Monthly Archives: October 2006

Scrubs: The Complete Fourth Season

Scrubs was a show
that I came to a little late, but when I did, I was hooked. The combination of
its surreal silliness, rapid-fire pacing (it wasn’t afraid to drop a joke about
a decade-old Snoop Dogg rap lyric and then move right on) and shrewd, internally
logical and consistent character-based comedy
made it a real pleasure. Episodic
arcs were clean, though hardly self-contained; most bits played out over the
course of three or four shows, though if you missed one (pre-Tivo, mind you) it
wasn’t a huge, deal-breaking problem. Also, while other ensembles drew more
acclaim (Will & Grace, for
instance), few worked as well off of one another as the cast of Scrubs.

The irreverent flipside of all these serious, sudsy hospital-set
dramas like ER, the series unfolds in
a state of slightly heightened reality, at the Sacred Heart Emergency Care Facility.
There, young doctor J.D. (Zach Braff) works alongside his ex-girlfriend Elliot
(Sarah Chalke) and best friend and college roommate, surgeon Turk (Donald
Faison), as well as Turk’s nurse wife, Carla (Judy Reyes). There are all sorts
of passing squabbles and intra-relationship hurdles to be negotiated, including
newlywed strife, but they’re bound together as often as not against the genial
penny-pinching of Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and the outlandish pranks of the nameless
janitor (Neil Flynn).

Scrubs is best
when it centers around J.D.’s never-ending quest for the endorsement and
appreciation of his approval-withholding superior, Dr. Cox
(John C. McGinley,
in a role that’s tailor-fit to his idiosyncratic comic timing and persona), or
when giving wide leeway for the regulars to read and react to the peculiar behavior
of the aforementioned janitor, Dr. Cox’s ball-busting wife, Jordan (Christa Miller), or the pervy, uncomfortably
extroverted surgeon known as “The Todd” (Robert Maschio).

The fourth season of the series, though, is probably its
most uneven
, though still comparatively top-notch when stacked up against the
bland inoffensiveness of most sitcoms. One problem is that things seem a bit
too maudlin at times. Earlier seasons kept things moving at a whipsmart pace,
cycling through guest star girlfriends and boyfriends like Amy Smart, Heather
Locklear
, Heather Graham, Scott Foley, Chrystee Pharris, Elizabeth Banks and
(gulp) Tara Reid for unattached cast members. It worked. Here, though, there’s
less of that — and less narrative focus in general, too. (Guest stars include Matthew
Perry, a funny, early-season bit with Julianna Margulies, Molly Shannon and the
recurring Tom Cavanagh, as J.D.’s big brother.) The joke-writing still scores,
but too many episodes seem to be wan reiterations of previously exhausted
themes
. “My Life in Four Cameras,” meanwhile, tries to futz around with the
show’s single-camera format and tweak sitcom convention, imagining a scenario through
different perspectives, but it does so unsuccessfully.

The show, creator Bill Lawrence and the rest of its writers
and performers can certainly be forgiven for a bit of this patchiness, as for a
long time the specter of cancellation hung in the air, and it wasn’t clear that
NBC wanted to bring the show back — at least partially a casualty of it not being
produced in-house, Braff once explained to me in an interview
, but instead by Touchstone
Television. The possibility of a slightly shortened fifth season, though — and,
more specifically, the big syndication dollars that would follow — proved too lucrative,
and eventually a compromise was hammered out.

Presented in non-anamorphic full screen, the fourth season transfer
of Scrubs doesn’t quite live up to
the billing of its predecessors, even if the set is attractively packaged in a
yellow cardboard slipcase. There are a few issues with graininess and some
inconsistency throughout — seemingly left over from initial broadcast, as I
remember some of the issues from even back then — though nothing major enough
to completely mar one’s enjoyment. Two audio commentaries (one by Chalke, one
by Braff) are complemented by an array of deleted scenes and a healthy
smattering of genial bonus featurettes
. Of the latter, one on ancillary
characters like “the Todd” points up the power of the joke and recurrent small
screen bit player. B+ (Show) B+ (Disc)

That ’70s Show: Season Five

There are many different rubrics through which to view  Fox’s That ’70s Show,
be it the introduction of a talented and completely relaxed and natural
new leading-man-in-waiting (Topher Grace), the introduction of a
lead-as-PR-savvy-huckster (Ashton Kutcher) or the introduction
of a mewing kitten we’re soon likely to completely forget about (I’m
looking in your direction, Mila Kunis)
.

For now, though, the most
interesting point of entry may be the rubric of Wilmer Valderrama, who
as mumbly foreign exchange student Fez for years flew under the radar
of his higher-profile costars, and yet somehow parlayed that into some
fine starlet tail (Mandy Moore,
Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, probably
a couple more that I’m forgetting)
and now, in the zenith of MTV’s
creative genius, a brainchild-hosting gig for a show called Yo Momma,
where faded young SoCal natives “represent” their ’boroughs (West
Covina, Beverly Hills, Hollywood) by trotting out, yes, a litany of
mother-tweaking one-liners. I’m not sure, but I think I already either
saw this sketch on Saturday Night Live or daydreamed it while flipping through one of those little index card-sized book of “snaps” at American Eagle Outfitters
.

The point of all this in relation to the fifth season DVD bow of That ’70s Show, you ask? Well, it actually helps it — this somewhat jarringly at-odds ascendancy of its players. That ’70s Show, created by 3rd Rock From the Sun
scribes Bonnie and Terry Turner and Mark Brazill, was always a very
loose-limbed show, built around a few large-handled character
archetypes and plenty of good-natured mockery and repartee
. It wanted
to be funny, but just as importantly it wanted to be liked. It
was never conceived as — nor could it become, given its conceit and
adherence to a certain formula — a series powered by outrageously
clever story arcs — such as, let’s say, a gas shortage and the original sighting of a just-dead Elvis Presley. It’s the opposite of that, a show built around
banter and congeniality. Ergo, the more outsized its personalities get
off screen, the more attachment or identification it breeds for the
show, just through familiarity.

The fifth season finds Kutcher’s Kelso grappling with the hook-up and ongoing relationship between his ex, Jackie (Kunis), and Danny Masterson’s Hyde. He schemes, rants and, at one point, decides to get a job as a cop in order to “stay sexy forever.” Other highlights include “Hey Hey What Can I Do,” in which Eric (Grace) loses out on a job at a bank due to a bad reference from a very surprising source; “No Quarter,” in which Jackie moves in with Donna (Laura Prepon); and “You Shook Me,” in which Fez gets freaked out by a dream he has involving Kelso. Eric and Donna’s journey toward an apartment together and possible nuptials are also sprinkled liberally throughout.

Housed on four dual layer discs in four slimline cases in turn stored in a cardboard slipcase, That ’70s Show: Season Five includes all 25 episodes of the 2002-03 season, presented in full
screen and English Dolby surround sound. Along with the
requisite slew of introductory episode promos and a five-minute season overview, Masterson and Valderrama also sit for a
chat on the show. B- (Show) C+ (Disc)

David Lynch Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

So Terry Gilliam is panhandling in winking fashion in New York City in an effort to promote his latest film, Tideland, and now comes word that adjective-spawning auteur David Lynch is distributing Inland Empire himself in the United States and Canada after a potential agreement with Magnolia  Pictures fell through. After its bow at the Venice Film Festival last month and Stateside premiere at the New York Film Festival, West Coasters will finally get a chance to check out the movie, starring Laura Dern, at the upcoming AFI FEST 2006, where the long-ago AFI grad’s typically abstruse mystery screens as a centerpiece gala. Now if only we could get Werner Herzog and Robert Altman on board with such shenanigans, we’d have a have a veritable Fantastic Four of cinematic maverick-dom set to unleash havoc on… well, arthouses across America. And yes, I suppose Paul Thomas Anderson could still lurk just over Altman’s shoulder if necessary.

With God on Our Side: George W. Bush and the Rise of the Religious Right

I’ll periodically here be reaching into the proverbial back catalogue and taking a look at some worthwhile off-the-beaten-path cinema in a section called Old Made New, and with the Mark Foley Congressional Page scandal exploding all around and the Republican Party’s long-held grip on morality as a political billy club seemingly waning, what better time than now to delve into With God
on Our Side: George W. Bush and the Rise of the Religious Right
?

Those seeking a clear-eyed portrait of what’s been pegged as the inexorable rise
of evangelical influence on the American political machine would do well to
spend some time in the company of this utterly engrossing documentary. A
fascinating portrait of the dance between Big Religion and politics
, With God
on Our Side
sheds interesting light on the two big supposed dinner party topic no-nos, and
tangentially raises questions that independent thinkers of all persuasions
should be considering.

Despite its name-dropping, somewhat baiting title and opening credit
sequence, With God on Our Side is less filtered through the prism of one
man than one might expect. Its 100 minutes, in fact, are roughly evenly divided
between a chronology of the evangelical movement’s ascendancy in modern day
politics
— dating back to Barry Goldwater’s resounding defeat at the hands of
LBJ in 1964, intensifying the at-that-time “moral minority’s” sense of loss, and
of the country somehow slipping away — and a look at what many insiders view as
their prodigal son, current President George W. Bush
. The former portion is
actually just as fascinating, if not even more so, perhaps because its bird’s
eye view comes with some divorced distance from the sort of white hot emotional
response the current administration often provokes.

In tracking the presidential elections since 1964, and the partiality of what
was up until that time the largest tract of virgin timber on the American
political landscape, interesting patterns emerge and battle lines come into
focus — especially in the wake of Jerry Falwell’s creation of Moral Majority, a
non-denominational, politically motivated group. Particularly interesting is the
manner in which evangelicals grapple with their personal joy over Jimmy Carter’s
self-described status as a born-again Christian and the realization that, for
some perhaps, his political sensibilities were more liberal than their own.

The Carter presidency actually comes across as among the least, shall we say,
calculating or self-serving administrations to court or embrace the evangelical
bloc. Taking a realistic look at the evidence here, it’s interesting that the
evangelical Christian movement is so closely identified with the Republican
party
, because time and time again there is a clear pattern of candidates and
those in governance paying a certain lip service on culturally conservative
issues only to then “abandon” or sell out (the common mass mailing rallying
cries) the stated goals and visions of those to the far right. From the
championing of voluntary school prayer — which President Reagan half-heartedly
touted exactly once before letting it be stillborn in Congress — to the cyclical
rumblings about sanctity-of-human-life or anti-gay marriage constitutional
amendments (cough, cough, Dubya?), the bait somehow remains ever fresh.

As With God on Our Side segues into its second half, then, one could
reasonably raise questions about the motivations of George W. Bush’s religious
conversion
. After all, as a failed businessman and professionally adrift
man-child of entitlement, he oversaw outreach toward evangelicals in his
father’s presidential campaign of 1988, which included a bruising primary slate
against televangelist Pat Robertson. Could “#43” be nothing more than a
charlatan, a poser using religious contrition and identification as a
springboard to power? Ultimately probably not, but the movie does — almost
subtly and subliminally — present Bush as someone for whom a unique fusion of
faith and ambition occurred
.

Regardless of political stripe or religious affiliation, one thing viewers are guaranteeed to come away with after watching With God on Our Side is an adjusted sense
of perspective. Current reportage may dote on a perceived evangelical rise, but
co-directors Calvin Skaggs and David Van Taylor (A Perfect Candidate)
show how it has been a consistently upward-trending force in American politics
for at least four decades now
. The only thing that’s changed is an increasing sophistication and the success of the evangelical movement’s
grassroots campaign to turn out the vote in substantive blocks and affect public
discourse (if not policy) through political advocacy. Of course, they may be staging their version of a sit-in come this Election Day.

The Pumpkin Karver

Trapped), 2004’s The Pumpkin Karver certainly seems to hew to this definition.

After a horrible accident in which Jonathan (Michael Zara) kills
a masked, apparent intruder, he and his sister Amy (Amy Weber) move away to another
titular town (that would be Karver, not Pumpkin). One year later, Jonathan is beset
by visions and nightmares about that night, and acting unusual. At a wild
Halloween party on a deserted parcel of farmland, folks start dying in gruesome
fashion at the hands of a pumpkin-headed killer. As the body count mounts, fear
and recrimination soar

The Pumpkin Karver’s
plot is allegedly rooted in some true crime shenanigans, but the characters are
all creations of such stiffly cardboard motivations
that one could be forgiven (encouraged,
even) for dismissing that claim as dubious. Also, Mann and Sheldon Silverstein’s
script doesn’t have the nuance to really explore these elements of its premise.
Ergo, it relies on cheap gore (one guy gets his guts drilled out, a girl gets
her face carved off, etc.) to goose you, but as any horror aficionado can tell
you, it’s the imagination of staging that will elevate/save low budget
offerings like this. The Pumpkin Karver
fails in this respect. Do look for Minka Kelly, however, heating up the small screen on Friday Night Lights.

The movie is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with
an English language 5.1 Dolby digital surround sound audio track and optional
Spanish subtitles. For such an marginal title, The Pumpkin Karver at least comes with a few extra features. First
up is a director’s commentary track in which Mann holds forth in detail about various
production elements. While everything’s relative — and Mann’s requisite
insistence about the movie’s psychological underpinnings more than a bit ridiculous
— the overcome hurdles recounted herein can in theory serve as inspirational nuggets
from on high for other would-be moviemakers. After all, if a movie like The Pumpkin Karver can secure financing,
there is hope after all, right? Rounding out the release, there is also a photo
gallery and collection of preview trailers for other First Look titles. D
(Movie) B- (Disc)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

A lot of modern horror has become more synonymous with
horrifying rather than terrifying — the chief difference being the latter is
something that grips you on a base, visceral level certainly, but also provokes
significant feelings of psychological unease. The gulf between these two approaches
is roundly apparent in The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre: The Beginning
, a stalking franchise prequel of near-bottomless
sadism and equal pointlessness
.

Grotesquerie and graphic bloodletting figured prominently
into Marcus Nispel’s 2003 remake of director Tobe Hooper’s gritty,
groundbreaking 1974 horror picture, but never overwhelmed the predominant
emotion — a choking hopelessness — that made the movie so wrenchingly effective,
and feel like one big, long, coarse exhalation. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, on the other hand, is
full of only desultory jump scares and abattoir torture. It doesn’t generate
genuine tension; it’s gore pornography, plain and simple
.

Genre loyalists should still turn out in droves opening
weekend for what’s perceived as a faithful article, but with the releases of The Grudge 2 and Saw III on the horizon, it’s very doubtful that The Beginning will be able to approach
the grosses of its 2003 predecessor, which pulled in $80 million domestically
and another $26 million internationally. That film, after all, had the swelling
intrigue of a franchise reboot, as well as both an advertising campaign and
some modicum of word-of-mouth that pointed up the picture’s
based-on-true-events roots, which helped extend its audience.

The Beginning’s
margins should be smaller and more staunchly of a piece with the traditional
core horror base, meaning theatrical returns more inline with Boogeyman, The Hills Have Eyes, Hostel
or The Amityville Horror, which
collectively averaged around $50 million Stateside.

Directed by Jonathan Liebesman (Darkness Falls) and set in 1969, the movie centers on two brothers,
Eric and Dean (Matt Bomer and Taylor Handley), headed across the state of Texas
to report for duty in Vietnam. In tow are their respective girlfriends,
Chrissie and Bailey (Jordana Brewster and Diora Baird). An auto accident during
a would-be robbery leaves the quartet badly injured, but when an apparent
lawman, Sheriff Hoyt (R. Lee Ermey), arrives on the scene things only get
worse.

Sheriff Hoyt isn’t a sheriff at all, but the patriarch of
the twisted, cannibalistic Hewitt clan, which includes his disfigured, mentally
challenged nephew Thomas, aka Leatherface (Andrew Bryniarski). Hoyt takes Eric,
Dean and Bailey with him back to his house, where an unremittingly grim regimen
of torment commences. Thrown from the vehicle, Chrissie eventually makes her
way to the house with a local biker (Lee Tergesen), and tries to save her
friends.

The screenplay from Sheldon Turner (2005’s The Longest Yard remake) tosses out a
few trivial, unifying tidbits
(Leatherface was deposited in a dumpster after
his mother’s death upon his birth, and we see him craft his first titular
mask), but these morsels feel less like grand and/or illuminating character revelations
and more like arbitrary filler between torture and killings
. Exactly who, after
all, has been clamoring for answers to these questions, particularly when the
explanations are so cursory?

Such digressions feel wan for two reasons. First, because Leatherface
is not a prototypal horror villain protagonist in the same sense as Friday the 13th’s Jason or A Nightmare on Elm Street’s Freddy, and
secondly, because the movie treats Leatherface as a morbid, lethal caged circus
curiosity
. Hoyt is very much the central figure in the movie, calling
Leatherface out only when he needs to have him pound on and/or cut up someone.

The film is furthermore damned by its own lack of interior
logic and cleanly defined spatial relationships
, most notably in the third act.
At one point Dean turns the tables on Hoyt, but — seemingly only since the
ending is predetermined by the survival of characters we’ve seen in the 2003
movie — implausibly doesn’t finish Hoyt off. Dean also then magically appears
during an off-site confrontation between Chrissie and Leatherface, who’s previously
shown no sort of skulking wherewithal to dispense with one victim in the manner
that he does.

Cinematographer Lukas Ettlin (the American remake of The Grudge) can’t match the anguished
antebellum junkyard palettes of Daniel Pearl, who shot the 1974 original and
its recent solid re-imagining
. Composer Steve Jablonsky’s score, meanwhile, further hammers
home the obvious in offending, exaggerated fashion. (New Line, R, 89 minutes)

X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand cleaned up at the box office, but fanboy whipping post Brett Ratner still drew at least a bit of ire for the gun-for-hire manner in which he brought to a (momentary) conclusion initiating director Bryan Singer’s adaptation of the popular Marvel comic book series. For a full review of the film, click here. This 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation, meanwhile, comes with crisp, robust 6.1 DTS ES and 5.1 Dolby EX soundtracks, as well as discrete Spanish and French tracks and optional subtitles in English and Spanish. Two separate audio commentary tracks are included, each of which are group offerings. The ever-sunny Ratner sits with writers Simon Kinberg and Zak Penn for a chat that dips into fanboy minutiae regarding the series, while the latter two also join producers Lauren Shuler-Donner, Avi Arad, Ralph Winter and David Gorder on another track, which gets into location and logistics a bit more. A nice collection of deleted and extended scenes runs just under 10 minutes, all with optional commentary from Ratner, Kinberg and Penn. Three of these are alternate endings of a sort to the movie, though none really fully point up the sort of grand emotional payoff that’s deserved for the series. An alternate meeting between Beast and Logan is nice, though.

There are alternately viewed menu screens (“Take a Stand” or “Join the Brotherhood”) depending on whether you feel like indulging your villainy on any given day, and two Easter eggs also dot the dual layer disc, along with some Marvel previews and a look at both Ben Stiller’s A Night at the Museum and an amusingly introduced, one-minute unfinished clip the forthcoming Simpsons movie. Still, the lack of comprehensive making-of docs is a bit of a bummer, particularly given the high-water marks of the X-Men 1.5 release and the like. It’s also worth mentioning, though, that the screener copy I previewed has some consistent problems with pixelization and grain throughout, bumping the grade down a bit further. A collector’s edition, though, is also available, though it includes only a Stan Lee comic book. B- (Movie) C+ (Disc)

The Little Mermaid

Beauty and the Beast, The Lion
King
, Cinderella and Lady and the Tramp — have proven that
they also shrewdly have an eye on providing cinephiles with definitive, public
release renderings of their most cherished library titles
. While I still don’t fully
grasp or condone their occasional limited-window offerings of such movies, the
fact remains that one literally can’t be disappointed in these releases, and
certainly not in the case of the new two-disc version of The Little Mermaid.

Arriving in 1989, at a time when animation had been ghettoized
and consigned to the cheaply produced, lightly imagined family bargain bin, The Little Mermaid felt like a splash of
cold water across the face — a vibrant, bouncy movie musical with memorable
characters and catchy songs that would not shame parents accompanying little
tykes, but would also pull in slightly older tween and teen audiences, helping
kick-start a creative and commercial renaissance within the medium
. The
animation was great (it certainly helped that the titular Ariel was both wholesome
va-voomish, spawning a wave of clamshell bikini tops the following Halloween)
and the villainous Ursula (wonderfully voiced by Pat Carroll) effectively
loathsome, but it was Howard Ashman and Alan Menken’s music which really helped
most sell the movie’s dual sense of mischievous adventure and adolescent
yearning.

Improving by leaps, bounds and further light years on a bare
bones, widescreen DVD edition that was released upon occasion of the film’s
10th anniversary, this two-disc special edition is a winning commercial release
as well as a scholarly document of cinematic triumph
. The first disc contains
the feature, presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, and the color
improvement is more than just discernible, it’s literally breathtaking. The
last time I recall glimpsing The Little
Mermaid
came several years ago on a well-worn VHS copy of a friend’s young
one, but I remember clearly the colors of “Under the Sea,” and they’re much
more striking here, with deeper greens, reds and blues. A music video for “Kiss
the Girl,” performed by Ashley Tisdale, follows, along with a sneak peek at a
forthcoming straight-to-video sequel and an audio commentary track by the
aforementioned Menken and co-writer-directors John Musker and Ron Clements. You
can also enable a Disney song selection feature which provides the lyrics along
the bottom of the screen.

A 45-minute documentary, Treasures
Untold
, kicks off the second disc, and provides a frank look at the many
significant hurdles that the project faced in making its way to the screen.
Interviewees include Jeffrey Katzenberg, who cops to frustrated impatience and
talks about the learning curve involved in animation production. Tallying just
over 25 minutes, a cache of never-before-seen deleted scenes follows, with
clips rendered in storyboard form and introduced by Musker and Clements.

A hearty parade of featurettes follows, including an
eight-minute look at the movie’s special effects and animated storm work, and
an 11-minute bit that examines both the origins of Danish author Hans Christian
Andersen’s fairytale and the property’s first go-round at Disney (founder Walt
commissioned an interpretation in the 1940s, but it was never finished). As a
sort of companion piece to the latter, there’s also a seven-minute short film, The
Little Match Girl
, which tells the story of another little girl motivated
by idealistic yearning. (No clamshell bikini there, though.)

Of the other supplemental bonus material — which includes
art galleries, a song demo and set-top game, among other tidbits — perhaps most
notable are two featurettes that delve into a theme park ride that was
developed (but never executed) by Walt Disney’s famed “Imagineering Department”
in the wake of The Little Mermaid’s
theatrical success
. It’s resurrected here as a “virtual ride,” and there are multiple
options for viewing this material — straightforward with complete audio, with an
optional commentary track by one of the Imagineers, in storyboard design form
and, finally, in the guise of an illuminated viewing. It’s a fascinating peek
behind the corporate curtain, if you will. While not everything may interest
any given viewer, the cumulative portrait painted here of The Little Mermaid’s production and venerable slotting within the
Disney canon is a deep and complete one. A
(Movie) A+ (Disc)

Body Double

1984’s Body Double is a strange, strange little movie,
and surely additionally discombobulating for those who in the years
since its release have messed up and accidentally rented it instead of
Lawrence Kasdan’s Body Heat, also out new in a special edition DVD release this month.