It’s a very happy birthday to Estella Warren, who turns 28 today, along with her bee-stung lips. I don’t know what the hell her gift from director boyfriend Peter Berg is, but your gift is above.

Next up for Warren is another putative National Lampoon’s comedy (directed by Arthur Hiller!) that shot in North Carolina last year under the much more dignified moniker of The Trouble with Frank, and has now been rechristened Pucked. I know, I know… it made me think of that speed-freak, snot rocket-launching loser from The Real World as well. But no, this movie stars Jon Bon Jovi, along with Warren, David Faustino, Nora Dunn and Curtis Armstrong. Actually… now that I type that, it sounds like Puck could be in it as well.

Estella, it bothers me greatly that you aren’t a bigger demi-celebrity. You have a beautiful pout, and were actually semi-affecting and one of the best things going in Driven — no great shake, perhaps, but no entirely dismissible feat either. I know all the parties and shopping for handbags is likely a lot of fun, but you need to submit to a nice little indie erotic thriller, or get back into catalogue work. You are greatly missed in college dorm rooms across the country, trust me.