
It’s a happy birthday to Jordana Brewster, who turns 27 today. The daughter of an investment banker (yawn…) and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Maria João, a bushy-browed Brewster starred alongside Cameron Diaz in 2001’s absolutely wretched The Invisible Circus, but garnered a lot more attention for dutifully standing next to and sitting in colorful cars in that same year’s The Fast and the Furious.
More recently she’s popped up in Annapolis , in which she acquitted herself nicely, and last fall’s terrible franchise prequel Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, a movie of near-bottomless sadism and equal pointlessness. Next up for Brewster: the pilot for suburban assassins-in-angst, Mr. and Mrs. Smith (yes, based on the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie movie), opposite Martin Henderson. ABC has yet to decide whether or not to exercise its option on the potential series for the fall of 2007. Still, the part for which Brewster was clearly born is that of Demi Moore. Should some horrible fate befall Mrs. Kutcher in the next few years, Brewster will headline the inevitable cable biopic. I’m just sayin’…