It’s a happy birthday to Hayden Panettiere, who turns 19 today. I think it was 106.7 KROQ out here in Los Angeles that had a creepy promotional giveaway of some item of clothing from Heroes for her 18th birthday last year, which reminds me of correspondence I once received about Shiri Appleby, and also makes me wonder how much the bikini below will eventually fetch at auction.

Consider my present the fact that I spelled your name right, Hayden, and didn’t dote on your performance in The Architect. That’s all I’ve got…