It’s a happy birthday to erstwhile Who’s the Boss? tyke Alyssa Milano, who — all growed up, indeed — turns 36 today, and celebrates by trying to find a major league pitcher she hasn’t dated, and probably not reconnecting with former childhood beau Corey Haim.

Would that there was more to report… I was to have recently reviewed Milano’s Wisegals, which streeted on DVD on December 2, but that fell apart. I can report, however, that Milano is an entirely serviceable tennis player, since she used to live near me, and strike balls every once in a while.