It’s July 3, and you know what that means. No, not the release of Transformers, silly!

That means it’s only one month and one week away from the release of Bratz, the live-action movie based on the big-eyed, slutty little play-dolls of the same name! For the past several months I’d been trying to convince myself that this movie didn’t actually exist, that my previous posting on it was merely the result of a publicist somehow lacing my email with peyote. (Don’t laugh, I think the CIA’s been working on that…) The above production picture seems to confirm its existence, though, and now I can’t wait to see and review it.* Hey, at the very least we’ll be able to see if your roommate’s band made the soundtrack…

* – not true