Daily Archives: May 11, 2011

Straight Up: Helicopters In Action (Blu-ray)

Originally released in March via Vista Point Entertainment, I bet this Blu-ray title now has a bit more cachet and Red State rental value pop after the recent Navy Seals takedown of Osama bin Laden.

No, there’s no particular special military focus in this 90-minute documentary, which basically amounts to chopper porn. In fact, it was originally an IMAX theater title, so a lot of the square-jawed, rah-rah narration — from the earnest, how-did-that-tree-spawn-that-apple? Martin Sheen — marks it as more of a History Channel spin-off, really. But director David Douglas also provides plenty of action-infused spectacle, making this a decent Father’s Day thrown-in for the mechanically inclined, and those that already have a Sears Craftman tool set and the whole Time-Life World War II illustrated book series. Propulsion and lift are explained, as well as the accouterments of different “birds,” and a series of pulse-pounding mountain rescues, humanitarian aid and reconnaissance missions and other sorties highlight the many roles these powerful and varied aircraft play in our lives.

Straight Up‘s Blu-ray presentation is solid and straightforward, with no edge enhancement issues and very little grain, only in some archival footage. Plus, it comes with a nice complement of supplemental features, including a film trailer, a director commentary track, a making-of featurette, and a small clutch of deleted scenes. To purchase the Blu-ray via Amazon, click here. C+ (Movie) B (Disc)

An Invisible Sign

A soupy, entirely unconvincing grab bag of unmotivated behaviors and unearned emotional payoffs, An Invisible Sign feels chiefly like part of some woebegone, misguided stab at indie credibility and image adjustment for star Jessica Alba, who sports infantalizing pigtails and playacts vaguely emotionally retarded throughout. A risible, nonsensical effort that tries to meld occupationally oriented coming-of-age drama with an emotionally stunted romance, the film collapses early on under the weight of yawning plotting and labored eccentricity. Several recent independent films, including Matthew Lillard’s Spooner and Hugh Dancy and Rose Byrne’s Adam, have to varying degrees of success tried to mine this seam of wounded-soul/mentally askew romance, though none have particularly punched through in the commercial marketplace, and neither will this ill-considered entry. Receiving only a halfhearted theatrical release, An Invisible Sign will quickly and deservedly disappear from theaters, before baffling completist fans of its star when it hits home video and ancillary markets. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (IFC Films, unrated, 96 minutes)

ShockYa DVD Column, May 10

Trip on over to ShockYa for my latest DVD column and a couple looks at white anxiety and despair, including one featuring the lovely Rachel Nichols, as well as the holy trinity of recessed- and bleary-eyed knuckle-draggers who so
delight girls looking to fill the void in their hearts born of absentee
fathers
. (Yeah, I said it.) I also look at a title that would never make the studio cut today. Again, it’s here, if ya need it, with pictures.