Daily Archives: December 4, 2007

Mr. Bean’s Holiday

I have a friend who is terrified of Rowan Atkinson’s Mr.
Bean character
(too spastic, he says), so the smash success of 1997’s big screen adaptation Bean ($45 million Stateside, but $205 million more worldwide) left him understandably
feeling frightened and vulnerable. After all, if there were that many Bean fans
out there, what kind of zany, mixed-up world were we living in? It’s hard to
believe it took a decade to follow up a $250 million hit, but it finally
arrives in the form of Mr. Bean’s Holiday,
a farcical, family-friendly road trip comedy (and $224 million worldwide hit) which returns Atkinson to the
iconic role that made him an international star and an in-demand bit comic
player in movies like Four Weddings and a Funeral
and Rat Race.

In his latest misadventure, English misfit Mr. Bean goes on
holiday to the French Riviera and becomes ensnared in a European adventure of
cinematic proportions
. Tired of the dreary weather of his hometown London,
Bean packs up his suitcase, camcorder and sensible clothes, and heads to Cannes
for some sun and relaxation. His vacation doesn’t go as smoothly as planned,
however, and the bumbling Bean soon tumbles face first into a series of mishaps
and fortunate coincidences which culminate in him making his own avant-garde
film. Wrongly thought to be both a kidnapper and acclaimed filmmaker, Bean has
some serious explaining to do after wreaking havoc across the French
countryside and arriving at his vacation spot with both a Romanian filmmaker’s
precocious son and an aspiring actress in tow. So will Bean be arrested by the
gendarmes or end up following in the footsteps of David Lynch
and other famous filmmakers, and winning the Palme d’Or?

Mr. Bean’s Holiday
won’t necessarily win any awards, certainly for narrative structural trailblazing,
but it has the definite advantage of knowing its place and being comfortable in
its own skin. The movie’s slapstick comedy often unfolds in near-wordless
fashion, playing up the sort of Three Stooges-type universality that renders this disc’s French subtitles unnecessary, and
makes the title an affable rental that both family film lovers and old silent
film buffs shopping for a modern-day comparative experience can both enjoy
. Atkinson
is the glue that holds the entire enterprise together, and even if his exaggerated,
rubbery faces seem nipped from the Jim Carrey
school of (over)acting, they’re actually all part of a smartly designed and tonally
singular plan.

Housed in a regular plastic Amray case, Mr. Bean’s Holiday is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen,
with English and French Dolby digital 5.1 audio tracks. A heaping helping of
deleted scenes — over 23 minutes worth — kicks off the disc
, and finds Bean
accidentally feeding his necktie into a vending machine and missing his train,
filming himself doing silly moves on the road, and testing out various cell
phone ring tones, among other bits. In the making-of featurette “French Beans,”
running 11-plus minutes, the movie’s makers — including director Steve Bendelack,
producer Tim Bevan and credited story writer Simon McBurney talk up the
production’s location shoot in some of the most beautiful parts of France, from
the Champs d’Elysee in Paris to the southern town of Provence. “Beans In Cannes,”
running five minutes, continues this theme, and details the Cannes Film
Festival’s cooperation with the movie. Bit part costar Willem Dafoe also has
some great things to say about Atkinson, both here and in another six-minute
featurette on the star; he, Bevan, McBurney and others point out all the work
that goes into making such highly considered action feel spontaneous
. Atkinson
himself, meanwhile, talks about the challenges of keeping his skin as pasty
white as possible in the French summer sun; after 90 minutes of pratfalls and
silent film-type performance, it’s a bit of a shock to hear a voice spring
forth from him, but his erudite insights on the character and performance in
general are in the end certainly no less welcome. B (Movie) B+ (Disc)

Dewey Cox Hits the Road

John C. Reilly, the star of the upcoming Judd Apatow-produced
comedy Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story,
will tour the country next month in character as his alter ego Dewey Cox, the
mythic rock ’n’ roll icon whose music influenced a nation. After a special
screening of the film with tickets made available through local radio promotions,
Reilly will perform music from the movie with Cox’s band, The Hard Walkers
.

Dubbed the “Cox Across America Tour,” the seven-city run of
rare live performances in support of the December 21 bow of Walk Hard will kick off this evening at
the world-famous Roxy on the Sunset Strip, then continue on to the Rock &
Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland on Wednesday, December 5, with subsequent shows
in Chicago, Austin, Nashville, San Francisco and at New York’s fabled Knitting
Factory. The definitive, career-spanning collection of Cox hits, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, hits stores
and online merchants today.

Gift a Cinematheque Membership…

Support the American Cinematheque by joining as a new member
this holiday season and receive an invitation to great sneak preview screenings of two major new
release films in December
— There Will Be Blood, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and starring Daniel Day-Lewis and
Paul Dano, and Charlie Wilson’s War, directed
by Mike Nichols and starring Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman and
Amy Adams.

One can buy a membership online through PayPal, or in person at the box offices of either the Aero Theatre or Egyptian Theatre, and also receive a great DVD now through December 14. Memberships make a great gift, too, for that film
lover in one’s life; they’re tax-deductible, and if one is a current American
Cinematheque member, your own membership is extended for three months if you buy a
friend a gift membership. For more information about the Cinematheque’s schedule, membership levels,
ticket sales, and more, visit their web site by clicking here.

Haven

This DVD review was originally penned for IGN, but never used, perhaps because of its use of the words canted, unswerving and artifice. Oh well. Their loss is your gain, arguably. To wit, slightly tweaked and redacted:

Among the many legacies of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction was the twisty gangland
drama’s reintroduction and celebration of a chopped-up narrative
— not so much Rashômon-style differentiation in
point-of-view as using the intersected paths and cross currents of various
characters as a way to start in the middle of certain story strands and revisit
other scenes along the way. Sometimes this method works, if the point of entry
into the story and other various points of diversion all tell us something
about the characters’ fates or decision-making processes, however ironic or
doomed. Other times, though, it seems merely a way to dress up a movie in
post-production, to put a hard, canted spin on things as if to then be able to
claim, “Voila — art is born!”

This latter instance of this technique gets quite a workout
in the desperate-to-please Haven,
from newcomer Frank E. Flowers. Filmed entirely in the 100-square-mile West
Indian tropical paradise of the native Caymanian writer-director, the ensemble
crime drama/coming-of-age picture
also represents star Orlando Bloom’s producing debut, perhaps automatically raising expectations and piquing the
interest of a mainstream, teeny-bopper audience that would otherwise never
snuggle up to such a cozy little serpentine movie. Either way, though, Haven doesn’t really succeed; younger
audiences will grow weary of the long passages in which Bloom isn’t on screen,
while older audiences will find the attempts at air-quote, artistically pitched
interwoven narrative mostly derisible
.

The film explores the murky connections between a number of
people living on or escaping to the Cayman Islands, and
centers around two main stories or plots. First, there’s crooked businessman
Carl Ridley (Bill Paxton) and his semi-estranged 18-year-old daughter Pippa
(Agnes Bruckner), together a step ahead of an FBI raid that descends upon their
Miami home. Once they land in the
Caymans, Pippa hooks up with local bad boy Fritz (Raising Victor Vargas’ lip-smacking Victor Rasuk), a smooth-talking
youth who, when not trying to get into Pippa’s pants, is busy attempting to pay
off a debt to local drug lord Ritchie Rich (Raz Adoti) by passing along
information in ingratiating fashion. Then there’s Mr. Allen (Stephen Dillane),
a corrupt lawyer, in cahoots with Carl, who also has trouble connecting with
his own son Patrick (Lee Ingleby).

This tangled story — of stolen money, shifty motivations and
peddled self-interest — gets interwoven with a reformulated,
quasi-Shakespearean love story between Shy (Bloom) and Andrea (Zoë Saldana), a
pair of young lovers having a romance behind the back of Andrea’s angry older
brother, Hammer (Anthony Mackie), and father (Robert Wisdom), for whom Shy also
works. When they consummate their relationship and are found out, Andrea’s
father insists it is rape. Hammer, then, takes matters into his own hands, and disfigures
Shy by throwing acid in his face.

Haven possesses an
honest man’s dutiful attention to detail, but novelty of setting can only carry
one so far
. Pristine beaches and colorful background noise mean nothing when
they’re not in service of a story that we care equally about, and Flowers
evidences no great skill at blending together these elements. Shy’s place as an
older local guy amongst this group is dubious, and Pippa is thinly sketched.
She’s hung up somewhere between rebellious and hurting, and ergo none of her
decisions make concrete sense. As an older brother powered purely by ill-informed
instinct, Mackie actually makes a nice impression. Rasuk ladles on the yo-baby
charisma, which I found irritating
but others might take as slyly amusing.
Other actors and performances, meanwhile, seem unfocused and/or untethered to
one another and the movie as a whole, making for a big mess that can’t end soon
enough.

Presented on a double-sided, single-layer disc and packaged
in a regular Amray case, Haven comes
with animated menus and a small paper insert touting other Yari
Film Group home video releases, like The Illusionist. In fact, in a throwback to DVD days of yore, it’s the trailer
for that Edward Norton film that starts automatically upon insertion of this
disc. The movie is presented
on a flip-disc that includes a 1.33:1 full screen presentation and a 1.85:1
anamorphic widescreen presentation
, the latter of which preserves the aspect
ratio of its original theatrical presentation. The transfer is solid, free from
any obvious digital artifacts. Resolution is consistent and clear, and there
are no problems whatsoever with grain, edge bleeding or artifacting. A decent
portion of the movie unfolds at outdoor locations, and the lighting scheme is
solid, and color saturation constant and unswerving
.

Haven is presented
with an English language, Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound mix, but
unfortunately it’s not a very good one at all. Dialogue is clear and consistent,
though the accents of the local dialect make the optional English or Spanish
subtitles worth throwing on almost purely as a precautionary measure once the
action settles in the Caymans. Rear channels are barely used, and the film’s raucous
party scenes are mixed poorly
. Surrounding atmospherics are also poorly
handled; whether it’s Shy doing yardwork or meeting back up with his friend
after barely escaping from Andrea’s room after oversleeping one morning, the
film is riddled with examples of on-screen, foregrounded action featuring no
corresponding foley work.

The sole supplemental extra is billed a behind-the-scenes
featurette, but in actuality only runs three minutes and 20 seconds
. It’s a
glorified trailer, lifting 10 to 15 second sound bites from each principal cast
member about their character or first introduction to the script, and then interweaving
those with film clips that tell the basic arc of the film’s plot. Either before
viewing the feature presentation or afterward, this is a complete waste of time
— an inclusion only to have something to mention on the back of the cover box
. Two 30-second teaser
trailers are also included herein, for Find
Me Guilty
and Winter Passing.
That even these don’t get extended-run status is appropriate if still somewhat baffling. Given that Haven
is such a personal story, and produced independently against considerable odds,
it’s puzzling that Flowers doesn’t sit for a commentary track or other
interview material
. Whether this augurs a special edition release somewhere
further down the line is hard to say. The film’s theatrical box office
performance certainly didn’t warrant it, but stranger things have happened, I guess.

Bottom line: Haven is pure
artifice, a cynically conceived indie film made to ape the conventions of other
labyrinthine ensemble thrillers
. It features no imaginative twists or
sleights-of-hand, however, and though the movie looks decent and has some
novelty of setting, its jumbled narrative interactions are derivative,
implausible, boring, or all three. D+ (Movie) D (Disc)

Celebs Go Fly a Kite (Runner) for Charity

An unprecedented lineup of celebrities has joined forces for
a special eBay charity auction as part of a social action campaign for the
highly anticipated film version of The Kite Runner. On December 5, authentic
Afghan kites, each bearing a tail personally autographed by a different celebrity
, will be listed for bidding on eBay. The
proceeds will benefit the Afghanistan Relief Organization (ARO) specifically
for the training of teachers and the construction of rural libraries in Afghanistan.

Among those celebrities who have autographed the 25 kite
tails are Madonna, Angelina Jolie,
Daniel Craig, Benicio Del Toro, Billy Bob Thornton,
Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Cher, Edward Norton, Jessica Biel,
Kate Winslet, Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie
Portman, former President George H.W. Bush, Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling,
Steve Nash, reality TV chicks Lauren Bosworth and Lauren Conrad, composer Hans
Zimmer, and The Kite Runner director Marc
Forster and actor Khalid Abdalla. In addition to receiving a kite with the
tail autographed by the celebrity, the winning bidder will receive a thank you
card signed by the celebrity.

Other items to be listed on eBay include a trip to the set
of the new James Bond film
as a personal guest of director Forster, as well as a private lunch with The Kite Runner author Khaled
Hosseini
. Individuals will also have the opportunity to bid for the
inclusion of their names in Hosseini’s next book. The Kite Runner releases from
DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Classics in select theaters on December 14,
followed by a national bow.
For more information on the auction, click here.