Daily Archives: July 18, 2007

Captivity

The first audience member stood up when battery acid was about to be
poured on a young girl’s face
, but, interestingly, walked down the
stairs to the edge of the theater, watched the scene and then returned
to their seat. Apparently, it wasn’t actually too graphic. Said person did
leave, however, along with two others, during a sequence in which the
same character is forced to drink a bloody milkshake made out of
eyeballs, ears and other bits of flesh
. Ahh yes, another month, another
slice of offensive cinematic torture porn to raise the hackles of cultural critics and parents everywhere.

This time it’s Captivity, a serviceably rendered but entirely predictable piece of mental rot
directed by Roland Joffé. Opening in just over 1,060 screens, the movie pulled in a dismal $1.4 million in its debut frame last weekend, good enough to come in behind the fifth weekend go-round of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

The film’s plot, to the extent that its set-up is even really accounted for, finds young fashion icon and actress Jennifer Tree (Elisha Cuthbert, making House of Wax look like high art) drugged and kidnapped from a corporate-sponsored party. She awakens to find herself sealed in a subterranean metallic
tomb, where her shrouded captor tortures with barrages of light and
sound, and by means more nasty.
Jennifer eventually makes contact with a fellow captive, Gary (Daniel
Gillies), and the pair seeks solace in one another’s company, trying to
escape their hellish situation.

The first 15 to 20 minutes of the movie feature very little dialogue,
and we don’t see Jennifer interact in person with another human being; Captivity, then, is a filmic exercise in mind’s-eye stalking, with the movie’s
cinematography fetishistically mimicking the early surveillance footage

that provides the killer’s point-of-view. One would think that since Jennifer is a young and sexy celebrity, the
film might have some sort of (nominal) commentary about fame or the
obsession that public images can trigger in diseased minds, but it
really doesn’t. <Spoiler alert> There’s never any doubt as to Gary’s complicity in the
plot (if I’ve shocked you with that revelation, you deserve a punch to
the head), so the film becomes nothing more than a bunch of rather
arbitrary and artificially flavored torture and thrill sequences
, the
nasty playing out of a string. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Nikki Blonsky on Hairspray

For 18-year-old Nikki Blonsky, director Adam Shankman’s
adaptation of the stage musical Hairspray represents a life-changing experience, as
well as a dream come true. Plucked out of obscurity from a Great Neck, New York
Coldstone Creamery ice cream shop, Blonsky was a hardcore fan
of the show. “I auditioned for Broadway two years ago, and they told me I was
too young,” she says. “Then I saw the Broadway show when I was 15, and I was
hooked. I loved it. I wanted to play Tracy
more than anything.”

“And then the next year, I read up on the web site where it
said, ‘We’re making the movie, and [looking for] ages are 17 to 24,’” Blonsky
continues. “So I said, ‘Oh, I’m 17! Let’s do it — this is perfect!’”

The rest, as they say, is history. “To hear my own version
of ‘Good Morning Baltimore,’ and to look at the soundtrack and say, ‘Oh my
gosh, I am on a soundtrack with Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Queen
Latifah, John Travolta…’” Here Blonsky trails off and laughs, a huge smile
spreading across her face. “It’s mind-blowing, just totally mind-blowing. My
life has completely turned around, I’ll tell you that much. I have extremely
supportive parents, so I’ve always been very happy and content with my life
with them and everything. But when you’re finally doing what you want to do in
life, it’s this level of joy that I never thought was possible
. I mean, I’m
just happy 24-7, I’ve just never been this happy!”

A Double Dose of Breslin

I have a pal who has such a pronounced, sincere disdain for 11-year-old Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), and yet a correlative affection for her older brother Spencer (oh… The Santa Clause 3, let’s say) that it sprints past the strange right into camp brilliance. That’s why he’ll be stoked by today’s news. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Breslin possessing two testicles (as well as actual talent, my friend would exclaim at this point) is set to star in two new films.

First the bad news: he’ll topline the teen-flavored comedy Harold, opposite
actor-producer and box office kiss of death Cuba Gooding Jr.
, as a prematurely balding student trying to adapt to a new high school. But Breslin’s also lined up a lead role in M. Night Shyamalan’s
rebound thriller project, The Happening
, which will start shooting in August, and stars Mark Wahlberg as a father trying to lead his family to safety when a natural disaster threatens to destroy the planet. Presumably there will be no “narfs” or “scrunts” this go-round…

Happy Birthday, Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell, who turns 27 today. Bell is taking the young starlet’s road less traveled; she will continue to try to parlay the critical and smallish-but-loyal support of Veronica Mars into big screen notoriety via (fairly) respected roles, but she needs to steer clear of material like Pulse, which was god-awful. Bell acquited herself decently in the wildly uneven Fifty Pills, but that was minor-chord filmmaking. Meanwhile, Fanboys has been delayed so many times I’m not even convinced it’s actually real at this point. A few indie-leaning dramas wouldn’t necessarily be a bad idea, but here’s hoping Forgetting Sarah Marshall, produced by comedy’s King Midas of the moment, Judd Apatow, will do it for Bell.