A friend of mine tipped me off to this hilarious advert for Verizon FiOS, in which director Michael Bay “demands things to be awesome,” and then blows up all manner of stuff at what might well be his real house. Briskly paced, embracing from the get-go his ego-centric rep, well done… I’d argue this has a more compelling narrative than Transformers, actually. One question — why, though, doesn’t the tiger explode?