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Holy Rollers

A selection at Sundance earlier this year, period piece drama Holy Rollers lifts a veil on Jewish Orthodoxy and reveals a world where — shock of shocks — religious adolescents aren’t immune to doubt and desire and even behavior that contradicts their own sense of self. Unlike the recent Happiness Runs, another skewed sort of coming-of-age tale, Holy Rollers takes filtered, subjective truth and drug experimentation and spins it into something personal and woozy and idiosyncratic, yet still relatable to an outside audience without much of a deeper knowledge or rooting interest in its subcultural milieu.

Directed by Kevin Asch, from a screenplay by Antonio Macia, the film is inspired by actual events in the late 1990s when Hasidic Jews were recruited as mules to smuggle ecstasy from Europe into the United States. Jesse Eisenberg stars as Sam Gold, a young Hasid from a tight-knit Brooklyn community who is nervously following the carefully prescribed path laid out for him by his family, which includes studying to become a rabbi, working with his garment dealer father, Mendel (Mark Ivanir), and awaiting the final confirmation of a pending arranged marriage to Zeldy (Stella Keitel, daughter of Harvey and Lorraine Bracco). At this time, Sam falls under the sway of the charming older brother, Yosef (Justin Bartha), of his good friend and neighbor, Leon Zimmerman (Jason Fuchs).

Yosef taps Sam to help him transport “medicine” for Jackie Solomon (Danny Abeckaser, above left), an Israeli dealer who operates under the guise of an import-export business. (Yosef’s amusing advice for a nervous Sam: “Relax, mind your business, and act Jewish.”) Crunching numbers on the fly, Sam quickly demonstrates his business acumen to his new boss, who takes Sam under his wing. As he showcases his increasing indispensability to Jackie, Sam finds his heady exposure to the respective nightlife worlds of Manhattan and Amsterdam, which he frequents for travel, to be both exciting and corrosive. As the business grows and his family starts to become suspicious of his illegal activities, Sam grapples with a not-exactly-discouraged burgeoning attraction to Jackie’s girlfriend Rachel (Ari Graynor, above right), and slowly comes to realize the unstable nature of the façade related to all this easy money. Caught between life as a smuggler and the path back to God, Sam has no easy answers, but instead only tough choices.

Eisenberg is an actor who, ever since bursting onto the scene in 2002’s precious, somewhat contrived Roger Dodger, has induced in me a not completely explicable exasperation. He suffered a terrible wig in Cursed, which would’ve failed irrespective of his involvement. And I’ve actually legitimately dug a couple films in which he’s appeared, most notably The Hunting Party and Adventureland; while it would be snide and neither fair nor totally true to say I enjoyed them in spite of his presence, they haven’t exactly been actorly triumphs, in my view. I’ve tolerated Jesse Eisenberg, in other words, waiting for him to give me something different, something less mannered and obvious than the same stammering nice guy wallflower of whom he’s played various iterations.

Holy Rollers is the film that finally shows a glimpse of something different. It’s not jaw-droppingly revelatory, but Eisenberg’s attuned performance showcases the slow bleed of secularism into Sam’s distinctly ethnic patter, and when he propositions elopement with Rachel in fitful fashion late in the movie, it plays as both a mock come-on from a guy who doesn’t know from flirting as well as heartbreakingly real.

Debut feature director Asch keeps the tone relaxed and real, so that one has an appreciation of the sincerity of Sam’s faith without it becoming a smothering trait. In portraying the difficulty with which Sam stands astride two worlds, increasingly at odds, the movie doesn’t implicitly choose a side, and the audience is the ultimate winner in the adaptation of this unlikely true story, which richly captures all the befuddlement of youth, albeit in some circumstances of extreme duress. (First Independent, R, 89 minutes)

The Oath

It’s no surprise that Middle Eastern-set tales of war, religion, families torn apart and the jumbled intersection of all three have become rich documentary fodder over the past decade; nonfiction filmmakers, as much as anyone else trading in the feature narrative realm, go where the stories are. The worst of these movies goad and poke, playing merely to audience expectation about what feelings their subject matter should elicit. With The Oath, though, director Laura Poitras does something remarkable, and in its own way instructive and important: she constructs a three-dimensional portrait of a ex-jihadist who, nearly a decade removed from the commencement of the war in Afghanistan, still hasn’t found what he’s looking for, and in some ways remains more confused than ever.

Though imprisoned at the time, Abu Jandal (above) became an important figure in American intelligence circles in the wake of the September 11 terror attacks. As Osama bin Laden’s bodyguard and a self-proclaimed “emir of hospitality” for Afghan jihad recruits, he personally met and hosted all of the 9/11 hijackers, even though he claims (and there’s good reason to believe) he had no operational foreknowledge of their plan.

A nominally reformed family man (after serving more than two years in Yemeni prison, for charges stemming from the bombing of the USS Cole, he was released in 2003 as part of a government reeducation and reintegration program), Jandal is a taxi driver in Yemen when we meet him. He doesn’t make a great first impression. One glimpses some of the salving effects of domesticated life (Jandal waking up his
son Habeeb for 4:30 a.m. prayers, and instructing him in religious ritual), even as one winces at the pictures of an infant with an AK-47. Almost immediately, Jandal emerges as a bundle of contradictions, extolling the “stain” upon America’s reputation rendered by the World Trade Center attacks while also popping a Coke, a detail the director doesn’t miss. Later, he explains why, despite having fought on the front lines in Bosnia, he would not have participated in a “spectacular” attack like 9/11, even if asked by bin Laden; the next day, he reconsiders, and asks the tape of that interview to be deleted.

The offscreen foil for much of Jandal’s inner tumult is his brother-in-law, Salim Hamdan, bin Laden’s personal driver and the first Guantanamo Bay prisoner to face America’s controversial military tribunals. The pair’s intertwined personal histories, and Jandal’s lingering guilt over his role in Hamdan’s fate, act as prisms which allow Poitras to explore and contextualize a world that has largely confounded Western media — that of the aggrieved and politically voiceless Muslim working poor.

Poitras, helmer of the Oscar-nominated My Country, My Country, constructs The
Oath
largely as a psychological character study of Jandal, so the natural ebbs and flows of one’s opinion of her subject seem to matter relatively little. She works in file footage (Jandal on 60 Minutes,
etcetera) alongside new interview material, but also lets audiences see him in a more natural and relaxed habitat, holding forth with younger Yemeni Muslims, some of whom might be sympathetic to a life of dedicated jihad. On a certain level, the educated, reflective Jandal seems to have a bit
of a narcissistic streak; he appears to like the attention that his erstwhile
association with bin Laden provides. Yet his regret and concern for Hamdan is genuine, as is a seemingly burgeoning realization that guns and violence do not solve everything.

In so tracking Hamdan, the film also provides an overview of the flaws in America’s schizophrenic treatment of war-on-terror detainees (Congress adopted a retroactive “material support to terrorism” felony charge after the 5-3 landmark 2006 Supreme Court decision in the Hamdan v. Rumsfeld case). The Oath‘s objectivity, its greatest narrative asset, naturally limits its potential commercial reach, since reactionary forces even beyond the reach of FOX News still peddle this brawny, mock-patriotic notion that the faintest strokes of grey morality give “aid and comfort to America’s enemies,” as if either complacency or contentment can themselves pack a C4 cap or trigger a dirty bomb, or were somehow in abundance in Afghanistan on September 11.

What one is left with in The Oath is a stirring, engaging film that elicits more questions than it answers. Near the end of the movie, we learn that the actionable intelligence
from Jandal’s (non-coerced) debriefing, spread out over two weeks, was so
important to the United States learning more about bin Laden and
Al-Qaeda that the very start of the war in Afghanistan was delayed in
order to allow for it to continue. We also see Jandal talk broadly about human rights, and then moments later argue against Al-Qaeda ever being drawn into the political process, saying, “When you accept the other as he is, then you’re in agreement with his infidelity and lowliness.” His fuse seems still lit, basically. So what gives? Radicalism isn’t just a flame to be snuffed out, the movie posits, perhaps unnervingly to some. After all, both water and fire are sometimes used to fight fire. (Zeitgeist, unrated, 96 minutes)

The New Daughter

Kevin Costner exudes trace elements of that same rumpled, weary Costner-ian charm that’s made him a very rich man in The New Daughter, a moody, middling and partially supernatural drama that suffers from a subject-mismatched title and terrible DVD cover art.

In similar fashion to movies like The Uninvited and Brittany Murphy‘s Deadline, The New Daughter is one of those flicks where a wounded protagonist/family (preferably including a writer) repairs to remote rural home, in an attempt to shake off recent malaise or trauma. Here, Costner is John James, a newly divorced father of two (and, yes, writer), who moves into a two-story South Carolina manse with his 14-year-old daughter Louisa (Ivana Baquero, of Pan’s Labyrinth) and seven-year-old son Sam (Gattlin Griffith). When Louisa starts to behave in a bizarre and increasingly violent manner, John must determine whether her acting out is linked to a giant, mysterious burial mound on the edge of his property. (Hint: it is.) A teacher at his kids’ school (Samantha Mathis) tries to offer some aid and comfort to the newly single John, and a local professor (Noah Taylor) eventually shows up to drop some verbiage regarding burial mound mythology and all that. In the end, though, it’s all about John, a shotgun, and fire, which seems a bit yawningly conventional for all the rather laborious set-up here.

There’s a pinch of The Others-style spookery here, but The New Daughter, based on a short story by John Connolly, ismostly a drama of domestic unsettledness. The directorial debut of [Rec] and Quarantine screenwriter Luis Berdejo, the movie benefits from Costner’s mooring presence; he instinctively knows that less is frequently more, and his slow-peddling — along with Berdejo and cinematographer Checco Varese’s decision to rely mostly on wide lenses — help give the proceedings an aura of naturalness and respectability. This isn’t merely an exercise in boo-scares, in other words. Still, for all its slow-building drama, the screenplay never really builds upon its surface-level dread in deeply interesting ways; the threat is pretty much what one figures it to be early on, and nudging adornments in parallelism (Sam gets an ant farm in his classroom) don’t exactly thrill.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, The New Daughter comes to DVD presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, with a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio track and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. Supplemental extras include a robust slate of deleted and extended scenes (mostly the former, and more than a dozen, running 22 minutes), an 11-minute behind-the-scenes featurette that includes interviews with Costner, source material author Connolly, the film’s producers and others, and the movie’s theatrical trailer. Its weightiest bonus feature, however, is a feature-length audio commentary track with Berdejo. Although his heavily accented English is at times an impediment to understanding, he comes across as a humble and interesting guy, and also shares good anecdotes and practical filmmaking tips (shooting down directly into a flame will result in smoke damage to a camera, so use a mirror, kids!). He also gives props to many crew members for their ideas, and talks up Jorge Rojas’ art, which is used in the movie. To purchase The New Daughter on DVD via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) B- (Disc)

Brett Ratner Talks Kites, What on His Wikipedia Page Bugs Him

Brett Ratner is credited with helping Jackie Chan cross over into American superstardom via the Rush Hour series, so it’s perhaps less curious than on the surface it seems, him lending his pop cinema instincts to another filmmaker. Director Anurag Basu’s Kites is a unique Bollywood movie in a number of ways, not the least of which is the fact that it unfolds mostly in English and Spanish, with a pinch of Hindi. Then there’s its unprecedented release strategy, which sees a reworked 90-minute version, “remixed” by Ratner and featuring a new score by Graeme Revell, land in theaters May 28, one week after the 130-minute original. A multicultural mash-up, Kites centers on a carefree Las Vegas grifter and dance instructor (Hrithik Roshan) who haphazardly reconnects with a Mexican beauty (Barbara Mori), one of many illegal immigrants he’s married for money. On-the-lam shenanigans ensue. I caught up with Ratner recently to talk about the globalization of film, spare Bollywood foley work, and what on his Wikipedia page haunts him. For the interview, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

Avatar

What’s really left to say about Avatar that hasn’t already been said? After Titanic, self-proclaimed “king of the world” James Cameron did something precious few in-demand filmmakers even attempt to do — he basically went away to dream it all up again. That Cameron returned and basically smashed another industry-redefining grand slam out of the park is an amazing feat. That he even tried — that he wasn’t interested in merely collecting big paychecks for summer movie action tentpoles, which he could do annually until well past the age most everyone else would retire — is what’s most interesting to me.

Avatar broke all sorts of commercial records, and even evoked the interest of homeless people. It raked in a cool $750 million domestically, but an even more astounding $1.98 billion worldwide. Its technological innovations — from its proprietary camera system and face-mapping to its 3-D presentation — helped drive this hearty, collective ka-ching!, turning the movie into an event even for those that don’t typically turn out for films in theaters. So what does Avatar play like revisited on DVD, where it not too long ago saw its release?

Well, stripped of its 3-D “wow factor,” in which the expansive vistas of Pandora are understandably clipped by any home-viewing experience, some of the film’s stitching and seams undeniably reveal themselves. But this dual-layer DVD is filled nearly to its size limit, which means the 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer looks superb, with striking color and contrast. There are English language Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound and 2.0 stereo audio tracks, as well as Spanish and French Dolby surround tracks, and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. The rub — no supplemental extras. The loaded special edition no doubt lurks out there on the horizon, so plan accordingly. If you’re a stickler for the most up-to-date stuff, you might want to hold off, or of course go with the Blu-ray version, if you don’t already have that; if you’re a less discerning fan who just wants a copy of the (new) biggest movie of all-time to revisit at your leisure, well, this release works fine. To purchase this DVD via Amazon, click here. A- (Movie) C (Disc)

Todd McCarthy on Jean-Luc Godard’s Film Socialisme

Over on his new IndieWire blog, Todd McCarthy has a go at Jean-Luc Godard’s latest, Film Socialisme, noting that it elicited an empty reaction set from him — neither provoking, amusing, stimulating, intriguing, infuriating nor challenging. Sight unseen, but based on descriptions of the movie as well as wading through a couple of Godard’s last several films, I have to say I would most probably be inclined to agree. There’s a difference between works that are abstruse, but leave one a bit gobsmacked and leaning forward, and the punishing hectoring of a brilliant but mean-minded auteur.

Bad Santa

A bawdy, non-politically correct comedy that wears its considerable chip on its shoulder with a certain unmitigated glee, Bad Santa may be one of the most one-note comedies of the year, but it’s also one of the funniest, packing three times as many laughs as Elf, a movie too timid to commit to anything beyond the notion of a set-piece. Written by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa (Cats & Dogs) and directed by Terry Zwigoff (Ghost World, the documentary Crumb), Bad Santa is a film whose vulgar insolence is manifest from the start — there’s not so much an arc as a furiously maintained plateau — yet it’s also a strangely involving picture, akin to Michael Ritchie and Walter Matthau’s classic Bad News Bears in its annoyed and lecherous yet ultimately relatable humanity.

A deliciously irritable Billy Bob Thornton stars as Willie Stokes, a coarse, washed-up, boozed-up department store Santa Claus whose self-loathing has transformed into a general nastiness and truculence that oozes from every pore. He swears at kids, urinates in his pants and screams down mothers who try to approach him as he eats. The Santa gig is his con, though; together with his increasingly exasperated dwarf partner Marcus (Tony Cox), the two suffer Novembers and Decembers in humiliating costume in order to pull off Christmas Eve heists. It’s worked for eight years running, but when they settle in Phoenix, the doting attentions of a fat, picked-on kid (Brett Kelly, above right) drive Willie even further past distraction.

Those smitten with the softly rhythmic, oddball charms of Zwigoff’s first two films will be largely thrown by his work here; the film seems undertaken more as a curiosity or perhaps to settle a bet. It’s not that smooth most of the time, but it does share a rich and unflinching affinity for damaged characters with those earlier efforts. Zwigoff doesn’t insert any leavening winks, either, to try to let Thornton’s character off the hook, and let audiences know that they’re all in on the joke together.

In interviews, Thornton has described the movie as bringing to bear the sensibility of South Park upon the spirit of It’s a Wonderful Life, and he’s not far off really. Bad Santa is lewd, irresponsible and in its narrative longview perhaps not extremely well sketched. Yet its unrelenting nature, winning supporting players (the late John Ritter, Bernie Mac and Lauren Graham all guest, to bizarrely amusing effect) and consistently hilarious joke writing can’t help but win you over. It’s comedy outside the lines, and it’s absolutely wonderful — a twisted holiday movie for “the rest of us.” (Dimension, R, 93 minutes)

Extreme Cave Diving

I didn’t know spelunking was the new rage, but it seems to have cropped up in all sorts of movies relatively recently, from narrative features and festival shorts to documentaries. The latest is this hour-long NOVA title, Extreme Cave Diving, which sounds like it should come with a coupon for a free six-pack of Mountain Dew.

Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry posited that space was the final frontier, but we’ve actually barely scratched the surface of the mysteries of our own planet, especially as it pertains to the cavernous depths of our oceans. Following the charismatic Dr. Kenny Broad, director-producer James Barrat’s Extreme Cave Diving takes viewers on an interesting journey deep into blue holes — dark, heretofore largely unexplored underwater caves formed during the last ice age, when the sea level was nearly 400 feet below what it is today.

These areas are treacherous as much for what isn’t known about them as for what is, but Broad and his interdisciplinary team of climatologists, paleontologists and
anthropologists are excellent tour guides for this trip, providing nice shorthand contextualization for why such mysteries abound. And these caves aren’t as lonely as one would expect, either — magnificent creatures alien to human eyes scour the depths of the ocean, broadening the mysteries of life on Earth. Wes Skiles’ cinematography is stirring and evocative, capturing this “alternate universe” in a way that leaves one leaning forward in wonder.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Extreme Cave Diving comes to DVD presented in 1.78:1 widescreen, with an English 2.0 stereo audio track that more than adequately handles the relatively straightforward and meager aural demands of this title. There are unfortunately no supplemental bonus features to speak of, save some promotional link information. To purchase the DVD from PBS, phone (800) PLAY-PBS, or click here; to purchase the DVD via Amazon, meanwhile, click here. B (Movie) D (Disc)

Waiting For Superman Showcases National Education Failures

So after the more loose-limbed diversions of his guitar-gods documentary
It Might Get Loud, Davis Guggenheim is unleashing his activist-uprising follow-up to An Inconvenient Truth, in the
form of the save-public-education documentary Waiting For Superman. Taken separately, on its own terms, the movie’s trailer is a fairly heartrending thing (adolescents with ulcer-inducing anxieties about their chance at a decent primary school will do that to you), but it will be interesting to see how it plays to Joe and Jane Popcorn in crowded theaters, crammed between loud explosions and dancing ninnies. (Paramount Vantage releases the film in limited fashion on September 24, with a platformed roll-out after that.)

Also, there’s the matter of timing: against the backdrop of a seriously depressed economy, will people feel too on edge and tapped out to summon compassion for this issue? That is, will they take the Tea Party biscuit, and lump meaningful education reform in with “things we don’t have the time and money for right now”? Or maybe it’s all faulty science, these standardized markers of national shortcoming in all arenas save adolescent confidence? For more information on the movie, click here.

Robin Hood

Teaming up for the fifth time, Russell Crowe and director Ridley Scott exercise their gladiatorial instincts once again with Robin Hood, a beefy, brawny epic that, not unlike Scott’s Kingdom of Heaven before it, exudes a certain world-weary spirit. While the filmmakers and studios involved in most Hollywood summer flicks are trending ever increasingly toward streamlined, bantamweight fare, Scott is tracking in the exact opposite direction.

While not dour, per se, Robin Hood provides ample evidence that the veteran filmmaker wants (and indeed, maybe is incapable of delivering anything otherwise) to make films that kick up no small amount of dust, that look beautiful but have grit, that feature dirty fingernails alongside their aggressively modern foley mixes. In placing such an emphasis on chainmail authenticity and the events that lead to “Robin Longstride” returning from the Crusades and slowly growing into such a fanciful figure of legend, however, Scott and Crowe potentially run the risk of delivering a film that is so inconveniently, wildly out of step with mainstream audience expectation as to disappoint.



Based on a script from Brian Helgeland, Robin Hood opens on the edge of the 13th century, at the end of a 10-year religiously inspired military campaign by crusading king Richard the Lionheart (Danny Huston). As they make their way home through France, Richard is felled, leaving capricious younger brother Prince John (Oscar Isaac) susceptible to the more cunning machinations of Godfrey (Mark Strong), a power player looking to stoke the fires of Northern discontent against the British crown, and pave the way for a French incursion.

Robin Longstride (Crowe) is but a lowly archer, garrisoned for fighting, but he soon finds himself on the lam with a motley crew of fellow soldiers, including Little John (Kevin Durand). Using the dead king’s crown and a dead knight’s sword, the group secures passage back to England, letting the lies of their noble stock live on for a while. Haunted by a wish to a dying countryman, Robin feels compelled to return said sword to the fallen knight’s father, Sir Walter Loxley (Max von Sydow), where he meets widower Marion Loxley (Cate Blanchett). Walter then concocts a scheme to welcome Robin back as his deceased son, which he asserts will offer legal protection for their already squeezed, almost starving estate upon his passing.

As Godfrey’s deceits are revealed, various parties inveigh upon Prince John to strike a conciliatory tone with the overtaxed, fed-up tribal factions of Northern England, in order to more effectively turn back the gathering foreign threat. The young king momentarily accedes, and the penultimate showdown in Robin Hood is a beach-set burly-brawl, in which Robin gets to wade out into the tide and smash swords with Godfrey, against a chaotic backdrop that serves as a period piece homage to Saving Private Ryan‘s opening Normandy sequence.

Despite Crowe’s insistence to the contrary, agitated Tea Partiers will likely find a political message here, sparking to the film’s anti-tax, yay-liberty! message that every man should be free to fend for himself. (They’ll conveniently ignore the fact that Robin’s country has been bankrupted largely by the hawkish over-extension of ill-advised foreign military entanglements.) But much of Robin Hood actually runs counter to what has helped entrench the character in popular consciousness. In fact, taking a page from so many comic book adaptations of late, the movie basically serves as an origin story/prequel to the Robin Hood who challenges corruption, and through his quiver and arrow gives voice to the poor. This is essentially Robin Hood’s walkabout — the period wherein he finds out about his deceased father and reaffirms the intestinal fortitude that informs his subsequent “outlaw” existence.

In and of itself that’s not a terrible thing, given the handsomeness with which this production is mounted, and the slow-burn charisma — notably from Crowe, but also some bit players — that powers the movie. It just makes for a thing to be settled into rather than whisked away by. The first hour is a bit sludgy at times, and other than the left-field decision to slap a suit of armor on her for the aforementioned beach siege, there’s not really much for Blanchett to do as Marion. Helgeland and Scott never seem to quite figure out whether their film is supposed to truly submit to the delicate flirtation between Robin and Marion (who, after all, has just lost her husband, no matter the fact that she scarcely knew him), and as such the latter just kind of floats around the film’s edges.

Finally, there’s the movie’s third act speechifying, the very idea of which is rather ridiculous; I don’t think monarchs encouraged in-the-round outdoor debate, let alone impassioned monologues of dissent. For all its investment in historical accuracy on the battlefields, it seems Robin Hood still didn’t figure out a way to completely avoid the Candyland shortcut allure of overly convenient dramatic license. (Universal, PG-13, 140 minutes)

Annette Bening on Mother and Child, and Playing Prickly

It’s perhaps difficult to use the word “anonymity” in relation to a three-time Oscar nominee, but like her husband Warren Beatty, Annette Bening exhibits a choosiness that often keeps her a bit removed from the front-loaded memories of those who dissect and debate screen acting. That will likely change in 2010. While the Chinese New Year may nominally denote it as the year of the tiger, Bening should be receiving massive amounts of ink well into next winter, courtesy of superlative turns in two films, including Lisa Cholodenko’s The Kids Are All Right. First out of the gate, however, is Rodrigo Garcia’s Mother and Child, in which Bening breathes life into Karen, an abrasive single woman who’s still carrying emotional carrying baggage from a teenage pregnancy when, in short order, she loses her elderly live-in mother and finds her interpersonal defenses slowly ground down by Paco (Jimmy Smits), a sensitive coworker. I caught up with Bening recently to talk about playing a woman in turmoil, teenage pregnancy, and the motivation of fear. For the interview, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

Alex Gibney Talks Casino Jack with Brad Schreiber

Over at Huffington Post, the astute and esteemed Brad Schreiber takes a look at Casino Jack and the United States of Money, the latest fascinating documentary effort from Alex Gibney, director of Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and the Oscar-winning Taxi to the Dark Side. The money quote: “I don’t think Jack Abramoff was a rotten apple. I think he was spectacular evidence of a rotten barrel.”

Transylmania

Mixing the usual straight-to-video staples of lowbrow humor and side servings of T&A, Transylmania tries hard to position itself as a randy, zany vampire spoof for our vampire-crazed times, following a group of misfit co-eds studying overseas as they deal with the fallout of a
Transylvanian haunted castle. Most of the jokes never really take flight, however, and the performances aren’t strong and comedically engaging enough to merit the attention of anyone other than genre completists looking to while away some time between undergraduate core studies required classes.

Stoked
over a Romanian hottie he’s met online, sex-obsessed college
student Rusty (Oren Skoog) talks a group of his dimwitted friends — including weed-happy Pete (Patrick Cavanaugh), who’s torn between dating twin sisters Danni (Nicole
Garza
) and Lia (Natalie Garza), one of whom is a square and one of whom more readily fits his party-hearty lifestyle — into joining him abroad for a semester of
beer, babes and bongs at what they think is a prestigious Transylvanian
university. What they discover instead is a creepy castle populated by a
torture-loving mad scientist, an over-cybersexed humpback, the nubile
spirit of a decomposed sorceress and a bevy of horny vampire chicks.

Transylmania was crafted by the same team behind Dorm Daze and Dorm Daze 2 — co-director/producers David and Scott Hillenbrand, and co-writers Patrick Casey and Joshua “Worm” Miller. Given their experience and rapport, it’s not surprising that the movie exhibits loads of energy, and projects the loose-limbed, casual vibe of a set with plenty of off-camera friends. Unfortunately, very little of that really translates to the screen. The performances are sub-par — hammy, self-indicating things, existing in little bubbles almost hermetically sealed from one another — and most of the action is awkwardly captured and framed. Some of the dialogue has a bit of snap, but not enough to save this wearying exercise in demonstrative demographic rib-poking.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Transylmania comes to DVD presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with an English language 5.1 Dolby digital audio track, and optional English subtitles. In addition to the normal trailer for the movie and a special “stoner” version of the same, there’s a healthy complement of supplemental material, at least quantitatively speaking. An audio commentary track with the Hillenbrands and costars Skoog, Jennifer Lyons and indefatigable self-promoter Musetta Vander kicks things off, and much congratulatory back-slapping ensues. Alternate openings and endings for the movie come with optional commentary, as do 16 minutes of deleted and extended scenes, the bulk of which expand upon some of the movie’s druggy cross-chatter, as well as the relationship backstory of Pete, Danni and Lia.

A six-and-a-half-minute gag reel highlights all sorts of problems with faulty props, as well as trouble with line readings from Cabin Fever‘s DeBello and a handful of local Romanian extras. (At least the latter have the excuse of English not being their first language.) Rounding things out is a lame, two-minute (yes, two-minute!) “behind-the-scenes featurette,” in which one of the actors actually asks if there have ever been other horror spoofs, or comedies. Well, those Scream and Scary Movie franchises come to mind. But maybe they’re too old, or outside the bounds of recollection for this flick’s target audience. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. D+ (Movie) B- (Disc)

Final 24 Series

We live in tawdry times, when news of Starlet X’s latest underwear malfunction makes its way to the splashy top “folds” of the Huffington Post or CNN’s web site. In that context, perhaps it’s no surprise, the DVD bow of Final 24, a Canadian-mounted project billed as a compelling hybrid drama/documentary series that unlocks “the hidden secrets, psychological flaws and events that resulted in the tragic deaths of global icons.” Slick, well-produced and more than a bit morbid, these DVDs — both individually and in aggregate — offer up a tabloid-style re-visitation of the last single day in the lives of its subjects, complemented by talking head interviews that range from dubious merit to surprisingly candid and revelatory.

One of the series’ debut entries focuses on Nicole Brown Simpson, the ex-wife of murdering hack golfer football legend O.J. Simpson, so right off the bat one has to wonder a bit about the whole “global icon” thing. Still, the rest of its debut slate hews a bit more closely to its stated focus, including peeks at the untimely deaths of Gianni Versace, Janis Joplin and Keith Moon, an eclectic trio to be sure. (Entries on Sid Vicious, John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith and David Koresh loom on the horizon for June, meanwhile, and River Phoenix, Marvin Gaye, Hunter S. Thompson, John Kennedy and Tupac Shakur are scheduled to get the same treatment later this fall.)

While Danny Wallace’s narration — a constant on all the titles — too often
strikes the chords of doomsday melodrama, and it’s stupendously weird and unsettling to mix real pictures of the deceased with murky reenactments and still photographs of the same actor-participants, Final 24 is undeniably well put together, however exploitative, sleazy or yawningly rehashing one may find its areas of inquiry. Producers Katherine Buck and John Vandervelde have done a great job of corralling interviewees that extend beyond the range of the usual suspects.

The Nicole Brown Simpson title is a perfect illustration of this. Once you get past the cursory descriptive inanities (“She was a diamonds-and-pearls gal, but very spiritual”), Tanya Brown (i.e., the Brown sister that wasn’t in the media every day for two or three years in the wake of the Brown-Goldman murders) has some genuinely affecting revelations about her sister’s relationship with Simpson. So, too, does David LeBon, a close friend from Nicole’s teenage years, who recounts the then 30-year-old Simpson — and at the time married, with two kids and a third on the way — hitting on the then 18-year-old restaurant hostess, and renting his new mistress an apartment because he was jealous of Nicole’s (platonic) relationship with LeBon, a roommate. In other words, there’s stuff here that’s new or interesting, even if it’s not always flattering for the subjects (a high school teacher recounts Nicole’s stated career objective to “marry someone famous”). Occasionally, the chats tip into downright uncomfortable territory; Dr. Susan Forward, billed as Nicole’s therapist, talks generally about the “Swiss cheese conscience” of domestic batterers, but also delves rather specifically into Brown and Simpson’s history, which feels a bit unnerving. And yet it’s that level of real and personal detail that gives these titles their pop. One can’t quite completely look away… even if on some level they would like to.

Housed in regular plastic, white Amaray cases featuring cover photos of the reenactment participants, with a unifying stamp of “Final 24: A Dramatization” stuck in the lower righthand corner, all the Final 24 titles come on region-free discs, and run right around 48 minutes apiece. There are no accompanying bonus materials, so an audience member must bring to each title their own level of pre-gauged interest and historical contextualization. B+ (Movies) D+ (Discs)

A Nightmare on Elm Street

For a moment, I thought about staying up for 72 consecutive hours after seeing A Nightmare on Elm Street, in an effort to see if sleep deprivation increased my admiration for its bleary-eyed performances, or otherwise gave the movie any shading and nuance not heretofore detected. Such an exercise in “method reviewing,” however, would be more comparative analysis than director Samuel Bayer’s reboot of Wes Craven’s 1984 horror film deserves.

Despite hewing closely to the original in some of its set piece deaths, one’s familiarity with that horror genre touchstone is hardly a necessity. As with most movies of its ilk, the storyline here centers around a group of kids stalked by a ghastly figure, in this case the burned, dream-world presence of Freddy Krueger (Jackie Earle Haley), an old elementary school groundskeeper about whom the small burgh’s other adults have been harboring an old secret. Once the babe and the only guy whose jerky-surly demeanor seems capable of infusing some personality into the proceedings (Katie Cassidy, above, and Thomas Dekker, respectively) are dispatched, that leaves audiences stuck with high school drabs Nancy (Rooney Mara, younger sister of Kate Mara) and Quentin (Kyle Gallner), as they try to unravel the mystery of why they’re suddenly being dream-stalked by the same menacing figure.

There’s a bit of an expanded backstory for Krueger here, but not much in Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer’s screenplay to make one feel anything very deeply. The introduced notion of “micro-naps” (a sort of auto-sleep function of the human brain that kicks in after two-plus days without sleep, and results in auditory and visual hallucinations) provides a ready-made template for some interesting narrative hiccups and head feints about how Krueger enters the consciousnesses of his victims, but the filmmakers massively drop the ball in this regard. Neither does the script have any sort of genuine, fevered investigative pop. Apart from a cursory dab of over-emoting spread thinly over two scenes, none of the characters seems particularly thrown for a loop that, you know, there is a character (at this point they don’t even know he is essentially the spirit of a real person) who can physically kill them only in their sleep; at one point Quentin just blurts out, “If you die in your dreams, you die in real life,” which seems like lazy self-diagnosis, even for a horror film that doesn’t particularly seem to aspire to anything beyond a healthy opening weekend gross. In making the thrust of the movie a search for who Krueger is rather than why he is suddenly tormenting them, A Nightmare on Elm Street comes across like nothing so much as a boring, gory junior detective procedural.

Bayer, the director of some of the most seminal music video clips of the past quarter century, including Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” has a firm grasp of the technology at his disposal, no doubt; he lights effectively for mood, and figures out a few evocative framing devices, though I could have done without the re-up of the iconic ob-gyn-style point-of-view bathtub shot, which manages to come across as both skeevy and inappropriately humorous at the same time. Chiefly, though, A Nightmare on Elm Street is a misfire of imagination. Its sound effects-driven “boo scares” evoke a small clutch of familiar responses, but Haley’s voice, as Krueger, is so heavily processed and amplified that it has a divorcing effect from the darkness of the plotline, which is the enveloping swirl of psychological trauma resulting from child abuse. That’s a real horror, and this Nightmare on Elm Street glosses over it entirely, using it only for cheap, gimmicky effect. (Warner Bros./New Line, R, 96 minutes)

Furry Vengeance

Brendan Fraser makes a play for family audiences with Furry Vengeance, a slapstick misfire of epic proportions. Even by downwardly adjusted expectations and more forgiving standards of movies in which anthropomorphized animals do battle with humans, Furry Vengeance is witless and wince-inducing. Unsuspecting family audiences could be roped in during its debut weekend, but the movie should otherwise sink with deadly word-of-mouth, finding second wind in ancillary markets only as an innocuous video babysitter. For the full review, from Screen International, click here. (Summit, PG, 91 minutes)

Naked Ambition

Renowned celebrity photographer Michael Grecco makes a Michael Moore-esque leap behind the camera with Naked Ambition, a documentary feature that is billed as “an R-rated look at an X-rated industry,” all as told through the lens of the production of a same-titled coffee table book. A glossy, glancingly entertaining piece of masturbatory self-promotion, Grecco’s film purports to examine this amazing taboo subculture, and what draws people to it, but it mainly just serves as a small slice of “freak pie,” charting three days of choppy interactions with adult industry conventioneers.

Naked Ambition shares a love for name-dropping with at least one of its subjects, touting on its DVD cover an association with Jenna Jameson, Sunny Lane, Joanna Angel, Ron Jeremy and Nautica Thorn. In truth, adult industry icons like Jameson and Jeremy only pop up sparingly (the former isn’t even interviewed), since Grecco’s film is actually part of a side project (the book) that is and of itself another side project. The movie unfolds at the 2006 AVN awards in Las Vegas, where Grecco has been contracted to photograph the awards show winners; after a couple days pulling in starlets and customers for (relatively chaste) photo sessions, he sets up a sidebar backdrop to corral more reluctant participants, like Jameson and Hustler founder Larry Flynt.

So… apart from all the behind-the-scenes stuff relating to the photography sessions, there’s not really a cogent narrative here. Grecco touches some on ambition, but only really in the form of Lane, an eager newcomer to the business whose career is managed by her parents. (That’s a bit creepy.) Is there any through-the-looking-glass perspective from putative biz outsider Greg Fitzsimmons, the cohost of the AVN ceremony? No, and other interviewees who might provide some edifying outside context (a female psychologist, for instance) get relegated to this disc’s bonus materials.

Even when Grecco and his production assistant minions alight upon figures of interest (as with a Chinese aerospace engineer who’s built what he deems an “orgasm machine” for women, or the guy who makes hand-blown glass dildos), there’s no adequate mechanism for follow-up. Instead, there’s just plenty of indulgent voiceover narration. Grecco’s rhapsodic insights about pornography, identity and body comfort seem to alternate between the
fatuous, obvious and hyperbolic
. When he shares a brief personal anecdote about how an antibiotic he was given as a child turned his teeth brown as an adolescent and young adult, thus stunting his interpersonal skills, it’s both a bit touching but also jarring, because so little of the rest of Naked Ambition is processed as an innately personal story. It’s not that the choice itself is a problem, but that there’s no real meat here — just the selling of the selling of sex. Emerging starlets Lane, Angel and Thorn provide the closest things to through-lines for the movie, but there isn’t a strong and forceful enough intellectual curiosity to squeeze any legitimate insights from either these or any of the other subjects.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Naked Ambition comes to DVD presented in a 4×3 letterboxed aspect ratio, with an English 2.0 stereo audio track that adequately if not dynamically handles the relatively meager and straightforward aural demands of the title. Optional Spanish subtitles are also included, alongside two different trailers for the movie, and eight excised scenes, running just over 18 minutes, which delve into male performance anxiety, women’s relationship to porn (both as consumers and purveyors) and, naturally, a lifelike silicone sex doll. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) C (Disc)

Harry Brown

Its string of lesser sequels coined the derisive term “Death Wish cinema,” as well as unfortunately relegating Charles Bronson to something of a joke, but tony revenge tales with well-groomed or otherwise unlikely protagonists, from Jodie Foster’s The Brave One to last year’s first-quarter smash hit Taken, continue to crop up at the rate of three or four a year, and will always be a part of moviemaking as long as people have reason to fear for their families (which is to say as long as people have families). The gritty, engaging Harry Brown again proves this sub-genre is not purely some aggressive Stateside phenomenon. Michael Caine has cycled through his share of kindly butlers and gruff mentors of late, but his starring role as the titular avenging pensioner helps give this tale a robustness, mooring and social relevance lacking in many such films.

Harry Brown unfolds in London’s East End, against a backdrop of marauding, tension and despair. After his old pal Len Atwell (David Bradley), a fellow retiree, gets beaten to death by a group of thug teenagers, 76-year-old veteran Harry is devastated, and more than a bit scared. He doesn’t immediately start taking measures to try to make sure those responsible are brought to justice, however; like Len, he’s set upon at night, returning home from a local pub. His first act of violence is also one of defense, stabbing his attacker with a bayonet from an old Army rifle.

Meanwhile, dedicated and by-the-book detective inspector Alice Frampton (Emily Mortimer), along with her more skeptical partner, Andrew Childs (Iain Glen), are tasked by their boss with bringing this area under control, before its tensions completely boil over. They interview Harry, and arrest a gaggle of local ne’er-do-wells in Len’s death, including sneering sociopath Noel Winters (Ben Drew). Unable to completely crack their wall of silence, however, they eventually have to let the kids go. It’s at this point that Harry becomes a more proactive force of violent counterweight. Alice has suspicions about what Harry is up to, and works to bring him to justice, but isn’t able to seal the deal before a mini-riot at the neighborhood’s high-rise dwelling puts many more people in jeopardy.

Working with cinematographer Martin Ruhe (Anton Corbijn’s Control, Julie Delpy’s The Countess), debut feature director Daniel Barber crafts an unnerving, kinetic, point-of-view opening to the movie (some of the kids take cell phone video-camera footage of their exploits), but never allows Harry Brown to tip over into a jittery piece of caffeinated vengeance. It’s perfectly modulated, balanced between austere and modern. The grimy, brown-and-grey color palette convincingly communicates a setting that is oppressive and stifling for all those involved — it conveys the squalor, lack of opportunity and attendant acting out for adolescents, while also capturing the resultant fear of a general, law-abiding populace who has to keep their eyes down lest they be accused of looking askance at someone.

Martin Phipps and Ruth Barrett’s score ably portends doom, rumbling like an ominous church organ at times, and while Gary Young’s script isn’t necessarily revelatory, it does allow for a small handful of twists. Its chief asset may actually be its cleanly delineated structure, which allows for a couple remarkable long-play scenes to unfold slowly and naturally — one in a drug den, where Harry goes to try to secure a gun, and another an interrogation sequence in which Alice remains cool and collected in the face of Ben’s nasty rants. While matters of violence are at its core, Harry Brown isn’t a movie that feels the need to goad or prod viewers all that unnecessarily with flashes of stylistic excess, and this works quite well, in lockstep with its shuffling protagonist. It’s a kind of urban western, in a way. Things only get a bit hairy in its gone-to-hell finale, which (unsurprisingly, I guess) favors brawny crescendo over something more muted.

Through this all, Caine delivers a performance befitting his experience, and in line with some of his strengths — an ability to convey anxiety or swallowed fear within physical stillness. Informed by the crumbling social structures around him, Harry’s journey is an honest one. It may not be marked by choices all of us would make in our own lives, but it rings true. Because, after all, the capacity for violence exists in all of us. (Samuel Goldwyn, R, 101 minutes)

Unfunny, With a Vengeance

The letter “N” isn’t close to the letter “R” on a keyboard, but that potential keystroke error is about as close as Furry Vengeance gets to funny. Full review to follow tomorrow, but those at the press screening yesterday will forevermore share a special bond. Others will think they know… but they just don’t.

The Good Heart

Brian Cox and Paul Dano, costars in Michael Cuesta’s arresting L.I.E., reteam for Icelandic filmmaker Dagur Kári in the form of The Good Heart, a spare drama of unlikely mentorship that makes good use of its two actors’ talents and rapport, but ultimately comes off as a self-conscious collection of grimy, fringe-dwelling “types.” The rising profiles of its two stars — including Dano’s lauded turn in There Will Be Blood, and Cox’s commercial recognizability from X2 and two of the three Jason Bourne films — will help lend Stateside arthouse intrigue and credibility to what is otherwise a fairly thinly sketched tale of fated emotional awakening. For the full original review, from Screen International, click here. (Magnolia, R, 94 minutes)

Riddles of the Sphinx

Owing to their massive size and pre-technological precision, the Egyptian pyramids have long captured the fancy of subsequent generations of humankind. And among them, the strange half-human, half-lion image of the Great Sphinx has inspired countless
fantastic theories about its origins. The condensed documentary title Riddles of the Sphinx digs into that mystery a bit, for armchair historians who perhaps never matriculated beyond high school.

For more than 4,500 years, the Great Sphinx has cast its enigmatic gaze over Egypt’s Giza plateau. The biggest and oldest statue in a land of colossal ancient monuments, its scale is staggering: the mighty head towers as tall as the White House while its body is nearly the length of a football field. So how was it built, and who or what does it actually represent? Surprisingly, scribes of the period when it was constructed (during Egypt’s Old Kingdom) are relatively silent. Adding to the mystery, archaeologists found that its creators abruptly discarded their tools, and abandoned the structure when it was nearly complete.

Searching for clues, NOVA’s expert team of archaeologists carries out eye-opening experiments that reveal some of the exacting techniques and incredible labor that was invested in the carving of this gigantic sculpture. The team also unearths new discoveries about the people who built the Sphinx, and perhaps why they created such a haunting and stupendous image. Riddles of the Sphinx is basically one part scientific inquiry for every two parts speculative tease, but the somewhat saccharine blend is such that it doesn’t irritate too much, as long as one can happily indulge their own imagination.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Riddles of the Sphinx comes to DVD presented in 1.76:1 anamorphic widescreen, with an English language stereo audio track that more than adequately meets the meager demands of its aural construction. There are no notable bonus features, unless chapter stops get you all hot and bothered. To purchase the DVD, phone (800) PLAY-PBS, or simply click here. C+ (Movie) D (Disc)

Please Give Redux

Nicole Holofcener’s Please Give opens this week, which means there’s a chance to slap back up my review from last month. Some of its pivots are a bit too transparent in their commercial nature, but Holofcener has interesting things to say about the nature of what we materially covet and how that impacts our individual worldview, and she knows how to carefully seed a story with quietly revelatory dialogue.

Aero Hosts Special Tales From the Script Screening, Panel

For those in the Southern California area, screenwriters Steven de Souza, Peter Hyams, Adam Rifkin, Bruce Joel Rubin and Kriss Turner are all slated to appear in person at a special screening of Tales From the Script at the Aero Theatre tomorrow night, Wednesday, April 28, at 7:30 p.m. An engaging documentary look at the screenwriting trade, the movie gives wide berth to its many fascinating subjects, and ergo delivers good (and alternately thoughtful and heartbreaking) anecdotes, for those that are able to make it. Director Peter Hanson will moderate a special panel after the screening, and copies of both the film on DVD and its tie-in companion book will be available for purchase at the event. The Aero Theatre is located at 1328
Montana Avenue in Santa Monica.
Tickets for this and other events at the Aero are
available through
Fandango
, but for 24-hour recorded information on directions and the
Aero’s upcoming schedule, phone (323) 466-FILM.