Wait… so Lindsay Lohan has seriously joined the cast of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, the Grindhouse trailer turned actual apeshit-revenge flick, which already includes Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey, opposite star Danny Trejo? Faaaan-tastic. Someone call Don “The Dragon” Wilson, just to complete the ecstasy-fueled fever dream.