Daily Archives: August 2, 2006

The Descent

I’m not sure what intelligent-design proponents would make of Neil Marshall’s horror spelunking picture The Descent,
in which slimy, bug-eyed humanoid creatures stalk a group of female
explorers whose internal strife poses almost as much of a combined
threat as these rampaging carnivores. Regardless, the movie is ample
proof that “different” and “bad” need not be mutually exclusive
descriptors
. While Stateside distributor Lions Gate is aggressively
pumping this film — which has already enjoyed a successful run abroad —
as the late summer horror entry from “the studio that brought you Saw and Hostel,” they’d be wise to hope for a quick commercial cash-in and cash-out, lest aficionados recall primarily this sloppy, unengaging film during the studio’s next cycle on the genre merry-go-round.

Filmed in Scotland but set in North Carolina, The Descent
centers on a half dozen women who reunite, a year after the tragic
death of Sarah’s (Shauna Macdonald) husband and daughter, for a sort of
athletic retreat of good, old-fashioned unmapped cave exploring. When
their entranceway collapses and traps them all underground, the
controlling instincts of hotheaded daredevil Juno (Natalie Mendoza,
above, rocking the Michelle Rodriguez part) rub some of the ladies the wrong
way. Of course, that’s not all with which they have to grapple. As they
negotiate plunging gulfs and narrow passages, it comes to their
attention that a group of carnivorous creatures is on their trail.
Split up from one another, graphic attrition ensues.

The most interesting thing about the The Descent is the
manner in which old individual grudges, rancor and guilt warp the
women’s collective survival efforts.
There is no gung-ho collective. In
fact, one heat-of-the-moment death (an accident or murder?) fuels
reprisal, and turns part of the action inwards. (Here I was reminded of
The Rock’s character of Sarge from Doom, for whom the siege
becomes a blanket excuse for unfettered vengeance.) But this is
ultimately a false emotional arc, as the women’s motivations seem
whimsical and unclear
; Juno in particular fluctuates between
earnestness and disingenuousness, and Sarah’s catharsis — however
inventive in a piece like this — is not ours.

For a movie that attaches so much significance to inter-party
bickering and subtle power plays, the dialogue is also often
stultifyingly wrongheaded
. “If there’s someone down here, maybe they
can help get us out!” exclaims a character at one point early on. Yes…
if there’s anyone else trapped hundreds of feet underground, they surely have been merely waiting for the right moment to step forward and lead others out to safety.

This is a slightly different point of comparison, but some folks blasted 1999’s The Blair Witch Project
— and decried it, a little too loudly, as not scary — because of the
jittery camerawork. I’d suggest, though, that while at times admittedly
disorienting, it certainly fit within the prescribed narrative confines
of the story. The Descent, on the other hand, is a dark and
stressed-out mess
. The movie is effectively claustrophobic at times,
but wholly incidentally so
. Marshall fails in consistently defining the
spatial relationships of his frames, none of the action cuts together
well and the final five to 10 minutes — most of what is being touted in
the trailer, not coincidentally — devolves into an orgy of eye-gouging,
skull-cracking, blood-spewing, flash-cut violence.

That finale notwithstanding, The Descent is actually fairly
restrained and mannered for much of its running time
— almost too much
so. Heartening, this deep focus on character in such a genre piece.
Still, it doesn’t change the fact that none of these characters are
particularly sympathetic, leaving the audience to root for their
demise, if only they could distinguish the action. (Lions Gate, R, 99 mins.)

Talladega Nights Set to Lap Competition

Will Ferrell’s Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is going to be absolutely huge. I caught it last night in Westwood with an all-media crowd, and it slayed. Whereas Anchorman
was hilarious but in many ways a formless blob, this movie is better plotted

and a marked step forward for scribe-turned-director Adam McKay. It
will certainly be Ferrell’s biggest opener, easily besting the $31 million bow for 2003’s Elf,
and while I don’t follow tracking gossip with any degree of regularity,
in my opinion it’s not insane to think a $50 million weekend is within
reason
. Rumor has it that Universal’s move of Accepted from August 11 to August 18 had at least something to do with wanting to give Talladega Nights another week to breathe.

The Boondocks: The Complete First Season

Aaron
McGruder’s politically charged comic strip “The Boondocks” has drawn
all sorts of acclaim as well as criticism, so intent is it on pushing
the envelope on race relations and political activism in its depictions
of a pair of boisterous African-American boys who get shipped to the
suburbs to live with their grandfather. Two-dimensionality gets a
subversive upgrade
, though, in The Boondocks: The Complete First Season, the DVD release of the Cartoon Network’s small screen adaptation of the panel.

Nominated for a 2006 NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Comedy Series, The Boondocks
centers on Robert Freeman (voiced by John Witherspoon), irascible
grandfather and legal guardian to his two grandsons — Huey, a
10-year-old leftist revolutionary determined not to enjoy the newfound
affluence surrounding him, and 8-year-old misfit Riley, a proud product
of contemporary rap culture
. Race relations, tabloid media, hip-hop
mores, graffiti art and the angst of to-scale capitalism are all
touched upon in these outrageous half-hour narratives.

“The Garden Party” centers on Granddad’s perpetual paranoia that
Huey and Riley will embarrass him in front of their new neighbors,
while “Guess Hoe’s Coming to Dinner” finds Granddad scoring a date with
a beautiful young woman, only to find out she’s a prostitute. In “Let’s
Nab Oprah,” Huey angles to stop Riley and a gang of ne’er-do-well
idiots from kidnapping the titular talk-show queen. The coup-de-grace,
though, may be “The Trial of R. Kelly,” in which Huey rants of the
R&B singer’s underage accuser of sexual molestation, “She saw piss
coming and stayed. I saw piss coming and moved. So why should I miss
out on the new R. Kelly album?”

Staying mostly true to the panel, the series’ animation style is
best described as a sort of minimalist collision of Japanimation and
spiky, urbanized attitude
— with big, expressive eyes, sparsely
rendered backgrounds, angular forms and an abundance of forced
perspective. The juxtaposition of this style with this content is
initially jarring, but, visually speaking, it’s rather hypnotic.

It’s undeniable, too, that while a bit of it is shock for shock’s
sake, McGruder’s writing touches a nerve and explores topics and arenas
left wholly un-tread by most modern comedy
. Like Chappelle’s Show, The Boondocks
turns a sharp and sometimes critical eye on minority culture, as in
“The Return of the King,” which finds Martin Luther King, Jr. returning
to the present day, shocked at what’s become of the civil rights
struggle. In what may be uncomfortable for some, the series also gets
much mileage from the word N-word, exploring the unnecessary escalation
of conflict in what it terms “nigga moments.”
(McGruder notes that “six
out of 10 ‘nigga moments’ involves a sneaker,” and he rates them as the
third-leading cause of death among black males, behind pork chops and
FEMA.) Some of this is quite funny in its skillful level of honed
satire, but also delivered tellingly at a specific audience subset,
which thus makes McGruder’s claims that the show “isn’t about trying to
change people’s minds politically or socially” a bit disingenuous
.

Packaged in three slimline cases in turn housed in a cardboard slipcase, The Boondocks: The Complete First Season
runs approximately 300 minutes in sum total, and is presented in a
crisp, 1.78:1 widescreen transfer with an English language stereo track
and optional English subtitles. Special features include a variety of
both audio and video episodic commentaries by McGruder and the show’s
creative team, and a superb 21-minute behind-the-scenes featurette that
delves into the strip’s leap to the small screen
. If we unfortunately
don’t get an extremely clear sense of the writing collaboration here,
everything else is illuminated, though I certainly would have liked
more material with Regina King, who voices both Huey and Riley. Other
supplemental extras include a collection of three deleted scenes, 10
minutes worth of cobbled together animatics, four minutes of unaired
television promos and five printable storyboards
. While I’m not buying
McGruder’s strategy of under-the-radar analysis avoidance, the show is
provocative and engaging while not sacrificing its comedic instincts. The Boondocks definitely isn’t for all tastes, but this is a finely produced set for anyone inclined to give it a look. B (Show) A- (Disc)

Prison Break: The Complete First Season

I first tuned into Prison Break
last August, I’ll be honest, not because of Fox’s ubiquitous promos or
the fact that Brett Ratner was a producer and helmed the pilot episode,
but because I was a huge fan of Don Siegel’s 1979 film Escape From Alcatraz,
starring Clint Eastwood. For some folks it’s submarine movies, for some
it’s Mob thrillers; me, I’m smitten by all the labyrinthine,
clandestine planning of a nice jailbreak
, so the idea of turning that
conceit on its head by having a guy break into a prison seemed a fairly inventive and intriguing one, right up my alley. That view wouldn’t last the full season, though.

While
most inmates would do anything to get out of Fox River Penitentiary,
structural engineer Michael Scofield (a steely-eyed Wentworth Miller)
has made it his business to try to get in. Believing his brother
Lincoln Burrows (Blade: Trinity’s Dominic Purcell) has been
sentenced to jail die for crime — the murder of the Vice President’s
brother — that he did not commit, Michael concocts a scheme to save him
from the inside out. Armed with prison blueprints — tattooed in code
all over his body — and an impossibly intricate escape plan, Michael
gets himself purposefully incarcerated via an armed robbery frame-up,
all in order to bust he and Lincoln out. Wondering just what the hell
is going on is Veronica Donovan (Robin Tunney), Michael’s counsel and
Lincoln’s ex-flame, now engaged to another, of course.

From the get-go, everything about Prison Break seemed kind of
annoying, from Ratner’s bombastic direction and penchant for commercial
bumper flash-cuts
to the exposition-laden dialogue and notion of the
body map tattoo to (especially) Miller’s penchant for going all “Blue
Steel” in every scene
. I watched a few more episodes in regular
rotation, then tuned out. Viewing the rest of the season here in
marathon fashion is a confirmation of what little I’ve missed. While
Stacy Keach’s squinty, popsicle-stick-model-making warden, Peter
Stormare’s criminally connected inmate and an effectively slimy Robert
Knepper (who bears the unfortunately menacing nickname “T-Bag” Bagwell)
lend the proceedings some surface engagement and Tunney gamely tries to
crank up the outraged befuddlement, Prison Break seems awfully
wound up on itself. Thing is, there’s not enough gravitational pull
here to make the show’s central conceit work dramatically, and neither
is there enough pop zing to make it breathlessly fun
.

The complete first season of Prison Break comes spread out
over six discs with simple, branching menu screens, and packaged in
three slimline cases housed in a master cardboard slipcase. All 22
episodes are presented in a 1.78:1 widescreen aspect ratio, with a 5.1
Dolby surround sound audio track. Regardless of arguable merit, it’s a
nice commercial jump-off for the series, as this DVD set’s supplemental
features include audio commentaries on select episodes by Ratner,
creator Paul Scheuring and a wide assortment of other cast and crew
.
There are also promotional TV spots, the Fox Movie Channel’s “Making a
Scene” special, a nice spread of alternate and deleted scenes, and a
trio of other production featurettes that give viewers a
behind-the-scenes look at Michael’s tattoo body art, the filming
location of the Joliet Correctional Center and the like. For me, Prison Break
is all in service of a rather wan and flimsy political conspiracy arc,
something we’ve seen handled before, and frequently much better. For
others, though, there might be some modicum of pleasure in the
willfully murky plottings. C- (Show) A- (Disc)