Daily Archives: June 12, 2013

Dances With Films: Steve Chong Finds Out That Suicide Is a Bad Idea

A recent world premiere at the 16th annual Dances With Films, the evocatively titled micro-budget indie film Steve Chong Finds Out That Suicide Is a Bad Idea tries to put a bearded, decidedly fraternal spin on the whole Return of the Secaucus 7 sub-genre, wherein young adults gather and grapple with changes in life and their relationships. If there’s a certain easygoing charm to the movie, there’s also a lack of forward-leaning momentum or insight to make these characters stick to the psyche.

Scripted by Owen Hornstein, from a story concocted by his other three male costars and director Charlie LaBoy, Steve Chong breezes along nicely, a kind of down-tempo riff on The Hangover, in which guys get together, imbibe alcohol and give each other some shit. (Fear not, neither tigers nor Mike Tyson make an appearance. Sadly, neither does Heather Graham.) Big-punchline jokes aren’t really on the agenda here, but rather comedy of awkwardness and humiliation rooted in grudges over an old love triangle and the like.

Unfortunately, while the title holds true in the literal sense, Steve (Stanley Wong, also an editor on the project) is mostly a cipher, and interesting details regarding the other characters remain half-sketched. Most frustratingly, though, the film doesn’t really try to tap deep into Steve’s pathological shyness, or any of the cultural considerations that may inform it. So is it a comedy, or a drama? It’s sort of both, really, but without much punch or bite in either direction. Lacking much in the way of dynamism, the movie merely bobs along — pleasantly, for the most part, but in ultimately forgettable fashion. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. (Steve Chong The Movie LLC, unrated, 81 minutes)

Randy Orton Talks WWE, Film Debut, Tattoos and More


Perhaps it’s only natural, given their often larger-than-life personas, but professional wrestlers have been among the biggest beneficiaries of modern-day “branding” and branching out in the entertainment world. Among the latest WWE figures to test the acting waters is nine-time world champion Randy Orton, who takes his first crack at a starring role in 12 Rounds 2: Reloaded, a discretely plotted sequel/spin-off to 2009’s 12 Rounds, starring John Cena. In the movie, Orton plays Nick Malloy, an emergency medical technician who finds himself locked in a Saw-like game of cat-and-mouse with a vigilante tied to his past. Recently, I had a chance to talk to Orton one-on-one, about acting outside versus inside the ring, his wrestling family roots, and his tattoos, among other things. The conversation is excerpted over at ShockYa, so click here for the read.