It’s come to my attention though Jennifer Connelly was feted earlier today in tongue-in-cheek fashion, erstwhile Twin Peaks pie-slinger Madchen Amick also turns 38 years old today, which should be celebrated accordingly.

Though recently stuck in a host of thankless “girlfriend/wife/lover” roles (Joey, Viva Laughlin, Gossip Girl, My Own Worst Enemy), we should never forget the wham-bang, one-two punch of Amick’s eyes and those come-hither ‘brows. She’s like the rich man’s Olivia Wilde, and then some.