Daily Archives: February 28, 2008

Furnace

At first glance, Furnace looks a lot like just about any other anonymous, single-titled, independently produced down-market action thriller, especially given the fact that its cast consists of Ja Rule, Tom Sizemore, Michael Paré and Danny Trejo. It’s got a hearty injection of possessed-machinery-gone-wrong horror, though, making for strong (if wholly undesired) recollections of 1995’s righteously awful The Mangler. Directed by William Butler (Madhouse), Furnace is a mash-up of copped moves, familiar characters and generally underwhelming special effects and execution — a combination which overwhelms the mostly sincere efforts of a game cast.

While investigating a series of deaths inside a maximum-security prison, Detective Michael Turner (Paré) uncovers a nightmare more threatening than the hardened criminals serving time — a group that includes Terrence (Ja Rule) and Fury (Trejo) — or the rogue prison guard, Frank Miller (Sizemore), who runs drugs for the inmates. Behind the walls, you see, lies a supernatural force hellbent on revenge — making for a rising body count that matches the rising temperature.

Furnace claims to be inspired by real events, but the set-ups and the movie’s dialogue, penned by Butler and co-writers Aaron Strongoni and Scott Aronson, are all of the wildly signposted and underlined emotion variety. Production designer Chad Keith does what he can to mask the low budget, but Furnace simply doesn’t have the capital to create a convincing backdrop, and Butler doesn’t downwardly adjust his vision or visual plan accordingly. The result is a movie with a few pockets of watchability, but also some real howler-type sequences.

Furnace comes presented in 16×9 widescreen, with an English language 4.1 surround sound audio track, and is housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a cardboard slipcover. In addition to an 80-second trailer for the movie, there are also previews for a quartet of other flicks, and a modest collection of six deleted scenes. By far the best supplemental extra, though, is a collection of cast interviews with Sizemore, Trejo and Ja Rule. The latter two segments run four-and-a-half and 14 minutes, respectively, and feature static interstitial cards indicating the offscreen questioner’s query, like “What is your roll [sic] in the film?” Sizemore’s 17-minute sit-down, though, is truly fascinating, partly because he’s totally candid and honest about his recent legal and substance abuse problems, and partly because he still seems a missed bout of medication or two away from snapping, as when he notes, gesturing offscreen, “There was a time when people would make too much noise, like this, and I’d get angry, but that’s OK…” There’s also a one-minute Easter egg bonus, accessible via the main screen, of the little girl, in crispy make-up, who plays the embodiment of the haunted furnace. For more information on the movie, click here. C- (Movie) C+ (Disc)

Semi-Pro

Characteristically anarchic, loosely structured and unabashedly blue, Will Ferrell’s new comedy Semi-Pro rather ably skewers both second-tier professional basketball and the regrettable fashion of the early 1970s, ranking in the top half of the comedian’s personal roster of sports parodies, a list which includes Kicking and Screaming, Talladega Nights and last year’s bloated Blades of Glory.



Semi-Pro centers around Jackie Moon (Ferrell), an affable if dimwitted former singer who has parlayed and elongated the fame surrounding his one hit song into local celebrity status as the owner-player-coach of the Flint Tropics, a floundering team in socio-economically depressed small town Michigan. As part of the struggling ABA league, Moon relies more on half-time gimmicks and wild promotions to get people in the door than any actual basketball acumen.

That has to change, though, when Moon receives word of the ABA’s impending merger with the NBA, the country’s preeminent hoops conference. The Tropics have to both win games and pack the stands if they want to be one of the two teams to survive consolidation. To that end, Moon trades the team’s washing machine for Flint native and former NBA champion Ed Monnix (Woody Harrelson), and begrudgingly takes more of a backseat to he and the high-flying Clarence Withers (André Benjamin), the squad’s most talented player.

The film is the feature directorial debut of Kent Alterman, the former executive vice president of production at New Line Cinema, and a producer on small screen fare like Strangers with Candy and TV Nation. As a filmmaker, Alterman evidences a genial style neither disastrous or particularly memorable; he simply gives his actors a wide berth. As penned by Old School co-writer Scot Armstrong, many of the movie’s bigger laughs, including a Deer Hunter-inspired roulette scene and the alternately sardonic and uncomfortable asides of the Tropics’ announcers (Will Arnett and Andrew Daly), lean on the improvisational talents of its stars. More discretely scripted set piece bits (the wrestling of a bear, a lurching dance of vomitous pantomiming from Moon, who’s never before thrown up) don’t seem quite fully fleshed out. The notable exception of the latter category involves the invention of the alley-oop, now a staple of basketball highlight reels.

While Semi-Pro is not graphic in any other regards, the film’s language is willfully profane, which could be a bit of a commercial stumbling block with respect to the theatrical admittance of younger teens, though Ferrell’s core audience has presumably aged with him and won’t mind. Within the film, the issue isn’t necessarily the vulgarity itself, but the fact that it frequently seems so arbitrary, substituting for stronger jokes. A little bit less of this would go a long way.

No amount or combination of shame, absurdity and unflattering outfits seem to dint Ferrell’s fierce commitment to character, and here he again amusingly jumps through all sorts of hoops of humiliation, proving himself quite possibly the least vain actor working today — a matter which is much to benefit of his films. Harrelson, who famously displayed his hoops skills in 1992’s White Men Can’t Jump, seems perfectly at home back in this setting. As announcer Dick Pepperfield, meanwhile, the aforementioned Daly (who also appears in the forthcoming What Happens in Vegas) makes a strong, breakout impression.

Composer Theodore Shapiro’s unobtrusive score is the perfect counterpoint to energetic musical selections from the period, including songs from Barry White, The Ohio Players, Brothers Johnson, Sly & The Family Stone and Kool & The Gang. All horns and buttery whispers, meanwhile, Ferrell’s credible performance of Moon’s signature R&B-themed hit “Love Me Sexy,” produced by Nile Rodgers, is another high point. Should acting begin to bore Ferrell, he could easily make do as a lounge singer. There’s no word yet on whether Alterman and Ferrell’s flick matches Michael Moore’s memories of his hometown. No matter, though; like basketball, comedy is a game of percentages, and Semi-Pro hits enough shots to be called a winner. (New Line, R, 90 minutes)

The Manchurian Candidate

Upon its release in 1962, film critic Pauline Kael rightly called The Manchurian Candidate perhaps the most sophisticated political satire ever made. That by turns its frightening, surreal and slyly satirical story holds up — here a bit more so than in Jonathan Demme’s 2004 remake, starring Denzel Washington, Liev Schreiber and Meryl Streep — is a testament largely to Richard Condon’s novel and George Axelrod’s screenplay adaptation. The printed word remains the thing. Of course, director John Frankenheimer’s skill with a scene didn’t hurt either — his staging of the dual tea club/Communist brainwashers garden party remains a classic.

Frank Sinatra’s star turn as distressed soldier Bennett Marco, meanwhile, is much remarked upon, but for me alternately stiff and mannered. (I’d blocked from memory, too, Sinatra’s tiger-fist martial arts rootdown.) Instead, it’s Laurence Harvey, as programmed solitaire player Raymond Shaw, who with his cool, deadpan state anchors The Manchurian Candidate, a film prescient for the manner in which it assays the perversion of the political process. Supplemental features on the film’s special edition DVD are anchored by two 14-minute interview segments with co-star Angela Lansbury and filmmaker William Friedkin, the latter of whom serves here as a loosely historical framer. (There are also two Easter egg tidbits from the special menus screen, accessed by scrolling to the right over the playing card.) Finally, rounding things out is an audio commentary track with Frankenheimer recorded prior to his death, as well as an adulatory, recycled eight-minute interview from the movie’s 1988 VHS release with tidbits from the filmmaker, writer Axelrod and Sinatra. To purchase the movie via Amazon, click here. A- (Movie) B (Disc)

On Superhero Movie’s Poster

So the underlying precept of the below poster for Superhero Movie, releasing March 28 from Weinstein Company and MGM, seems to basically be, “Why try?” After all, the one-sheet for the latest genre catch-all spoof flick is such a straight rip-off of the Photoshop-happy Scary Movie poster(s) that one kind of hopes no one actually got paid for it, that some college kid just got internship credit for working it up with a few loose pointers from the producers. Oh well, I guess… “ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” “dance with who brung ya,” “stick with what works,” yadda, yadda, yadda. Any real irritation I might have felt is ebbing out of me with each keystroke.

What might (and I do emphasize that word) give Superhero Movie a leg up on 20th Century Fox’s recent spoof slate (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans) is the fact that it’s written and directed by Craig Mazin, who did some heavy lifting on the last two Scary Movie flicks, and maintains The Artful Writer, a very literate, engaging and witty blog on the life of screenwriting. This means Superhero Movie could have actual jokes instead of just bewigged impressions, (arguably) comedic reenactments of scenes from recent hits and punches to the balls. Of course, this poster doesn’t really let us know one way or another, except for the fact that it does pack in 10 in 11 sight gags, letting us know that the movie will at the very least keep swinging.

On Semi-Pro’s Marketing

A full review of the film will follow later today, but Will Ferrell’s Semi-Pro is certainly blazing more new paths with its ancillary marketing schemes. First there’s Ferrell’s in-character, costarring role with Heidi Klum in the recent, annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition (below).

Then, in moderate rotation, and I guess greatly defraying the cost of ad buys, are a series of television commercials for Old Spice deodorant in which Ferrell — again in character, as affably idiotic owner-coach-player hoops maven Jackie Moon — ad-libs about sweat, exercise and “herniated colons,” and how Old Spice is the all-important cure-all. They’re funny (despite my girlfriend’s insistence to the contrary) and in keeping with the arbitrary tone of the movie, though still a little bit diminishing. It smacks of all the cross-promotional stuff done for Talladega Nights, though a bit less artfully integrated, since part of the “joke” there was in spoofing the commercialization of racing, and its many sponsors.

Lindsay Lohan Wins Razzies

So after just baring all for New York Magazine, Lindsay Lohan has followed that up by having her latest film, I Know Who Killed Me, “win” eight of the nine prizes for which it was nominated this past weekend at the annual Golden Raspberry (aka “Razzies”) awards, in which a spotlight is shone on some of the worst films of the year. Lohan alone managed to win two, for both Worst Actress and
Worst Screen Couple, for a scene in the movie in which she appears
alongside herself. With its eight victories, I Know Who Killed Me smashed the unenviable record set by John Travolta’s sci-fi epic Battlefield Earth and the NC-17-rated Showgirls,
which each scored seven wins at previous ceremonies
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Eddie Murphy, meanwhile, was awarded
three of the four prizes in the worst acting categories, for a trio of
characters, both male and female, he played in Norbit. With Murphy and Lohan’s pictures, ahem, sucking up all the oxygen at the ceremonies, Daddy Day Camp, starring Cuba Gooding, Jr., was the only other movie to be humiliated with a Razzie award, for Worst Prequel or Sequel. Sadly, no one was on hand to attempt to one-up Halle Berry’s surprise in-person acceptance of her award for Catwoman.