Over at MSNBC, Alonso Duralde’s review of Shorts is now up, and basically in line with my thoughts; this is a silly, shiny thing, aimed unapologetically at 8-year-old kids.
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A Much Better Promotional Tie-In Than Bloody Mattresses
After doling out kick-ass promotional wristbands for its DVD releases of a couple party-hearty 1980s flicks, Anchor Bay sent out packets of antibacterial hand gel with copies of Sunshine Cleaning, starring Amy Adams and Emily Blunt as sisters who start their own crime scene clean-up business.
Apocalypse Watch: Lindsay Lohan Joins Crazy Machete Cast
Wait… so Lindsay Lohan has seriously joined the cast of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, the Grindhouse trailer turned actual apeshit-revenge flick, which already includes Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey, opposite star Danny Trejo? Faaaan-tastic. Someone call Don “The Dragon” Wilson, just to complete the ecstasy-fueled fever dream.
Adventureland
Fresh off helping deliver a hit with Superbad, writer-director Greg Mottola returns to the big screen with his first original script since his 1997 debut, The Daytrippers. Adventureland is rooted in autobiographical torture (Mottola worked at a Long Island amusement park while attending Columbia University), a fact that comes through in the winning construction of the movie’s idiosyncratic, slightly off-kilter tone. Even if he’s unable to wrangle the otherwise lovely and charming Kristen Stewart‘s eyes-askance lip-nibbling, or bring Jesse Eisenberg’s mannered tics fully under control, Mottola has a keen sense of detail, a deft touch with dialogue and smart taste in the casting of myriad supporting players, and these make for a mostly winning film.

It’s the summer of 1987, and James Brennan (Eisenberg, above left), an uptight comparative literature grad from Oberlin, can’t wait to embark on his dream tour of Europe with his best friend. But when his parents renege on the trip’s subsidization, James has little choice but to get a job, and spend his last summer before grad school at a seasonal amusement park operated by a loopy young married couple (Saturday Night Live‘s Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig).
Forget about German beer and reefer-infused philosophical discussions, museum wanderings and pliable French girls — James’ summer will now be defined by screaming kids high on cotton candy, soused patrons scheming to score giant stuffed pandas and an old elementary school acquaintance, Tommy Frigo (Matt Bush), who’s always running around trying to punch him in the balls. Lucky for James, he makes a quick friend in Joel Schiffman (Martin Starr), a droll, pipe-smoking game booth worker who helps initiate James into the absurd conventions and rituals of theme park life, and also gets off the movie’s best line, checking out the sway of a girl’s hips from afar: “Her ass is the platonic ideal — a higher truth. I’m telling you, I’ve had dreams about that diamond-shaped portal.”
James also finds an older mentor — and, more complicatedly, a potential romantic rival — in the park’s maintenance guy, Mike Connell (Ryan Reynolds), a local heartthrob due to the rumor that he once jammed with Lou Reed. And yes, James even inches closer to losing his virginity, discovering love — or at least highly concentrated lust — in the form of two co-workers, the captivating if slightly withdrawn Em Lewin (Stewart, above right) and dance-happy, carefree Lisa P (The Invisible‘s Margarita Levieva).
One of the more intriguing elements of the film — something hinted at and flirted with in the script, but never fully and explicitly embraced, especially by the actors — is the sense that it’s an exploration of Ms. Right Now vs. Ms. Right Right Now, if that makes sense. As appealing and largely engaging as it is on the surface, Adventureland could have struck an even deeper and more thrillingly subversive chord by tapping into the idea of one (smart) kid’s randy summer in heat — the notion of a young, sensitive guy’s quest to unburden himself of his virginity while still sealing the deal with someone who he can hold a conversation with after the fact.
The product of a warped home life with a recently deceased mother and an even more recently remarried dad, Em is a hot, vulnerable mess, which comes through in her serial acting out with Connell. Other than the fact that they both seem to be generationally restless, pointed toward New York City and of above-average intelligence, though, there’s little that realistically binds together James and Em. Even Mottola seems bored with their interactions, sticking them together and pulling them apart in a somewhat arbitrary fashion that gives the movie a fitful rhythm. These two don’t seem like a match made forever, basically. Unfortunately, Adventureland never wholly digs into that potentially provocative mutual-use premise, and Eisenberg’s Woody Allen-lite shtick isn’t hormonally charged enough to match James’ predicament. In the end, though, all this criticism is relative to what Adventureland gets right, which is a lot. With its easygoing, lived-in charms and nice supporting performances, certainly there’s a lot more good than not in the movie. It’d be an entirely suitable flick to lose your teen/twentysomething coming-of-age cherry to, in other words.
On DVD, the single-disc version of the film is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, and comes with motion-animated menus and a so-so slate of supplemental material. Kicking things off is a 16-minute making-of featurette in which producers Ted Hope and Anne Carey speak with effusive praise of Kennywood, the site of the production’s on-location shooting, and one of two amusement parks on the National Registry of Historic Places. Other cast and crew sit for interviews as well, and Starr, paired with Stewart, talks with a true wallflower’s painful lack of self-regard about feeling sorry for the actress who had to make out with him in the movie. There’s also a feature-length audio commentary track with Mottola and Eisenberg, and three deleted scenes , which spotlight drunken mother and angry grandfather park patrons, and showcase Wiig’s gift with deadpan delivery in such scene-capping dialogue tidbits as, “It’s Sunday — I don’t think the police are open.” Previews for Mike Judge’s forthcoming Extract and other movies round out the material. There’s also apparently a double-disc version of the movie available, on Blu-ray as well as regular DVD, so presumably the slate of bonus material on those is a bit more substantive. B+ (Movie) C+ (Disc)
Joe Klein on Why the Modern GOP Is Now a Party of Nihilists
In a personal and exceedingly well reasoned piece, Time‘s Joe Klein nails the prevailing cravenness, hypocrisy and nihilism of the modern GOP’s fact-free fight against health care reform, asserting, among other things, that the Republican party’s putative intellectuals — people like the Weekly Standard‘s William Kristol — are “prosaic tacticians who make precious few substantive arguments but oppose health care reform mostly because passage would help Barack Obama’s political prospects.” He also reminds readers that the same people who help stoke fears of an air-quote government takeover of health care previously tried to enforce a government takeover of Terri Schiavo’s end-of-life decisions, and that when Sarah Palin floated the “death panel” canard, the number of prominent Republicans who rose up to call her out could be counted on one hand.
Hollywood Kills
Not dissimilar from something like the terrible Live Feed, another sadistic, low-grade rip-off of Hostel and the Saw flicks, Hollywood Kills is an unartful, improbably plotted and dismally executed direct-to-DVD slasher programmer which mainly serves as quiet, leave-it-off-your-reel paycheck experience for all those involved, especially some special effects and gore peddlers.
Back-slapping Texas cousins James (Happy Mahaney) and Vaughn (Matthew Scollon) hit Los Angeles, ostensibly to visit Sarah (Angela DiMarco), the former’s sister. Especially Vaughn, though, has sex on his mind. So when Sarah’s leggy, would-be actress roommate Chantelle (Gillian Shure) appears, he’s dutifully smitten. After heading out for a night on the town, the four attractive young loafers cross paths with two Hollywood players (Zack Ward, Todd Duffy) who promise them entrance into a secret “power club.” Foolishly believing their dreams of stardom only a couple cocktails away, the quartet are in for a rude awakening when the club’s director, washed-up, quietly deranged movie producer Francis Fenway (Dominic Keating), casts them in his next brutal reality horror production.
Shot on digital video, Hollywood Kills doesn’t evidence much in the way of production value, but director Sven Pape is also far too eager to prove his directorial chops, indulging in frame-manipulation and an overload of other stylistic gimmicks in an effort to paper over the incongruities and implausibilities of Nicholas David Brandt’s screenplay. Some of the script’s pre-bloodletting banter is convincingly loose-limbed, and emblematic of geographical/cultural divides that a more self-assured movie would have tried to plumb a bit more for pre-slaying tension (“You want limes?” Sarah asks, grabbing a couple beers. “For what?” James responds, confused). But Hollywood Kills is all about the stalking and slashing, which means Jigsaw-type murders (a phone that shoots a nail from its receiver into the ear of the person who answers) and a pair of Japanese twins dressed up as schoolgirls, wandering around and filming the action. It’s never convincingly explained how and why someone like Fenway would turn to such extreme measures, the acting is completely scattershot (DiMarco and a smirking Ward more or less escape with some modicum of dignity, Shure does not) and the delivery of gore not really that compelling or interesting.
Presumably commercially packaged in a regular Amray case, Hollywood Kills is presented in16x9 widescreen, with a Dolby digital stereo audio track. Though not on the clam-shell-housed review copy with which we were serviced, the final release supposedly includes the movie’s trailer, EPK interviews, a photo gallery, a (CD-ROM?) copy of the script and close-captioned subtitles. For more information, click here. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, meanwhile, click here. D- (Movie) C- (Disc, speculatively)
What if Democrats Were More Like Republicans?
Commenced Filming of Third Twilight Film Explains Tingle in Legs of Teen Girls Nationwide
Summit Entertainment just announced via e-blast that they’ve today commenced photography on the third Twilight flick, the follow-up to New Moon, releasing November 20. David Slade (30 Days of Night, Hard Candy) directs; June 30, 2010 is the release date. Wait, are they really calling it The Twilight Saga: Eclipse? Wow… lame. I just hope the poster doesn’t go with some lame font/graphic choice that incorporates waxing/waning/eclipsed heavenly bodies… which, let’s be honest, it probably will. I mean, that’s a mortal lock, right?
The September Issue
Anna Wintour, the legendary editor-in-chief of Vogue for the past 20 years, sits at the center of this mostly engaging documentary, which details a production cycle of the magazine’s annual, trend-setting, behemoth autumnal issue, this one featuring Sienna Miller as its cover gal. The inspiration for Meryl Streep’s imperious character in The Devil Wears Prada, Wintour is the most powerful and polarizing figure in fashion; her whims can make or break a new designer or an emergent trend.

So does director R.J. Cutler’s The September Issue melt the facade of its icy subject? Yes and no. There’s a moment of human frailty in an admission that her siblings are “amused” by what she does, and the film opens with a knowing rebuttal of those that look down on fashion, but there’s little sense of stark definition of the guiding principles that inform Wintour’s dictatorial snap-judgments. This means that for those for whom fashion is a tertiary consideration at best, Wintour remains distant and unknowable — just another snooty, smart-talking boss above any rational dissection or accountability.
The superb 1993 political documentary that Cutler produced, The War Room, made the frenetic particulars of a campaign for the presidency seem invigorating and relatable on a personal level, and The September Issue similarly locates a humanistic pulse. While nicely complemented with interviews, Cutler’s fly-on-the-wall observational tack smartly trusts viewers to track small non-verbal details, and he’s rewarded with the sort of carping and back-biting that almost any employee will recognize in their own corporate culture.
The film’s main drama is wrapped up in the two-decade relationship between “frenemies” Wintour (above center) and Grace Coddington, Vogue‘s creative director. It’s a case of the pretty and pedigreed versus a life tragically altered: Coddington’s often seemingly low-held ground in various arguments isn’t made easier by her frazzled, slightly frumpy demeanor, or the fact that she’s scarred by an auto accident that’s left her vaguely resembling a sister of Eric Stoltz’s character from Mask. It’s this contrast that helps the film succeed as a portrait of teeth-grinding workplace friction, though. An audience feels Coddington’s angst, even if they don’t know Manolo Blahniks from Sketchers. (Roadside Attractions, 88 minutes, unrated)
Last Extinction
What killed the mighty woolly mammoths? Near the end of the last Ice Age 13,000 years
ago, these enormous beasts disappeared from North America together with
some 35 other groups of mammals, including giant ground sloths,
saber-tooth cats and American lions. Armchair anthropologists can now satisfy their appetite for answers — or at least compelling theories — with Last Extinction, an hour-long Nova special that meticulously advances some possible scenarios for their collective demise.
For four decades, debate has raged over the cause of mammoths’ abrupt demise. Offering up an in-depth investigation of a bold, semi-new hypothesis, Last Extinction suggests that a massive impact from outer space could be the culprit. According to the theory, an incoming comet broke up over North America in a devestating series of explosions, causing widespread forest fires and eradicating plants, animals and prehistoric people. The evidence comes from a mysterious “black mat” layer discovered at more than 50 geological sites across the world. This archeological layer contains exotic materials — including rare microscopic “nanodiamonds” — that many claim to be the signature of an extraterrestrial impact. But some scholars question the evidence and argue that ancient hunters armed with a lethal stone weapon, the Clovis spear point, drove the giant beasts into oblivion. Still others, meanwhile, believe the unstable climate at the end of the Ice Age* was responsible.
The staid skeleton/tusk cover doesn’t do the best job of selling this title, but Last Extinction is actually an interesting and engrossing title, one of those “edu-tainment” that explores scientific fact with plenty of talking-head authority, but also interjects enough young adult-level animation and entertains wild speculation to keep distracted minds hooked on the mystery element at play. Is it definitive in its conclusions? No, not by any means. But it lays all the facts out there, and lets experts in the field — and, by extension, viewers — chew them over, and decide what seems most likely.
Housed in a regular Amaray case, Last Extinction comes presented in widescreen enhanced for 16×9 televisions, with an English language stereo track. Honoring the DVD format circa 1997, scene selection is a touted special feature; the only other bonus tidbits are a few links pointing viewers to Nova’s web site and some printable material for educators. To purchase the DVD via PBS, click here. B (Movie) C (Disc)
* note: not the animated film series
Spread
The new Ashton Kutcher-as-gigolo flick Spread, its title evoking images of splayed-open legs, wants to be taken seriously. If the actor-ly, urban cowboy growl that Kutcher affects didn’t clue you in, the movie itself lets you know this over and over with its forced narrative parallelism, its aping of iconic shots from The Graduate and its copious, pelvis-grinding nudity which, you know, is totally a sign of how modern and gritty and real and deep it is. Yes, it’s another sins-of-grind-you-down-Hollywood morality tale, except one in which director David Mackenzie (Mister Foe) and writer Jason Hall do little to advance a narrative that connects on more than a shimmery, physical level.

Kutcher plays Nikki, a twentysomething loafer who trades on his looks and has an aversion to all things untrimmed from seeing his mom’s giant mound of pubic hair as a kid. Nikki uses his prowling charisma and easygoing charm to get beautiful (and hopefully older, well-to-do) women to buy him things. He has a friend, Harry (Sebastian Stan), who stores his stuff for him, but Nikki otherwise lives like Nick Stahl’s character in Terminator: Rise of the Machines (“off the grid,” except for a cell phone, naturally), without an apartment or car, doling out sexual favors for ladies and depending on them to land couches and beds for the evening, and beyond.
After some requisite Hollywood-is-hell voiceover, Spread immediately throws together Nikki and Samantha (Anne Heche), a stunning, middle-aged lawyer with a great house offering stunning views of the Hollywood Hills. Some club-set smooth-talk wins him an evening at her place, which he quickly parlays into a credit card for some stay-in breakfast, shopping trips and a new pad. Nikki can’t stand too much of a good thing, though — continued dalliances with an ex-girlfriend, Emily (Rachel Blanchard), also speak to that, until she wises up — so when he meets waitress Heather (The Invisible‘s Margarita Levieva), Nikki tries to add her to his list of conquests, only to find out that she’s a gender-flipped, mirror image version of him. After catching him cheating, Samantha throws him out, so Nikki begins anew his chase of Heather. But will their similarities unite them, or doom any chance at a relationship?
In certain ways, Spread feels like the adaptation of some lost Bret Easton Ellis novel, before he got into drugs and wild, satiric hyperbole, crossed, perhaps, with a story-strand from The Real World. The film nominally succeeds in sketching out the on-the-grift underbelly of the City of Angels, but its young characters don’t ring true beyond two-dimensional kids looking for hot hook-ups, because we never see any other manifested ambition, artistic or otherwise. What brought them to Los Angeles, and are they really trying to make it as actors and actresses, writers or musicians? How are their sacrifices in body, dignity or time feeding and fueling their pursuits — or are they only pushing them further away? (We know the answer to this, of course, but, damningly, it’s not because the movie shows us.) Spread is a flesh-peddling fantasy, nothing more, nothing less.
Some of the gigolo detail here is at least passably intriguing — Nikki’s explication of creating relationship equity through a points system, for instance. But director Mackenzie is no Larry Clark, and all of the player-gets-played stuff that Hall and Mackenzie want to explore simply doesn’t play at all, either emotionally or just logically. Nikki and Heather are uninteresting characters individually, and doubly so when stuck together. It doesn’t help, either, that the movie expends much energy telling us what Nikki thinks of his surroundings and situation in general, but not Heather specifically. The sizzle that pays for all this dawdling, faux-philosophical voiceover comes in the form of much interstitial fucking, and nudity. Before the screening I attended began, I jokingly asked a colleague what the over/under was on Kutcher shirtlessness… 17 minutes? How close I was; perhaps I should investigate a second career as a Vegas oddsmaker.
Wearing skimpy bikinis and often a lot less, Heche goes to great lengths to napalm any lingering memories of her time spent with Ellen DeGeneres, and probably comes out of the movie in the best light, because she at least sketches a believable, fully embodied “cougar” — a successful career woman more than happy to open her home and wallet, but one also capable of rapaciousness. The script requires her character to do some stupid things, but she makes you at least feel the sting of her pain.
As for Kutcher, meanwhile, one could certainly make the argument that Nikki, since he depends on the largesse of women for his survival, is completely, and always, playing a character himself — hence the accent, hipster suspenders and what not. But the script never digs into the character deeply enough to make that assertion fly. Consequently, Kutcher’s performance feels like a breezy, not particularly well thought out thing — like he’s just trading, loosely and lazily, on a glad-handing, amiable image and public knowledge of the fact that he’s married to an older woman. Spread thin, there are no new insights here. (Anchor Bay, 98 minutes, R)
Just Say What You Really Mean, GOP Scare-Mongers…
Filling in for Chris Matthews on Hardball on Friday, Lawrence O’Donnell put the screws to Representative John Culberson (R-Texas, below) about the gaping chasm of hypocrisy between the scare-mongering language of those that decry any competitive health care public option as a dreaded encroachment of socialism and the fact that, you know, they don’t want to let an ill word slip their lips (let alone touch benefits!) regarding Social Security or Medicare, unless it’s about government waste, and thus fits in with their incompetent-government meme. Dogged but not smart enough to see the big picture, Culberson takes the bait, describes angry town hall participant Katy Abram as his hero, Medicare as a “very successful but wasteful program,” and then says that he would have voted for Social Security in 1935 and “probably” would have voted for Medicare in 1965.
O’Donnell’s response: “You lie to America about the evils of government-run health care because you people — not one of you liars about government health care — is willing to repeal Medicare, to stand up and be consistent… and say, ‘I hate government health care, and am against it, so I want to repeal Medicare.’ That is a lie that you perpetrate every day.”
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Look, if this were a movie, people like Katy Abram would be easily identified as the anxious, manipulatable, under-educated rubes, and those that stoke their sludgy, intellectually unreasoned fears would be the more morally culpable and reprehensible antagonists of the piece. But why is it too impolite to suggest that in real life? I’m really not saying all these people are racists, or unable to articulate their swallowed fear of a black president (though there’s some of that); I’m just saying that, apart from Dick Armey, I don’t know that I’ve met/heard one of these Obama-is-a-socialist gong-bangers who also wants to get rid of their own Social Security or Medicare, impending or otherwise. There’s no principled consistency, see. They’re not smart. Yes, that’s what I’m saying.
Davis Guggenheim Might Get Loud, But Won’t Play Guitar Hero
For his first long-form return to the documentary format since the Oscar-winning An Inconvenient Truth, Davis Guggenheim cranked his amp to 11 and convened a real-life guitar hero summit. It Might Get Loud brings together Jimmy Page, Jack White and the Edge, letting the ax men tell stories of their bands, songs and upbringings. I met up with Guggenheim last month at the Beverly Hills Hotel to talk about his film, the beautiful mystery of music, and the perils of the Guitar Hero franchise, and how it’s seemingly weirdly commodified the creative/expressive experience for a generation of kids. For the Q&A, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.
Broadway Version of Spider-Man is No More, For Now
It looks like the Julie Taymor-helmed Broadway presentation of Spider-Man, at least as currently configured, is dead. According to the New York Post, and other outlets, actors have been released from their contracts and Evan Rachel Wood is scrambling for movie work after huge cost overruns doomed the production. There’s an inexperienced producer that’s being hit with most of the blame, and maybe that’s the sum total of the truth, but it again makes one wonder — in these times especially, where are the regulatory controls, and oversight?
Bart Got a Room
Jew ‘fros of various size and stature are in full effect, and “Hava Nagila” is trotted out, along with an assortment of other musical cues, but the specificity of setting can’t help save let alone elevate Bart Got a Room, a thinly sketched air-quote comedy about a high school kid trying to figure out who he should ask to prom.

Written and directed by Brian Hecker, Bart Got a Room centers on Danny Stein (Steven Kaplan, above center), a Florida high school senior who’s laid out $600 on prom tickets and accouterments, but doesn’t yet have a date. With a couple months to go before the event, his good friend since early childhood, Camille (Arrested Development‘s Alia Shawkat), is a possibility, but Danny is torn as to whether to submit to her or make a more amorous play on someone else. Though they’re amiable and plugged into his life, his divorced parents still aren’t much help. Danny’s father, Ernie (William H. Macy, above left), is near broke, and kind of hapless; his practical-minded mother, Beth (Cheryl Hines, above right), is attracted to the financial stability of her boyfriend Bob (Jon Polito), who might soon be proposing. Much wheel-spinning ensues, on all fronts.
“It’s not natural,” Danny says at one point, when asked for dating advice by his dad. “I’ve got my own crisis here.” He might as well be talking about the entire movie, though, for there’s little here that evidences a natural heartbeat. Though he’s nominally presented as a slow-peddler, Danny gets a card from Camille paving the way for them to go to prom together… so he immediately hops on his bike and heads over to her house for dinner? He’s not freaked out by this relative act of aggression on her part, and doesn’t want to avoid having the conversation, as he already has been for weeks, if not months? OK, whatever. Once there, though, and after he balks at Camille’s offer, Danny then submits to a mild scolding from her mother, something no high school guy, no matter how polite or ineffectual, would endure.
Hecker’s movie is oddly de-sexualized, too, given its title. For all the focus on “getting a room,” there’s precious little talk — at least from the high schoolers themselves — about doing the deed, and that’s certainly not presented as at the heart of Danny’s hesitation at going with Camille. So what’s Danny’s deal? He likes Alice (Ashley Benson), the sophomore cheerleader whom he drives to school, and who changes outfits in his car, but the movie stupidly tells us that he’s misread all her signals/intentions, including suggestively licking an ice cream cone right after she would have turned down his prom invitation. This points to an overarching problem with Hecker’s work — the gulf between what it says and what characters in it purport that others are saying. The two rarely align.
Then there’s the manner in which the story unfolds. Danny’s interactions with his supposed best friend, Craig (Brandon Hardesty), are all limited to a single poolside location, since Craig is heavily into tanning in preparation for prom, yet this underscores another one of the movie’s big problems — namely, its limited scope and affinity for using the same set-ups over and over. In fact, from these wrongheaded interactions and stagings all the way down to interstitial bits (“Free condoms with tuxedo rental” reads a store sign, something that likely wouldn’t fly in most liberal communities, let alone a Florida retirement town) and the fact that Danny and Camille’s will-they-or-won’t-they dance plays out until literally the hour leading up to prom, Bart Got a Room is an uninterrupted string of false moments, and an underdeveloped one at that. Sans opening and closing credits, the movie barely crosses the 70-minute mark. Leave this sloppy, half-baked piece of would-be nostalgia alone; no matter traumatic your own prom, a trip down memory lane with it is time better spent.
Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case with a carved-out spindle receptacle that uses less plastic than normal cases, Bart Got a Room comes with an accompanying cardboard slipcover, and is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with a Dolby 5.1 surround sound audio track and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. Apart from the movie’s theatrical trailer, and previews for Sex and Death 101, Kim Basinger’s While She Was Out and three other Anchor Bay home video titles, the only supplemental feature is a VH-1-style pop-up trivia track, which plays over the feature and provides anecdotal tidbits about the production and cast. Among the nuggets of information gleaned: the movie was shot in Hollywood, Florida, Hecker’s hometown; Danny’s car was secured by placing solicitations under the windshields of local clunkers; Hines’ first car was a Dodge Dart Swinger; and Hecker expressly forbade any girls from the opening shot of the band in the movie, not wanting the audience to think that there might be any romantic prospects lurking there for Danny. Like the film itself, this release is attractively packaged, but thin on insight and content. Nevertheless, to purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here; to purchase the DVD via Half, meanwhile, click here. D+ (Movie) D+ (Disc)
The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee Gets a New Poster
The new poster for The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, releasing October 23 through Screen Media and starring Robin Wright Penn, Blake Lively, Winona Ryder and others, is out, and I’ll just come out and say it — it’s a far too-cluttered thing.

The flame-edged center is interesting, but its pop is lost in the form of the shadow, and Penn’s armpit cleavage conjures up thoughts of butt crack where it’s placed. And without the other faces flush right, the entire thing feels like it’s going to just tip over. Over reduce that huge credit text, and drop a horizontal crawl box or something.
David Knell Solicits Spring Break Questions
Spurred on by the fab terrycloth promotional wristbands, and the lack of supplemental extras on Anchor Bay’s forthcoming DVD release of the 1983 movie, Spring Break star David Knell has solicited your questions for a special bootleg audio commentary track he’s recording with Perry Lang. Hit him up via his web site, but act quickly… he records tomorrow.
Wednesday Night Choices, Thrills
Took in District 9 last night, over World’s Greatest Dad, and I think the right choice was made. Though Sony’s pre-screening bagging-and-tagging of all cell phones (inclusive of ones without camera functionality, like mine), was a niggling strike against them, as was the security wander who almost grabbed my package. I don’t remember that being listed as part of the e-invite…
Viral FringeNYC Bow Lurks on Weekend Horizon
For those on the East Coast, Mac Rogers’ Viral bows this Saturday, August 15, at the New York International Fringe Festival, aka FringeNYC; there are also performances on Sunday, August 16; Wednesday, August 19; Sunday, August 23; and Wednesday, August 26. For tickets and more information, click here, or here.
Shorts

A colorful, noisy, slapstick romp very loosely in the mold of his imaginative, hugely commercially successful Spy Kids franchise, multi-hyphenate Robert Rodriguez’s Shorts robustly embodies an age-old principle familiar to many parents: that a certain slice of adolescent entertainment is primarily about an all-out assault on the senses. A chopped-up and shuffled selection of a half dozen episodic stories built around the havoc created by a magical wishing rock, the movie connects best when taken as a sort of a love-action cartoon, an exercise in kiddie wish fulfillment. This means, yes, a lazy, poorly edited ending that doesn’t make a lot of sense, but also crocodiles walking upright, giant dung beetles and a rampaging Booger Monster. For the full original review, from Screen International, click here.
Cheri Oteri Wants To Be Your Life Coach
Ever wonder what ex-Saturday Night Liver Cheri Oteri is up to, other than a surprising recent turn in Jennifer Lynch’s Surveillance? I stumbled across the answer in the form of a bizarre infomercial-type thing that popped up during a film I recently grabbed via TiVo off of AMC. Unanchored to any other information, it touted a web site for a character Oteri plays, a perky life coach named Liza who spouts vaguely empowering self-help lines (“Turn what ifs into why nots!”) underneath an encouraging, slightly deranged smile. Turns out there’s a whole series of shorts centered around Oteri’s Liza; they run on Mondays during AMC’s prime-time movie, and the full sessions are of course available online.
Breaking the Bank
Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis might have been late to the financial meltdown party, but he has such a hugely unforgiving countenance, and looks so stereotypically like the face of the establishment, or “the man.” So it’s no great surprise, really, that he graces the DVD cover of Breaking the Bank, an hour-long Frontline special that delves into wonderful financial meltdown of the past two years.
The bets were hugely risky — billions of dollars on the booming housing market, insuring increasingly risky loans and credit swaps amongst other institutions. In the good times, these super-banks reaped billions of dollars in profits, and gobbled up competitors. Then the bottom dropped out and massive losses on Wall Street nearly broke the banks, leaving many teetering on the brink of failure. As the federal government contemplates what could still become a massive nationalization of the industry — and crazy FOX News viewers somehow hit reset on their meager mental counters, and affix the entire blame of the meltdown on President Obama rather than his predecessor or anyone else in either the government or the private sector — this solidly informative docu-overview from writer-director Michael Kirk (Inside the Meltdown) and reporter Jim Gilmore provides a breakdown of the complicated financial and political web that ensnared greedy and/or system-gaming, out-of-control lenders, using Bank of America as its prime example. The only glaring demerit? Failing to adequately address issues of voted-down oversight regulations that would have stemmed the disaster.
Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Breaking the Bank is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, with an English language 5.1 stereo audio track that more than adequately handles the meager aural demands of this title. There are no supplemental materials, but if you want to freak out your kids — or perhaps explain the cardboard city they’re living in 30 years hence — buy this DVD and stick it in a time capsule for them. To purchase the disc, click here. B (Movie) C (Disc)
Dark Night of the Soul Still Beckons, But Not For Long
Those in the Los Angeles area owe it to themselves to get down to the Michael Kohn Gallery by this Saturday, August 15. That’s when Dark Night of the Soul, an installed exhibition of the label-blocked musical collaboration between Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse, with accompanying “visual interpretations” (that would be photos) from filmmaker David Lynch, closes. It’s pretty cool, and doesn’t take too long to cycle through.
It Might Get Loud
Forget the videogame — it’s a real-life version of Guitar Hero when Jimmy Page, the Edge and Jack White get together for the music documentary It Might Get Loud, an exploration of the electric guitar that spans, roughly, three different musical generations, and encompasses all sorts of different modes of expression. Director Davis Guggenheim’s follow-up to the Oscar-winning An Inconvenient Truth, the film works as a sort of three-for-one biography, with just a handful of glancing, macro-analytical insights scattered and tossed in for good measure.

Guggenheim structures his film in discrete narrative strands, but doesn’t waste time with talking heads trying to frame or debate the importance of his subjects’ bands, or respective places in music history. In fact, even bandmates or other intimates don’t win any screen time; the only interviewees are the three men themselves, which helps give It Might Get Loud a well-groomed intimacy.
Page, of Led Zeppelin and the Yardbirds, has probably the deepest reservoir of stories, and therefore the most fascinating back story, having started out as a session guitarist who laid down licks for commercial jingles on the side. For all the shit The Edge, of U2, takes for his zen-guitarist persona, it’s White — of the White Stripes, the Raconteurs and whatever new side project he’s put together this week — who is the most interested and invested in artificial persona. He drafts a miniaturized version of himself for the movie’s biographical segment, and stages scenes where he teaches this younger “him” how to play the blues, and even kick down a piano stool for added effect. He also cops to the arthouse conceit of the White Stripes, and the fact that the costuming was all misdirection and window-dressing, all so that they (or he, really, since bandmate Meg White comes across as doing little more than what Jack tells her) could play earthy blues and folk music without facing a harsh, skeptical vox populi.
As I mentioned previously on the site, the movie is in sum never less than in-the-moment engaging, even if
there’s a lingering feeling that the roundtable
gathering that forms its spine — what Guggenheim called “The Summit,” and less a Charlie Rose-style chat than a meandering exploration of a couple of the gentleman’s big tunes, and adolescent breakthroughs — could perhaps have used a bit more
prodding or structure, to get at the marrow of exactly why and how sometimes even (or even especially) trite musical expressions achieve significant emotional lift-off. I know… it’s like dancing about architecture, this, especially since the movie quietly serves up contradictions (White talks about technology being “a big destroyer of emotion and truth,” even as he mounts a microphone into the carved-out body of a guitar, allowing for greater feedback and distortion) in a fashion that underscores how a lot of music, and indeed maybe art in general, is about learning and knowing the rules, and then consciously breaking or tearing them down.
There are some great song stories along the way, whether it’s Page recounting the drum set-up for “When the Levee Breaks” or the Edge stumbling across an early cassette recording of some “Where the Streets Have No Name” noodling, with Bono calling out time shifts in the background. What most pokes through, though, is the sheer joy attached to creative expression. “There was a thrill in doing, even if we were doing it badly,” says the Edge. Later, White (resembling a ghostly, slightly pudgy Johnny Depp) talks about the aggressive quality of music, and seemingly channels the spirit of a bullied-too-long sensitive soul who’s finally screwed his courage to the sticking place, saying, “It’s our chance to push you down now.” It’s a reminder that music matters so much because it has the capacity to make us feel other than what we perhaps are, and feelings so often can and do trump cold rationality. For the film’s trailer, click here. (Sony Pictures Classics, 97 minutes, PG)
Uma Thurman Brings Soupçon of Grace to Motherhood
The trailer for Motherhood (Freestyle Releasing, October 16), starring Uma Thurman as a harried New York City mom of two prepping for her daughter’s sixth birthday party, is now online, and it pretty much delivers, in beat-by-beat fashion, everything you’d expect based on the above logline: playground quibbles, rumpled clothing, appropriately distracted line readings. Minnie Driver is the best friend; Anthony Edwards is the husband whose impassioned, sensitive-guy speech of reconnection/reconciliation is given away about three-fifths of the way through the trailer.

It was perhaps inevitable that Thurman would end up in something like this, which might slot nicely alongside One Fine Day as a modern-mom DVD double feature, if only there were the time for such a thing. Thurman’s timing is so completely crackerjack that she’s a natural fit for studio genre product, but I still feel like her best work is a bit off the beaten path, in stuff with more complicated motivations and less cleanly delineated emotional mooring. Those striking eyes help her capture and convey the oblique in a way that a lot of actors and actresses simply cannot. Prime was halfway an attempt at something at once poppy and scruffy, with some real-world edges if not really grit, but it didn’t really work. Still, there
Selling only one thing, and to one audience, the poster is a garish thing seemingly straight out of the 1980s… actually, I take that back. It’s effectively, attractively streamlined. The background color (reading, quite literally, caution) is what makes it feel like a home video box. But the 1980s version would have a lot more clutter — bottles, baby strollers and the like, plus something in her hair.
Thurman elicits sympathy and smiles, and the trailer evidences a pinch of wit in some of its dialogue, but the movie seems saddled with by-the-numbers direction through and through. What makes one most wince, of course, are the squealing bus tires used to cover up the intimation of profanity (a tired trailer foley trick that should be permanently retired, unless used ironically) and, to perhaps an only slightly lesser extent, the obligatory dancing-in-the-kitchen scene, which probably pegs the moment that Thurman’s character recaptures her chi, or groove, or creativity or whatever the movie is calling it. I again wonder, though: since The Big Chill, has anyone over 14 ever danced unselfconsciously about their home with another person?
