friend Brittany Wells (Elizabeth Harnois, above right) and naïve newcomer Randa
Azzouni (Adi Schnall, above center), an Arab girl whom Kimberly takes under her wing with a
doting sanctimoniousness.
To advance her popular agenda, Kimberly hatches a
plot to frame their nebbishy English instructor, Percy Anderson (Ron
Livingston), for sexual molestation. As the accusation moves toward trial, the
scheme ensnares local lesbian reporter Emily Klein (Jane Krakowski) and
Brittany’s boyfriend Troy (Stark Sands) in an expanding daisy chain of
blackmail, double-crosses and back-biting (large portions of the third act seem
nipped from Wild Things).
The young Wood’s work as Kimberly is undeniably the
stuff of a major talent, but it comes in the service of empty vehicle of
flattened emotional affect. Director Siega cut his teeth on music videos and
Miramax’s Underclassman,
but never elevates Pretty
Persuasion to anything more than the sum of its arch,
self-satisfied parts. (Incidentally, the music, by Gilad Benamram, is a
straight-up rip-off of Angelo Badalamenti’s work on
This may not always be Siega’s fault. Skander
Halim’s script is a real mouthful; at times delightfully bitchy, it touches on
a wide swath of hot-button issues and topics, and like, say, Donnie Darko, hearteningly
shows the cruel underbelly of adolescent life in a way that mainstream studio
films do not, and also the way that teens craftily exploit one another’s
obliviousness. Any and all sort of relation to the outside world, though, rings
false and willfully strident. The movie likes to “shock” with lewd and
politically incorrect off-the-cuff remarks, 15-year-old Kimberly’s sexual favor
brokering and a scene with Woods diddling himself.
The problem is that this none of this ever comes
across as anything more than superficial. That would be fine were Pretty Persuasion a much
broader comedy. But the movie flails, rowdily and flagrantly, in its efforts to
infuse drama into the proceedings, and by the time a death occurs and
ostensibly genuine tears are shed during the third act, one can barely stand to watch. (Samuel Goldwyn/Roadside Attractions, R, 110 mins.)
The Amityville Horror
Well, it’s a quarter ’til one in the morning and I just heard some strange noise outside, so it seems as good a time as any to re-post a review of the recent remake of The Amityville Horror, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2005 by a now-defunct (and deservedly so) publication. To wit:
The curtains billow early and often in The Amityville Horror, a self-serious
fright flick, full of all the familiar genre touchstones, that tries to play up
a classy, non-fiction pedigree, but ironically comes off as more dunderheaded
and wildly implausible than any number of slapdash, generic horror siblings. A
nastily forceful and artless rehash of movies both much better (The Shining) and just as bad (Hide and Seek), The Amityville Horror is a remake of the 1979 film starring James
Brolin and Margot Kidder, and based on a true story — “the true story” the title card trumpets (like it’s a friggin’
chronicling of the Revolutionary War or something). It jabs at the audience
insistently from the get-go, mixing earsplitting sound design and ghoulish and
gory visual smash-cuts picked up off the cutting room floors of various Nine
Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson music videos.
The film is set in 1975 in the
Park
Contractor George Lutz (a buff, bearded Ryan Reynolds) has found love with
Kathy (Melissa George), and with her comes a ready-made family consisting of
three kids — surly pre-teen Billy, young daughter Chelsea and little,
perpetually dewy-eyed Michael — since Kathy’s first husband has passed away.
When they find an expansive fix-’er-upper on the edge of town for a song, they
wonder what the catch is. Come to find out that in the house scruffy, bearded
Ronald DeFeo shotgunned to death six family members — his parents and four
siblings — in their sleep, supposedly under instruction from demons. Never ones
to pass up a deal, however, the Lutz clan rolls the die (wink, wink) and moves
in anyway. Bad idea… George’s grasp on reality becomes more and more tenuous
(as evidenced by Reynolds’ bloodshot contacts), and he starts hearing messages
to kill his family. Chelsea, meanwhile, falls under the dangerous sway of dead
little Jodie DeFeo, for some reason not stopping to ask her about the bullet
hole in her head.
The concept of horror on display in The Amityville Horror is a loose one, applied arbitrarily to
whatever works in the moment, be it a vaguely anthropomorphized house,
apparitions of rotting-faced dead girls or bloody, tortured visages and ripped
open ribcages. Mostly, though, it merely means sound effects editors paid by
the decibel. Scott Kosar’s script never manages to rise too far above
preposterousness, be it in big scenes (separate scenes of confrontation for the
children when Rachel Nichols’ pin-up stoner babysitter meets an unfortunate
fate) or small (a ridiculous expository microfiche headline, “DeFeo kills
family after 28 days,” meant to give parallel urgency to the current
proceedings).
Meanwhile, director Andrew Douglas — yet another esteemed
commercial veteran making his feature debut — doesn’t have the requisite dark,
foreboding flair to match The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre remake, another Kosar adaptation exec-produced by Michael
Bay. The result is a movie with game efforts from Reynolds and George, and a
few early effective passages, but one whose finale is so stupid as to
completely erase any trace remembrances of tangible emotional consequences. The
only lasting horror in The Amityville
Horror is in what it takes from your wallet. (MGM/Dimension, R, 83
minutes)
Criterion Launches Redesigned Site
Tomorrow, September 6, Criterion will launch its new, redesigned website, giving customers a one-stop emporium for all Criterion products, including T-shirts, hats, posters, mugs and gift
certificates. And, for the first time since the days of laserdiscs, Criterion
will be selling its library of movies directly online.
Criterion, you’ll get 20 percent off all DVDs, free
shipping on orders of $50 or more and — if you’re looking to knock out some early holiday shopping and score a reward for yourself — a $50 gift certificate for every $500
you spend.
Bad Blood
Co-directed by Tiago Guedes and Frederico Serra, Portuguese
import Bad Blood centers on the prominent
and respected Monteiro family, who inherits a beautiful home in the country,
nestled alongside a tiny village. Despite protests from his children and wife Helena
(Manuela Couto) — who have grown accustomed to the finer things that city life in
Lisbon has to offer, and believe the property should be sold for profit — stressed-out
patriarch Xavier (Adriano Luz) decides to uproot everyone and move to the new
house, hoping for a change and pleasant slowing of pace. The title tells us, of
course, that everything doesn’t turn all idyllic and carefree.
Almost immediately, the rather secular Monteiro family — eldest
daughter Sofia (Sara Carinhas) is even an unwed mother — learns that the quite
religious villagers nearby are held in the powerful and mysterious grip of
superstition and folklore. Soon, strange events begin occurring, and family is
forced to consider an alarming rumor running rampant throughout the village: that
by inheriting the house, they have also inherited a dark and menacing curse.
Praise for this sort of film will likely involve the dutiful
deployment of words like “atmospheric,” “moody” and “slow-burning,” but there
reaches a point where one has to call a spade a spade, and Bad Blood is on the other side of that line, unfortunately; it’s
merely boring. The acting is naturalistic, and across the board rather decent,
and there’s no cheating, glossy lean toward modernity within the film’s
production design; everything of is of a piece, and its locales carry the day.
Unfortunately, the film is shot, by cinematographer Vitor Estevao, in a rather
unappealing fashion, and a poor, grainy transfer and/or elements blown up from 16mm
only make matters worse. The film is being sold in the vein of recent Asian
chillers and/or something like Alejandro Amenábar’s The Others, a category in which it most certainly does not fall.
Bad Blood comes
housed in a regular Amray case, presented in anamorphic widescreen with Dolby
digital 5.1 surround sound and DTS surround sound 5.1 audio tracks. Guedes and
Frederico Serra serve as the linchpins of a comprehensive, completely
subtitled, 30-minute making-of, though writer Rodirgo Guedes de Carvalho and
most of the principal cast is also interviewed. There’s a lot of talk about
here about the legends and beliefs of rural areas, including werewolf-like
creature Carrazeda de Anciães, and how this was distilled for the movie’s
screenplay. There’s also talk about M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village — a movie whose somewhat thematically similar sleepy
rhythms of rural menace outstrip this tale by a four-to-one pace — and the
movie’s premiere presentation at the 2006 edition of the Fantasporto Festival
in its native country. The film’s 90-second theatrical trailer and a gallery of
other Tartan previews are the only other supplemental extras. To order the film
via Amazon, click here;
to purchase the film via Half, click here. D (Movie) B (Disc)
Halloween
Having pulled in over $30 million, good for the top spot at the box office over Labor Day weekend, Rob Zombie’s Halloween is a bonafide success, and one that couldn’t come a moment too soon for the hit-starved, re-formulated Weinstein Company. It’s also a complete creative misfire, indicative of Hollywood’s backwards thinking with respect to how to build (or re-start) a horror franchise.
the Halloween franchise, but only in the most wan and nominal fashion imaginable. The manner in which traditional notions of development were clearly abdicated here speaks volumes about how and what Hollywood thinks of horror franchises — which is to say certainly not anything seriously, but rather only as a slick, goosing means to an end, that end being dollars. For the Weinstein Company, the notion of a Halloween movie directed by Rob Zombie — a not-untalented guy who’s made increasingly savvy use of his devil’s minion image in both music and film — clearly had more appeal than a Halloween movie directed by just about any other established filmmaker who could be coaxed to tackle such an assignment. The film’s box office results seem to bear out the fruit of this line of reasoning.
To that end, Halloween is a thrown-together mixture of Zombie’s usual company of actors (wife Sheri, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Danny Trejo, et al), other horror “faces” (Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Clint Howard, Brad Dourif, Halloween veteran Danielle Harris, Udo Kier) and a few bizarre stunt cameos (Mickey Dolenz, Richmond Arquette), all then given a merrily depraved punch of gore and slashing. Casually misogynistic and at times almost comically over-the-top in its vulgarity, Halloween is essentially partially a yawning prequel exploration of the roots of a psychopath and partially a remake of the first film in the series, John Carpenter’s 1978 genre classic.
Zombie’s last film, The Devil’s Rejects, was unapologetically degenerate, but completely streamlined in its exploitative impulses. Here there’s a split focus. Halloween follows a recent trend of horror prequels, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, which delve into the back stories of genre icons, attempting to answer the “hows” and “whys” of a faceless killing machine’s inner motivations. The problem, here as in there, is that the answers to these questions are so perfunctory as to lend the franchise no additional psychological weight or menace. Furthermore, Halloween additionally undercuts their set-up by spending the first 25-30 minutes of its running time explaining how Michael is to some degree a victim of circumstance — and thus loving to his little sister, the one person in his life who causes him no pain — only to then hurriedly throw that conceit under the bus when it becomes most convenient. Credulity is bent to pretzel-like extremes, and because of the film’s elongated set-up we don’t know or care about these characters. Ergo, the violence and other acts of intrusion hold absolutely no meaning. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.
Lene Lovich Does New York
An eccentric singer of mixed Yugoslavian and British heritage, Lene Lovich was one of the vaunted new wave’s most experimental and edgy singers, projecting her strong soprano with brilliance, and exploring
the limitations of her voice in a way other contemporaries could only dream about. A new, hour-long DVD concert disc, Lene Lovich: Live from New York at Studio 54, spotlights a rare performance from the always
intriguing Lovich, with the science-blinded Thomas Dolby, of all people, on synthesizer. Of this show, recorded on
wrote, “Miss Lovich put on a fascinating show in which she sang, played
the saxophone and danced with a lurching spontaneity that seemed half-demented.
Her favorite mode is a wild, hiccupy vocal attack that often breaks into
semi-improvisatory bird calling that soars easily to an E-flat above high C.” The title’s track listing is as follows: “Details,” “Joan,” “Rocky Road,” “Too Tender (To Touch),” “Say When,” “Lucky Number” (her biggest hit single), “New Toy,” “Bird Song,” “Angels,” “Home” and “One in a Million.” For more information, or to purchase the title via Amazon, click here.
Rick & Steve: The First Season
“I had no idea Legos could be gay,” said a friend of mine
when he caught a glimpse of the first season DVD of Rick & Steve sitting on my coffee table. And he’s kind of got a
point. That offhand description of this somewhat snarky and irreverent stop-motion
animated series is as good a leaping-off point as any, really, because it’s
exactly that notion of expectation that the show uses to pleasantly disarm new
viewers.
Eating Out), Rick & Steve centers on the
so-called “happiest gay couple in all the world.” Set in the WeHo-inspired
hamlet of
cable network Logo in July of 2007, and was an instant smash success. Its titular
central subjects are real estate broker Steve Ball (voiced by Peter Paige) and
his stay-at-home Filipino-American steady, Rick Brocka (voiced by Will
Matthews), but the show also centers on Rick’s best friend, lipstick lesbian
Kirsten Kellogg (voiced by Emily Brooke Hands), and her butchy girlfriend Dana
Bernstein (voiced by Taylor Dooley). Alan Cumming, meanwhile, lends his voice
as Rick’s HIV-positive, wheelchair-bound pal Chuck Masters, while Wilson Cruz
is Chuck’s well-kept houseboy, Evan Martinez. Brocka’s touch with barbed
dialogue is evident throughout, and the fact that he’s been working with many
of these characters for quite a while (the show was inspired by a series of
short films he made in 1999) helps bring to the show a well-roundedness that
nicely counterbalances its naughty satire.
Housed in a regular Amray case, Rick & Steve is presented in 1.33:1 full-screen. The latest
addition to Logo’s home entertainment product line continues to add to the
network’s widening footprint on television, broadband online video, home
entertainment, portable media devices and wireless phones — all made possible
through partnerships with some of the nation’s leading technology companies and
content providers. This single-disc release includes all six episodes in the
series’ first season, and its special features include a nice collection of behind-the-scenes
extras, a featurette on the animation process, cast interviews and a dozen
web-friendly “digisodes.” For free downloads, exclusive web content and video clips,
visit the gang from
B- (Series) B+ (Disc)
The Other Side of Rick Wakeman
I don’t know about the wide-front, quasi-maternity pants, fey stance and
possible bolo tie that the mirrored version of Rick Wakeman sports on this DVD’s
cover, but the actual material herein certainly features the legendary keyboard
wizard and Yes man in an interesting new light.
The
Other Side of Rick Wakeman showcases a lifetime of hilarious anecdotes and
escapades from the grumpy composer and raconteur. Wakeman talks about behind-the-scenes
stuff — the equivalent of the cool side of the pillow of his career — including
the first rehearsals with Yes, his multi-marital life, recording session mishaps
like accidentally setting a piano on fire, his exposure in a Japanese toilet (surely
Larry Craig would like this story…) and more. Wakeman also explains his version
of the X-factor, and brings to life the lost chord in the Yes classic “And You
and I.”
Side of Rick Wakeman isn’t merely a chat-fest. Running about 10 or 15
minutes short of two hours, this brand new show also features classic material
from Yes, The Strawbs and several of Wakeman’s his hit solo albums, as well as
a couple cover tunes, all performed on in acoustic fashion on the piano. The
track listing herein includes David Bowie’s “Life On Mars,” “The Henry Suite,” “See
a Monkey on a Stick/A Glimpse of Heaven,” “And You and I,” “Gone But Not
Forgotten,” “Wondrous Stories/The Meeting,” “Spur of the Moment/After the Ball,”
“Birdman of Alcatraz,” “Guinevere/Merlin the Magician,” Cat Steven’s “Morning Has
Broken” and the Beatles’ “Help/Eleanor Rigby.” Still, though the music is perhaps
the main course, the more frank stories about working with artists like
and other good-natured yarns, are what make this title interesting.
anamorphic widescreen, The Other Side of
Rick Wakeman comes with a 5.1 surround sound audio track. Case-touted “bonus
materials,” as it were, consist of a single bonus track, “Children of Chernobyl.”
Some interview material would’ve been nice, but as is, this is enough of a disarming
reinvention of its subject for lapsed Yes-heads, prog-rock devotees and middle-aged
music fans in general. B+ (Concert) C+ (Disc)
House of D
With young star and Pavel Checkov-to-be Anton Yelchin‘s long-delayed Fierce People just around the bend, what better time to swell the rolls with this only slightly redacted look at David Duchovny’s directorial debut, House of D, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2005? To wit:
X-Files
star David Duchovny, House of D, is a
loose-knit coming-of-age tale for which perhaps the best word is baffling.
Just: baffling choices, baffling incongruities, bafflingly touching scenes
followed closely by ones just as bafflingly recondite, half baked or otherwise
not fully formed. House of D will
find a limited warmhearted reception in American art house audiences with a
special fondness/tolerance for New York-set “filmic postcards” where no
knuckles of indulgence are ever rapped. Others, however, will find the movie
too tedious and its emotional rewards too minuscule to bother investing their
time.
After opening on an American ex-pat artist living in Paris,
the bulk of the film centers on young Tommy (Hearts of Atlantis’ Anton Yelchin), a bright and facile private
school teenager who nurses a crush on a sweet girl, Melissa (Zelda Williams,
daughter of Robin), and enjoys using his French instructor’s tenuous grasp of
English slang to his humorous advantage. The death of Tommy’s father has left
him alone with his well-meaning but emotionally crippled mother (Téa Leoni), so
he spends as much time as he can out of the home. Tommy runs delivery routes
with his best friend Pappas (Robin Williams), a 41-year-old mentally
handicapped man who is also an assistant janitor at his school. Tommy and
Pappas hoard the bulk of their delivery savings in a buried tin can just
outside a women’s detention center (hence the title); Tommy one day strikes up
a conversation through the bars with an unnamed lady (Erykah Badu), and
eventually comes to value her warped advice when his life further unravels.
Duchovny is, off camera, a pretty smart guy, something you
might have gleaned from any number of interviews with him — where, given their
collective self-conscious preening, actors frequently come off as a bit dim —
or even just his screen performances. So as a writer’s piece, House of D has a few brief passages of
literary mellifluousness, particularly an auspicious opening narration which
compares blooming adolescence to old Hollywood noir flicks, and talks about
“the safe of life” opening up at age 13. But as directed, the film never really
coalesces into anything more than a bunch of jumbled musings starring the same
faces.
Reportedly based on unfastened recollections of his own
Village
tenderness, such as when Tommy fishes from the toilet several of his mother’s
cigarette butts in an instinctive play at holding on to her memory. Too often,
though, issues of logic and pacing belie the film’s sort of itinerant artistic spirit. It
makes absolutely no sense for Tommy and Pappas to bury their money blocks from
their brownstone apartments (Pappas has an alcoholic father, but there’s no
reason Tommy couldn’t hold it), and I’m not sure I understand the merits of the
delivery boy buddy system, other than its narrative convenience. House of D, in other words, feels deeply, intrinsically personal,
but it lacks a universal cohesiveness. Too many of its narrative elements seem
utterly arbitrary (Tommy is an aspirant artist whose connection to art we
barely see and never understand), dashed off descriptors and twists in a
headlong dash toward raw, uncalculated emotional expression. (LionsGate,
PG-13, 95 minutes)
The Space Movie
Between Roving Mars, the just-in-theaters In the Shadow of the Moon (which I’ve
heard great things about, but haven’t yet seen) and several other titles, there
seems to currently be a whole spate of documentaries about outer space
exploration. Directed by Tony Palmer and featuring music written, arranged and
performed by Mike Oldfield, The Space
Movie was made in 1979 to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the moon
landing. Since this represents the first release by NASA and the United States
National Archive of massive amounts of lunar landscape footage, as well as unseen
film of life on the spacecraft, Mars, Venus and beyond, there’s plenty of
top-notch material here, even if it by now seems dated — stuff that you might
have glimpsed in science class some decades back.
takes full advantage of specially granted access to the NASA video vault to
craft a wonderful montage of the first decade of life in space, running around
80 minutes in total. Included are conversations between the astronauts and
ground control in
of chatter, alternately authoritative and giddy with excitement, that really
brings the monumental nature of the achievement of space exploration into stark
relief. Oldfield, meanwhile, uses extracts from his ground-breaking symphonic
tone-poems such as “Tubular Bells” and “Hergest Ridge,” interweaving these in
and out of the NASA soundtracks together with new music; the result is a unique
and kind of ethereal soundtrack, nicely matching an equally unique filmic
document.
surround sound audio track, The Space
Movie comes with a slight but fairly rewarding slate of bonus materials:
six previously unseen minutes of footage, and a 26-minute interview with the
chatty Palmer on the making of the movie. Overall this feels like a bit of a
quid pro quo to whet the appetite for All
My Loving, Palmer’s well known, Beatles-enabled British music doc, which is
also releasing through distributor MVD in a few weeks. Still, as far as trade-off
inducements go, this certainly isn’t a bad one. B- (Movie) C+ (Disc)
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Another Sean Penn flick looms just around the bend — his adaptatin of Into the Wild, Jon Krakauer’s acclaimed bestseller, which I’ll be seeing next week. To stuff the archives in anticipatory fashion, a re-posted review of the little seen but highly worthwhile The Assassination of Richard Nixon, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2004. To wit:
The
Assassination of Richard Nixon tells the story of Sam Bicke, a
self-described grain of sand on the beach of America, and as such isn’t
destined to find the audiences of Ray,
The Aviator or Finding Neverland, bigger pictures with insurmountably larger
palettes. In fact, its rewards are so modest and reserved that it’s a small but
appreciated wonder that the film is seeing a theatrical release at all.
Nonetheless, anchored by an emotionally arresting lead performance by Sean
Penn, the movie stands as a gripping portrait of run-into-the-ground, working
class decency teased up into a furious rancor.
Inspired by a true story, the film is set in the early
winter months of 1974, when a rising tide of social inequities and injustices —
the fallout of the CIA-sponsored killing of Chilean leader Salvador Allende,
the stand of Russell Means and others at Wounded Knee, campus violence, and the
slow, creeping sprawl of the Watergate scandal — have come to make the very air
aspirant small businessman Bicke breathes seem oppressively thick and full of
bleakness. Sam believes that a man doesn’t give up his rights at a job, nor
should he have to lie to make a decent living, but he finds his values and
mores being tested in his new post selling office furniture and equipment for a
pop-and-son outfit.
There — goaded, hectored, humiliated and hazed, his
marginalization increasing tenfold every day — the socially awkward Sam slowly
falls out of favor with the few people in his life keeping him at all grounded,
namely his estranged wife Marie (Naomi Watts)
and would-be business partner, Bonny Simmons (Don Cheadle). President Nixon,
for him, embodies the sneering face of elitist and discriminatory contempt, and
so Sam eventually decides — in less a hatched plan than a followed flight of
fancy — to head to Washington D.C. and kill the commander in chief.
Mueller doesn’t fully connect the dots between Sam’s
desperate, choking personal uncertainty and anger and the full-blown mania of
his assassination plot (at just over 90 minutes this is a movie of
masterful mood more than psychological substance) and Cheadle and Watts aren’t
given enough to do. But Penn, in his angsty, swallowed depression, totally
sells this soul-crushing portrait of besieged civility. He takes what could
easily be tongue-in-cheek scenes of high-camp disaffection — strolling into a
Black Panthers office with $107 and pitching them earnestly on a more inclusive
mascot to draw in untapped Caucasian donations; awkwardly re-enacting a
potential “honest sales pitch” to an indifferent loan officer during a meeting;
and suffering the indignity of having to shave his mustache in order to look
more like a family man — and makes them heartrending mini-portraits of
uniquely American estrangement and alienation. Spare and unassuming, just like
its subject, The Assassination of Richard
Nixon doesn’t have the flash and pop of many of this awards season’s bigger
biopics. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a solid film, one of the better
character studies of 2004. (THINKFilm, R, 96 mins.)
On Ad Quote Hyperbole
I’m calling out Horror.com’s Staci Layne Wilson, who gets blurbed in ads in Saturday’s Los Angeles Times by saying, with regards to Rob Zombie’s Halloween, that it’s “even better than the original.” (By point of comparison, usual lover-of-all-moving-images Earl Dittman chips in with the
comparatively mild, “A shocking masterpiece, with twists and turns
around every corner!” Umm… by definition, isn’t that what corners
offer?)
I was suitably intrigued by Wilson’s bold (and patently false) proclamation, so I went to check out her review; it’s not as bad as one might surmise from the blurbed bit, though the gist of Wilson’s praise seems to be that Zombie is a “potential genius” (her words) for the manner in which he makes his Halloween both similar to and different from John Carpenter’s original film. Brilliant, that! Also, I have no idea what she means when she starts talking about soul-mirrors.
All this will pass, naturally, but Wilson’s comments will in my mind cling to her, kind of like the time Fred Topel got blurbed by calling Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows the “best sequel ever.”
The Nines
A big, sprawling ensemble in which the events leading up to and following a drug deal are told from three different points of view, Go crash-landed in 1999. Starring Sarah Polley, Katie Holmes, Jay Mohr and Timothy Olyphant, among others, it was a perfect marriage of sorts between the stuttering, alternately wry and flippant style of screenwriter John August (who would go on to slave over the Charlie’s Angels films and pen a trio of movies for Tim Burton, including Big Fish) and the kinetic, hipster visual sense of director Doug Liman (who would go on to helm the first installment of the Bourne franchise). Even if one didn’t like the film, I think they’d concede that it felt of a piece in its construction. There wasn’t a jarring, at-odds collusion of visions; Go was sleek and lupine, if not exactly a box office hit.
The Nines, loosely retains the same triptych structure as Go, as well as the same sort of healthy disregard for purely linear pleasantries. The Nines is also notable because it’s August’s feature debut behind the camera. Unlike the thematically timid, familiar stories of half measures that many a writer make for their directorial debuts — more intimately scaled movies that feel like reaches across the table for salt and pepper — August’s The Nines is, psychologically speaking, a big, freewheeling affair, stuffed back within the confines of a tightly framed story.
Featuring three actors playing three parts apiece in three different stories — roles that, apart from their place within discrete narratives, may or may not have something to do with one another — The Nines could be described as being about the concentric circles of creativity, and getting lost in the hazy mist of formation and development, both personally and professionally, spiritually and emotionally. It’s about creation and responsibility, and where those ideas overlap and end. Confused? We haven’t even started yet.
The film’s first strand, dubbed “The Prisoner,” tells the story of a troubled actor, Gary (Ryan Reynolds), the hunky star of a small screen cop show, who goes on a boozy binge and finds himself placed under house arrest, with a chipper junior publicist Margaret (Melissa McCarthy) and disillusioned next-door neighbor Sarah (Hope Davis, above right) as his only links to the outside world. Eventually, Gary comes to wonder whether one or both women are deceiving him about the nature of his incarnation.
“Reality Television,” the movie’s second segment, charts the production of a half-hour episode of a Project Greenlight-type show tracking the creative progress of a network television drama making its way through pilot season. Having shot the series opener, writer-creator Gavin (Reynolds) faces some tough post-production hurdles and challenges from development executive Susan (Davis) about the suitability of his best friend and lead actress (McCarthy, playing a same-named iteration of herself).
Finally, in “Knowing,” an acclaimed videogame designer, Gabriel (Reynolds), faces car trouble deep in the woods. Leaving behind his wife Mary (McCarthy) and mute daughter (Elle Fanning) to track down help, Gabriel runs into Sierra (Davis), who regards him suspiciously at first, but then slowly reveals that she knows more about him than she was initially letting on.
In the film’s press notes, August talks about The Nines being “a question, not an answer” — that its three sections are deliberately incongruous, overlapping rather than snapping together neatly. Despite, or maybe because of this tack, The Nines doesn’t really cohere in a meaningful way; to call it too cute by half would be terse, but also not at all inaccurate. The casting of Reynolds, Davis and McCarthy give August a home run, and he additionally has an undeniable touch with dialogue, finding artful ways for his characters to say things in a manner that imparts both necessary information and true personality. But the movie, never moving much beyond the feelings it generates solely in the moment, doesn’t work one’s id into a tizzy in the same manner that David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive or François Ozon’s Swimming Pool, two films that bear loose association, do, and its ending induces only sort of a shrug. If songs could sire movies, Brit pop band James’ “Born of Frustration” would be the father of The Nines. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here. (Newmarket, R, 102 minutes)
Happy Birthday, Salma Hayek
We All Scream for Ice Cream
A collaboration between director Tom Holland (Fright Night, Child’s Play) and writer David Schow (The Crow) would rightly have many horror aficionados on the edge of
their seats in anticipation, but We All
Scream for Ice Cream comes across chiefly as a half-melted case of what might have
been.
The Devil’s Rejects) stars
as Buster, a simpleminded ice cream man in a clown costume who rides around in
his van selling “Cheery Tyme Ice Cream.” When the young neighborhood punk eggs
on other kids into pulling a prank on Buster, however, things go terribly, fatally
wrong, and Buster is killed. One night 20 years later, Buster returns from the
grave (in full clown makeup, naturally) to seek revenge against the now-adult neighborhood
kids who let him die, as well as their children. Tracking down these kids, he
does this by serving up poisonously spiked ice cream cones which cause the kids’
parents to disintegrate and melt away. Standing in the way of Buster’s evil
scheme is the remorseful Layne (Lee Tergesen).
Forsythe is an understandable favorite of director Rob
Zombie and other horror/cult directors dwelling on the genre fringe, mainly
because he’s a fiercely committed actor who never bristled at the suggestion of
“more.” So his work gives We All Scream for
Ice Cream an anchored center, to be sure. The premise, too — which comes
across as part It, and part old-school
throwback to something like Nightmare on
Elm Street — is creepy and unnerving, trading more effectively in morality-play
mood than a lot of recent Masters of Horror titles, of which this film is an
entry. Schow’s story, though, leans heavily on a few predictable plot devices,
and the film ultimately never finds an extra gear that moves it past the level
of mere goosing entertainment.
Housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a
cardboard slipcover with an absolutely great cover, We All Scream For
Ice Cream is, like every episode in the aforementioned series so far, presented in a
1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, with solid flesh tones, deep and
consistent blacks and only a few mild problems with compression artifacts. Well-produced
Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound and Dolby digital 2.0 stereo tracks anchor the
audio presentations. Animated menus give way to the most substantial bonus
feature — an audio commentary track from Holland and Schow, in which the pair somewhat
gruffly talk a good bit about the sacrifices that are made, both in budget and
time, on the Masters of Horror flicks, and how less compression would have
allowed for different potential interpretations, tangents and/or inclusions. Other
supplemental materials include brief featurettes on the movie’s visual effects work
and a more generalized making-of overview, with interview clips from Forsythe (who
says he actually once worked an ice cream truck driver) and others. Rounding things
out are a scrollable photo gallery, trailers for other episodes in the series, a
DVD-ROM version of the movie’s script and a brief biography of