It’s a happy birthday to single mom Krista Allen, who turns 35 today. Krista, the third season of Project Greenlight totally busted you for being a bit of a diva on the set of Feast, and showing up late one day with what might most charitably be described as a hangover, but I’ll give you props for the final product — you kicked ass and had some fun. Are you a great actress? No. Have you made out with George Clooney more times than I have? Yes, almost certainly.

Also, for all the Jenna Fischer fans out there, she’s on the cover of this month’s Wired magazine, which means you get this photo, covered by a transparency, I gather, as well as this pursed-lips interior pic. No slouch management, hers. It seems they’re aware of the same melancholic image problems I mentioned, and so “the sexification of Jenna” is in full swing.

Which, come to think of it, would be a great title for an exploitation flick. I need to get on that, so I can escape having to write about movies like Premonition…