Daily Archives: March 29, 2008

Tripping the Rift

Tripping the Rift, the irreverent Sci-Fi Channel show known for its wild, cutting-edge CGI animation and lusty sense of humor, gets a bawdy, full-length treatment in this unrated feature film.

A sort of intergalactic South Park with a hearty helping of questing spirit, Tripping the Rift tells the saga of a bunch of derelict mutant misfits who live, work and play on the starship Jupiter 42, controlled by a neurotic A.I. being known as Spaceship Bob. Bob’s neuroses are kept in check by the fat, verbally abusive pilot T’nuk (Gayle Garfinkle, offering up a wan David Hyde Pierce impression), while the ship’s inner workings are tended to by robot Gus (voiced by Maurice LaMarche, of Pinky and the Brain), the melancholic chief engineer. No one’s really sure what job is performed by teen slacker Whip (voiced by Rick Jones), but everyone has a definite idea of the specialties of sexy android Six of Nine (voiced by Jenny McCarthy) — she’s the buxom, custom-crafted love slave of Captain Chode (voiced by Stephen Root, of Office Space), a snide, walking purple blob of rancor who hates his crew and feeds off their returned carping disrespect. As Chode and his crew work on their latest money-making scheme in the space princess protection racket (something at which they’re not necessarily very skilled), a cyborg killing machine known as the Exterminator is sent back in time by their nemesis, Bobo, to eliminate them all.

Desperate Housewives, Star Wars and the Terminator series all get tweaked here, and oral sex jokes abound, with plenty of Georgia O’Keefe imagery also trotted out to visually hammer home the point. All the characters here are pretty much your standard two-dimensional types, which cuts both ways: it made the movie very easy to pick up for someone like me, unfamiliar with the series, but it also means that an awful lot of the scenes are pretty rigidly defined in terms of what they offer comedically. The highbrow-meets-lowbrow art design of the project, though, is at times intriguing — Tim Burton-esque black-and-white animation rubbing brusquely up against garishly colorful, far less angular creations.

Housed in a regular Amray case with a cardboard slipcover, Tripping the Rift is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, with English language Dolby digital 5.1 and Dolby surround 2.0 audio tracks. A seven-minute making-of featurette includes interview snippets with the show’s voice cast and creators, and gives a nice overview of the series’ inception and coarse raison d’etre. To purchase the movie via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) C+ (Disc)

The Hammer

International Film Circuit, the independent distributor of Adam Carolla’s new and loosely autobiographical movie The Hammer, must be breathing a big sigh of relief in the wake of the acid-tongued radioman’s continued presence on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Carolla’s survival of the first round, two-week vote-off, after all, seems integral to any modestly-scaled success The Hammer
might experience
, given that it means millions of viewers will still
have a chance to see and enjoy him during the very weeks that his film
expands nationally.

Taking a story credit but ceding the screenplay work to The Man Show
writer Kevin Hench, Carolla stars as Jerry Ferro, a 40-year-old, once-promising
amateur boxer who’s been knocking around from one construction job to
another, his last connection to the fight game being the evening boxing class he teaches at a Pasadena Bodies in
Motion
. Impressed with his sparring and take-down of his client, a
legendary coach floats the notion of Jerry training for a shot at the
Olympic trials, thinking that way he’ll save on having to actually pay
him. With his friend Ozzie (Oswaldo Castillo), Jerry begins an unlikely
quest, and also strikes up a burgeoning relationship with one of his
workout clients, public defender Lindsay Pratt (Heather Juergensen,
above right, also Hench’s husband), along the way.

Shot two summers ago in Sherman Oaks,
Burbank and Van Nuys, and featuring many of the old haunts that Carolla
toiled in and around, The Hammer tries to milk its threadbare production value for all it’s worth. The movie is rather poorly directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld (Kissing Jessica Stein), and the romantic stuff plays awkwardly. In some ways, it’s fair to say the movie succeeds in spite of itself.
But its affection for the blue-collar working class is so deeply and honestly felt, and Carolla, while not a natural actor in any sense of the word, is a pleasantly tart screen companion. He’s a
guy for whom you root, because while he takes it on the chin and tries
to change things, he’s also a hardcore realist aware of his own
strengths and limitations.

“Success isn’t a big part of my DNA,” says
Jerry, who at one point takes a fellow boxer’s salty put-down of him
being middle-class and deftly twists it into a sarcastic comeback. “I’m
having trouble focusing on what else you said, because that may be the
biggest compliment anyone has ever paid me.” Now a millionaire several
times over in real life, Carolla has the means to distance himself from the
socioeconomic traumas of his roots — to buy his way up, in essence
.
Instead, he surrounds himself with folks like Castillo, a Nicaraguan
immigrant he met on a construction gig in 1989. That sincerity and
loyalty makes Carolla real, and very relatable. The quick-jab wit,
meanwhile, has made him wealthy. For more on Carolla, and the full review of the movie, from FilmStew, click here.

Jesus Only Halfway Up the First Base Line…

The web site for Bloodline, Bruce Burgess’ documentary investigation about the controversial assertion that Jesus married Mary Magdalene, who subsequently fled to southern France with their child, has gone live, and it looks to be a pretty slick and smart affair, with talk of how it will peddle out “insider tips” and other info leading up to the movie’s May theatrical release. Expect the crazies to start coming out of the woodwork in about two weeks, I’d say.

The movie’s stained-glass poster, meanwhile, is a
simple, straightforward and… classy? No, that’s not the right word. Effective, let’s say that. It’s an effective and evocative selling of its controversial subject matter… even if Jesus isn’t really halfway up the line to first base. You want real shitstorm-style controversy, show him heading hard for second. The only strikes? I know you want to sell that it’s a theatrical release, but that can be done with a smaller type size on a solid black background. Oh, and the font on the bottom is all wrong — too straight-to-video. For more information, click here.

Man: At the Roundhouse 1976

Welsh rockers Man had some success in the late 1960s and early ’70s, turning out noodling rock jams. By 1976, though, Mickey Jones was the only founding member of the group left. He was joined by guitarist Deke Leonard (then on his third stint with the band), drummer Terry Williams, bassist John McKenzie and keyboardist Phil Ryan. Despite a couple years together with this roster, they all decided to part ways, and put together a farewell tour (nevermind that they would reform in 1983, actually) which culminated with a trio of shows in December of 1976, at the Roundhouse in Chalk Farm.

Unfortunately for Man fans, this newly released concert disc, running 52 minutes in total, doesn’t offer up the full set, but rather just six tunes from the band’s relative heyday — “Let the Good Times Roll,” “7171-551,” “Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You,” “C’Mon,” “Born with a Future” and “Bananas.” On the plus side, there is plenty of interview footage interspersed between the musical numbers. Draining pints together, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of drama or acrimony to the split; McKenzie just says there’s been “spilt milk,” and everyone is interested in pursuing different musical avenues. (In a moment of somewhat unintentional amusement, Ryan says that he wants to be in a band with three female singers.) Manager Barrie Marshall and road manager David Hall also pop up talking about their work with the band; the former seems kind of drained, like he’s watching the promise of a mortgage payment go up in smoke. Finally, there’s also a bit of rehearsal and backstage footage, with Jones stretching and warming up, and Ryan letting loose with a shimmery keyboard riff, and explaining that “people on certain substances like that kind of thing.”

Housed in a regular-sized, clear Amray case and presented on a region-free disc, this DVD plays in full screen, and the video — a combination of 8mm and 16mm, I’d say — is well-worn, and certainly not the title’s strongest selling point. The stereo audio, however, is strong and consistent, both in the performance segments and during the interview chats. Apart from a short essay by Jon Kirkman on the inside sleeve of the DVD cover, there are unfortunately no supplemental bonus materials here, though, further making this title of interest only to a small niche audience. To purchase the disc via Amazon, click here. C+ (Concert) C- (Disc)