Mitch McConnell Does Not Fuck Goats

Sure, we’ve all heard the stories, but when Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell says he does not fuck goats, I take him at his word. I don’t think that’s in dispute.

2 thoughts on “Mitch McConnell Does Not Fuck Goats

  1. We have to remember that if Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell wants to fuck goats it’s his business. After all, it’s not illegal to fuck goats in Kentucky.

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