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Valkyrie

A serviceable if straightforwardly plotted historical thriller, director Bryan Singer’s Valkyrie, starring Tom Cruise as a German officer who joins a plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler, will play decently with those who have helped make speculative and non-fiction World War II tales a viable small screen cottage industry. Rooted in actual events, the film more or less compensates for a lack of verve and action with solid production design and crisp, respectable performances from its ensemble cast, which includes Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy and Terrence Stamp.

Set mostly in July, 1944, the story focuses on Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (Cruise), a German officer who has become appalled by Hitler’s atrocities and the outrages committed by his Nazi SS. Joining up with a band of resistance plotters consisting of both senior officers and other statesmen-in-waiting, von Stauffenberg helps refine a plan to kill Hitler with explosives, and use the momentary period of resulting confusion to take over Berlin, and thus the government. The conspirators arm themselves with Hitler’s own code-named emergency plan to stabilize the nation in the event of his attack or demise, hoping to quickly mobilize the reserve army and turn them against the brutal SS elite.

Apart from an opening air attack sequence, Valkyrie is fundamentally a film about back-room plotting, not big-stroke action. There are a few striking visual markers — uncradled phones and slamming typewriter keys — that hint at kinetic, building tension, but Singer also misses key opportunities to inject a little energy and visual flash into the story, as exemplified by a clumsily staged arrest sequence late in the film. Valkyrie at times feels emotionally constrained, too invested in knit-brow speechifying.

That said, there’s a polished, professional sheen to the film. Greys dominate cinematographer Newton Thomas Sigel’s palette, highlighting the despair the conspirators feel. John Ottman’s score pushes all the right buttons, and since he’s also the movie’s editor the match of image and music seems to especially work well in concert. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (MGM, PG-13, 120 minutes)

Philip Seymour Hoffman on The Daily Show

Philip Seymour Hoffman appeared on The Daily Show last night, in support of John Patrick Shanley’s Doubt, and the most interesting portion of his conversation with host Jon Stewart centered around the institutionalized sexism… err, gender-biased hierarchy of the Catholic church, which comprises the backdrop against which the film’s 1960s-set tale of possible sexual abuse unfolds. Hoffman said that was difficult to wrap his mind around, and so the scene where he subtly usurps the power of Meryl Streep’s headmistress nun by sitting in her chair freaked him out and gave him pause because, as he pointed out, “That’s not a nice thing to do — then she won’t like me!”

Jennifer Aniston Goes Nude for GQ

OK, Jennifer Aniston: you win. You got me to post a picture of you — a nude picture of you, from a recent GQ photo shoot — in promotion of your new PG-rated movie, the Christmas release Marley & Me. Your Ph.D. in media manipulation surpasses my Baccalaureate of willpower. Check and mate. Again, you win. I acknowledge this. Just please stop talking, and leave Angelina Jolie out of this.

What Doesn’t Kill You

The directorial debut of longtime character actor Brian Goodman, What Doesn’t Kill You slots in as this December’s Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, which is to say a Northeastern-set tale of marginalized fringe-dwellers forced, by desperate circumstances, into making One Last Bad Decision.

It’s not a knock at all to say that the Lumet-ian crime drama is a sort of flip-side companion piece to movies like We Own the Night and Pride and Glory — the big similarity being the intersection and messy entanglements of family and illicit activities, and the key difference being the lack of any concrete, behind-the-badge perspective. Well acted and solidly put together, What Doesn’t Kill You may not win prizes for narrative trailblazing, but fans of both similar films and the actors involved here will no doubt take to its distressed genuineness.

At the center of the movie are two knockabout guys, Brian (Mark Ruffalo, above) and Paulie (Ethan Hawke), longtime friends who grew up as close as brothers on the gritty streets of south Boston. Living by the code of their dog-eat-dog neighborhood, their petty crimes and misdemeanors eventually bring them under the wing of local crime boss Pat Kelly (multi-hyphenate Goodman). After 15 years of errands and percentile cuts, though, they’re looking for bigger stakes. When Pat gets shipped off to prison on an old homicide rap, the pair make their move, carving out their own niche by muscling in on the business of a coke dealer friend. As Brian becomes increasingly lost in a haze of drugs, even the love he has for his wife (Amanda Peet) and two children doesn’t seem like it will be enough to redeem him.

Soon Brian and Paulie land in prison too. Brian gets out first, and tries to put his life back on track with the assistance of a neighborhood mentor who urges him to consider AA meetings. But when Paulie gets out and unveils bold plans for (the obligatory) one last heist, will underemployed Brian find the allure of old fraternal bonds and the potential of quick, easy money too much to resist?

The film’s press notes assert that it’s based on events from Goodman’s life, which may be what lends the screenplay — co-written with Paul Murray and Donnie Wahlberg, who has a small role as a cop who shadows and harasses the guys — an air of unfussy authenticity, if not necessarily deep originality. Certainly Hawke and Ruffalo have a nice rapport, and the latter seems invigorated by the chance to play something a bit meatier, angrier and more assertive. Excepting a largely procedural part in David Fincher’s Zodiac, this is Ruffalo’s best screen performance in easily four or five years.

Some of the smartest, most interesting parts of What Doesn’t Kill You, though, lie in its small, anchoring grace notes. Goodman’s selection of composer Alex Wurman proves a wise one, as the delicate, melancholic piano-and-strings theme helps underscore a forlorn, parallel socioeconomic struggle innate to the narrative, and lend the movie’s underclass struggle a certain sympathetic identification. Watching and ruminating upon What Doesn’t Kill You, it’s easy to understand the Christian maxim, “Love the sinner, hate the sin.” (Yari Film Group, R, 100 minutes)

Palm Springs Festival Honors Clint Eastwood

Following on the heels of his recent feting at the Hollywood Film Festival, the 20th annual Palm Springs International Film Festival will honor Clint Eastwood with its Career Achievement Award, it was announced yesterday. Presented by Cartier, the awards gala will kick off the 2009 awards season on Tuesday, January 6, at the Palm Springs Convention Center, and will be hosted by Entertainment Tonight’s Mary Hart. Said festival chairman Harold Matzner: “Clint Eastwood is a living legend who continually raises the bar of artistic expression with each new film, whether he is acting, directing, or producing. The Palm Springs International Film Festival is honored to present Eastwood with the Career Achievement Award for his extraordinary body of work.” For more information on the festival, which runs January 6-19, click here.

Stephen Daldry On Sex Scenes, The Reader and Rudin vs. Weinstein

Stephen Daldry has only made two feature films, but he’s overseen four Oscar-nominated performances, and netted himself two Best Director Academy Award nominations to boot. His third movie, The Reader, seems to stand a solid chance of continuing those trends. Based on Bernhard Schlink’s acclaimed novel, the film centers on a 15-year-old, Michael Berg (David Kross), who in post-World War II Germany enters into a sexual relationship with a woman twice his age, Hanna Schmitz (Kate Winslet), reading her plays and literature before their steamy afternoon clinches. Their relationship dissipates, but years later, as a law student, Michael re-encounters his former lover as a defendant in a war crimes trial. Just in advance of his buzz-heavy film’s release, I spoke with Daldry about back-loading The Reader‘s intimate scenes, and the clashes between Harvey Weinstein and producer Scott Rudin that eventually led to the latter taking his name off the project. For the full Q&A chat, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

Jaman Teams with 60Frames

Jaman, a leading global community and online destination for high-definition and quality entertainment, today announced a new partnership with 60Frames to distribute original Internet programming worldwide. “In addition to growing our selection of feature films, one of Jaman’s goals is to increase our library of short-form entertainment,” said Gaurav Dhillon, founder and CEO of Jaman. “60Frames has been a leader in working with both known talent and emerging artists to create unique and highly entertaining original series for the web, and we’re thrilled to showcase their work.”

Some of 60Frames’ titles currently available on Jaman include: Who Cut the Cake?, a conversational comedy set inside the fictional Cooper/Johnson wedding, created by actor Scott Foley; Carpet Bros., a comedy about three brothers running their late father’s carpet business, created by Saturday Night Live writer Matt Piedmont and starring Tim Meadows and David Spade; Lonely Corn Muffin, a dark comedy chronicling the adventures of an ultra-conservative muffin, from South Park scribe Erica Rivinoja; and Tuned In with KCRW, Los Angeles DJ Nic Harcourt’s weekly music show, which showcases new work from favorite cutting-edge bands Dovotchka and Jolie Holland, as well as the legendary Johnny Cash, and others.

Nothing Like the Holidays

A celluloid mirror is held up to many December family gatherings in the form of Nothing Like the Holidays,
a lively, quite well cast dramedy that captures both the grey-cloud
exasperation and silver lining of time spent cooped up with blood
relatives who remain outside of driving distance for the rest of the
year
. Set amongst a sociable Puerto Rican-American family in Chicago’s
Humboldt Park area, the film leans on a strong ensemble cast to easily
trump its narrative familiarity and pat, sometimes awkward dramatic
hurdles.

The story centers on far-flung members of the Rodriguez family who converge at their parents’
home to celebrate Christmas. There’s wounded
Iraq War veteran Jesse (Freddy Rodriguez, above left), who arrives with rekindled
feelings for an old flame (Melonie Diaz), now a mother. Roxanna (Vanessa Ferlito, above right) is an actress who has been
chasing Hollywood dreams for years, and is
hopeful of good news on a recent audition. Eldest brother Mauricio
(John Leguizamo, above center), meanwhile, struggles to bridge the cultural gap
between his high-powered executive wife (Debra Messing) and the rest of
his family, most particularly his mother Anna (Elizabeth Peña), who
doesn’t hide her dismay that they haven’t yet delivered her a
grandchild. Matters are thrown into disarray when Anna shocks her children by announcing that she’s divorcing their father Edy (Alfred Molina), whom she suspects of
having an affair.

Director Alfredo de Villa (Adrift in Manhattan)
has a writing background as well, which helps him locate the
authenticity in this tale: what’s endearing about a sibling one moment
can also become suddenly irritating. He achieves this primarily though
a lot of jokey, barb-filled crosstalk, but there’s some smart visual
detail too, like the photo of Puerto Rican Hall of Fame baseball player
Roberto Clemente that hangs in the background on the wall of Edy’s
modest bodega.

The script, by Alison Swan and Rick Najara, keeps most conflict at arms’ length, defined only enough to
generate momentary drama that never really seeps out of any single,
self-contained scene. Owing to this, the movie also has trouble
balancing some of the more emotionally charged moments with its
seemingly natural instinct to inject comedy, as in a sequence where
Mauricio attempts to mitigate the conflict between his parents by
inviting over the neighbouhood priest, who’s only too happy to stuff
his face with Chinese carry-out food. Still, the combined effect of all
this voluble engagement is greater than the sum of all its parts
,
certainly enough to merit a shrug of good-natured acquiescence. For the full original review, from Screen International, click here. (Overture Films, PG-13, 98 minutes)

Eliza Dushku Talks Dollhouse, Nobel Son, Pasties



Eliza Dushku has a piercing laugh that comes across as a burst of unadulterated personality, emanating from her core. It’s in no small part that sense of ineffable genuineness — and, OK, those eyes — that helped make Faith Lehane, her character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel, a fan favorite. Dushku will be back on the small screen in short order; she’s paired up with her Buffy boss Joss Whedon for the lead role in the sci-fi series Dollhouse, set to bow as a mid-season replacement on Fox in February. In the meantime, in Randall Miller’s genre knuckleball Nobel Son, Dushku plays the fetchingly named City Hall, an artistically inclined gal who spells trouble for Bryan Greenberg’s Ph.D. student after he becomes involved in a thorny kidnapping plot in the wake of his father receiving the Nobel Prize. Just in advance of the ensemble film’s release, Dushku spoke about Dollhouse, taking a knife to her Nobel Son audition, and what sort of Christmas gifts might comprise her seasonal giving. For the full Q&A, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

Be It Resolved: Jennifer Aniston Should Stop Talking

Over on Huffington Post, Bonnie Fuller takes a rare dissenting feminine view in the ongoing Jennifer AnistonAngelina Jolie shadow tabloid war, and nails why Aniston should just take a big gulp from a warm glass of shut the hell up. Fuller accuses Aniston of “perpetrating the most fantastic press dissathon” of recent memory (giving an interview for a Vogue cover story in which she says, “What Angelina did was uncool,” then whining to Entertainment Weekly for a separate, later cover story, “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed, but you almost expect it”), and basically makes the point that Aniston can’t stop running her yapper and wearing the victim’s hoodie, which wears on guys a lot quicker than females. Who knows whether this brand damage is long-lasting or irreperable, but I can tell you that male audiences will not stick with a female movie star that they perceive as a nag and endless re-hasher of the past, no matter how finely toned the legs. Personality does still matter, shockingly.

Zoom: Back to the 70s

It’s all news to me, but Zoom was a popular PBS kids’ series in the 1970s that was created to inspire young
audiences to be active investigators, creators and problem-solvers. Since the nostalgic DVD market for those that came of age too late for the free love era is largely untapped, the debut of Zoom: Back to the 70s seems to stand a good chance of standing out and catching the attention of fortysomething-ish parents looking for a rib-nudging birthday gift. Errr… I think.

In the first TV series inspired, written and performed by kids, the
cast of “Zoomers” used material submitted by viewers to act out plays,
talk openly about their lives, experiment with games and cooking, sing
and dance, and of course have fun just being a kid. Think cable access show, as dressed up by PBS. From Ubbi-Dubbi (Zoom‘s own secret language) to Fannee Doolees and Zoom-games and -plays, nostalgia adventurers can experience the sheer joy of Zoom
all over again; featured segments include original musical numbers like “Zoomers in Wonderland” and “John Henry,” a visit with a girls ice hockey
team, pieces on how to make both stained glass cookies and the ultimate
sandwich, and games like story concentration and the rubber band relay race. This two-disc collector’s edition includes a “Best of the 70s” clip show, featuring every Zoomer from all six seasons of the show, as well as four complete episodes to enjoy just like you did back then. Frankly, upon first glance I thought this set was an elaborate put-on, a prankish ruse orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen or someone. But if the most musical zip code in history, “0-2-1-3-4,” means something special to you, then by all means, kick back, drop some acid* and remember what it was like to be a kid in the 1970s.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Zoom: Back to the 70s is presented in 1.33:1 full screen. Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes slideshow, printable Zoom cards, a guide to Ubbi Dubbi and downloadable Zoom wallpaper. To order this or any DVD or VHS release from WGBH Boston Video, phone (800) 949-8670 or click here. C (Show) C+ (Disc)

* – optional

Punisher: War Zone

A blithely depraved shoot-’em-up in which its glum protagonist cuts a retributive swath across a vast criminal underworld, Punisher: War Zone echoes back to the unthinking low-budget action movies of the 1980s, in which dialogue was only something to fill three to five minutes between set pieces. Steeped in over-the-top brutality and gore-as-comedy, this artless revenge tale has a limited fan base and shelf life.

In 2004, the directorial debut of screenwriter Jonathan Hensleigh helped prove the viability of even the bottom shelf of the Marvel Comics canon, when The Punisher, starring Thomas Jane in the vigilante title role and John Travolta as the villain, grossed just under $34 domestically, despite opening within five days of two other hardcore, higher-profile revenge films, Kill Bill Vol. 2 and Man on Fire. Without stars or much of a sense of scope, this iteration’s commercial yield should be lower, though its base-level carnage and mayhem will translate well for international action junkies, and perhaps result in an uptick there. For the full review, from Screen International, click here. (Lionsgate, R, 103 minutes)

A Colbert Christmas

In entertainment, there are spin-offs that flame out (Joey, say), spin-offs that achieve real, lasting success (Frasier, say), and then there are spin-offs that completely obliterate memory of their springboard predecessors. Though not a sit-com, were it not for the thrice-weekly inter-show pitches between its host and The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart, such would be the case with Comedy Central’s award-winning The Colbert Report.

Conceived as a satirical broadside against Bill O’Reilly and The O’Reilly Factor, and launched in the fall of 2005 with Daily Show writer and on-air talent Stephen Colbert playing a self-named, caustic, clueless right-wing blowhard, The Colbert Report (with “t” being silent in both of the last two words) was an out-of-the-box smash, injecting into the zeitgeist words like “truthiness” — Colbert’s embrace of the notion that one could “know something emotionally or instinctively, without regard to evidence or intellectual examination.” From there, the show has of course gone on to score numerous Emmy and Peabody nominations, with Colbert only further defining his mock-self-serious, ego-stoking persona through presidential primary campaigns, product solicitations and orchestrated e-campaigns to name various bridges, statues, baby bald eagles and minor league sports franchises after him.

His second hour-long DVD release, A Colbert Christmas is an affectionate, painstakingly rendered send-up of variety show-type celeb-specials of yore — canned “live studio audience” applause, low production values and chintzy backgrounds and all. The conceit of the special finds Colbert, utterly depressed at the prospect of having to pay royalties to sing existing Christmas songs, making up his own ditty, which then leads to a whirling-dervish song-and-dance routine to which he dresses himself in wintry outerwear. Unfortunately, when he tries to leave his cabin to head to New York to tape his Christmas special with Elvis Costello, Colbert finds himself “trapped” due to a huge, angry bear outside. (Bears remain one of Colbert’s steady phobias, with him frequently denouncing them as “godless killing machines.”)

Throughout his show’s tenure, Colbert has indulged in the occasional oddball musical guest and duet; he’s actually a good singer, in addition to his deft wit. So it’s no surprise, really, that Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, John Legend and Feist all make appearances in A Colbert Christmas, singing comical holiday-inspired tunes, before Costello — decked out in a little tin soldier costume — shows up for an enthusiastic, group sing-along version of “What’s So Funny (About Peace, Love and Understanding).” With Colbert contributing an angelic background vocal of response, Nelson’s number, poking fun at his, ahem, smoky image, is probably the high point (no pun intended) of the special. Most of the ditties are decently amusing but, truth be told, drag on a bit too long; far from interludes, they are the show, in essence, full musical numbers. And while that may be in general in keeping with the aping of musical specials of years gone by, for anyone who’s come to appreciate the razor-sharp satire of Colbert’s show, it also feels like a bit of doggy-paddling time filler. The show’s one real non-professional musician segment, in which Stewart stops by, and enters into a conversation with Colbert about the differences between Hanukkah and Christmas, hints at some of the amusing interplay left untapped in the creation of this show.

Housed in a regular Amray plastic case, and presented, obviously, in 1.33:1 full screen that preserves the aspect ratio of its initial telecast, A Colbert Christmas comes with a nice slate of bonus features. They include a virtual advent calendar, a bonus song, three mock “alternate endings,” and an 18-minute “Yule log” virtual fireplace, into which a couple books are tossed. All in all, A Colbert Christmas is a decent little title with some solid seasonal replay value — although one hopes its sell-through success doesn’t disincline Colbert and company from producing another holiday special further down the line. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. B- (Movie) B (Disc)

Nobel Son

In Nobel Son, Barkley Michaelson (Bryan Greenberg) is struggling to finish his Ph.D. thesis when his father Eli (Alan Rickman), a long-striding, socially artless, egomaniacal bastard, wins the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. While Eli and his wife Sarah (Mary Steenburgen), a forensics specialist and fellow academician, travel to accept the award, the former’s indiscretions, past and present, complicate matters. After a late-night hook-up with a kooky artist chick (Eliza Dushku), Barkley is kidnapped and ransomed by Thaddeus (Shawn Hatosy), who turns out to have a long-held grudge against Eli. Soon, Barkley becomes complicit in Thaddeus’ scheme, and eventually everyone gets in on the kidnapping, philandering and blackmail. And Pat Benatar is quoted… twice.

The other indie films of director Randall Miller (Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School, Bottle Shock) have, to various degrees, been intriguingly sketched if fitfully misguided character ensembles, up-and-down affairs in which fantastic scenes abut awkward and/or pointless ones. Nobel Son is Miller’s most processed work, most concerned with self-satisfied style over substance, and it’s a misstep in a different direction. The movie wants to be a pulse-quickening genre knuckleball, part Zero Effect, part Lucky Number Slevin, part dysfunctional family dramedy. But the tone isn’t at all a match with the material, no matter the gameness of an intriguing ensemble cast, and imprinted upon every frame, under the electro-throb score from Paul Oakenfold and Mark Adler, is effort, with a capital E. (Unclaimed Freight/Freestyle Releasing, R, 111 minutes)

Keep Crossword Puzzles Out of Films

You know what I hate? Films… or, more specifically, scenes in films which use crossword puzzle entreaties to showcase one character’s intelligence, worldliness, etcetera. Hate ’em, hate ’em, hate ’em. They’re frequently meant to be cute, these scenes, but without fail I find them irritating, chiefly because they’re usually prime examples of lazy screenwriting. And what triggered this recollection of my carefully packed away rage, you might ask? Last Chance Harvey, don’tcha know…

Living Colour: The Paris Concert

I happened to flip by one of VH-1’s many rock hit compilation shows recently, and there was Living Colour’s Vernon Reid, praising the hybrid, rap-rock-punk fusion of Faith No More, as particularly evidenced in their hit single “Epic.” The points he was making were not without merit, and yet it was slightly ironic, in that here was a true trailblazing pioneer lending praise to a group who owned a piece of the FM airwaves the year after his group’s debut release.

For their millions of fans around the world, of course, metal-funk rockers Living Colour need no introductions: Reid, Will Calhoun, Doug Wimbish and Corey Glover are among the leading New York musicians who helped break down the doors leading to a renewed musical landscape in the waning days of the 1980s, one the very few groups — if not the first and only — that can be talked about as authentic sons of Jimi Hendrix while all the while still retaining their own inimitable edge. All this and more is obvious in the intense 2007 concert that this disc captures, in which the swaggering masters of groove grind through tunes old and new.

Filmed in high definition at the New Morning Club in Paris, this mid-summer gig showcases a group a bit puffier in their faces, but no less accomplished on their instruments. Directed by Daniel Farhi, it’s a rollicking, well-staged show, full of nice close-ups (see Glover sweat it out!) and other smooth editorial choices. The concert kicks off with “Type,” the band’s highest charting single, before moving into “Middle Man” and “Funny Vibe,” and then seguing into “Song Without Sin,” “Nova” and “Sacred Ground.” The rest of the track listing features “Memories Can’t Wait,” “Papa Was a Rolling Stone,” “Glamour Boys,” a cover version of “Crosstown Traffic,” “Go Away,” “Either Way,” “Ignorance Is Bliss,” “Drum Solo,” “Flying” and “Love Rears Its Ugly Head” before the show closes, somewhat predictably, with a thrashing rendition of the Grammy Award-winning “Cult of Personality.” A bonafide treat for connoisseurs of the band who are aware of the fact that Living Colour’s groundbreaking music is at its most impressive when performed in the intimate heat of a small club, Living Colour: The Paris Concert also serves as a solid introduction to the group for those that might have for some reason skipped their multi-platinum 1988 debut Vivid the first time around, wrongly thinking the band was a bunch of pre-fab posers.

Housed in a clear, plastic Amray case, Living Colour: The Paris Concert is presented on a region-free disc in a 16×9 aspect ratio, with DTS stereo and Dolby digital 5.1 audio tracks. There are unfortunately no supplemental features (interviews would have been great, as these gents are articulate, interesting cats), but there is a two-CD package of the concert available as well. For more information on both releases, click here. B+ (Concert) C+ (Disc)

Kiss Me Deadly

A gay spy thriller cobbled together from bits and pieces of the amnesiac-on-the-lam Bourne series and any number of other fight-the-system actioners, Kiss Me Deadly is a straight-to-video thriller misfire starring Robert Grant and Shannen Doherty, directed by the Emmy-nominated Ron Oliver (Degrassi: The Next Generation).

Grant (Nip/Tuck, The Closer) stars as Jacob Keane, a former spy who now… works as a fashion photographer? Yes, seriously. Jacob gets drawn back into the shadowy world of international espionage when his former partner Marta (Doherty) reappears after 17 years, her memory erased. With no idea who wants them dead, or why, Jacob and Marta elude rub-out from a pair of ruthless assassins working for an unknown entity, and then start trying to unravel a labyrinthine backplot. Their up-the-ladder investigations lead them back into mortal danger, and eventually cast light on a mysterious villain looking to gain classified information at any cost.

At 82 minutes, Kiss Me Deadly is lean and mean, but still all knees and elbows, narratively speaking. Grant is OK, but not given much in the way of smart dialogue. The other acting here — even though recognizable pro John Rhys-Davies also pops up in a small supporting role — is uneven, and not particularly aided by soap opera-type editing, wherein dramatic information is conveyed in a series of ever-closer close-ups of a telephone answering messages and frozen, nostrils-flared protagonist. Naturally, one of the bad guys also sports outrageously blonde, spiked hair, just so that he’s more easily identifiable in crowd-stuffed chase scenes. Interestingly, the parts of the movie that work best are probably the relationship stuff; Jacob’s boyfriend is understandably weirded out when his beau shows up with a gal and demands the keys to his car, telling him he can’t explain the situation. It’s as an actioner — even a mid-grade, budget-pinched anonymous thing — that Kiss Me Deadly kind of falls flat.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Kiss Me Deadly is presented in 16×9 widescreen, with Dolby digital 2.0 and Dolby digital 5.1 English language tracks. A feature-length audio commentary track with Oliver kicks
off the bonus materials, and the director keeps the anecdotal patter coming at a fast and furious pace, talking about the movie’s New Zealand shoot, local casting (one actor scored a role after showing up with a broken nose, just days after he’d been discovered in bed with his best friend’s girlfriend, he confessed), and the emergency drafting of extra bit players, like the twin brother of the production’s main driver. Oliver cops to hating gratuitous nudity, and being embarassed by a scene of it in the movie, but also talks about the freedom of local actresses with their bodies. (“Once you get south of the equator, everything changes,” he opines.) The unintentionally hilarious high point may come when Oliver, sizing up a plot twist within the movie, says, “I think there’s something inherently sleazy about two guys making out in a bathroom stall.” Other supplemental extras include a 23-minute making-of featurette
comprised of back-slapping interview tidbits (“I like to think it’s incredibly European, in its own way,” says Doherty) interspersed with lots of
clips from the movie; the theatrical trailer; and previews for other gay-themed here! and Liberation Entertainment releases like Kiss the Bride, starring former Doherty 90210 classmate Tori Spelling. To
purchase Kiss Me Deadly on DVD via Amazon, click here. C- (Movie) B- (Disc)

Advance Thoughts on Punisher: War Zone

I hit the premiere of Punisher: War Zone in Hollywood last night, and those seeking a mash-up of the extreme, over-the-top violence of new millennium action-horror cinema with the sort of charmingly ham-fisted, blasé narrative incongruities of straight-to-video action flicks of years gone by can take a sort of depraved solace in the film, a ridiculous quasi-sequel to 2004’s big screen comic book adaptation, starring Thomas Jane as a Vietnam War veteran turned crusading vigilante. This time Ray Stevenson (HBO’s Rome) takes over the role of Frank Castle, still haunted by the murder of his family and still committed to taking out mafioso-types, including the especially nefarious Billy Russoti (Dominic West).

Battling over edits, director Lexi Alexander at one point reportedly considered taking her name off the project, and it’s not hard to feel sympathetic. From a storytelling point-of-view, everything about this movie feels cribbed and/or lazily reconstituted, and it certainly doesn’t help that the facially deformed Billy takes as a nickname Jigsaw, the moniker of another contemporary horror franchise puppetmaster. Still, faces are (literally) punched in, and bodies hit the ground at a prodigious clip. By its end, when the film has almost morphed into a surreal comedy, one realizes that this craptacular, so-bad-it’s-good mess is the modern-day, steroidal answer to classic-era Steven Seagal neck-punchers. All that’s missing is about a dozen lines of yelped ADR from expiring victims.

The Wrestler

The self-destructiveness and outlandish behavior of Mickey Rourke — the alcohol and other excesses, the by-mutual-agreement “retirement” from acting in the 1990s (and subsequent decrying of the craft as too feminine), not to mention a boxing career that spanned several years — have all but obliterated the memory of Rourke as a preternaturally charismatic and tender tough-guy actor, when he made his mark in movies like Diner, Rumble Fish, The Pope of Greenwich Village, 9 1/2 Weeks, Angel Heart and Barfly.



America loves redemption stories, though. And so the curtain rises on the unlikely third act of Mickey Rourke by way of The Wrestler, a very conventionally plotted character-study drama that connects chiefly because it’s an ineffable merging of battered, sensitive-bruiser dreamers — its drug-addled, Gorgeous George-type, autumn-of-his-years title character and Rourke, the fragile, musclebound, elective surgery-scarred actor.

Written by Rob Siegel and directed by Darren Aronofsky (in a rather blatant stab at get-out-of-filmmaker-jail relevance after the commercial washout of 2006’s The Fountain), The Wrestler focuses on Randy “The Ram” Robinson, who back in the late ’80s was a headlining professional grappler. Now — two decades later, and his body a tangled mess of bruises and knotty scars — he ekes out a living performing for handfuls of diehard fans in high school gyms around New Jersey. Estranged from his understandably angry and aloof daughter, Stephanie (Evan Rachel Wood), and unable to sustain any real relationships, Randy lives for the thrill of the show. A sudden heart attack, however, forces him to consider retirement.

As his sense of identity starts to slip away, Randy begins to evaluate the state of his life — trying to reconnect with his daughter, and strike up a romance with an exotic dancer, Cassidy (Marisa Tomei), who might be ready to start a new life. Yet old habits and easy choices die hard, and Randy’s passion for the ring isn’t something to disappear quietly.

What most comes through in The Wrestler, which won the Golden Lion for Best Picture at the 2008 Venice Film Festival, is Randy’s burning desire for connection and a little human touch, which of course dovetails with Rourke’s own melancholic yearning. The film, therefore, works chiefly as an affecting series of pulled dramatic levers — the awkward reboot of interactions with Stephanie, the fraternal bonds with his fellow wrestlers, the quiet nobility of blue-collar work — even if Aronofsky sometimes overplays the narrative parallelisms, as he does when he pumps in chanting-crowd noise under a long tracking shot that finds Randy reporting to duty during his first day on the job at a grocery store deli counter.

There are great, pulsing moments of matched-medium nostalgia in The Wrestler, as when Randy and Cassidy reminiscence at a bar about ’80s music, or when Randy enters the ring to Guns ‘N’ Roses‘ “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” (Axl Rose may, in fact, be every bit the tragic rock ‘n’ roll equivalent of Rourke.) But the film’s finale overreaches; it doesn’t quite match the tenor of the man we’ve come to see, no matter his emotional drift. Still, Rourke fascinates, though; it’s one of the year’s most mesmerizing, melancholically observant performances, as much because of the long road taken to get there as anything else. (Fox Searchlight, R, 105 minutes)

Leonardo DiCaprio Can’t Convincingly Curse

I caught Sam Mendes’ Revolutionary Road today, aka the non-waterlogged reunion of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, and while I’ll have more thoughts soon, it bears pointing out that one thing the film definitively proves is that DiCaprio cannot convincingly swear; he’s the anti-Sam Jackson in this regard. It’s not that DiCaprio is patrician, per se, it’s just that whenever he spits out an epithet or obscenity, all the effort is revealed, the intellectual processing of the fact that a not-particularly-fit-for-polite-conversation word is about to be deployed, and always the weight of its intended effect. Sometimes this doesn’t matter, in the case of a character who is manipulative in just such a fashion. When it’s a lover’s quarrel, however, this marble-mouthed properness is a problem, since it runs counter to a lot of profanity. I don’t know if it means that he smokes weed (I tend to think not), but there’s just no verbal instinctuality or knee-jerk, hair-trigger impulsivity to DiCaprio.

Happy Birthday, Elisha Cuthbert

It’s a happy 26th birthday to Canadian-born hockey enthusiast Elisha Cuthbert, who has survived a cougar on 24 and making House of Wax with Paris Hilton, and manages to stand a bit apart from her peer set, if chiefly because I have such fond memories of 2004’s The Girl Next Door, an exceptional, funny and well-colored high school flick that died an unfortunate box office death. Last summer’s Captivity was eye-gougingly terrible, but… well, not her fault. There’s more culpability with The Quiet, on which Cuthbert took an associate producer credit. Move fast, Elisha — the Maxim fanboy window closes pretty definitively in a couple years, after the 24 big screen treatment.

It’s also a 23rd birthday for Kaley Cuoco, who played the boy-crazy girl who drove TV dad John Ritter to distraction on 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, a show that always made me modestly uncomfortable for the barely concealed glee it seemed to take in brightly colored, flippant sexualization. Then again, maybe that was really the entire point. Something about that preening presentation and the half-hour laffer format don’t usually work for me, though.

Mickey Rourke Gets Knuckles Rapped, Lightly

Reading Pat Jordan’s forthcoming profile piece for New York Times Magazine, sensible folks would seem to come to the conclusion that Mickey Rourke is at once an interesting guy and a fairly transparent, not-very-interesting guy, given that he’s used a puffed-up, tough-guy persona, both on the screen and in his real life, to try to expiate a sense of mostly manufactured shame. Both sensitive and blustery, he’s utterly sincere about these slurry, commingled questionable details, because he’s taken on biographical fabrications with the fervency that only a born-again zealot or brain trauma survivor can muster.