Daily Archives: December 21, 2006

Idiocracy

In February of 1999, 20th Century Fox released Beavis and Butt-head creator Mike
Judge’s live action directorial debut, the workplace comedy Office Space, in relative
cloak-and-dagger fashion. This was surprising since the feature film spin-off of
his animated hit, the willfully warped road trip Beavis and Butt-head Do America, had rung up considerable critical
praise and over $60 million in theatrical receipts for Paramount just over two
years earlier. Office Space only
grossed $10 million in theaters, but went on to sell literally millions of
DVDs
. Its dead-on satire of droning corporate culture struck a zeitgeist nerve —
particularly with the just-out-of-college crowd who had grown up with Beavis and Butt-head — and the movie
became a word-of-mouth cult hit for those in the comedic know, shrewdly dissecting
workplace mundanity
and undeniably laying the groundwork for the Emmy-winning
American remake of The Office.

Still, that botched release is nothing compared with the
treatment that Judge’s latest film, the futuristic comedy Idiocracy, received this past fall. With apologies to Yogi Berra,
it could be characterized as déjà vu all over again — if only it achieved even
the ignoble, air-quote heights of Office
Space
’s discharge. Shepherded out to 130 theaters in early September in an
unpublicized, cover-of-night, seven-city dump, the movie was a corporate murder
victim, plain and simple
. With such an apprehensive release, fans could be
forgiven for thinking that the film was a giant, steaming pile of Gigli. The thing is, it’s most decidedly
not. In fact, it’s actually pretty funny — a knowingly crude satire of
sustained subversiveness that frequently if not quite everlastingly touches
upon brilliance
.

The film commences with a brief cold open that posits our
hypotheses regarding evolution have been somewhat misguided, and that over time
humankind’s own development and gene pool has rewarded those who simply
reproduce the most instead of the smartest and fittest
. From there, the story
centers on Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson),
a soldier who’s made a career out of avoiding responsibility. Chosen for a
special scientific experiment because of this very aimlessness, Joe is put into
a hibernation pod for a year in order to test a military program that will
allow them to freeze and store the best soldiers for when they are needed the
most.
Unable
to find a suitably shiftless and pedestrian female candidate within their ranks
to test alongside Joe, the military turns to the private sector, and recruits a
prostitute named Rita (Maya Rudolph). When the military brass in charge of the
experiment gets caught up in a drug and corruption sting, Joe and Rita are forgotten,
and awaken a few centuries later.

They find a world
where 500 years of base pursuits, laziness, veritable inbreeding and the general
lack of any rigorous intellectual application have combined to produce a slack-jawed
society nearly incapable of solving even the most rudimentary problems of
sanitation. Great trash heaps abound, people relieve themselves in toilet easy
chairs, and the few taller buildings that haven’t collapsed are tied together
with massive cables.
Over the years, the burger chain Fuddrucker’s has
morphed into Buttfuckers; Starbucks gives hand-jobs with its lattes; and tax
refunds can be received in the form of further sexual gratification.

Everyone speaks
in a mashed-up dialect of hillbilly, Valley Girl and unchecked impulse
(“Like,
man, I like sex…”), and evinces the logic and processing of a stoner attempting
to retrace his footsteps and explain the events of his day. The top celebrity
in the nation, meanwhile, is the star of a reality show called Ow, My Balls!, and the number one movie
(and winner of eight Oscars, mind you) is simply called Ass, and features 90 minutes of bare-butted flatulence. Those that
do “read” peruse magazines like Hot Naked
Chicks & World Report
.

In this
environment, Joe is the smartest man alive. Derided for his “faggy talk,” Joe
is picked up for not having an identifying tattoo, and his lawyer Frito (Dax
Shepard
) does him no favors. Joe talks his way out of prison once, and reunites
with Rita, but in trying to make his way to a time machine located in the
cavernous depths of a city-sized Costco, eventually gets picked up and sent to
Washington, D.C.

It turns out the
president (Terry Crews, above left) is a five-time smackdown wrestling champion, and
in a speech in front of the House of Representin’, he tasks Joe with coming up
with solutions to the nation’s problems, which include awful dust storms and a
lack of crops (which has, in the president’s words, negatively impacted
“burrito toppings”). At first Joe resists, and merely uses his new appointment
as Secretary of the Interior to procure a pardon for Rita and continue his search
for said time machine. When he realizes that the country has been watering soil
with omnipresent sports beverage Brawndo (“It has what plants crave…
electrolytes!”) instead of water, though, he tries to affect change.

It’s not perfect
by any stretch of the imagination, but Judge’s satirical touch — while drawing
most of its inspiration from outlandishly crude arenas — is remarkably adroit
and complete.
There’s also just something perversely right about casting
Luke Wilson
— who’s managed to out-bland Edward Burns as a leading man — as the
arithmetically affirmed, most completely average guy in the world
. After all,
when Matthew McConaughey, Vince Vaughn, Mark Ruffalo and his older brother Owen
(among many others) won’t return a studio’s calls or yield to their rom-com
solicitations, his is the name finally bandied about to place opposite Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Kate Hudson
or other some up-and-coming starlet. Just call him
Mr. Stop-Gap. Judge also gets great mileage out of some surprisingly
effective special effects work. For all the future-thought tidbits and touches
on display in sci-fi flicks like
Minority Report, Idiocracy
is likewise steadfast and, dare I say, amusingly intelligent about the
extension of its basic conceit
.

Unfortunately, 20th Century Fox’s DVD release of the movie is hardly a better
treatment than its theatrical dumping
. The movie is presented in an anamorphic
widescreen transfer that’s clear and free of grain, and it comes with a robust
English language 5.1 surround sound audio track, a Spanish language Dolby
surround sound track and optional English, French and Spanish subtitles. Apart
from an animated main menu screen that is quite cluttered and somewhat
difficult to navigate, the only bonus feature is a collection of five deleted
scenes, running a total of three minutes and 20 seconds
. The bulk of these are meaningless
interstitials, but two contrasting scenes show a phone call between Joe and his
girlfriend before the experiment, and her attempts to reach him afterward,
presumably when he is cryogenically sealed up and asleep for a year. I suppose
it’s also worth mentioning, in some parallel future world, that the language
menu does feature a set of bare (male) buttocks. The lack of other extras is
frustrating, all the more so because of the movie’s quality. Audio commentary
from Judge about the behind-the-scenes scoop on
Idiocracy’s long, strange path would have been a real hoot; here’s
hoping the full, true story comes out some day. A- (Movie) C- (Disc)

Jodie Whittaker Is From Venus

the new movie Venus assays the slow bloom and maturation of a petulant adolescent commoner, and her charged relationship with an aristocratic, aging actor old enough to be her grandfather, and possibly even great-grandfather. The title is a tip of the hat not to beauty in merely the classical sense, but rather the hold and sway that physical attractiveness affords, the advantages it frequently provides. More than ably holding down the screen opposite the legendary Peter O’Toole is newcomer Jodie Whittaker (above right), a 24-year-old recent graduate of the Guildhall School of Music and Drama with but a handful of stage and television credits to her name. Still, says director Roger Michell, Whittaker “ticks all the boxes.” For the full feature piece, from FilmStew, click here.

Four Weddings and a Funeral

I had the unfortunate distinction of first seeing director Mike Newell’s Four Weddings and a Funeral on the big screen with a fellow heterosexual upon its release. I say “unfortunate” not because of the quality of the movie itself, but because of the missed opportunity we each felt in seeing it together — after we walked out of its afternoon screening we turned to one another and jointly concluded, “Damn, that movie is made to get you laid!” (Empirical research in the form of subsequent screenings has confirmed this.)

Rolling Stones-versus-Beatles argument), but Four Weddings and a Funeral stands rightly alongside fellow nominee The Shawshank Redemption as an under-heralded star of the evening, and a movie that certainly holds up every bit as much today as it did upon release more than a decade ago.

The film stars the aforementioned Grant as Charles, an inveterate bachelor but serial monogamist who is forever nervously swinging from one relationship to the next. The vast ensemble of his extended familial support group includes Simon Callow, John Hannah and Kristin Scott Thomas, the latter of whom stars as the fidgety Fiona, who harbors a secret crush on Charles. That the movie spun off each of these actors into larger profile work (Shakespeare in Love, Sliding Doors and The English Patient, respectively) is a testament to their talent, but also to the witty, pitch-perfect script and superb direction here.

To put it another, even blunter way, Four Weddings and a Funeral is such a wonderfully funny movie that even Andie MacDowell — the sole American interloper in the production, as Charles’ crush Carrie — can’t ruin it. Grant’s eye-batting may have reached a point of critical mass in other, subsequent films (Nine Months, anyone?) but here he’s perfectly in his element.

The deluxe edition of Four Weddings and a Funeral comes housed in a single-disc Amaray case with a partially see-through, plasticine slipcover. The film comes to DVD in a 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer that is clear and consistent, with no discoloration or edge enhancement. The movie’s color palette naturally bends generously toward pastels, creams and other lighter shades, all of which are richly and properly contrasted with a few scenes featuring dark, cherry oak church interiors. Anchored by an English language Dolby digital 5.1 track, Four Weddings and a Funeral‘s dialogue is crisp and clear. That the written word is of paramount importance here is undeniable, but the movie also does a good job of smoothly blending in appropriate background elements, such as the low-key splish-splosh of rain at film’s end and the banter of various party guests. A French language Dolby digital 5.1 track and a Spanish language Dolby digital surround sound track are also available, alongside optional subtitles in English, Spanish and French.

DVD extras include a collegial and sometimes quite droll audio commentary track with Newell, Curtis and the film’s producers, in which they offer forth stories of warm reminiscence. Among the information they reveal is that American co-financiers of the picture, in advance of its production, didn’t think they had a title to which audiences would be receptive enough; ergo, producers were put through the surely enviable task of coming up with alternate monikers, some of which have a pleasant if equally roundabout cadence to them (A Tale of Rings and Other Things), some of which are just god-awful (Tailcoats and Confetti, Girls in Big White Dresses) and some of which are simply perplexing (Toffs on Heat). Alongside this commentary track, there is also a collection of a handful of deleted scenes, a brief making-of featurette consisting entirely of period-piece EPK material and a newer character-based featurette clip-fest — all things that are worth a one-time dip, but hardly necessitate repeat interactions. Bottom line: If you’ve screwed up and are looking to make it up on the cheap with a cooked-in dinner and movie night, there’s hardly a better bet than Four Weddings and a Funeral. Trust me. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. A (Movie) B+ (Disc)