Monthly Archives: July 2007

Monster

Her birthday is coming up in a few weeks, so I thought I’d go ahead and re-post this review of Charlize Theron‘s break-through movie, Monster, which originally appeared in another publication on occasion of the film’s special edition DVD release in 2004. To wit, slightly redacted:

There are cinematic breakthroughs like Hilary Swank‘s work
in Boys Don’t Cry, in which a
heretofore virtually unknown actor or actress delivers a searing, memorable
turn, and then there’s the flip-side breakthrough, in which a performer shows a
professional side of themselves — a depth and ferocity seemingly sprung from
nowhere — that very few people, if anyone at all, ever saw coming. Best
Actress Oscar winner Charlize Theron‘s revelatory performance in Monster is no doubt the latter, one of
the most jaw-dropping transformations — physically and emotionally — in modern
screen history.
Christina Ricci, the greatest accomplishment of first-time
writer-director Patty Jenkins’ serial killer tale is its capturing — in disarming
ways — the reality that there is “love,” that there is some impulse for
connection, in everyone, no matter how screwed up, formally uneducated,
self-medicated and monstrous they are
. (Hey, who knew Journey’s “Don’t Stop
Believin’,” used here pre-Sopranos finale, could be an anthem of the disenfranchised?)
The film’s two-disc special edition DVD release rectifies the pointlessly
rushed-out, cash-in edition from earlier, which featured only an inessential,
back-patting interview with Jenkins and composer “BT,” a DTS film mixing demo
featurette that let viewers toggle between various combinations of the audio
channels and a brief making-of featurette. That content is all replicated here,
but there’s also a welcome if not mind-blowing array of new material
. First up
is a behind-the-scenes documentary that appears an extension of the first
release’s minute featurette. It includes on-set interview material with Theron
and a look at the film’s extraordinary makeup work with chief makeup artist
Toni G (what’s the deal — can no one on the production team have a full, regular
friggin’ name?). There honestly could be a bit more of substance here — this is
mainly a rah-rah affair — but it’s certainly meatier than the first apportioning.
There’s also a nice audio commentary track with Jenkins, Theron and producer
Clark Peterson, plus an array of deleted/extended scenes that total 16 minutes
and come with optional commentary from Jenkins. Strangely, the film mixing demo
and interview with Jenkins and BT on my disc didn’t work in the 5.1 mix, but
did in the Dolby surround mix. Take that for what it’s worth. If you have the
first edition, don’t feel too cheated — an upgrade isn’t absolutely essential — but if you
haven’t yet been scared and moved by Monster,
this is definitely the version with which to do it. B+ (Movie) B+ (Disc)

Jessica Simpson Joins the Army

Every other day or so, there’s news out of Hollywood that makes me want to claw my eyes out, and today’s irritant comes in the form of casting news surrounding a Jessica Simpson film that I heretofore didn’t know existed. In a piece in The Hollywood Reporter announcing the addition of other actors, it was noted that she’s toplining Major Movie Star, about (and I quote here) “a somewhat clueless movie star who impulsively enlists in the U.S. Army Reserve after discovering her boyfriend is gay and her cousin/accountant has stolen all her money.”

Clearly the classic target with this project is Private Benjamin, the 1980 comedy starring Goldie Hawn. But that movie was co-scripted by Charles Shyer and Nancy Meyers, who, whatever one thinks of the films they’ve gone on to direct, know both structure and quality quips. It also can’t be stressed enough that in no way, shape or form does Simpson have one-tenth of Hawn’s talent or comic timing as an actress. Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Ryan Sypek, Saturday Night Live alum Cheri Oteri, High School Musical‘s Olesya Rulin and Gilmore Girls regular Keiko Agena will also be picking up paychecks for this trainwreck-in-waiting. Steve Miner (err… let’s say My Father the Hero) directs.

Renaissance

The rise of the so-called geek elite — the kids who
purchased and hoarded comic books and action figures in the 1980s, and then
slipped in the back door of the entertainment industry as grown-ups
— is having
far-reaching influences, of which only the first wave we are now experiencing. Movies
like Sin City and 300
are new standards by which genre product will be judged, not merely some quirky
aberrations.

Renaissance fits
into this trend is somewhat hard to say. A French, animated sci-fi crime thriller
that didn’t really catch on at the theatrical box office earlier this year, the movie is set in
the labyrinthine underworld of 2054 Paris,
and unfolds in starkly captivating black-and-white frames that perhaps turned
some folks off. A dystopian thriller loosely in the vein of Blade Runner and Minority Report, the movie paints a bold vision of a not-so-distant
future where all life is monitored, recorded and regulated, thanks to the City
of Lights’ largest corporation, the
health and beauty conglomerate known as Avalon. Detective Barthelemy Karas (voiced
by Daniel Craig in the movie’s English translation) has a reputation for
finding anyone at any cost, but while tracking down Ilona Tasuiev (voiced by Romola
Garai), a scientist abducted in the midst of some groundbreaking anti-aging research,
Karas ultimately finds himself buried beneath the film’s illicit world of
corporate malfeasance and soulless genetic research. Added pressure comes in
the form of Ilona’s bad girl sister, Bislane (voiced by Catherine McCormack),
and her shady boss, Paul Dellenbach (Tony Award-winner Jonathan Pryce), who heads
up Avalon. (Also providing voice work is Ian Holm.)

Whatever one feels about the story, Renaissance’s visual bonafides are not in question; it’s a dizzy,
wondrous, slurry experience
. One often finds their mind slinking off into
recesses of the frame, and wondering about the world just out of our field of
vision. The interesting thing is that the movie relies on motion capture for
the bulk of its body animations, which is a strange mixture with black-and-white.
It sort of tricks the brain every once in a while, and you find yourself
sometimes so caught up in the visuals, and trying to piece together backgrounds
in fill-in-the-blank fashion, as to miss a line or two of dialogue.

Directed by Christian Volckman, the film also makes smart,
consistent and specific use of futuristic items that seem plausible in their
extension from today’s society, perhaps due to an exacting and mentally
rigorous pre-production process (Alexandre De La Patelliere, Matthieu
Delaporte, Jean-Bernard Pouy and Patrick Raynal share screenplay credit). If
there’s a knock, it’s that the story is kind of boilerplate
, and even attempts
to subvert certain noirish genre clichés announce themselves with, well,
black-and-white signposting.

Renaissance comes
housed in a regular Amray case, presented in its original 2.35:1 widescreen
aspect ratio, enhanced for 16:9 televisions. The film’s video transfer is
excellent, with sharp edges, no enhancement problems or other blemishes. As one
might expect, its tones are quite necessarily deep; there’s no room for shades
of grey here. Audio comes in the form of a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound
track, and in either English or French it’s powerful, consistent and deep, with
action effects echoing from all channels during the movie’s shoot-outs and brawnier
sequences. Apart from a clutch of trailers, the film’s sole DVD bonus feature consists of a lengthy making-of featurette which explores the
innovative process by which Volckman and his collaborators brought the
digitally animated noir tale to life, over the course of five painstaking
years
. Along with interviews with many of the behind-the-scenes players, the
featurette also includes footage of the movie’s wireframe mock-ups and its motion
capture work players — a great look at the unsung heroes of a new-fangled production
like this. There’s also a glimpse at the musical scoring process. B- (Movie) B (Disc)

Matt Damon on Fatherhood

At the recent press day for The Bourne Ultimatum,
Matt Damon took some time to also talk about family life with his wife Luciana Barroso and new young daughter, Isabella. “Being a dad is still great, it’s been just amazing,” he says. “I mean,
these stages just go by… incredibly fast, you
know? The little discoveries every day — so much is happening, so much changes
in the first year. I mean, she’s walking around now. She’s 13 months old,
so it’s just amazing. It happens at warp speed. I see why, when parents
see little babies, they get that thing, they go, ‘I want another
one,’ because the stages all just fly past
. And if you’re with her every
day, which I’m lucky enough to be, you don’t necessarily [notice it]. It’s only if you’re taking
pictures or it’s only if people you haven’t seen for a couple months come by that you
even realize [how fast things are moving].”

“Right now, she kind of sounds like a crow,” continues Damon, making a high-pitched squawk for illustrative purposes. “And she points at things. This morning,
she pointed at the ceiling, and there was nothing on the ceiling. And she
just went, ‘Caw!,’ like that. And I was like, ‘Well, that’s the
ceiling,’ and she just laughed. And I was like, ‘I don’t
know what’s funny about that.’ So I’m trying to figure out what’s going on
in her head
. Sometimes you know… you go, ‘Oh, you want some milk?’ And she [laughs], and you go, ‘All right, she was thirsty. That’s good, she communicated.’ But then sometimes she just has these things that I just have no idea what she’s
thinking. So I’m working on that.”

Lindsay Lohan Popped for DUI… Again

So Lindsay Lohan was arrested this morning for DUI — her second such arrest in under three months, and it’s a doozy of a case, tricked out with all manner of bejweled accoutrements of crazy. Already due back in court on
August 24 to face a count of misdemeanor hit and run, and charges of driving with a blood alcohol level greater
than .08 during a Memorial Day weekend DUI crash, Lohan was nabbed just after 2 a.m. this morning in Santa Monica, allegedly blowing between a .12 and .13.

The kicker? Lohan was apparently speeding after the mother of personal assistant, who had quit just hours earlier. Said mother called police, told them she was being pursued, and headed toward a nearby police station, where Lohan was nabbed. Oh, and after failing a field sobriety test, at the station, a search of Lohan’s person was conducted and
cocaine was found in her pockets
. After spending several hours in jail
and paying $25,000 bail, Lohan was released. This definitely scuttles Lohan’s planned appearance on The Tonight Show this evening in support of I Know Who Killed Me, and should absolutely kill the movie’s opening weekend.

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Lopez

It’s a happy birthday to Jennifer Lopez, who turns 38 today, and no doubt celebrates (at least partially) by letting her husband Marc Anthony bounce quarters off her still-firm ass. I’ve assayed Lopez’s career arc previously, and can confirm that the forthcoming El Cantante isn’t going to suddenly re-adjust her trajectory in upward fashion. But in the interest of playing nice, I will make my birthday gift to Lopez silence today on matters of career resuscitation… except to say that if Bordertown indeed retains its August 31 release date, it will be a bummer month in the Lopez-Anthony household.

UPDATE 7/24, 7:13 a.m.: I just got an email, actually, that Lopez and Anthony will co-headline their first tour together this fall — also the former’s first concert slate ever. The multi-city tour of the United States,
Canada
and Puerto Rico kicks off
September 29 in Atlantic City,
and is produced by Live Nation and sponsored by ING,
a global financial services company. Firm dates will be announced next week, and tickets go on sale beginning August
10. For more information, visit Live Nation’s eponymous web site by clicking here.

Fox News Off Limits for The Simpsons

I just put a bullet in an episode of The Daily Show — with guest Matt Groening, from Wednesday, July 18, in advance of a screening of The Simpsons Movie — and I found it interesting that he told Jon Stewart the hit animated show (broadcast on Fox) was expressly forbidden from making fun of Fox News, after using a faux-news crawl that tweaked Rupert Murdoch and also read, “Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney.” The reason he said he was given? “We were told viewers might confuse it with real news,” Groening says. I don’t know whether to laugh, or shake my head at the synergistic conspiratorial wonderment of it all.

On The Darjeeling Limited’s Poster

The one-sheet for Wes Anderson’s next film, The Darjeeling Limited, has been released (below), and its trailer is now online as well in theaters, appended to most prints of Fox Searchlight’s Sunshine and Once.

Above is the very bottom of the poster; the top extends to include the intricate, blue-green tile and artwork of the religious chapel-ish structure. Starring Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman, the movie — cowritten by Anderson with Schwartzman and Roman Coppola — is billed as an emotional comedy about three brothers re-forging fraternal bonds on a train ride across India, and its trailer unfolds in the same twee style that has long been a signature of the filmmaker. It seems mostly a hits routine for Wilson and Schwartzman (albeit a decidedly low key one), but the unifying flavor here may be Brody, though it’s too early to tell.

It’s been three years since The Life Aquatic, which is about right in terms of a break between these sorts of films. One thing I don’t get, though, is that the poster — which inverts its credits, putting them under the main title but over the above picture — reads, “In select theatres this fall,” which, consciously or not, gives off a certain vibe of we’re-dumping-this-pretentious-bauble. I can’t recall another recent film that has so advertised its limited run. Exclusivity isn’t what needs to be touted or highlighted with this movie; its subject matter and tone will do that just fine.

Matt Damon on His Career

At the recent press day for The Bourne Ultimatum, Matt Damon took some time to talk about his career in general, and where he sees things headed in the future. “Well, you know, the career [path] that I think Ben and I look
at… (George) Clooney’s definitely doing it right now, and Clint Eastwood. Those
are the careers where they’re acting, they’re writing, they’re directing, and they’re
doing it on their terms
. I mean, I think that’s the biggest. I love making
movies. I love everything about it — I love writing and I love acting,
and I really want to direct. So I’ve been taking this last 10 years to really
carefully study these directors that I’ve been working with. And I’ve worked
with a lot of really good ones at this point, so I feel like I’m ready to
do it. And that, to me, would be great — to have a long career. I mean, it’s so
hard to have a long career in this business. …I mean, I’m still here after 10 years, and we’re all probably a little
amazed by that. [laughs] But yeah, so at this point, I just want to just be
smart about the work that I’m doing and try to have integrity about the choices
I make, and that’s it
.”

David Strathairn on The Spiderwick Chronicles

At the recent press day for The Bourne Ultimatum,
David Strathairn took some time to also talk about his work on the forthcoming fantasy
film The Spiderwick Chronicles, directed by Mark Waters. To wit:

“It’s going to be completed in the near future,” says the
Oscar-nominated star of 2005’s Good
Night, and Good Luck
. “I play Arthur Spiderwick, the man who has written a field
guide to the magical kingdom of trolls and goblins and fairies and sprites
, which
he’s locked away because it has all these dangerous secrets, it’s kind of a
Pandora’s Box with the fairy kingdom. He’s gone off into the world to contact them
because he really believes that the world is full of them,” Strathairn
continues, describing his character as a “mad botanist” and naturalist. “Maybe
he’s eaten too many mushrooms, I don’t know,” he jokes
. “But he believes that there
are things we cannot see.”

Adapted from Holly Black and Tony DiTerlizzi’s best-selling
series of youth-skewing books, with a much labored-on screenplay (John Sayles, as well as Ted Elliott
and Terry Rossio), The Spiderwick Chronicles is set for release from Paramount and Nickelodeon Films in
February of next year
, with Martin Short, Andrew McCarthy, Joan Plowright and Mary-Louise Parker joining young Freddie Highmore (Finding Neverland) and Sarah Bolger (Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker) as the obligatory kids inspired by wonderment. For more information, click here.

Disturbia DVD Gets Shia’s Eyes

I got the spec information today for the August 7 DVD release of Disturbia, and had to laugh a little bit. The film’s original poster, of course, featured an eyeless shot of star Shia LaBeouf peering through those same giant-lensed binoculars. This is a case of box office performance shaping artistic reconceptualization for the home video market; now that LaBeouf is a big star, post-Transformers and all, it makes sense to show us his eyes. Still no front-cover name mention, though, which seems strange.

Jessica Biel’s Ass Tops Box Office

Jessica Biel prancing about in her bra and underwear helped the desperately unfunny I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry claim the top spot at the box office this past weekend, ringing up $34.8 million on 4,400 screens, a very solid number but one still at the bottom end of the spectrum for a live action Adam Sandler comedy bowing at more than 3,000 theaters. In its second week of release, the fifth installment of the Harry Potter franchise pulled in another $32 million at the box office, perhaps somewhat dampened by the fact that everyone was out buying the final tome in the best-selling series.

Third-place finisher Hairspray, meanwhile, was perhaps the week’s real long-legged winner, grossing $27.8 million at just over 3,100 venues; it’s a movie that looks to have the sort of positive word-of-mouth that translates to real staying power. Down 45 percent in fourth place, Transformers raked in another $20-plus million, bringing its three-week total to just over $265 million. Ratatouille rounded out the top five with an estimated $11 million, while Live Free or Die Hard dropped only 35 percent to an estimated $7.3 million, good for a cumulative haul of $116.5 million in 26 days.

Ratatouille Ads Tout RT Freshness

Another delayed tidbit that I found of interest; in many of its first and second weekend newspaper ads for Ratatouille — at least out here in the Los Angeles Times — Disney took the time and space to affix a little “certified fresh” emblem (above) from critical aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes. The first one I saw pegged the review support rate at an already astonishingly high 95%, but when that percentage crept upward, a few other ads were revised to “96% fresh,” where, as of this writing, the movie still stands. This is a tack that seems really smart to me — selling the consensus of the movie to those adult film fans still resistant to animated flicks on grounds that they’re a genre and not a medium (which of course isn’t the case).

Michael Bay: 2nd Unit Champ

I touched upon this previously in a brief piece on Michael Bay, but Jonathan Foster also has up an excellent piece on the excess of Bay’s canon, writing this of the filmmaker:

“In all of Bay’s work, there’s forward momentum to the
imagery and, by linking one shot to the next, a story seems to occur
(emphasis mine). But
there’s nothing cinematic about the way he accumulates moving pictures. That’s
one of the reasons his films always have excellent trailers — every shot is
powerful by itself, and yet they’re all inherently meaningless. He might be the
greatest second-unit director film has ever seen.”

Foster is right, really. Bay is an imagist; he only understands story in the most cursory sense. He’s there to make it move and, more often than not, glisten in the sun. I’d wholeheartedly disagree with Foster about the ending of Transformers, though. The story was so warped at that point, and the accumulated mind-numbingness of its images so discombobulating, that it felt like “pop shot” action, nothing more — certainly not (emotionally) involving action.

Naomi Watts Goes International

I’d meant to devote some attention to this earlier, but it somehow slipped through the cracks, a la Congressional oversight circa 2003-04: according to The Hollywood Reporter, Naomi Watts has inked to The International, an espionage thriller penned by debut scribe Eric Singer. The plot centers on an obsessive Interpol agent who spearheads an investigation into one of the world’s most high-profile and powerful banking institutions in an attempt to expose them for corruption and worldwide arms brokering; Watts will play a Manhattan assistant district attorney who partners with the agent to take down the bank.

This sounds a lot better than the starchy, prestige-pic righteousness of Watts’ We Are All the Same; it sounds like a sort of high-grade genre companion piece to The Interpreter, starring Watts’ good friend Nicole Kidman. What makes it really sing, however, is the fact that Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run) is directing for Columbia Pictures, and that Clive Owen will be playing said Interpol agent. That’s a damn good on-paper combination, right there. Tykwer has a touch with visual panache that’s almost peerless, but that’s largely forgotten because it’s not his only trick. After the still-birth of Perfume — an interesting movie that I mostly enjoyed, but that was certainly given a quarter-assed release from Paramount — it’ll be good to see Tykwer get back to something with the potential for a little pop.

The Undagrind

Ahh, what to make about The
Undagrind

, a gritty little documentary which bills itself with solemnly
introduced title cards as being about “struggle and respect,” then cuts to a
g-string-clad dancer shaking her butt cheeks and executing a stripper’s split?

Every trend spawns its own particular wave of hackish aspirants, of course, but
seemingly none quite so much as the inner city rap craze, at least recently.

The Undagrind isn’t a documentary in any
sort of traditional or even loose sense, which is to say that it might attempt
to explain or illuminate a trend, issue or person. Its back cover text claims
the movie explores the hardships that rap artists endure while they battle to
be heard and respected “on the streetz,” but this meandering, skull-numbing
collection of footage seems assembled in totally random, haphazard fashion
.
There is literally no reason or rhyme to be found, apart from several of the
couplets that some rappers drop in freestyle. It’s true that there are a good
number of interview snippets here, with artists popular and unknown alike —
folks like David Banner, Three Six Mafia, Young Jeezy, Slim Thug, Lil’ Scrappy,
PSC, the Ying Yang Twins, Juvenile, I-20, Frasier Boy, Gucci Mane, Poo Baby and
2 Live Crew’s Luke Skyywalker, aka Luther Campbell. But there’s zero contextualization, the bits are
often extremely short and the inane ramblings run about 9:1 over any legitimate
insights (sample inspiration: “You gotta walk before you crawl, and you gotta
crawl before you run,” says a gent named Hustla
, slapping the blacktop and
peddling copies of a self-produced CD). Vincent Phillips, president of BME, is
a notable exception, providing a bit of edifying on-the-fly history with
respect to the track laid by underground regional rap artists.

Some of the underground show footage could conceivably be
interesting to aficionados, but it’s not introduced or set up at all, leaving
one to draw their own conclusions about what comes from where. This is an awful
exercise in air-quote filmmaking, plain and simple, a bunch of home video-style footage
strung together in crass fashion
. And there’s nary a sense of irony when an associate producer from
a radio station where an on-air rap battle is being held (and maybe even the
movie’s associate producer, Trey Dungy?) is billed onscreen with the moniker “ass.
producer.”

Housed in a regular Amray case, The Undagrind is presented in 1.33:1 full screen, with Dolby
digital 5.1 surround sound audio mix. The disc’s sole supplemental extra? Well,
I wasn’t really sure what the cover tag “bonus shake-off” really meant, but that
would be 12 minutes of booty-wobbling and quaking, performed for cash in front
of a crowd by a quartet of bikini-clad girls
. Seriously. I don’t know whether
that’s the best or most objectionable thing about this trough-scraping disc,
but I do know that I need to go take a shower, like, right now. I see this movie, perhaps not so strangely, getting some run from the same crowd who purchase volume after volume of Extreme Chickfights. For more
information, one can visit the movie’s eponymous web site. Oh, right… if that’s
too big a word, umm… just type in The
Undagrind
, followed by .com. F (Movie) C- (Disc)

Thoughts on Alan Rickman

For what it’s worth, Richard Horgan at FilmStew has a nice, spot-on little piece up in his “Hollywood Spin” blog about Alan Rickman, his deft touch with villainy and his mellifluous voice. It’s a quickie, drive-by sort of piece, but it raises my hopes a little for Nobel Son, which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival earlier this year and is still wandering around with its hat in its hand. Also, Horgan is right about Rickman’s distinctive, perfectly smooth voice — the guy should totally be scoring all kinds of voicework.

Nuart Has Wet Hot American Summer

For those in the Los Angeles area, the gloriously zonked-out Wet Hot American Summer will screen at the Nuart Theatre this Friday, July 27 at midnight. A brilliant send-up of 1980s summer camp flicks like Meatballs, the movie charts an entire summer of pent-up sexual frustrations, unresolved
post-traumatic stress, pending separations and of course, talent shows, all of which weigh heavily on the minds and groins of counselors and campers alike. At once a parody, subversion and lovingly detailed, bear-hug embrace of the summer
camp genre
, director David Wain’s movie — starring Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Paul Rudd, Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Molly Shannon, Zak Orth, Christopher Meloni and Amy Poehler — is an underappreciated gem of 2001, and definitely deserves to be seen… even if on the big screen, where one can’t appreciate the extra DVD audio track with more farts. For tickets and more information, click here.

Inland Empire Does Santa Monica

I did quite mean to mention this earlier, but for those in Southern California, David Lynch’s Inland Empire is screening this weekend at the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica, with special in-person guests. The final screening is tomorrow night, Sunday, July 22, at 7:30 p.m., with a discussion following the film. For directions and ticket information, click here. Also, for reasons related to Phoebe Cates, it’s worth mentioning that Fast Times at Ridgemont High is also gracing the Aero, with a special 25th anniversary screening scheduled for Thursday, July 26, also at 7:30 p.m.

Tammy Faye Messner Passes Away

According to Larry King and CNN.com, Tammy Faye Messner (formerly Bakker) has passed away, after a rough bout with cancer. I caught a few minutes of her on King’s show earlier this week, and — I’m sorry to say — she looked almost as if she were already dead, a skeletal Hollywood special effect creation. For a look at Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato’s fascinating documentary The Eyes of Tammy Faye, click here.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Comedy has a long history of muddying the sexual waters, whether it’s Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis dressing in drag, Dustin Hoffman doing whatever it takes to land an acting job, Jason Biggs humping an apple pie or Steve Carell slowly navigating the exit ramp of submissively accepted virginity. The exquisitely unfunny new comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry — which descends to stultifying, almost pathologically twisted levels to assert its heterosexuality — purports to examine clichés of gay lifestyle, and then conclude in positive fashion that we should all be tolerant of one another’s private lives. But it’s actually so caught up in tweaking well-trodden territory of air-quote prissiness that it manages to do nothing more than make narrow-minded guys feel pretty good about the fact that they don’t actually use the term “faggot” in mixed company anymore, as one character herein initially does.
Any amount of nuance or small comedy of sociological insight in Sideways and About Schmidt scribes Jim Taylor and Alexander Payne’s original screenplay is reduced to mere vestiges in this incarnation, strangled to within an inch of its life by erstwhile The Golden Girls show runner Barry Fanaro and a passel of uncredited rewrite doctors. If Chuck & Larry were merely a schlubby, down-market comedy, that’d be one thing. It awkwardly crams in a few humanistic soapbox monologues, though, in fitful starts and stops. The film’s basic story credibility isn’t much better, burdened with risible leaps of logic and inconsistency. The humor is desultory, as if from a lazily written sitcom where character motivations shift to fit whatever introduction or extrication a particular scene requires.
Just as Speed 2: Cruise Control circuitously affirmed the genius of Keanu Reeves (sometimes the best movies are the ones you don’t make), Chuck & Larry serves as a testament to Will Smith’s savvy and judgment. It was Smith, after all, who was first approached about teaming up with Sandler, but he passed — recommending in his stead his Hitch co-star James. Well played, Mr. Smith… well played. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here. (Universal, PG-13, 110 minutes)

John Travolta on Women’s Clothes

At the recent press day for Hairspray,
John Travolta talked about his newfound experience with women’s grooming and fashion
for his role as hefty home laundry operator Edna Turnblad, mother to inveterate
dreamer Tracy (Nikki Blonsky).

“I don’t know how [women] do it, I really don’t,” Travolta
says. “I mean, of course, this is 1962, and of course, there was a lot more
accoutrement in those days, right? Bras, bustiers, what have you, especially if
you were overweight. But I do remember my mother wearing stockings, a girdle, a
bra, and then high heels. Of course, that was enough to exhaust her in getting
ready
. And I remember I thought, ‘What’s up with this? Why is it so exhausting?’
Well, cut to 40 years later, I know exactly why it’s exhausting,” says Travolta
with a laughs. “I tried it. It’ll take your breath away, putting all that on.”

While some of his preparation brought back thoughts of his
mother, Travolta didn’t fashion his specific movements on her, per se. “I have
a library of memories because I grew up with a lot of great women. But I also
grew up with a lot of women in theater, and women on films,”
he says. “And I
think that collective memory of watching… you know, I like watching women. As
an actor, I observe as much as I can. I think I never thought I’d ever have to
use it, but it didn’t mean that I wasn’t noticing it. And I think that, you
know, you watch her mother’s friends, you watch the ladies on screen, on stage,
you get to build up a knowledge of behavior. And to that degree, it became, ‘Oh,
this is interesting. I wonder what it would be like to try this?’ or ‘I
remember so and so, and they looked like that.’ And of course I had people
reacting to me in fame, you know, whether it be fans or whatever. So with Tracy,
the character in the movie, becoming a local star, I could [show a] fan’s
reaction to that to a certain degree. So it was a mixture of things, really.”

Fox, Critics Strap on Gloves

The 20th Century Fox Vs. Critics (Temporary Subsets: Chicago, and Online) kerfuffle — ably elucidated and summarized by Hollywood Elsewhere, as well as David Poland over at Movie City News — is all over the internet, and certainly the hot chatter in entertainment journo circles these days, but I can’t really be bothered (at least quite yet) to wade into the breach with my full opinion, and not just because it’s apparently so toxic. A lot of this is also tied up in the current handling of The Simpsons Movie, but the fact remains that this is old shit, re-heated.

I talked off the record with a sympathetic Fox publicist who claimed that a showdown with “online desperados” (read: reckless embargo breakers and other assorted flame-throwers) has been brewing for some time and that its dovetailing with the Chicago Film Critics Association dust-up is coincidence, but the fact is that Fox has a fairly clearly established recent history of hide-the-cookie, dating back at least to last year’s utterly perplexing handling of the release of Borat, and likely much longer. Their screening schedule (Wednesday, week of release) for the Fantastic Four sequel was another recent point of contention. Even so, there are multiple admittance lists and points of entry at every major studio, with matters often complicated by the fact that some writers, like myself, write for trade, international, print and online outlets. So it’s a fuckin’ wild and wooly world… what’re ya gonna do? Things might get interesting, we’ll see. Some sort of stand-down seems more likely, only to have this flare up again next summer, when movies with $80 million-plus budgets start rolling down the pipeline.

The Last Time


Even my affinity for Michael Keaton can’t lift the snarky little indie flick The Last Time up to the level of a sincere recommendation. He’s the best thing here in this mish-mashed tale of ambition and deceit, but one scenery-chewing character does not a film make, alas.

The Last Time marks the feature film writing and directorial debut of Michael Caleo, who honed his chops on television shows like The Sopranos and Rescue Me. The film centers around Ted (Keaton), the cynical but hard-charging, top salesman at Bindview, a high-tech New York City company. Ted is chafed by having to show the ropes to optimistic, enthusiastic Ohio transplant Jamie (Brendan Fraser), but when he meets Jamie’s beautiful fiancee Belisa (Amber Valletta), Ted falls hard. The two begin an illicit affair (getting it on in front of a passed-out Jamie, actually), and the Ted of old slowly emerges. Losing his bitterness, though, somehow robs him of his edge, and sales failures follow. Jamie, meanwhile, continues to flounder at the sales game, and Ted’s guilt over the affair prompts him to feed Jamie what’s left of his own sales leads to try and keep him afloat. For Ted, his dalliance with Belisa really seems to mean something, but can the same be said for her?

The benchmarks here are obvious, whether it’s Glengarry Glen Ross or even a few of the bored-housewife-in-the-new-big city B-plot strands of movies like The Devil’s Advocate. The problem is that The Last Time can’t really measure up to any of the films that it most immediately summons to mind. The performances are certainly not bad, but consistency of tone is a bit of a bugaboo, and the movie’s third act twist seems like a commercial contrivance, a genuflection at genre salability. That’s ironic, I guess, given the movie’s backdrop.

Presented on a single-sided disc in both full-screen and a 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, The Last Time comes housed in a regular plastic Amray case, and with a smattering of subtitle options. Its Dolby digital 5.1 audio mix sometimes favors the swell of compower Randy Edelman’s score over dialogue straightforwardness, but wide-ranging dynamism isn’t necessarily part of the film’s conceptual sound design anyway, so it doesn’t become too big of an issue. The only supplemental extra is a clutch of nine deleted scenes, running just under 12 minutes in total. More Keaton isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but this showcase isn’t the best platform for him. And for a movie with such an authorial bent, where’s Caleo? To order the film via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) C+ (Disc)

Rambo IV Pictures Released

So pictures from the new, fourth Rambo film — now entitled simply John Rambo, after having gone through a host of silly monikers — have leaked online, including the above one, which to me makes Sylvester Stallone look like an animal wrangler on the set of Snakes on a Plane.

Against long odds, Stallone pulled off a marvelous feat with Rocky Balboa; he showed he really got the root appeal of the character, and went back to his roots in an interesting way. I’m more skeptical about his ability to do the same sort of thing with the character of Rambo, who is a relic of Reagan-era machismo in not insignificant ways. That said, I’d much rather see this sort of autumnal career arc from Stallone — involved, hands-on, really trying — than a flicker-fade of more block-headed genre tripe. It makes for nice contrast with all these discussions and stories about newbies on the scene.