Kelly Monaco, who turns 31 today.

Ummm… I’d love to be able to justify this post by having something intelligent to say about Monaco’s work on the daytime soap opera General Hospital, or her bit roles as “pole-dancing cheerleader Sharon” in BASEketball or “Marisa, the landlady’s daughter” in Mumford. Alas, David Zucker and Lawrence Kasdan wouldn’t return my messages on what it was like working with her. So, uhh, you know… you’ll have to settle for the pictures. Sorry about that.