With yesterday’s news of the delay, until February, 2009, of Bryan Singer’s Valkyrie, starring Tom Cruise and Kenneth Branagh, FilmStew has up a nice piece tying it to another hot story — that of an online petition aimed at gathering one million signatures to ban forevermore from the film industry that most enthusiastic German mangler of celluloid, Uwe Boll. The twist is that FilmStew has now launched their own, new, tongue-in-cheek petition… the aim of which is to get United Artists to hand the reins of Valkyrie over to Boll. One can dream, certainly…