It's a happy birthday to Jenna Jameson, who turns 34 today, and perhaps celebrates by lathering up her now-implant-free breasts. After a dozen years or so in the hardcore biz, Jameson is making the leap to legit theatricals with the very tongue-in-cheek Zombie Strippers, which opens next week, April 18, in a dozen-plus cities, and on April 25 in a few more. I interviewed Jameson this past week, and she's a fascinating gal, so there will be more on that chat (including her opinions on Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush), as well as the aforementioned movie, in the coming week-plus.