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The Amityville Horror

Well, it’s a quarter ’til one in the morning and I just heard some strange noise outside, so it seems as good a time as any to re-post a review of the recent remake of The Amityville Horror, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2005 by a now-defunct (and deservedly so) publication. To wit:

The curtains billow early and often in The Amityville Horror, a self-serious
fright flick, full of all the familiar genre touchstones, that tries to play up
a classy, non-fiction pedigree
, but ironically comes off as more dunderheaded
and wildly implausible than any number of slapdash, generic horror siblings. A
nastily forceful and artless rehash of movies both much better (The Shining) and just as bad (Hide and Seek), The Amityville Horror is a remake of the 1979 film starring James
Brolin and Margot Kidder, and based on a true story — “the true story” the title card trumpets (like it’s a friggin’
chronicling of the Revolutionary War or something)
. It jabs at the audience
insistently from the get-go, mixing earsplitting sound design and ghoulish and
gory visual smash-cuts picked up off the cutting room floors of various Nine
Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson music videos.

The film is set in 1975 in the Deer
Park
suburbs of Long Island.
Contractor George Lutz (a buff, bearded Ryan Reynolds) has found love with
Kathy (Melissa George), and with her comes a ready-made family consisting of
three kids — surly pre-teen Billy, young daughter Chelsea and little,
perpetually dewy-eyed Michael — since Kathy’s first husband has passed away.
When they find an expansive fix-’er-upper on the edge of town for a song, they
wonder what the catch is. Come to find out that in the house scruffy, bearded
Ronald DeFeo shotgunned to death six family members — his parents and four
siblings — in their sleep, supposedly under instruction from demons. Never ones
to pass up a deal, however, the Lutz clan rolls the die (wink, wink) and moves
in anyway. Bad idea… George’s grasp on reality becomes more and more tenuous
(as evidenced by Reynolds’ bloodshot contacts), and he starts hearing messages
to kill his family. Chelsea, meanwhile, falls under the dangerous sway of dead
little Jodie DeFeo, for some reason not stopping to ask her about the bullet
hole in her head.

The concept of horror on display in The Amityville Horror is a loose one, applied arbitrarily to
whatever works in the moment
, be it a vaguely anthropomorphized house,
apparitions of rotting-faced dead girls or bloody, tortured visages and ripped
open ribcages. Mostly, though, it merely means sound effects editors paid by
the decibel. Scott Kosar’s script never manages to rise too far above
preposterousness
, be it in big scenes (separate scenes of confrontation for the
children when Rachel Nichols’ pin-up stoner babysitter meets an unfortunate
fate) or small (a ridiculous expository microfiche headline, “DeFeo kills
family after 28 days,” meant to give parallel urgency to the current
proceedings).

Meanwhile, director Andrew Douglas — yet another esteemed
commercial veteran making his feature debut — doesn’t have the requisite dark,
foreboding flair to match The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre
remake, another Kosar adaptation exec-produced by Michael
Bay. The result is a movie with game efforts from Reynolds and George, and a
few early effective passages, but one whose finale is so stupid as to
completely erase any trace remembrances of tangible emotional consequences
. The
only lasting horror in The Amityville
Horror
is in what it takes from your wallet. (MGM/Dimension, R, 83
minutes)

Halloween

Having pulled in over $30 million, good for the top spot at the box office over Labor Day weekend, Rob Zombie’s Halloween is a bonafide success, and one that couldn’t come a moment too soon for the hit-starved, re-formulated Weinstein Company. It’s also a complete creative misfire, indicative of Hollywood’s backwards thinking with respect to how to build (or re-start) a horror franchise.

the Halloween franchise, but only in the most wan and nominal fashion imaginable. The manner in which traditional notions of development were clearly abdicated here speaks volumes about how and what Hollywood thinks of horror franchises — which is to say certainly not anything seriously, but rather only as a slick, goosing means to an end, that end being dollars. For the Weinstein Company, the notion of a Halloween movie directed by Rob Zombie — a not-untalented guy who’s made increasingly savvy use of his devil’s minion image in both music and film — clearly had more appeal than a Halloween movie directed by just about any other established filmmaker who could be coaxed to tackle such an assignment. The film’s box office results seem to bear out the fruit of this line of reasoning.

To that end, Halloween is a thrown-together mixture of Zombie’s usual company of actors (wife Sheri, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Danny Trejo, et al), other horror “faces” (Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Clint Howard, Brad Dourif, Halloween veteran Danielle Harris, Udo Kier) and a few bizarre stunt cameos (Mickey Dolenz, Richmond Arquette), all then given a merrily depraved punch of gore and slashing. Casually misogynistic and at times almost comically over-the-top in its vulgarity, Halloween is essentially partially a yawning prequel exploration of the roots of a psychopath and partially a remake of the first film in the series, John Carpenter’s 1978 genre classic.

Zombie’s last film, The Devil’s Rejects, was unapologetically degenerate, but completely streamlined in its exploitative impulses. Here there’s a split focus. Halloween follows a recent trend of horror prequels, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, which delve into the back stories of genre icons, attempting to answer the “hows” and “whys” of a faceless killing machine’s inner motivations. The problem, here as in there, is that the answers to these questions are so perfunctory as to lend the franchise no additional psychological weight or menace. Furthermore, Halloween additionally undercuts their set-up by spending the first 25-30 minutes of its running time explaining how Michael is to some degree a victim of circumstance — and thus loving to his little sister, the one person in his life who causes him no pain — only to then hurriedly throw that conceit under the bus when it becomes most convenient. Credulity is bent to pretzel-like extremes, and because of the film’s elongated set-up we don’t know or care about these characters. Ergo, the violence and other acts of intrusion hold absolutely no meaning. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

House of D

With young star and Pavel Checkov-to-be Anton Yelchin‘s long-delayed Fierce People just around the bend, what better time to swell the rolls with this only slightly redacted look at David Duchovny’s directorial debut, House of D, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2005? To wit:

X-Files
star David Duchovny, House of D, is a
loose-knit coming-of-age tale for which perhaps the best word is baffling.
Just: baffling choices, baffling incongruities, bafflingly touching scenes
followed closely by ones just as bafflingly recondite, half baked or otherwise
not fully formed
. House of D will
find a limited warmhearted reception in American art house audiences with a
special fondness/tolerance for New York-set “filmic postcards” where no
knuckles of indulgence are ever rapped. Others, however, will find the movie
too tedious and its emotional rewards too minuscule to bother investing their
time.

After opening on an American ex-pat artist living in Paris,
the bulk of the film centers on young Tommy (Hearts of Atlantis Anton Yelchin), a bright and facile private
school teenager who nurses a crush on a sweet girl, Melissa (Zelda Williams,
daughter of Robin), and enjoys using his French instructor’s tenuous grasp of
English slang to his humorous advantage. The death of Tommy’s father has left
him alone with his well-meaning but emotionally crippled mother (Téa Leoni), so
he spends as much time as he can out of the home. Tommy runs delivery routes
with his best friend Pappas (Robin Williams), a 41-year-old mentally
handicapped man who is also an assistant janitor at his school. Tommy and
Pappas hoard the bulk of their delivery savings in a buried tin can just
outside a women’s detention center (hence the title); Tommy one day strikes up
a conversation through the bars with an unnamed lady (Erykah Badu), and
eventually comes to value her warped advice when his life further unravels.

Duchovny is, off camera, a pretty smart guy, something you
might have gleaned from any number of interviews with him — where, given their
collective self-conscious preening, actors frequently come off as a bit dim —
or even just his screen performances. So as a writer’s piece, House of D has a few brief passages of
literary mellifluousness, particularly an auspicious opening narration which
compares blooming adolescence to old Hollywood noir flicks
, and talks about
“the safe of life” opening up at age 13. But as directed, the film never really
coalesces into anything more than a bunch of jumbled musings starring the same
faces.

Reportedly based on unfastened recollections of his own Greenwich
Village
youth and stories from Duchovny’s mother, House of D has a few moments of uncommon
tenderness, such as when Tommy fishes from the toilet several of his mother’s
cigarette butts in an instinctive play at holding on to her memory. Too often,
though, issues of logic and pacing belie the film’s sort of itinerant artistic spirit
. It
makes absolutely no sense for Tommy and Pappas to bury their money blocks from
their brownstone apartments (Pappas has an alcoholic father, but there’s no
reason Tommy couldn’t hold it), and I’m not sure I understand the merits of the
delivery boy buddy system, other than its narrative convenience. House of D, in other words, feels deeply, intrinsically personal,
but it lacks a universal cohesiveness
. Too many of its narrative elements seem
utterly arbitrary (Tommy is an aspirant artist whose connection to art we
barely see and never understand), dashed off descriptors and twists in a
headlong dash toward raw, uncalculated emotional expression. (LionsGate,
PG-13, 95 minutes)

The Assassination of Richard Nixon

Another Sean Penn flick looms just around the bend — his adaptatin of Into the Wild, Jon Krakauer’s acclaimed bestseller, which I’ll be seeing next week. To stuff the archives in anticipatory fashion, a re-posted review of the little seen but highly worthwhile The Assassination of Richard Nixon, originally published upon its theatrical release in 2004. To wit:

The
Assassination of Richard Nixon tells the story of Sam Bicke, a
self-described grain of sand on the beach of America, and as such isn’t
destined to find the audiences of Ray,
The Aviator or Finding Neverland, bigger pictures with insurmountably larger
palettes. In fact, its rewards are so modest and reserved that it’s a small but
appreciated wonder that the film is seeing a theatrical release at all.
Nonetheless, anchored by an emotionally arresting lead performance by Sean
Penn, the movie stands as a gripping portrait of run-into-the-ground, working
class decency teased up into a furious rancor
.

Inspired by a true story, the film is set in the early
winter months of 1974, when a rising tide of social inequities and injustices —
the fallout of the CIA-sponsored killing of Chilean leader Salvador Allende,
the stand of Russell Means and others at Wounded Knee, campus violence, and the
slow, creeping sprawl of the Watergate scandal — have come to make the very air
aspirant small businessman Bicke breathes seem oppressively thick and full of
bleakness. Sam believes that a man doesn’t give up his rights at a job, nor
should he have to lie to make a decent living, but he finds his values and
mores being tested in his new post selling office furniture and equipment for a
pop-and-son outfit.

There — goaded, hectored, humiliated and hazed, his
marginalization increasing tenfold every day — the socially awkward Sam slowly
falls out of favor with the few people in his life keeping him at all grounded,
namely his estranged wife Marie (Naomi Watts)
and would-be business partner, Bonny Simmons (Don Cheadle). President Nixon,
for him, embodies the sneering face of elitist and discriminatory contempt, and
so Sam eventually decides — in less a hatched plan than a followed flight of
fancy — to head to Washington D.C. and kill the commander in chief.

Mueller doesn’t fully connect the dots between Sam’s
desperate, choking personal uncertainty and anger and the full-blown mania of
his assassination plot (at just over 90 minutes this is a movie of
masterful mood more than psychological substance) and Cheadle and Watts aren’t
given enough to do. But Penn, in his angsty, swallowed depression, totally
sells this soul-crushing portrait of besieged civility
. He takes what could
easily be tongue-in-cheek scenes of high-camp disaffection — strolling into a
Black Panthers office with $107 and pitching them earnestly on a more inclusive
mascot to draw in untapped Caucasian donations; awkwardly re-enacting a
potential “honest sales pitch” to an indifferent loan officer during a meeting;
and suffering the indignity of having to shave his mustache in order to look
more like a family man — and makes them heartrending mini-portraits of
uniquely American estrangement and alienation
. Spare and unassuming, just like
its subject, The Assassination of Richard
Nixon
doesn’t have the flash and pop of many of this awards season’s bigger
biopics. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a solid film, one of the better
character studies of 2004. (THINKFilm, R, 96 mins.)

The Nines

A big, sprawling ensemble in which the events leading up to and following a drug deal are told from three different points of view, Go crash-landed in 1999. Starring Sarah Polley, Katie Holmes, Jay Mohr and Timothy Olyphant, among others, it was a perfect marriage of sorts between the stuttering, alternately wry and flippant style of screenwriter John August (who would go on to slave over the Charlie’s Angels films and pen a trio of movies for Tim Burton, including Big Fish) and the kinetic, hipster visual sense of director Doug Liman (who would go on to helm the first installment of the Bourne franchise). Even if one didn’t like the film, I think they’d concede that it felt of a piece in its construction. There wasn’t a jarring, at-odds collusion of visions; Go was sleek and lupine, if not exactly a box office hit.

The Nines, loosely retains the same triptych structure as Go, as well as the same sort of healthy disregard for purely linear pleasantries. The Nines is also notable because it’s August’s feature debut behind the camera. Unlike the thematically timid, familiar stories of half measures that many a writer make for their directorial debuts — more intimately scaled movies that feel like reaches across the table for salt and pepper — August’s The Nines is, psychologically speaking, a big, freewheeling affair, stuffed back within the confines of a tightly framed story.

Featuring three actors playing three parts apiece in three different stories — roles that, apart from their place within discrete narratives, may or may not have something to do with one another — The Nines could be described as being about the concentric circles of creativity, and getting lost in the hazy mist of formation and development, both personally and professionally, spiritually and emotionally. It’s about creation and responsibility, and where those ideas overlap and end. Confused? We haven’t even started yet.

The film’s first strand, dubbed “The Prisoner,” tells the story of a troubled actor, Gary (Ryan Reynolds), the hunky star of a small screen cop show, who goes on a boozy binge and finds himself placed under house arrest, with a chipper junior publicist Margaret (Melissa McCarthy) and disillusioned next-door neighbor Sarah (Hope Davis, above right) as his only links to the outside world. Eventually, Gary comes to wonder whether one or both women are deceiving him about the nature of his incarnation.

“Reality Television,” the movie’s second segment, charts the production of a half-hour episode of a Project Greenlight-type show tracking the creative progress of a network television drama making its way through pilot season. Having shot the series opener, writer-creator Gavin (Reynolds) faces some tough post-production hurdles and challenges from development executive Susan (Davis) about the suitability of his best friend and lead actress (McCarthy, playing a same-named iteration of herself).

Finally, in “Knowing,” an acclaimed videogame designer, Gabriel (Reynolds), faces car trouble deep in the woods. Leaving behind his wife Mary (McCarthy) and mute daughter (Elle Fanning) to track down help, Gabriel runs into Sierra (Davis), who regards him suspiciously at first, but then slowly reveals that she knows more about him than she was initially letting on.

In the film’s press notes, August talks about The Nines being “a question, not an answer” — that its three sections are deliberately incongruous, overlapping rather than snapping together neatly. Despite, or maybe because of this tack, The Nines doesn’t really cohere in a meaningful way; to call it too cute by half would be terse, but also not at all inaccurate. The casting of Reynolds, Davis and McCarthy give August a home run, and he additionally has an undeniable touch with dialogue, finding artful ways for his characters to say things in a manner that imparts both necessary information and true personality. But the movie, never moving much beyond the feelings it generates solely in the moment, doesn’t work one’s id into a tizzy in the same manner that David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive or François Ozon’s Swimming Pool, two films that bear loose association, do, and its ending induces only sort of a shrug. If songs could sire movies, Brit pop band James’ “Born of Frustration” would be the father of The Nines. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here. (Newmarket, R, 102 minutes)

Wedding Crashers

With Good Luck Chuck just around the bend, and making such a desperately naked play to position itself as the next Wedding Crashers, I figured it’s time to re-post a slightly redacted version of that film’s original review, originally published in Screen International upon its theatrical release in 2005. To wit:

Jim Carrey remaining devoted to counterbalancing
comedic broadsides with dramatic forays, Hollywood has been in serious need of
a bankable humor infusion. They can call off the search. It’s Vaughn and Wilson who
headline Wedding Crashers, and the
pair deliver a bada-bing smash. A charismatic and indefatigable romp that
strikes just the right balance between well-sketched rudeness and sweetness
,
the movie stands poised to dominate the summer comedy sweepstakes.

The story centers on John Beckwith (Wilson)
and Jeremy Grey (Vaughn), two Washington D.C.
divorce mediators who get their off-time kicks posing as brothers or friends
and hopping from nuptial to nuptial. There, they enjoy the free catering,
alcohol and, naturally, love-hungry single women
, sweeping the latter off their
feet and into bed. Things change when the guys crash the marriage ceremony of
the oldest daughter of Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary (Christopher
Walken). John falls hard, fast and sincere for youngest daughter Claire (Rachel
McAdams), leaving Jeremy to cope with the amorous advances of Gloria (Isla Fisher), an unleashed stallion of sexual rapaciousness and serial nuttiness. John’s
would-be relationship with Claire is complicated by several obstacles, not the
least of which is of course his phony identity. There’s also Claire’s preppy
jock boyfriend, Sack Lodge (Bradley Cooper).

Writers Steve Faber and Bob Fisher devise a number of clever
ways to extend the joke of Wedding
Crashers
beyond the mere hit-and-run pleasures their characters derive
,
from having John and Jeremy bet on quoted scripture and ceremonial music (Johan
Pachelbel’s Canon in D, Richard Wagner’s Wedding March Processional, etc.) to
having them bound together by a leave-no-crasher-behind credo with all sorts of
other rider attachments that eventually leads to a cameo by fellow Frat Pack
member Ferrell as Chazz, the sort of mystical patriarch of this culture of
uninvited party-hopping
. The writers are careful, too, to paint John and Jeremy as
impish advantage-takers who have a perhaps misguided but nonetheless abiding
love of weddings (and thus romance). This may seem on the surface like
bet-hedging, but it actually works better since the duo’s prevarications are
neither outlandish nor over-the-top. There are real characters here, and the
laughs come from the absurd over-commitment to them, as well as some solid joke
writing.

Director David Dobkin does a very good job of blending the
film’s disparate comedic styles
, and while Wedding Crashers generally oversells
the smarmy loathsomeness of Sack (making sure to paint him as a philandering
letch so as not to retain any possible vestige of audience sympathy), the
Cleary clan — a nice admixture of Kennedy and Bush lore and speculation — provides a suitably rich backdrop against which John and Jeremy can spin their
wheels. The cast all have a blast and, again, Wilson and Vaughn
deliver fashionably winning performances
. But it’s Fisher who achieves breakout
clarity with her portrayal of the borderline bipolar Gloria. In a world of
demure or artificially amusing straightwomen, she’s not afraid to play
gleefully unhinged. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (New Line, R, 113 minutes)

Super Size Me

As I’ve mentioned before, the archives here at Shared Darkness will soon swell with past legit reviews and other material. Right now I feel disgusting and disgusted from stuffing my face for lunch (though not a hamburger, mind you), so up goes this review of Morgan Spurlock’s superlative documentary Super Size Me, originally published upon its release in 2004. To wit:

30 days; 2) he must eat three square meals a day, no excuses; 3) he must try everything on the menu at least once; and 4) he will “super size” his meal only, but always, when asked. The only other limitation Spurlock imposes is one of limited physical activity, meaning no formal exercise and only the average amount of American walking per day (a handy pedometer counts the paces).

The results are — for anyone who’s ever gorged themselves into a saturated fat coma rushing between commitments, and that would be all of us — equally astounding and completely unsurprising. Spurlock’s cholesterol jumps 65 points, he gains roughly 25 pounds and his body fat index swells from around 11 to 18 percent. Only a few weeks in, he’s stricken with vague, recurring chest pains, and advised by a doctor at one point that the damage he is doing to his liver is akin to that of an alcoholic who is on the way to drinking themselves to death.

It’s not all mindless gorging, though. In fact, the film isn’t mindless at all. Spurlock’s month-long binge is supplemented with insightful, eye-opening interviews with top medical and health professionals, including former Surgeon General David Satcher, George Washington University law professor John Banzhaf, author and ice cream heir John Robbins, members of the NYU School of Nutrition and more. On the surface, the inspiration behind Spurlock’s idea for the film — two teenage girls suing McDonald’s for making them overweight — is preposterous, a big, fat (pun intended), shining example of everything that makes average, ordinary Americans so cynical about our judicial system. Yet by the time the movie makes the point that children are bombarded with an estimated 10,000 views of food-related ads per year, around 95 percent of which are for candy, sugary cereals, soda and fast food, you come around to the notion that no amount of sensible parenting alone can counter these media images and that while perhaps not legally culpable, there’s an ethical/social obligation on the part of the fast food industry to level the playing field and help provide healthier choices and more information to the public than they are collectively contributing right now.

As a screen presence, Spurlock has an easygoing, immediately charming demeanor, and his film — which chides rather than scolds, energizes and incites more than nakedly provokes — benefits tremendously from this. Super Size Me is a rare breed — one of only a handful of select films that I can recall as being as important as it is entertaining. If you still haven’t seen it, make it part of your cinematic diet, and quickly. Just make sure you’ve eaten healthy beforehand. (Samuel Goldwyn/Roadside Attractions, PG-13, 100 minutes)

Bush’s Brain

I meant to re-post this in honor of Karl Rove’s resignation and dissembling appearance on Meet the Press last week, but was waylaid by computer problems. So… you get it now. What’s “it,” you ask? Why, a review of the 2004 documentary Bush’s Brain, don’tcha know. Go ahead, take a trip back in time…

President George W. Bush’s less than spectacular
oratory prowess
(he could make any given factoid-friendly middle school debate
team look like a lethal collection of extemporaneous geniuses) and almost
default facial position of mealy-mouthed suspiciousness. But is that an
accurate characterization, of either Bush or his alleged puppet master, Karl
Rove? An illuminating pinprick of behind-the-curtain political choreography,
Joseph Mealey and Michael Shoob’s non-fiction film makes a fairly
convincing case that it is.

Based on the book of the same name by Emmy-winning freelance
journalist James C. Moore and Dallas
Morning News
bureau chief Wayne Slater (both interviewed here), Bush’s Brain assays the vast (undue?)
influence of political kingmaker Rove
, dubbed “the man with the plan” by the
president himself. (Bush also called him “turd blossom,” so go figure.) The movie features a steady, mixed diet of interviews with those
who have worked alongside Rove, those who have opposed him and those whose
lives have been irrevocably altered by the brutal, no-holds-barred technique
of his Texas political campaigns
,
from piddling agricultural commissioner races to Bill Clements and Dubya’s
gubernatorial races.

That said, Bush’s
Brain
, though left leaning, isn’t a radical, free-swinging document of irresponsible
polarity. Its indictment — to the degree that characterization is accurate
— comes via a calculated cataloguing of its subject’s political absorption and
activism
. A born-and-bred politico and avowed Republican (he fervently backed
Richard Nixon’s 1960 campaign against John F. Kennedy as a 10-year-old, and
papered his bedroom walls with news stories instead of popular sports or music
pin-ups), Rove bullied/willed his way to the presidency of the College
Republicans and parlayed that post into a variety of advisory and consulting
positions (he also teaches graduate students at the University of Texas).

Bush’s Brain
adequately chronicles Rove’s divisive specialties (the politicizing of
trivialities, the use of blunt-trauma direct mail operations) and by extension
the scoreboard-mentality “athleticizing” of the political process — the very
modern obsession with not simply securing victory for one candidate based on
issue stance and experience but just as if not more importantly annihilating
and humiliating opponents
. The film, however, could use a little more
elucidation of Rove’s formidable political vision and offensive-minded
strategy, especially given that one interviewee accurately deems Rove the
“Bobby Fischer of politics,” for his ability to see many “moves” beyond the
current political landscape. Among the more stomach-churning, reprehensible
segments concerning the latter are a misrepresentative sullying of Senator Max
Cleland (a Georgian Democrat) and the savaging of Senator John McCain in the
crucial 2000 South Carolina primary that has more than a few eerily parallels
to the recent shady “Swiftboat Veterans for Truth” smear campaign against
candidate John Kerry.

Whether this Machiavellian reveal casts mortal blows to
Bush’s credibility
is, in the end, in the eye of the beholder, but as
a movie Bush’s Brain stands as an
engrossing and disturbing portrait of the perversion of our political process
a victim of our collective disdain and disinterest that we let it get dragged
down this far. (Tartan, PG-13, 80 minutes)

Balls of Fury

A rather shockingly enervated treatment of a colorful, willfully silly concept, Balls of Fury disappoints across the board — both to those expecting the bawdy underdog tale of a tubby, make-good loser, and those seeking something a bit more offbeat from its creators, the creative team behind the small screen cable series Reno 911!

Thomas Lennon), Randy’s father is killed. Nearly two decades later, a grown-up Randy (2005 Tony Award winner Dan Fogler) is retired from competition and performing parlor tricks at a casino buffet stage show when FBI agent Ernie Rodriguez (George Lopez) comes calling. He enlists Daytona to help smoke out his father’s killer — a reclusive villain named Feng (Christopher Walken, above) who every several years, for his own amusement, sanctions an underground ping-pong tournament comprised of the best players in the world. Under the tutelage of ping-pong sage and restaurateur Wong (James Hong) and the training expertise of Wong’s wildly sexy niece Maggie (Maggie Q), Daytona gains admittance to Feng’s tournament, where shrug-inducing antics ensue.

Despite its out-there premise, director Robert Ben Garant delivers an air-quote comedy of awkwardness and an ambling, altogether casual story of familial vengeance masquerading as something wilder. He and co-scripter Lennon have collaborated on a number of screenplays, including last holiday season’s extremely lucrative Night at the Museum, but the comedy here feels barely sketched out beyond the cursory setting of scenes. Still, it’s not the low-energy treatment that dooms the film, per se, but rather the fact that so many rejoinders and comedic opportunities are left on the table, unexplored. Even Walken, typically a hoot, if even in discrete fashion from whatever movie he’s in, can’t save this affair; all things considered, he plays his part fairly straight, and in one scene he’s very clearly reading from cue cards. For the full review, from Screen International, click here.

Right at Your Door


Arrowhead reveals itself to be the official water of the apocalypse in Right at Your Door, a little low-fi thriller of containment that has topicality and an indefatigable sense of manic claustrophobic energy on its side, but also a movie that eventually plateaus and runs out of interesting things to say, especially given our low-grade empathy with the characters.

Writer-director Chris Gorak has an interesting background in production design and art direction, and to this end his debut feature achieves a certain lean, muscular uniformity, even if I could do without a lot of Tom Richmond’s affected, jittery cinematography, which comes across as a repetitive exercise in theatrical goosing. Gorak gets a lot of the small details of his conceit right, from the jumbled radio news reports (anchors and reporters stumbling over words, making misstatements and then correcting themselves) to the panicked uncertainty of Brad’s decision-making. Part of the problem, though, is that though the characters are ostensibly tethered to one another, one is also free to roam about, meaning that when Lexi does just that, and returns with outlandish tales of the scope of the situation, it pulls viewers out of this particular story.

Cochrane and McCormack are also an odd-duck pair, which is perhaps part of the point, given that he’s supposed to be a struggling musician who feels a bit emasculated by his professional wife going off to earn the proverbial bacon. Still, as constructed by Gorak, we don’t get a particularly good feel for the background of their relationship, and when a tearful exchange with some legitimate depth of feeling occurs late in the film, with one character asking the other whose version of their first meeting and personal love story will live on as officially established fact, it only serves to underline the fact that we don’t know a lot about these folks, or feel that passionately for them. A third-act, Twilight Zone-type reversal can’t erase the fact that Right at Your Door, its achievement of limited means notwithstanding, works its way into a corner and then spends a lot of time dancing madly in place, all at one pace. (Roadside Attractions, R, 93 minutes)

The Nanny Diaries

The quote-unquote mainstream fictional feature debut of directors Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini — who made the superlative documentary Off the Menu: The Last Days of Chasen’s, as well as the docu-fictional curio American Splendor, the story of disgruntled comics writer Harvey Pekar — The Nanny Diaries is a pleasant enough movie of attractive half-measures.

Scarlett Johansson‘s New Jersey-born heroine negotiating the perils of the urban jungle of Manhattan’s Upper East Side. It tells the story of the emotional and often humorous journey of Annie Braddock (Johansson), a young woman fresh out of college and struggling to find her place in the world. Through a serendipitous meeting one afternoon, Annie fields an offer to become a live-in babysitter for a wealthy family. Equating nannying with “ducking out of life for a year,” Annie shruggingly accepts the position, only to be introduced into a surreal world of stressed-out extremes.

Berman and Pulcini’s imaginative, flight-of-fancy touches are given nice visual showcase in a few bits, including a sequence of satirical museum dioramas that opens the movie and a recurrent leitmotif involving red umbrellas, the most obvious of a handful of allusions to Mary Poppins. But sentiment generally gets the better of shrewd satire here. And what the movie sorely lacks is much push-back or astute, in-the-moment analysis and frustrated reaction from Annie herself. We’re told (repeatedly, by Annie’s mother) how brilliant she is, but she’s also a bit rudderless. That’s legitimate, of course — youthful ambivalence is the new naïve stridency — but the movie confines Annie’s learned lessons largely to omniscient, after-the-fact narration, and this dents our identification with her. Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, Mary Poppins taught us. The Nanny Diaries has that, certainly. Just a bit more salt would have nicely balanced out this recipe, however. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

More Thoughts on Resurrecting the Champ


A lot of times, studios will go out of their way to “oversell” a movie. By this I mean not just showcasing the funniest or brawniest bits in an effort to entice filmgoers into theaters, but featuring a certain out-of-left-field hook or mid-film twist (say, like Ransom’s televised upping of the ante by Mel Gibson) as a centerpiece of the movie’s promotional campaign.

Director Rod Lurie’s Resurrecting the Champ, on the other hand, is being sold in relatively straightforward fashion, and pleasantly so. Part of that might have to do with the fact that the movie is being distributed by Yari Film Group, a relatively upstart company that has experienced critical and to-scale commercial success with somewhat unlikely fare like the Oscar-winning Crash and Neil Burger’s The Illusionist, starring Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. The manner in which the subversion of expectation aids in and deepens one’s appreciation for Resurrecting the Champ is directly related to its television and print advertising, which reduces the story to the simple theme of uplift.

That’s legitimate enough. It’s not that the movie is being sold as something it’s not. It is a story about a forgotten old boxer living on the streets, and a struggling young journalist who tries to make his name by telling this man’s remarkable story. But it’s also a throwback film of sorts that, like the self-established parameters of life that everyday living reliably destroys, is about several things at once, and the manner in which our judgments and actions both reflect and belie us.

What Resurrecting the Champ most has going for it is a certain lived-in quality that strikes you as an antidote of sorts to all the saccharine and-or carefully prescribed plot tracks of many more conventional dramas. Like the recent Bourne films, actually, the drama in the movie flows from decisions made by its lead character(s), but also how others interpret and react to those choices. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Dedication


Justin Theroux (Mulholland Drive) adroitly walks the line between idiosyncrasy and genuineness, and the result is something special. Written by David Bromberg, Dedication may not be wholly accurate as a portrait of artistic grappling, but it’s an eminently quotable and agreeably barbed romance with a true collision of convictions. Even more, it’s sincerely about one of the most difficult things in life: making real changes in oneself. While the neurotic misanthrope is a tried-and-true character of a certain brand of cinema, Crudup’s performance achieves a depth and authenticity that helps make the entire movie really sing; the audience understands the panic in his soul. Moore, too, is fantastic; she was good in American Dreamz, but here she utterly obliterates memories that she was ever “first” a singer. For the original capsule review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

The Invasion


Nicole Kidman — no doubt weary of their star meal ticket’s long and devoted pursuit of idiosyncratic art house fare like Birth, The Human Stain, Dogville and Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbusher inking to headline The Invasion, at least the fifth big screen iteration of Jack Finney’s classic 1955 novel The Body Snatchers, must have seemed like a godsend. After all, it’s a big studio movie with an easily graspable (and sellable) hook, and a thriller seemingly made for these paranoid times.

Yet the film opened in the fifth spot at the box office over the weekend, pulling in just under $6 million. Is The Invasion a victim of bad buzz, a casualty of the cresting surge of young-adult interest in Superbad (a $31 million-plus opening) or a minor referendum on the dubious drawing power of Kidman? It’s hard to parse, but the most honest answer is likely some elements of all three. With this and the suppressed grosses of the likewise very (hypothetically) commercial Bewitched, it’s been established pretty conclusively that Kidman doesn’t have a young fan base. Similarly, while older audiences know who she is and seem to generally respect her gifts, her involvement in a project doesn’t bump it up the ladder a rung or two to must-see status.

Directed by German filmmaker Oliver Hirschbiegel (Das Experiment, and Best Foreign Language Film nominee Downfall), The Invasion is a well-meaning and sort of achingly pensive mess, perhaps ruined by too many cooks in the kitchen, perhaps only made bad in slightly different ways. While its mitigating factors are various and sundry (including some car chase re-shoots credited to the Wachowski brothers’ team, as well as other add-ons), it does seem clear that Hirschbiegel set out to make a fairly muted, if not thrill-less thriller — a socio-politically inflected drama about group-think and humanity’s seemingly innate need for cruelty. Whether that film would or could have been better than this muddled, yawning affair is hard to say, though it certainly doesn’t seem like it could have been more incoherent.

Taking place in the wake of a space shuttle crash, with an infectious alien spore draining the personality out of all those it contaminates, The Invasion’s story lurches about in inconsistent fashion, never finding a comfortable balance between stories personal and writ large. After a decent if dispassionate set-up, little logically follows in the second and third act of the debut screenplay credit from writer David Kajganich. If the exoskeleton logic of the movie is, let’s say, faulty at best, it does offer its own diversionary pleasures, though, however unintentional. Perhaps more interesting than anything The Invasion has to offer in terms of narrative in its final two-thirds, is trying to unravel the tangled timeline of the virus’ spread that the movie’s many background news reports paint. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

The 11th Hour

An Inconvenient Truth boiled down an enormous subject
consisting of frequently hard-to-impart quantitative data, then
producer-narrator Leonardo DiCaprio’s macro-environmental documentary,
The 11th Hour, takes matters a step further, exploring modern society,
the symptoms of our destructive relationships with Earth’s ecosystems
and natural resources
, and what we can do to change course.

The title of this PG-rated film (an ever-so-brief snippet of a baby seal clubbing
earns you that, in case you were wondering) conveys the undeniable
sense of urgency and passion imparted here. Featuring an array of
interviews with a wide variety of thinkers from all sorts of fields — everyone from economists, renowned scientist Stephen Hawking, and
former CIA head James Woolsey, to business leaders, sustainable design
expert Bruce Mau, and former Soviet Prime Minister Mikhail Gorbachev — The 11th Hour is at times a bit pedantic. Streamlined structure isn’t
necessarily its strong spot; while some of the digressive bits are fascinating (the notion that the human
mind “invented” the concept of the future, choosing a path of survival once mitigated, now amplified), others sap the movie’s forward-moving momentum, if only fitfully.

Yet co-directors Leila Conners Petersen and Nadia Conners
systematically reveal as propaganda claims that environmental damage is
merely a myth. They also shrewdly assay how a so-called “consumer
democracy mindset” has rendered us largely ignorant of the basic terms
by which we live in concert with the Earth
and how, without better
caretaking, humans will face the same fate as 99.9999% of all species
to ever inhabit this planet: extinction. As such, The 11th Hour
is an important and engaging film that presents a persuasive case — morally, fiscally, and existentially — for
massive activism and change. For the original capsule review, from CityBeat, click here.

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

I’ve already mentioned The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, but it’s really worth repeating, the charms of this humorous and involving, to-scale documentary from Seth Gordon. The film centers on family man and middle-school science teacher Steve Wiebe (above right), who’s the
upstart hero of the piece, about the
battle for the Guinness Book of World Records-recognized high score on
Donkey Kong, generally regarded as the most difficult classic arcade
videogame.

Wiebe is a straightforward, earnest guy who bests the long-standing record
for Kong and submits his accomplishment via videotape to a recognized governing body of videogame history and minutiae.
But the old record-holder — a crafty, smirking, self-proclaimed Jedi
Master of gaming turned hot-sauce mogul named Billy Mitchell — doesn’t
plan on going quietly into the night. Protecting his name and record,
he unleashes a fascinating scheme of proxy psychological warfare that
dredges up old grudges between now-adult arcade opponents.

The King of Kong is in equal measure about intrapersonal competition, rivalry
and compulsive obsession
, and it’s for this reason that the project has already been tapped, à la
skateboarding documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys, to be made into a
narrative feature. Though on the surface it sounds wonkish and severely
limited by its subject matter, it’s actually anything but. Director-editor Gordon really knows the value of contrasting and incidental footage (read: letting
characters hang themselves with their own words), and as such The King of Kong
achieves pleasingly squirmy moments of slack-jawed recognition, as well
as some surprisingly affecting beats. The lesson learned, once again?
Life is still high school, just writ large
. For the original capsule review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

7 Dias

U2 for a
show in his hometown of Monterrey. To finance the event, he coerces his
girlfriend Gloria (Martha Higareda) into a scheme in which they place a
bogus $500,000 bet with local mob boss Moro (Dino Garcia) on a soccer
match. They lose, yet are saved by the mobster’s son, Tony (Jaime
Camil), who so loves U2 that he prays to a little statuette of lead singer Bono in
his car. Given a week’s reprieve, Claudio and Tony set out to make
their joint dream come true — creditor oddly helping debtor through a
careening kaleidoscope of sticky business dealings.


Writer-director Fernando Kalife’s 7 Dias rides into the States on a
crest of interest in Mexican cinema
largely affirmed by last year’s
acclaim for Pan’s Labyrinth, Children of Men, and Babel, which
collectively rang up 16 Oscar nominations. It has the advantage of some
rooted specificity: U2 granted the project limited rights and music
licenses, though Kalife originally shot without them, making for some
disconnected scenes. But it is Camil’s colorful performance — part
gruff goomba, part oversized man-child — which gives the movie the
occasional bounce in its step
.

Fatally, though, much action of consequence is constructed around
universally held regard for Claudio’s deceased brother, a character
whom we never glimpse, nor really understand Claudio’s relationship
with. This, combined with Tony’s vibrancy, render Claudio a cipher in
his own story
. The film’s quick-reversal ending, too, is a cheap
gambit
, hardly earned and even less understood. With a lot more visual
flair and some sense of real danger, this could be a
south-of-the-border Guy Ritchie flick, but with heart. As is, it’s a
diverting cultural curio
, pretty much gone from your mind the moment it
ends. To view the review in its original capsule form, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

Rocket Science

Rocket Science isn’t
jet-propelled, that’s for sure. The very
loosely autobiographical narrative feature debut of Jeffrey Blitz, the director
of the Academy Award-nominated documentary Spellbound,
the movie is a slow-burning comedy of coming-of-age frustration — though like
its predecessor, it’s a work interested in the weight of words, and the power
attached to them
.

The quick wit of lanky high school introvert Hal Hefner
(Reece Thompson, above) is masked by his stuttering problem, which dooms him to
outcast status. Ambitious, hyper-articulate Ginny Ryerson (Anna Kendrick) senses
something in him, though, and recruits Hal to the school’s high-powered debate
team. A warped romantic awakening ensues, though Ginny eventually manipulates
Hal to her own ends, leading him to team up with an older, brilliant dropout —
Ginny’s ex-partner, Ben (Nicholas D’Agosto) — in an effort to wow the judges at
the New Jersey state championship.

Canted tales of adolescent angst like these are a festival
circuit staple
(see Thumbsucker, The Chumscrubber, et al), but what Rocket Science most has going for it is
its own strong sense of style and identity
and a great, deadpan lead
performance from Thompson. Tossing aside the typical pat conventions and
rigidly defined solitary motivations of such stories, Blitz conjures up a rich world
of pubescent bewilderment and ecstatic agony
. The flip side of something like
the forthcoming Superbad, which
presents its characters as walking bags of surging hormones, Rocket Science doesn’t completely shortchange
hormonal hijinks and acting out (at one point a character puts a cello through
a window… just because), but it does more fully present the awkwardness and
uncertainty that go hand in hand with teenage years, and shows how that as
often as not informs impulsive decisions and behavior that, on the surface, isn’t
necessarily sexual.

The supporting characters around Hal — from his perpetually
sweaty, snarling, obsessive-compulsive brother Earl (Vincent Piazza), to his
fractured mom’s new boyfriend (Stephen Park), the father of a classmate — are
all terrifically sketched, and the underplayed exchanges give the movie the
feel of a slowly developing Polaroid. It grows more substantial and rewarding
as it goes along
. Funny, too, are the teasing, purposefully cornball
instrumental versions of the Violent Femmes’ “Add It Up” and “Blister in the
Sun” that eventually explode into the cathartic renditions that have become alt-rock
radio staples. For the original redacted capsule review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

Descent

Audition-style
revenge, Descent
tells the story of a promising young co-ed, Maya (Rosario Dawson), whose upward
academic trajectory is bumped off course in sudden, nasty fashion. After a week
of wooing by smooth-talking jock Jared (Chad Faust), Maya is date raped. She
then floats through summer in a glassy-eyed haze, shacking up with beefy drug
dealer Adrian (Marcus Patrick) before eventually returning to school as a
teacher’s assistant — a position that uncomfortably puts her back in contact
with Jared.

Working largely in tight, saturated close-ups, feature debut
writer-director Talia Lugacy gets around the need for large crowds of extras in
ways occasionally artful (the whispered run-through of a commencement ceremony)
but just as often awkward (a radio broadcast over an empty football stadium).
Lugacy takes her time with the material; this isn’t some tawdry version of a quick-plotted after-school special. Yet after a nice set-up, the middle of the film sags like the creaky floorboards of
a condemned house. You see a physical and emotional transformation in Maya
she’s pallid and sullen — that more or less reinforces the arc of her acting
out. Yet there’s no correlative connection to this damage, largely the result
of Lugacy’s indulgence of far too many impressionistic musical sequences. It
all builds to a climax that’s both shocking and thought-provoking, but one that,
since it’s partially pegged to unknowable elements, only scratches the surface of the true, self-regenerating nature of victimization. Points for degree-of-difficulty effort,
then, trump execution, if only marginally. For the original capsule review, from CityBeat, click here and scroll down.

Stardust

Stardust is a diversionary
treat — a lively little pop fairytale that flits back and forth from one
colorful character to another
. Reminiscent, in swatches, of Willow, The Princess Bride and The NeverEnding Story,
the movie is part comedic fantasy adventure yarn, part lilting romance about awakening to the love right in front of one’s eyes; it works best as a grab-bag of brightly colored whimsy and
wonderment
.

In an attempt to win the heart of Victoria (Sienna Miller), the prettiest girl in the
sleepy English village of Wall, young Tristan Thorne (newcomer Charlie Cox, above right)
makes a wild-eyed promise to bring her back a fallen star. Crossing the ages-old
barrier that rings the city and gives it its name, Tristan enters a supernatural
parallel universe known as Stormhold. There, he discovers that the fallen star
is not an object, but actually a spirited young woman
, Yvaine (Claire Danes),
injured by her cosmic tumble. Sought by both a handful of scheming princes vying to
secure the throne of their dying father (Peter O’Toole) as well as a powerful witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) desperate to use the star to achieve eternal youth and beauty for her
and her sisters, Yvaine rather disobligingly elopes
with Tristan on a series of incredible adventures heading back toward Wall, crossing paths along the way with a quirky
pirate, Captain Shakespeare (Robert De Niro), who may not be all he seems. Like a sure but slow-dawning sunrise, love eventually blossoms between the pair.

Penned by freshman scribe Jane Goldman and directed with a spry, light touch by Matthew Vaughn, Stardust greatly favors tone over particulars.
What differentiates Stormhold from Wall is never much explained, nor
the relationship between the two cities, or certain other character
bits; one either goes with the general flow of “fairytale questing” or
becomes stubbornly resistant to the entire affair
. More pleasantly distractible than enthralling, Stardust lacks either the epic-scale frosting that a more experienced genre hand (like Peter Jackson) would give it, or the skewed, hallucinatory pop vibrancy of a bolder visual stylist (like Tim Burton). Overall, though, one can’t reasonably bear ill will toward the film, and they certainly can’t hold a grudge, not the least of which because Stardust is busy not taking itself at all that seriously. In sum,
there’s much, much more right here than wrong. For my full review, from Reelz, click here.

No Man’s Land


War is still making headlines, of course
, and with Richard Shepard’s quite excellent The Hunting Party looming on the horizon (more on this soon), I thought I’d re-post this review of 2001’s No Man’s Land. To wit:

Writer-director Danis Tanovic’s film opens with a group of Bosnian soldiers, ostensibly on a relief mission, lost in a thick, soupy battlefield fog. It’s an apt visual metaphor for No Man’s Land, a well-acted, thoughtfully constructed tragicomic exploration of just how murky all-consuming hate can be, even among starkly pronounced enemies.

Set in 1993 during the height of the Bosnian civil war, No Man’s Land takes its title from where its lead characters find themselves trapped. When the aforementioned fog dissipates and the Serbs open fire, reneging on a tentative peace accord, a T-shirt-clad fighter named Ciki (Branko Djuric) survives and manages to make his way to an abandoned ditch in between the two entrenched fronts. When the Serbian commander sends two of his soldiers to check the trench, Ciki hides and they find nothing. Before they leave, the duo set a booby trap, laying one of the dead Bosnian soldiers on a spring mine so that when his comrades find his body and move it, they too will be killed. As they finish the job, they notice that an abandoned rifle there minutes before is now missing; someone is in the trench with them. Cornered, Ciki springs from his hiding place, killing one of the Serb soldiers and wounding the other, a shiny-pated rookie named Nino (Rene Bitorajac). Rather than finish Nino off, however, Ciki spares him, figuring he may be a useful bargaining tool.

Adrien Brody), frustrated by the stultifying inaction of his United Nations superiors, who include the rather obviously named Colonel Soft (Four Weddings and a Funeral’s Simon Callow).

Much more than just an absurdist predicament, No Man’s Land manages to pull moments both light (the soldiers call the UN peacekeepers “smurfs” because of their light blue helmets) and grim — as well as always human — from its set-up. Ciki and Nino’s arguments are at first very straightforward and didactic, but as the film moves away from speechifying and into more illustrative examples of their (assumed) differences, it really gathers steam.

Plenty of films of this type, in which two mortal enemies are confined to specific quarters, have rosy and/or oversimplified worldviews that usually translate into cloying, pat resolutions. If everyone would just get together and talk, really get to know the so-called enemy, these optimistic films tell us, then things would be better, everyone would see how similar we really are to our neighbor. The small but crowning victory of No Man’s Land, Bosnia’s official entry for the foreign language Academy Award, is that while Ciki and Nino forge an uneasy alliance for joint benefit, they never fully trust one another, they never give in to the absurdity of their situation. Yet No Man’s Land isn’t darkly pessimistic by any stretch (indeed, an opening exchange defines the difference between pessimists and optimists as being that the first always thinks things could be worse, while the latter knows they can be). It’s simply steeped in a recognizable vanity and humanity largely lacking in many pictures of its ilk — qualities that lend the film an inordinate amount of gravity. To purchase the film on DVD via Amazon, click here. (United Artists, R, 97 minutes)

Hot Rod

Directed by Saturday Night Live writer and fellow Lonely Island collaborator Akiva
Schaffer, Andy Samberg’s willfully doofy film debut, Hot Rod, is a comedy powered by the twin turbines of
over-baked emotion and adolescent alienation
. Live-at-home amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (Samberg, above) is desperate for the admiration of his
gruff stepfather Frank (Ian McShane), who picks on Rod and tosses
him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions. When
Frank falls ill, Rod — still believing a physical beatdown is the only
way to gain Frank’s respect — concocts a plan: jump 15 buses, raise
enough money for Frank’s emergency heart operation, and then… kick his
ass.

Napoleon Dynamite and Billy Madison, which indulged a similar fondness for hallucinatory asides.
Hot Rod applies the former film’s zonked-out petulance and clumsy
inelegance to a little-engine-that-could underdog story, while taking
the serial silliness of the latter to occasionally dizzying new
heights. To the movie’s credit, it cannily overplays its hand in
virtually every scene requiring sincere emotion or plot advancement
(including a fetishistic recreation of the wooded training sequence in
Footloose). Still, the relationships are all phony, since the comedy is
discrete and scene-specific, with characters and motivations changing
to suit various moments
. In essence, this is a comedy destined to play in college dorm rooms over the next couple of years, with plenty of inebriated holler-backs. While often funny, Hot Rod doesn’t quite have the
steadying, consistent throughline of a fellow ramshackle comedy like, say, Tommy
Boy
. Wow, I can’t believe I just typed that…

For my original review text, from CityBeat (from which the above is expanded), click here and scroll down. I’ll have more thoughts on the film — including why its taco versus grilled cheese sandwich sequence may be a metaphor for the immigration debate — hopefully later in the day, or possibly early tomorrow.

El Cantante

Jennifer Lopez going the indie route in a bid for reclaimed credibility, and while that’s a good tack in theory, the actual films that she’s chosen don’t seem to be able to necessarily pass muster. I don’t have time to pen a full-bodied, more intellectually discerning review, but the first out of the gate, El Cantante — the dramatic biography of Puerto Rican salsa
pioneer Hector Lavoe, and Lopez’s producing debut — doesn’t deliver the goods
.

Directed by Leon Ichaso, the film charts, in flashback fashion, the passionate relationship between Puerto Rican-born Lavoe (Marc Anthony) and lively club-goer Puchi (Lopez), as well as the singer’s rocket ride to international
fame with trombonist bandleader Willie Colon (John Ortiz). The subsequent downward spiral tale is a very familiar one (drugs, silly) but Lavoe is a taciturn figure (“I don’t like talking about what hurts me, that’s just the way that I am,” he says), and the movie never really finds a way to trump that and put a fresh spin on things, narratively speaking.

Ichaso deploys a great (read: large) bag of stylistic directorial tricks (handheld close-ups, textual overlays, plenty of camera pushes and pulls) in an effort to goose you with the energy of the movie’s many music pieces. These bits give the film a thin sheen of wordless joy and pain, but the problem is that El
Cantante
says little to nothing about how Lavoe really breaks into the scene, or why the salsa movement catches on
, other than one soft-sell monologue about shared minority rhythms and agendas being mashed together for mutual benefit. Other times, Ichaso goes to clichéd slow-motion, to let us know that an “Important Decision” has just been made.

Then there are the framing, 2002-set interview segments with dubious aging make-up (the rest of the movie takes place from the mid-1960s through the ’80s), and just the entire fact that Lopez is playing a character named Puchi, which had me silently snickering and thinking of The Simpsons. Herself a habitual substance abuser, Puchi is basically an enabler and unreliable narrator — a fact which the film concedes and embraces, while also pointing out that she spent more time with Lavoe than anyone else. Again, though, the problem is that we don’t have a grasp of what drives and motivates these characters, individually or together, because the window into their shared life is so small. I suppose El Cantante works as an energy drink-boost for those already neck-deep in the salsa scene, and as a fleeting vehicle for some J-Lo ass-shaking and writhing about (they make sure to work in that scene), but there’s little here to pull in and hold viewers unfamiliar with these characters, and it’s a recognizable story with little, if any, supplementary insight. (Picturehouse, R, 116 minutes)

The Bourne Ultimatum

In 2002, The Bourne Identity drew a large part of its pop and verve from the attached-at-the-hip nature of its conceit and action — as Matt Damon’s overwhelmed, memory-impaired CIA operative Jason Bourne experienced the action in bewildering fashion, so too did the film’s audience. With elements of his personal identity uncovered, the sequels have each in their own way extended Bourne’s search for professional closure. To his former employers, however, Bourne is the loosest of loose ends, and so they’re still looking to tie him off.

The Bourne Ultimatum, then, serves as an involving and fitting bookend to Damon’s character-powered spy thriller series, paying off in a thrilling manner his amnesiac assassin’s search to uncover the roots of his identity while also delivering plenty of slam-bang, real-world action set across a sprawling variety of locations. The film opens at a dead sprint, and doesn’t much slow down; even its quiet, contemplative moments have a sense of unease and their own careening forward momentum.

Anchoring the movie in resolute fashion, Damon delivers another intense performance, absorbing information at a high rate of speed and translating that into both rapid analysis and breathless deed. The combination of massive raw intelligence and swallowed grief and self-torture that inform Bourne is captured as much in Damon’s clenched jaw and hard-set eyes as any dialogue (after all, who is left for Bourne to really open up to?), and he feels every bit the chariot driver here.

The film’s narrative proper is very contemporary in its subject matter — a covert intelligence program targeting, and in some cases eliminating, American citizens — but returning director Paul Greengrass (United 93) keeps the focus quite tightly personal. He does this by staging large swathes of The Bourne Ultimatum in crowded public places, settings where Bourne is palpably uncomfortable, and forced to constantly react and improvise.

As always, too, Greengrass trades in small details that mightily inform character, and thus help elevate The Bourne Ultimatum above and beyond its genre roots. In a game of high-stakes cat-and-mouse at a packed Waterloo Station in London, a single quick glance conveys that Bourne knows the angle of a gunshot that has felled a bystander; later, after a ferocious close-range action sequence, the director indulges Bourne a moment of quiet, broken shame over the fact that he’s been forced to kill again. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (Universal, PG-13, 111 minutes)