So I was doing a photo search for the mid-’80s horror flick The Majorettes (seriously, don’t ask) and stumbled across this picture of erstwhile Miami Heat cheerleader and former Bachlorette princess Trista Rehn. Is it just me or does she not look a lot like that button-bursting hot mother from the Axe Body Spray commercial? C’mon, squint a bit. Yes, this is how search engines waylay us…