As previously discussed, director Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark) already has a few more films in the can and awaiting release. Now comes news that he’s plotting a sequel to BloodRayne, courtesy of the deceptively named Brightlight Pictures. Instead of erstwhile Terminator 3 hottie Kristanna Loken, though, this woman will instead presumptively lace up in leather. That would be Natassia Malthe, who also looks like this. While the world’s film critics alternately weep and box the effusive German filmmaker, Boll continues to get paid, yo, thus validating the genius of P.T. Barnum’s oft-invoked maxim.