To bone up on the Resident Evil franchise in advance of the release of the third film in the series, I recently TiVoed 2004’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse, which introduces Mike Epps’ jive-talking L.J. The result? This poorly dubbed bon mot of edited-for-television hilarity, when he’s queried about his weaponry: “Motivator please — my stuff is custom!” Two words there, naturally, are substitutions…