It’s a happy birthday to ultra-leggy Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, who turns 26 today, all 5’10” of her, supposedly with her virginity still intact. Oh Adriana, if only you graduated from lingerie model to actress, so that I might justify this post and picture of you. Wait a second! You have?!

Oh, I’m sorry, you have one credit as such. But it’s a Wong Kar Wai film, penned by Andrew Kevin Walker and starring Clive Owen! Oh wait… it’s only The Follow, an eight-minute short that was part of that BMW Films series from a few years back… the stuff that fed rumors of Owen being cast as the next James Bond, right after Croupier had blown up in the States. Umm… what were we talking about? Oh, right, Adriana Lima… seriously, act more Adriana, like Estella Warren. Then maybe I can post pictures of you more than once a year.