It’s a happy birthday to Gene Hackman, who turns frickin’ 77 years old today, and will probably celebrate by punching out some motorist who steps to him. Your phlegmy turn in the underrated Heartbreakers (yeah, I said it…) is a thing of beauty, Gene, and though I know you’re probably busy penning another novel, please don’t fully disconnect your phone. We need something to wash the taste of Welcome to Mooseport out of our mouths.