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Premonition

Premonition is slapdash and nonsensical, and easily
represents Sandra Bullock’s worst starring vehicle in more than a decade
.

The film falls loosely (very loosely) in the tradition of
single-star thrillers that an ascendant starlet uses to gauge box
office pull and trade her way up the Hollywood ladder. J-Lo worked this
trick with dreary, pay-cable-type thrillers like Angel Eyes and Enough. After the breakout success of Speed, a movie like this would have been almost understandable, and certainly excusable.
But I thought this is type of soulless movie that Bullock said she had sworn off, post-Crash; I guess her own powers of Premonition need some fine-tuning. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

The Devil’s Rejects

As Rob Zombie’s Halloween reboot gets further into the swing of production, I figured it would be time to get some stuff up and posted on his work; ergo this review of his last film, The Devil’s Rejects, redacted and tweaked from its original publication in Screen International.

A lot of horror movies self-profess to be brutal and out-there, but most modern genre pictures actually reveal themselves to be little more than communal vehicles of squeamish discomfort, because in the final analysis and in the pursuit of as many pan-demographic dollars as possible, they don’t really want to cross the line into flat-out perversion and wantonness.

Writer-director Rob Zombie’s wide-eyed, merrily depraved The Devil’s Rejects, on the other hand, has no such qualms. Refusing to cater or pander to a younger horror audience weaned on the teen-centric slasher flicks of the past half decade, the movie is unapologetically degenerate in just about every form and fashion. This means a film-going experience that is at times borderline unwatchable, but — and here’s the key — unwatchable on its own terms.



The Devil’s Rejects is a sequel of sorts to Zombie’s directorial debut House of 1,000 Corpses — though that 2003 film was such a bust and critical piñata that its ties are being smartly downplayed — in that it follows some of the same depraved characters as they escape a raid on their isolated country house and set off on the road, cutting a bloody swathe of scattershot retribution. Set in 1978 to a countrified soundtrack (including Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Allman Brothers Band, Muddy Waters and Terry Reid), the film centers around a murderous clan of hillbillies who are chased from their torture-dungeon home and take hostages on their attempted flight to freedom. Demented matriarch Mother Firefly (Leslie Easterbrook) is captured by Sheriff Wydell (William Forsythe) and his deputies in said raid, but Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie, the director’s wife) and her white-haired brother Otis (Bill Moseley) escape and meet up with their equally psychotic father, the clown-makeup-smeared Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig). While the Fireflys hole up with pimp and small-time drug peddler Charlie Altamont (Ken Foree), Wydell eventually enlists the assistance of two unsavory bounty hunters to deal with the murderers outside the official parameters of the law.

For all its lack of nuance, and the unpleasantness that its unnerving sadism conjures forth, The Devil’s Rejects is definitely of a piece with exploitation movies of the ilk and era for which it’s aiming. Wydell is an irascible figure, the type of lawman-pushed-too-far character you would expect to see Lee Marvin playing a couple generations ago, and Zombie brings a skeezy lasciviousness (freeze frames on violent beatings, macabre attempts at humor, psychological torture to match the physical brutality) to the entire affair. Overwrought performances and a maniacal B-movie energy cap off what is an artful and graphic if wholly unoriginal to-scale rendering of exploitation cinema.

Cinematographer Phil Parmet, too, brings a grubby effectiveness to the proceedings. Shot entirely on location in the California desert communities of Lancaster and Palmdale, The Devil’s Rejects exudes a dusty, bleak palette that is in mortal lock-step with the desolation and desperation of the narrative.

All in all, The Devil’s Rejects unnerves more than just about any other picture of the year, so pervasive is its sense of disgust and dread. These qualities mark it as certainly different from much of its modern cinematic brethren, though they won’t necessarily make it good for most audiences. (LionsGate, R, 108 minutes)

300

300 offers up a stirring tale of battlefield sacrifice that’s tailor-made for MTV-generation glorification. It’s bloody, it has nudity and a wicked streak of darkly humorous fatalism that seems suitable for these times; it pops off the screen with the same sort of in-your-face quality of Sin City, mixing fantastical visual affectation with skull-cracking action. Young males are going to eat this movie up. I’ve talked about it before, but for the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Wild Hogs

Wild Hogs is a curious movie. On the one hand, the comedy — about a quartet of friends who hit the
road in a rather vaguely defined attempt to reclaim their youthful,
masculine spirits — is driven by overly demonstrative sitcom-type
acting, anchored by a number of flat, desultory set pieces
, and set to
all the music cues (Foghat’s “Slow Ride,” George Thorogood & The
Destroyers’ “Who Do You Love,” AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell,” The Allman
Brothers Band’s “Midnight Rider”) you wholly expect. For Chrissakes, it even has an
atrocious sequence in which
someone on a computer inadvertently stumbles across a deviant sex web
site only to then be unable to shut
it down
, despite their mad pressing of buttons and checking of cables.
(We’re just over two months into 2007, and, alongside Diane Keaton’s Because I Said So,
we’ve already had two such idiotic scenes unleashed upon audiences;
current Vegas over-under odds place the year’s cumulative,
sigh-inducing tally at seven.)

On the other hand, if a movie can ever be described as, say, a single notch greater than the expected sum of
its disingenuous parts
, that might be the best way to explain the
fleeting entertainment that Wild Hogs provides. There definitely isn’t much in the way of insight into the “weekend warrior” mentality that purportedly serves as Wild Hogs‘ narrative lynchpin, and the film certainly won’t provide memorable
laughs that will stick with you much beyond the day of viewing. Still,
through pure contrast of character, some nice contributions from bit
players (thank you, Marisa Tomei!), a very few unexpected avenues of brief exploration and a
couple of comedic showcases which allow Martin Lawrence and Tim Allen to flaunt their demonstrative, small screen-fed personas, Wild Hogs plays as a pleasingly broad diversion, provided one’s level of anticipation is properly adjusted a good bit downwards. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Zodiac

Zodiac is part brooding investigative ensemble, part journalistic procedural in the vein of All the President’s Men. Fincher’s least stylistically ambitious work to date, as well as his most mature, Zodiac is a strikingly well stitched together vivisection of crime and obsession, marked by a painstaking, novelistic richness that showcases the heavy existential toll of the pursuit of punishment.

The film’s actual violence is relatively minimal, but frontloaded and grimly depicted. Fincher captures the sudden and arbitrary nastiness of these acts, and they carry an awful wallop and enduring influence that hang menacingly over the rest of the film, which exhaustively but thrillingly chronicles the official efforts of two San Francisco homicide detectives, Dave Toschi (Mark Ruffalo, above) and William Armstrong (Anthony Edwards), as well as the amateur investigations of reporter Paul Avery (Robert Downey, Jr.) and San Francisco Chronicle editorial cartoonist Robert Graysmith (Jake Gyllenhaal). For the full review, from Screen International, click here. (Paramount, R, 158 minutes)

The Number 23

The Number 23, a stylish if definitely murky thriller about one
man’s downward descent into geometric fixation and madness. The film
intriguingly flits around the edges of loopy susceptibility that go hand in
hand with obsession and compulsion, but ultimately delivers more on mood than
satisfying substance
. Debut screenwriter Fernley Phillips creates an effectively colorful
and suspicion-tinged framework for one man’s frenzied quest, but poorly
delineates the specifics of the script’s investigative aspects. For the full review, from Screen International, click here.

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider is not very good seems like a
fool’s exercise, especially now. After all, it’s easy to decry the
messenger, especially when a movie’s Presidents’ Day weekend release
generates a record-setting gross of $51.5 million. Still, the subgenre
of comic book adaptations needn’t automatically lend itself to critical
derision
, as the warm critical embrace of the Spider-Man films, Christopher Nolan’s Batman reboot or even the more mixed but passionate critics’ defenses of graphic novel flicks like V For Vendetta and Sin City fittingly demonstrate.

Ghost Rider, though, is a glossy, big-budget affair that in almost every significant way behind
the camera — and in more than a few ways in front of it — feels like
both a fatally compromised and hopelessly amateurish production
. This
is the type of film which the actors involved carefully describe in press junkets and interviews as “a lot of fun” rather than good. They talk about how much they enjoyed making it instead of how they’re proud of it. For the full review from FilmStew, including reactions of a paying general audience, click here.

Bridge to Terabithia

Based on Katherine Paterson’s popular Newbery Award-winning novel of the same name,
Bridge to Terabithia is part family drama, part adolescent fantasy — a
wonderful little movie about friendship, as well as about the power and exhilaration of
a blossoming imagination
.

Zathura’s Josh Hutcherson (above, right) stars as Jess, a reserved 11-year-old who’s a bit
of an outsider at school and home as well. When he strikes up a
friendship with the quirky new girl in town (AnnaSophia Robb, of
Because of Winn-Dixie), together they create a secret, magical kingdom that serves as their joint escape. There they play-act a series of fantastical escapades
against figurative representations of school bullies and, in the
process, change each other for the better. The movie mines a deep reservoir of genuine feeling that’s often missing
in adolescent entertainment, combining it with just the right amount of
sensory pleasures
. For a short review of the film, from CityBeat, click here. Alternately, for a longer look at the movie and Walden Media’s new lock on kids’ lit, in a piece from FilmStew, click here.

Norbit

Norbit, which finds Eddie Murphy grotesquely humping the same two piano keys
for its entire running time
, less on its own dubious merits and more as
a piece of agitable propaganda against his Academy Award odds.

That Norbit isn’t built on subtlety should be obvious from its
har-har posters and advertising campaign, but broad needn’t necessarily equate
with shrill and desperate, which it certainly does here. If the awards
community wind in Hollywood picks up that scent, it may well help blow
Murphy’s Oscar chances right away
. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Factory Girl

actress Sienna Miller took a decidedly
backwards-plotted course to the limelight, and has had to suffer the effects of
that path ever since. Director George Hickenlooper’s Factory Girl, then, represents both the
perfect career elixir for a young starlet looking for respect — a
based-on-a-scandalous-true-story filmic vehicle almost doggedly formulaic in its
tonic properties — as well as Miller’s most fully realized performance to date
.
It’s a movie that establishes her as a legitimate actress, in other words, even
as it somewhat pigeonholes her as insouciant, flippant and spunky.

Eminently watchable throughout, Miller plays Edie with a blend of thumb-chewing
impishness and quietly wounded, flamboyant bravado
, but the film is one of sexy surfaces whose true revelation may actually be Guy Pearce, who goes beyond the
other skilled mimicries we’ve seen on the big screen to locate the vanity and insecurity in Andy Warhol’s pettiness and cruelty. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Hannibal Rising

Hannibal Rising, a tony revenge prequel which charts the adolescent trauma Lecter suffered at the end of World War II, the sexually-tinged awakening of his first violent impulses and a campaign of meticulously plotted retribution against the swarthy no-good Nazis who killed his family. It’s a somewhat awkward mash-up of formula that would feel like the pat playing out of a string if not for the leonine menace a watchable Gaspard Ulliel (above) brings to the role of young Lecter. For the full review, from CityBeat, click here.

Because I Said So

Because I Said So is seeing release on
Super Bowl weekend is a no-brainer, naturally. This is a chick flick
through and through, an air-quote wacky showcase of over-demonstrative maternal caring
for the Williams-Sonoma set
. Still, all of its intrinsic “rightness” in demographic pandering doesn’t necessarily make Because I Said So
a good movie, even if it is studded with a few brief moments of
flighty humor. Mostly, the film feels forced (you’ll probably notice this just before the second of three dropped cakes), and its manic pacing
artificially induced
. Daughters, meanwhile, will recoil in ghastly recognition and/or
irritation at Diane Keaton’s harping, voluble matriarch. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Catch and Release

Catch and Release, the directorial debut of Erin Brokovich screenwriter Susannah Grant, opened last week, to $7.6 million, and a fifth place weekend slotting. Starring Jennifer Garner, the movie unfolds in a rustic state of monotonously pitched pining, and centers around Gray Wheeler, who after the sudden death of her fiancé, seeks solace in the company of his ex-roommates (Kevin Smith and Sam Jaeger).
As more details about her boyfriend emerge — information involving a
healthy secret bank account, a Los Angeles massage therapist (Juliette
Lewis) and her son — Gray comes to see new sides of the man she thought she
knew, and at the same time finds herself drawn to his childhood pal Fritz
(Timothy Olyphant).

You feel trace elements of a
fuller ensemble character study about grief, but the characters herein — the
inveterate playboy with the hardened heart, the stoic secret crush, the ditzy single
mother — are reduced to thinly sketched functionaries, and behavioral
rationalizations big and small consistently feel a step off
.
For the full review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

This Film Is Not Yet Rated

the news last week that the Motion Picture Association of America is making crucial changes to its charter, and finally providing at least a little transparency. The move is partially shaped by Kirby Dick’s documentary This Film Is Not Yet Rated, new to DVD this week, about the Neapolitan swirl of secrecy and hypocrisy surrounding the ratings board and its secretive system of classification. While far, far from perfect, the movie is certainly an entertaining one, if also intellectually lazy.

“The reason there is secrecy is so that people can’t critique the system — that they don’t understand it and know where to begin a critique of it,” argues Dick. “I think the MPAA basically doesn’t care whether or not there’s a ratings system or not, but if there’s going to be one they want to control it, because they want to make sure that their films get the least restrictive rating, so that they can make the most money.” For the full interview/feature from FilmStew — including a tidbit about Jane Fonda’s legendarily orgasmic writhing in Coming Home, and what it might foretell when combined with the forthcoming changes in classification appeals — click here.

Miss Potter

Miss Potter star Renée Zellweger might have helped drag her modest, turn-of-the-century biopic to wider commendation.
However, Helen Mirren’s towering turn as Elizabeth I in the HBO film of the same name and as Elizabeth II in The Queen
effectively
cornered the 2006 market on real-life British figures, sucking the
awards circuit oxygen out of the room.

Miss Potter, then, remains a story of bucolic idyll — a dainty-literary piece in the mold of Finding Neverland, but one with no profound or stirring rumination on imagination, or loss, or any of the other themes that the movie putatively touches upon. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

On The Amateurs, Now Moguls

For several years, when I was editor-in-chief at the Los Angeles paper Entertainment Today, the venerable Brad Schreiber covered the Palm Springs International Film Festival for us in his bi-weekly column, Development Hell, and did a slam-bang job, it’s worth mentioning.

Two
hours from the city, the Palm Springs Festival has earned its international status by way of including the majority of films
offered up for nomination for the Best Foreign Film Oscar at the Academy Awards. This year’s festival, its 18th incarnation, screened 254 films from 74 countries, and offered plenty of star-gazing into the clear, desert night sky, as well as at its
annual awards gala, where honorees included Sydney Pollack, Kate Winslet, Todd Field, Cate Blanchett, composer Philip Glass and Babel director Alejandro
Gonzalez Inarritu.

Schreiber caught over 30 films, but it was his thoughts on writer-director Michael Traeger’s The Amateurs, which has since been retitled The Moguls, that caught my eye. This film has had its own hellish post-development track, well chronicled, but this was my first run-in with someone who’d seen it firsthand, in completed form. To wit, Schreiber’s review, redacted below:

“Perhaps
it is not surprising that the release of The Amateurs has been long in
the making. It is, after all, a sweet comedy about pornography and its premise
is enough to melt the synapses of your average filmgoer. To be honest, we in
America have a strong puritanical streak, despite the accessibility of adult
entertainment and its remunerative power.

It
is just that financial lure that guides loveable loser Andy Sargentee (Jeff
Bridges) to hit upon the idea of gathering a group of friends in the bucolic
town of Butterfield Faces to make a blue movie and cash in. Andy’s ex Thelma
(Jeanne Tripplehorn) bears his lack of money, discipline and goals, even when he
shows up to give their son a basketball, one that Andy pretends, unsuccessfully,
is signed by Michael Jordan.

Andy is
good-natured. But he just seems incapable of doing anything. He brings in on his
scheme his closeted gay friend Moose (Ted Danson), nerdy locals Barney
Macklehatton (Tim Blake Nelson) and Otis (William Fichtner), who claims he just
wants to watch, and thus, is made an executive producer. There’s lovelorn Helen Tatelbaum (Glenne Headley),
cinematographer Emmett (Patrick Fugit) and Some Idiot (Joe Pantoliano) who is
writing the script, such as it is. “Hollywood has a lot of people like me,” he
trumpets, “who are multi-gifted.”

The
wrong vernacular is the least of their troubles. Learning it is not enough to
simply get a group to pony up $2,000 apiece, Andy has to entice two girls
working at a fast food restaurant and then a few black guys who he assumes are
well-endowed. This reverse-racism results in a shockingly funny argument in a
café and The Amateurs, written and directed by Michael Traeger, certainly
has its charms in portraying the doltish production of a porn flick into goofy
fun, rather than a seamy indictment of society’s underbelly. Pantoliano is
hilarious in his conviction as a great screenwriter and artist and sad sack
Bridges is priceless when reading aloud narrative like, “Boris gives it to
Bianca in the butt as she defuses the bomb.”

The
film is not without its moments best left on a cutting room floor, including a
final product that looks a lot better than it would have, based on the group’s
ineptitude. Talented performers like Headley and Lauren Graham are
underutilized. And there’s a feel-good ending that pushes our acceptance of this
whole porno-as-empowerment premise. But Bridges, as always, is an actor who
provides not only believability but a cohesiveness. He struggles to put into
words his benevolence when he tells his collaborators, earnestly, touchingly, “I’ll give anything if someone can get some destiny from this.” And there is
something very desirable about wholesome, smalltown folks who refuse to see
anything wrong with filming sex in their local Softy Freeze.”

For more of Schreiber’s writing, check out his site, A Critical Moment, by clicking here.

Venus

Venus, a rich, bawdy and yet ultimately moving tale of an aging actor’s infatuation with an irascible friend’s much younger niece. It’s in essence a movie about life’s indignities, and how they visit
and prey upon both young and old, frequently in indiscriminate fashion.
Yet Venus never succumbs to mopey dramatic tropes, or indeed, even much melancholy; it’s spry, and a heck of a lot of fun. What you so strongly feel while watching the film — even if
you’re unfamiliar with the rest of O’Toole’s filmography, or him as a
personality — is the force and weight of a life lived with full-tilt
passion. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here. For a feature piece on the film, meanwhile, click here.

Children of Men



Alfonso Cuarón’s Children of Men is in the very loosest sense a science-fiction film, in that it takes place in the future, and is driven by a quandary both biological and scientific. Its bleak palettes, meanwhile, mark it as a dystopian drama. It’s also a political thriller, if a decidedly free-flowing and ramshackle one. Some of its action sequences, finally, rank among the year’s best, and certainly most flamboyantly staged.

After raking in just under $1 million during its limited Christmas holiday release, the film has enjoyed wide weekend frames of $10.1, $6.3 and $7.4 million — certainly nothing to sneeze at, but perhaps not quite the sort of breakout performance hoped for in the shadows of runaway family hit Night at the Museum and Will Smith’s The Pursuit of Happyness. The good news is that with something approaching critical consensus (the film currently has an aggregate score of 90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, compared to the 80 percent of this weekend’s number one advance ticket seller, the resurgent Dreamgirls), Children of Men has clearly lured a sizeable horde of filmgoers to the multiplexes. Once there, though, have they and will they be similarly wooed and moved by a movie that is a stylistic gem, but also one of deep thought, reflection and even denunciation? For the full, original review of the film, from FilmStew, click here. (Universal R, 109 minutes)

Alpha Dog

Justin Timberlake) and pliable women (Olivia Wilde). When strung-out acquaintance Jake (Ben Foster) welshes on a debt, Johnny impulsively snatches Jake’s younger stepbrother Zack (Anton Yelchin) to force his hand.

Cassavetes has attracted a notable ensemble cast and, in encouraging the enthusiastically unhinged performances of his often shirtless, tattooed actors, he does a good job of capturing the charged, hormonal aggressiveness of youth. The result is stylish, adrenaline-charged and quite insistent, qualities that initially serve it well in holding one’s attention. Still, the movie unfolds at only one pitch, and the heightened tone eventually reveals itself as more of a default position than a clever gambit. There’s no particular depth to the “pack of wolves” metaphor, no cautionary lessons to be gleaned — just broad, colorful strokes and a sugar rush of sweaty, nicely photographed delinquency. (Universal, R, 122 minutes)

Top Ten Films of 2006

film brings us some small measure of harmony. It gives
us commonality
. Whether hooting at Snakes on a Plane, checking our watches during Miami Vice, questioning M. Night Shyamalan’s none-too-subtle messianic impulses in Lady in the Water or laughing at (not with) a ridiculous horror movie like Pulse,
movies are one of our most cherished national avocations. Even if our
own opinions about films vary wildly (and they often do), there’s the
singular experience of a common cultural story, a value seemingly
ingrained in our DNA
. In shared darkness, we can achieve a collective
absorption.

The fact is that the simple act of watching with other
people as the larger-than-life unfolds before us reinforces our
collective dreams and makes them seem attainable, if only for a
fleeting afternoon or evening
. After settling the latest preposterous
squabble, driving the babysitter home or picking up take-out for one,
we may reenter the slipstream of our seemingly pedestrian lives, but we
carry with us trace elements of the belief that things can be
different. Last year was not a watershed year for populist filmmaking,
but there were still plenty of films to get excited about. For the full list and posting, from FilmStew, click here.

Dreamgirls

Dreamgirls’ appeal. It’s a dressed-up, showbiz-set, flamboyantly theatrical, macro-sized version of the same slings and arrows of occupational and personal indignity we all at some point suffer — the type of redemptive dream performance artists everywhere must have. Its embrace speaks to the fact that there’s a bit of a secret entertainer in all of us. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Freedom Writers

Freedom Writers is based on the true story of
Long Beach gangbanger teenagers who were encouraged to put their angst
to paper in the charged years following the 1992 Los Angeles riots.

Writer-director Richard LaGravenese leans heavily on the grooves of audience expectation
established by the estimable screen canon of insistent mentors butting heads with
cynical and otherwise hardened urban teens — movies like Stand and
Deliver
, Lean on Me, and, yes, 1995’s Dangerous Minds
. Still, a
critic’s heart isn’t automatically a hardened one, and on balance
there’s more good than bad here. For the full review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

Happily N’Ever After

It was Shrek, of course, that most colorfully laid low fairy-tale
conventions: now, into the valley between its highly lucrative sequels
steps the like-minded animated offering Happily N’Ever After, ostensibly a satirical
retelling of the Cinderella story. The two films share a producer, and
perhaps that’s why this colorful and clamorous but hardly inspired
effort seems predominantly made up of recycled concepts and jokes from
that franchise. Its story, a stop-and-start farrago of half-baked
ideas
, finds lowly servant Rick (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) wooing Ella (Sarah Michelle Gellar) away from a vapid Prince Charming and saving Fairy Tale Land from Ella’s wicked stepmother, Frieda (Sigourney Weaver). For the full review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.