It’s a happy birthday to erstwhile Dawson’s Creek troublemaker Monica Keena today, who turns 28 years old. Not sure what Monica is up to these days, really. I heard she popped up on Grey’s Anatomy, but her ship may have sailed with the unfortunate failure of 2002’s Undeclared, actually. I know she did have a small turn in Fifty Pills, which went straight to DVD; she played a dominatrix named Petunia who lives with her grandmother and scores ecstasy tablets for her clients from Lou Taylor Pucci. Wait a second, I just made that movie sound much more interesting than it is. Just stare at the above picture until the desire to rent it passes… there. Good job.