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Doubt

A performance-centric adaptation of a powerhouse piece of stagecraft about a potential case of child abuse, John Patrick Shanley’s big screen translation of his own 2005 Tony Award-winning play Doubt is an effectively ambiguous, high-pedigree adult drama that entangles viewers in slow, sure-handed fashion. Intimately constructed, tightly wound and above all trusting of an audience’s appreciation for textual subtlety, the film is sure to be short-listed in several top-shelf categories this awards season.

Steeped in implied emotional blackmail, Doubt is thematically reminiscent of David Mamet’s Oleanna, another streamlined, muted, character-focused piece hinging on variable audience interpretation of a charged interpersonal (though in this case offscreen) event. Peddling as a grander, more bitterly personalized conflict the moral inscrutability at Doubt‘s center might help expand its box office prospects beyond the otherwise core constituency of upscale drama fans. Regardless, considerable critical and awards attention will power mid-level box office when it releases Stateside on December 12, and international interest should be fairly strong as well given the film’s heavy religious overtones.

Set in 1964, the film unfolds at St. Nicholas, a private Catholic academy in the Bronx where all the middle school students cringe at being sent to the imperious Sister Aloysius Beauvier (Meryl Streep), the principal who believes in the power of fear and discipline. Much more sympathetic to the difficulties of adolescence is Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman), the relatively new parish priest who seems attuned to the waves of societal change spreading across the country.

When Father Flynn seems to take a special interest in the school’s first African-American student, Donald (Joseph Foster II), it triggers suspicion in history teacher Sister Marie James (Amy Adams), who reports her concerns to Sister Beauvier. Despite a lack of any firm evidence other than her own surging sense of moral certainty, Sister Beauvier becomes convinced of Father Flynn’s inappropriate sexual advances upon young Donald, and ignites a battle of wills in an effort to oust him from the school. Is he guilty, and will he confess?

In adapting the material for the screen, Shanley neither tries to greatly expand the scope of the story, nor fetishize or inflate the narrative with fancy directorial tricks. Quite to the contrary, in fact; shot by cinematographer Roger Deakins in muted tones that seemingly convey the autumnal chill of the air, even indoors, the movie frequently feels as if it takes place in its own sealed snow globe, in the best possible sense. In keeping with the piece’s theatrical roots, Shanley also uses weather cues, both onscreen and in the sound mix, as signifiers of mood or emotional gravitas.

The centerpiece is a fabulous sequence between Flynn and Sisters Beauvier and James, in which tea and the pretense of a discussion about the coming Christmas play give way to a much more direct confrontation than we’ve seen coming. Shanley directs notably this extended scene, but also a few others, essentially as chess matches — letting the audience observe characters feeling out one another, deciding how much to say, and when to finally flash their swallowed irritation or indignation. Given that so many films trade in only the quick turn of emotion necessary to immediately advance plot, it’s a rare treat to watch the full arc of an emotional reaction in several self-contained scenes. For the full original review, from Screen International, click here. (Miramax, PG-13, 104 minutes)

Australia Poster Fails to Live Up to Continent’s Hype

Baz Luhrmann’s Australia won’t start screening until probably early the week of November 17, due to some characteristically last-minute tinkering by the filmmaker, but the poster has been out a while now, and it’s too vague a thing, conjuring up nebulous feelings of… I don’t know, a Down Under Pearl Harbor? Yes, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman are big-name draws, but they’re not romantic leads, never have been, and so the top-shelf lover’s clinch — while gorgeously hued — doesn’t grab a casual viewer. The backgrounded planes, wandering aboriginal kids, shotgun-toting ambler (Jackman in shadow) and setting sun, meanwhile, all come across as very W. Somerset Maugham. Which I don’t necessarily mean as a good thing, just from a commercial pitch point-of-view. After all, does anyone really remember The Painted Veil?

Happy Birthday, Megan Hauserman?

It’s a happy 27th-ish birthday to Megan Hauserman, whose best assets are displayed below. Actually, that may not be completely true.

Hauserman, you see, parlayed an accounting degree from the University of Illinois at Chicago into an appearance on Ashton Kutcher’s Beauty and the Geek, which she then parlayed into a stint on the second season of Rock of Love, where she competed for the heart of ex-Poison rocker Bret Michaels, along with a future STD-positive test.

She lost (and therefore won?), moving on to the debut of I Love Money, a challenge-based reality competition show composed of wash-outs former contestants from other VH-1 series like I Love New York, Flavor of Love and the aforementioned Michaels-centric show. There Hauserman hung around until the final three by mind-fucking her frequently saused fellow competitors in Machiavellian fashion. Now she’s apparently on yet another VH-1 show, Rock of Love: Charm School, which exhibits an uncanny skill at occupational avoidance/vine-swinging that most single college grads can only pull off for 12-18 months. I’m betting that Hauserman hasn’t bought a drink for herself in a long, long time. Yes, she’s crafty, in the style that the Beastie Boys once rapped about.

More broadly speaking (pun?), I’m fascinated by this new breed of demi-celebrity — MTV Real World alums and on-the-grift actresses who aren’t really actresses, at least in any traditional sense — and what it says about the changing nature of entertainment in America.

Oh, and also (and probably chiefly): boobs.

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

Adapted from John Boyne’s award-winning novel of the same name, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas opens with a quote that characterizes childhood as being a carefree period before “the dark hour of reason grows.” While generally true, there’s not much of that apple-cheeked optimism in this well-crafted World War II drama, told from a child’s-eye view. The quote, rather, serves as counterpoint for a prism through which prejudice, dehumanization and corrupted innocence are all assayed in quasi-fabulistic fashion.

The film unfolds through the eyes of eight-year-old Bruno (Asa Butterfield, above), son of Nazi commandant Ralf (David Thewlis) and Elsa (Vera Farmiga), a stay-at-home mother who embraces willful obliviousness with regards to her husband’s soldierly duties. Largely shielded from the realities of war, and certainly his father’s complicity in its grim prosecution, Bruno grumbles at having to move away from his friends and out to the country, where his family settles into a large house with a distant view of a commune-style barn where all the “farmers” wear strange pajamas. With no children with which to play, Bruno befriends a kitchen worker named Pavel (David Hayman), a pitiful, shuffling older man who in another life was a doctor.

After a week of hanging around the house, Bruno sneaks out through the back garden in search of adventure. He finally stumbles across Shmuel (Jack Scanlon), a mousy Jewish boy at the nearby fence-ringed farm — which is of course plainly evident to the audience a concentration camp under Ralf’s newly expanded oversight — and a forbidden friendship develops between the pair. A visiting tutor hired by his father lectures him that all Jews are evil, and his older sister Gretel (Amber Beattie) eagerly drinks the nationalistic propagandistic Kool-Aid, but Bruno is conflicted. His bond with Shmuel is growing deeper, and senses are awakening that Bruno didn’t even know he had. How will this secret friendship play out?

Photographed by Benoit Delhomme (The Proposition), The Boy in the Striped Pajamas isn’t designed in as crushingly bleak a fashion as something like Lajos Koltai’s monochromatic Fateless, a fellow Holocaust tale told from the perspective of a young boy. With wide angles and uncluttered frames, screenwriter-director Mark Herman (Little Voice) aims for a more naturalistic palette, to underscore the movie’s humanistic tone.

What most helps the film, though, is the wide-eyed Butterfield. Physically resembling a cross between a young Elijah Wood and Son of Rambow‘s Bill Milner, he wonderfully captures Bruno’s naivete without ever tipping over into affected cuteness. The rest of the performances are nicely modulated as well. The pitfall of many World War II films is that they try to retell a grand story on a cramped canvas, but The Boy in the Striped Pajamas tells a discrete, moving, standalone tale from a specific point-of-view, and just tells it quite well. (Miramax, PG-13, 93 minutes)

Nashville Pussy: Live in Hollywood

For those who aren’t big music fans (or scrupulously avoid out-of-field information with respect to genres in which they have no interest), a DVD spine reading, in bright, colorful letters, “Nashville Pussy” can create a bit of a stir. Kind of like the time one had to review another music-related disc entitled This Ain’t Your Mom’s Hardcore, Vol. 2.

Yep, it’s a concert disc, this DVD, and it features the band Nashville Pussy (named in reference to a line from a Ted Nugent’s Double Live Gonzo LP) rifling through 19 blistering songs in a 70-minute set from the Key Club in Hollywood. Husband-and-wife duo Blaine Cartwright and Ruyter Suys — the latter on guitar, the former handling vocals and additional guitar work — are joined by drummer Jeremy Thompson and new bassist Karen Cuda (replacing Corey Parks, sister of douchey ex-Dook hoopster Cherokee Parks), and together they all give the crowd exactly what they want, and then some.

The disc’s track listing consists of “Pussy Time,” “Going Down Swinging,” “High as Hell,” “Piece of Ass,” “Come On, Come On,” “Good Night for a Heart Attack,” “She’s Meaner Than My Momma,” “Go Motherfucker, Go,” “One Way Down,” “Hate and Whiskey,” “Hell Ain’t What It Used to Be,” “I’m the Man,” “Nutbush City Limits,” “The Bitch Just Kicked Me Out,” “She’s Got the Drugs,” “Shoot First, Run Like Hell,” “Lazy White Boy,” “Snake Eyes” and perhaps my favorite (based on title alone) “I’m Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the Shit Outta Your Drunk Daddy.”

Housed in a regular Amray plastic case, this region-free disc comes with Dolby digital audio, and a bonus feature entitled “Pussy Home Movies.” So sit back, grab your bottle of whatever, and enjoy some good, old-fashioned sleaze-rock, if that’s your thing. If not, you might want to query Word Entertainment as to when that Amy Grant concert you liked so much is finally coming to DVD. To purchase the disc via Amazon, click here; for more information on the band, click here. C+ (Concert) B- (Disc)

Transsiberian

Thrillers of expansive natural scope that retain both an authentic sense of place and a tightly coiled sense of character interplay are a fairly rare breed, but it’s just that small target for which director Brad Anderson is aiming with Transsiberian, a
slow-boil, humanistic thriller about an American couple who get sucked
into a downward spiraling drug investigation while traveling by train
in a foreign land
.

Co-written by Anderson (The Machinist, Session 9) with previous collaborator Will Conroy, Transsiberian
unfolds largely on and around the legendary, same-named train. Iowa hardware store owner
Roy (Woody Harrelson, operating in his charming goofball mode) and his
wife Jessie (Emily Mortimer) decide to take the long way home after a
church-outreach sojourn to China. En route from Beijing to Moscow, the
pair meet up with another young couple, Carlos (Eduardo Noriega) and
Abby (Kate Mara), and bond over booze for the guys and cigarettes for the gals.

Roy
gets separated from the group at a stop, and complications ensue when
the trio disembark to wait for him to catch the next train, which ends
up taking a day and a half. When Roy and Jessie are reunited, the
former is accompanied by Ilya Grinko (Ben Kingsley), a Russian narcotics
detective who’s trying to track down some missing heroin, which he
believes may be being smuggled in novel form.

On its own deliberately plotted terms, Transsiberian more or less works, though chiefly as a drama instead of a thriller. As with Session 9, Anderson convincingly establishes a place that serves as a compelling anchor of mood for his film as a whole;
here, though, it’s not plumbed for creepy effect so much as it is for
general detail. The movie turns on a couple shocking acts of violence
that complicate the story in interesting ways, with the intrigue really
thickening at the 50-minute mark, and again with a second story bump at
the 80-minute mark.

Not entirely coincidentally, after an early
introduction, these moments loosely align with Kingsley’s
reintroduction to the narrative. As Grinko, an ex-KGB agent turned longtime cop who’s
suffered the socioeconomic disadvantages of the end of the Cold War and
dissolution of the Soviet Union, Kingsley
displays a certain darkly chameleonic charm; partly solicitous, partly
menacing, he slips into the movie, skulks around and stalks off with
its soul
, mostly because we never seem to get a firm grasp of
what exactly he wants. Far from coming off as irresolute, though,
Kingsley just deftly plays the undertones of sometimes conflicting
motivations. Even after fates are decided in relatively stark terms for
the other characters, we’re left to wonder a bit more about Grinko, which seems
in every way appropriate, given Kingsley’s performance.

Housed in a regular Amray case with an accompanying, attractive cardboard slipcover, Transsiberian comes presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, with an English language 5.1 Dolby digital surround audio track, and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. Alas, there are no supplemental extras here, apart from a clutch of previews, which is a drag. Bonus-free discs like these are pointless these days, and a slap in the face to consumers — all the more so since Anderson is such a thoughtful interview. B (Movie) D- (Disc)

November

In honor of the new month, here’s a DVD review of indie flick November, originally published on IGN upon its initial release a couple years back. To wit:

There are an unfortunate number of independent movies that ape their big-budget siblings in story and attempted scope, telling indulgent tales of smart-talking, gun-toting criminals and the like when you know that the filmmakers have neither the personal experience nor the resources to back up their narratives. Instead of chronicling something they know and are passionate about, these writer-directors (after all, multi-hyphenates are a default designation when variable viewpoint collaboration is the enemy) simply undertake a miniaturized recreation of something much more formulaic. With substance taking such a deep, deep backseat to style, in the worst of these movies you can virtually feel the filmmakers — and even the actors, sometimes — all padding out their reel, reaching for that peach Hollywood gig.

The much rarer flip side of this phenomenon — the category into which the indie November, a noteworthy letdown, unfortunately falls — is that of a movie so self-serious and hell-bent on showcasing its pseudo-intellectual weight that it saps from the audience any notion or recollection that film, as a medium, might actually be fun or stirring. Directed by Greg Harrison (Groove) from a script by Benjamin Brand, November is every bit the coy calling card as every bad Tarantino or Scorsese knockoff out there, the only difference here being that the ambition is not a big studio deal but independent financing for another exercise in willfully arty mimicry.

In the lead, Courteney Cox absolutely swallows her extroverted Friends personae, in what is undoubtedly the film’s strongest selling point. She stars as Sophie Jacobs, a quiet amateur photographer and instructor at a local community college whose short, sensible haircut her bossy mother (Anne Archer) deems that of “an underachiever.” After a dinner out, Sophie and her boyfriend Hugh (James Le Gros) stop at a convenience store. Hugh runs in to buy some chocolate, but is murdered in violent smash-and-grab robbery.

Sophie is haunted by guilt, and starts visiting a psychologist (Nora Dunn) to cope with both her feelings and a series of debilitating migraine headaches. When photo slides of the store from the night of the murder — showing Sophie sitting in her car outside — start mysteriously appearing at her class, Sophie becomes convinced there may a witness that can help apprehend the heretofore uncaught perpetrator.

November is divided equally into three segments — titled “Denial,” “Despair” and “Acceptance” — that re-tell the same basic narrative arc of the plot with differing details, perspective and style. Like Run Lola Run, the film can be loosely construed as the story of a troubled mind trying to set right the confounding and contradictory details swimming around in our protagonist’s head. With its carefully attuned sound design (ominous noises from the apartment above Sophie’s) and the totemic importance given certain objects, November has the feel, for its first half hour, of something of weight and substance. Harrison also deftly uses color filters, slight costume changes and other schemes to differentiate his shifting realities.

The problem with November is that it gets progressively less unsettling and interesting as it unspools. The film is neither fish nor fowl. It doesn’t work as a thriller — it’s too plodding and ponderous for that — and neither are its dramatic stakes high enough to hold sway on its own. There’s no expanding sense of doom or intrigue to the movie, in other words. Once the riddle of its premise is easily unlocked, there’s little left but some experimental and somber filmmaking — a display case presentation. November wears its solemnity like a cloak, but I for one am calling “emperor’s new clothes.”

On DVD, November is presented in a 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer that does cinematographer Nancy Schreiber’s dark, moody digital video compositions few favors. While contrast holds steady and grain, of course, isn’t a problem, there are recurrent pixilation problems. Colors, too, seemingly suffer from attrition around the edges of frame. While the artistic strategy and reach of the movie still comes through, the capacity of Harrison’s rigorous saturation suffers in a small screen presentation, particularly in low- and fluorescent-lit scenes in the convenience store and Sophie’s apartment.

An English language, Dolby digital 5.1 mix anchors this release, and it’s a solid one. The dialogue is clear, if mixed a bit lowly. Plenty of room is instead given to slurry and surreal effect, with natural ambience tightly tamped down. The film’s partitioned construction offers up an interesting primer course for would-be filmmakers, in that returned-to settings are manipulated aurally as well as visually. Sophie’s dinners with her mother, for instance, become more disquieting and estranged, and Sophie’s apartment an unnerving extension of headache-riddled confusion. Subtitles in French are also included — a good choice, since November seems the type of conjectural, inwardly reflective movie that Franco-philes would enjoy.

Two audio commentaries anchor the bonus materials, and offer parallel views of the movie’s exacting construction. The first features Harrison and screenwriter Brand, and delves into the plot twists and decisions about the repeated-act structure. While not riddled with spoilers, this almost assuredly isn’t a commentary you’d want to indulge in before watching the film. A bit more academic, then, is cinematographer Schreiber’s commentary track, also in conjunction with Harrison. Also included are an alternate opening sequence, static photo galleries and a nine-minute conversation with Lew Baldwin, who, interestingly, wore two hats as both the movie’s composer and visual effects supervisor. His thoughts are interesting, and while November doesn’t hold up well as a whole due chiefly to some story flaws, this inclusion does make you pine for a more streamlined post-production sound team. If more filmmakers and/or composers had an intimate grasp of music composition and sound design, movies (particularly those of the independent variety) would benefit from this uniformity of purpose.

Overall, as its thoughtful extras indicate, November is a film that at least attempts to do some different things, to stretch beyond the normal modes of pat, indie narrative. Its forced dourness, though, isn’t a convincing substitute for artfulness. C- (Movie) B (Disc)

Role Models

A superbly cast comedy that for the most part successfully balances a surface crassness with the requisite eventual emotional maturation and bonding of more conventional mainstream fare, Role Models manages to locate and till fresh ground in the ascendant guys-behaving-badly sub-genre of American studio comedies.

Anson Wheeler (Seann William Scott) and Danny Donahue (Paul Rudd) are a pair of Minotaur
Energy Drink reps who make their living traveling from school to
school peddling their product as a hip, safe alternative to drugs
. For
unrepentant ladies man Wheeler, this is the high life. Danny, however,
is bitter and listless. Haranguing coffee shop employees over the
language they use to sell their product, he has a sardonic,
hair-trigger temper that frustrates his live-in, long-time lawyer
girlfriend (Elizabeth Banks).

When a public outburst lands the duo community service, Danny and
Wheeler are assigned to “Sturdy Wings,” a mentorship program run by a
former addict (Jane Lynch). There, Danny is paired with Augie
(Christopher Mintz-Plasse), an introverted teenager obsessed with medieval,
live-action interactive role-play, and Wheeler is paired with the
younger Ronnie (Bobb’e J. Thompson), a fatherless kid prone to foul-mouthed
outbursts. Various mishaps ensue. Initially attempting to just bide
their time and clock the necessary hours to fulfill their
court-mandated obligation, Danny and Wheeler soon find themselves
caring, against their previous instincts.

Multi-hyphenate David Wain, who honed his skills with the comedy
collective The State, has impeccable skill at crafting self-contained
scenes, but neither does he sell out the nature of his characters in
any of these discrete bits, as in so often the case in small screen
sitcoms.

A big part of Role Models‘ success stems simply from the superb comic
timing and expertly orchestrated interactions of its cast
, who are for
the most part very familiar with one another. Rudd, who receives his
first screenplay credit on Role Models, has a working history with his
co-writers dating back to 2001’s summer camp send-up Wet Hot American
Summer
, which also served as Wain’s directorial debut.

But there’s also much to be said for the quality of the banter and the
specificity of the often age-inappropriate commentaries that inform
Danny and Wheeler’s attempts to relate to their young pupils (eyeing
Augie with exasperation, Danny invokes comparison to composer Marvin
Hamlisch, while Wheeler at one point imparts explicit insight about the
sexual metaphor of Kiss’ “Love Gun”). Some of the set-ups feel familiar, and the film’s energy does flag a
bit when required to highlight a moment of growth, as when Danny tells
off Augie’s parents. Still, the across-the-board strength of the
performances makes these pop-storytelling concessions easy enough to
swallow. Rudd’s seething deadpan resentment and Scott’s libidinal
recklessness make for a fun pairing. For the full review, from Screen International, click here. (Universal, R, 99 minutes)

Bruce Campbell Talks New Film, Centrum Silver Moment

With a jut-jawed profile, gregarious persona and filmography steeped in genre fare, Bruce Campbell has for years been a favorite of the convention set, treated like royalty and warmly peppered with trademark lines of dialogue from his films upon arrival. So it makes a certain amount of cosmic sense that in Campbell’s new movie, My Name Is Bruce, he plays… himself. Mistaken for his character of Ash from the Evil Dead films, Campbell finds himself drafted into doing battle with a real monster. I recently caught up with multi-hyphenate via phone, to talk about his new film, his recent “Centrum Silver moment,” and the fan love he’s getting that Tom Cruise probably isn’t. For the full Q&A chat, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

The Chick Corea Elektric Band: Live at the Maintenance Shop

Chick Corea is kind of to jazz and fusion what Reese’s peanut butter cups are to chocolate and peanut butter. Fittingly funky, then, this concert DVD, which features an engaging performance by Corea on keyboards. (Dave Weckl sits in on drums and John Patitucci handles the bass chores.)

Part of Miles Davis’ renowned electric group from 1968 to ’70, Corea has bopped back and forth between the two related but idiosyncratic worlds with great ease ever since, forming Return to Forever, which began as a Latin-flavored group, with Stan Getz, and then shifting seamlessly back toward electric fusion and a greater fame. Since the late ’70s, Corea has alternated in the electric and acoustic realms with his Elektric and Akoustic Bands, recording in contexts ranging from solo and duo projects to larger group affairs. In the process, he’s been nominated for 25 Grammys, and won eight.

Live at the Maintenance Shop is sheer proof of this magnificence, and Corea’s skill. Recorded at Iowa State University circa 1987, and timing out at about 75 minutes, it features a pared-down set list consisting of “Sidewalk,” “India Town,” “Malaguena,” “King Cockroach” and the winding, 14-minute-plus “Rumble,” which has a throaty, full-bodied bass line that underscores its title. Corea enthralls throughout, making this title an easy, engaging showcase for longtime fans and jazz newcomers alike.

Housed in a regular Amray plastic case with a striking red-and-white cover, this region-free disc — distributed exclusively internationally by Quantum Leap — is presented in a standard 4×3 format, with a Dolby digital audio mix. Bonus materials consist of a simple, but welcome text band biography and discography, as well as information on other Quantum Leap releases. To purchase the disc via Amazon, click here. B+ (Concert) C- (Disc)

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

If filmmaker Kevin Smith lived in olden times, and had a family coat of
arms, it would probably have a phallus and giant lit doobie on it, and
maybe some sort of animalistic violation
. Smith, of course, burst onto
the scene in 1994 with the ultra-low-budget, delightfully lewd Clerks,
and has since then, while various indie film trends have waxed and
waned, by and large hewed to the same sort of hyper-literate puerile
humor that defined his debut. Injections of more overt sentimentality
(as in Jersey Girl, for instance) have proved Smith a sometimes ham-fisted peddler of sincerity, so it’s a good thing that his new film, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, counterbalances a third-act romantic awakening with such a heaping helping of filthy fun.

Things look grim for lifelong friends and roommates Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) when an escalating mountain of debt results in their electricity and water being cut off, just in time for winter. A chance encounter at their high school reunion with the gay porn star boyfriend of a former classmate, though, sparks an idea in Zack: they can get out of debt by making their own homemade skin flick.

Recruiting a motley crew of off-screen assistance (Craig Robinson, Jeff Anderson) and on-screen “talent” (Jason Mewes, Ricky Mabe and adult film stars Traci Lords and Katie Morgan), Zack and Miri set out to shoot an adult Star Wars spoof, only to find their budgeted plans ruined at the last moment. Re-jiggering ideas on the fly, they end up shooting after-hours at the coffee shop where Zack works. The two vow that having sex won’t ruin their friendship, but when filming begins what started out as a business proposition turns into something much more.

Rogen might be somewhat overexposed, it’s true, but he’s a natural fit for schlubby misfits like this, and he and the superlative Banks — who can do both sunny and salty, with equal skill — have a nice chemistry together. Smith’s touch with hilariously raunchy dialogue, meanwhile, is still virtually unparalleled. (“Gimme two popsicle sticks and a rubberband and I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGyver,” rants Zack at one point, illuminating the differences between men and women’s masturbatory aides.) That’s certainly what powers the movie, and gives it its kick. In terms of structure, though, Smith also smartly dispenses with any potentially distracting sideplots by having Zack and Miri’s families already out of the picture.

At its core, Zack and Miri is about the transformative power of sex, and how special that bond can be. If Smith hasn’t quite found a way to convincingly seal the deal, narratively speaking (the jump forward in time that precedes the closing 20 minutes comes off somewhat contrived), the candor and bluntness with which Zack and Miri deal with one another — devoid of any of the typical polite gender-identified boundaries — at least mark it as a realistically blue 21st century love story. (The Weinstein Company, R, 101 minutes)

Tony Todd Hosts Special Candyman Screening

On Thursday, October 30, Tony Todd will appear at the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles to introduce the classic 1992 horror film Candyman, and field questions from fans prior to the screening. The film will be shown as part of a double feature with Clive Barker’s The Midnight Meat Train, and presenting host IGN will give away DVDs and other goodies to the crowd as door prizes. As with all shows at the New Beverly, the films are being shown as a $7 double feature, with additional discounts for students and seniors.

Cyborg Soldier

In Cyborg Soldier, former UFC Middleweight Champion Rich Franklin stars as I.S.A.A.C., a genetically altered assassin determined to bring down the crooked military institution that first set about creating such ruthless killing machines. Strangely, the film did not receive an Academy-qualifying theatrical run.

The story? I.S.A.A.C. (Intuitive Synthetic Autonomous Assault Commando, for all you acronym fiends out there) is the first prototype of a confidential “human weapon” program that genetically reconstructs humans to become deadly assassins. Searching for freedom and the truth about his military group, I.S.A.A.C. sets off on the lam, taking Deputy Lindsay Reardon (Tiffani Thiessen) as a hostage. Their lives collide as they try to expose the secrets and lies of the corrupt organization, headed up by smooth-talking Simon Hart (Bruce Greenwood).

Directed by Johns Stead, who also wrote the film with John Flock and Christopher Warre Smets, Cyborg Soldier is hamstrung by never really locating its raison d’etre. Probably first and foremost, of course, the movie wants to service action fans, but its perfunctory set pieces,
many of which end before they ever really seem to get going, is hardly the “highly charged explosive thrill ride” its cover box promises. On a certain level, too, the movie wants to be a paranoid, putting-in-right investigatory thriller, though the means by which I.S.A.A.C. and Lindsay unearth certain clues about his past and predicament are almost always arbitrary and/or ridiculous. There’s a pinch of Shooter here, and of course a healthy smear of more obvious influences like Robocop and Universal Soldier, but what’s most sorely lacking is some sort of spitfire chemistry or, failing that, clever interplay. Plenty of movies throw a guy and girl together for reasons having to do less with story than some predetermined commercial necessity — 1994’s The Chase, starring Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson, comes to mind — but it’s what happens once those characters are together that matters. In Cyborg Soldier, it’s unfortunately just a bunch of inane chatter. And no, Thiessen does not get naked, guys.

Housed in a regular plastic case with a PhotoShopped cover of Franklin with a hat pulled low over his eyes (and thus undercutting the movie’s most salient selling point), Cyborg Soldier is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with an English language Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio track and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. Apart from a gallery of preview trailers for other First Look home video releases, there are unfortunately no other supplemental features. Even just a brief chat with Franklin would have gone a long way toward rallying the UFC base presumably most interested in this title. Alas, we’re left wondering where that charisma is that made folks think Franklin was a natural to headline a movie. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. D (Movie) D (Disc)

Schoolgirl Report: Volume 4

The
fourth volume of the filthy, infamous, pseudo-educational 1970s German softcore anthology series, subtitled “What Drives Parents to Despair,” features a number of beauties — most notably Christina Lindberg, who would also turn the heads of sexploitation fans in fare like Maid in Sweden and Anita. Owing to that fact as much as its relative-scale artistry, it’s worth a look for curious niche-market fans.

Schoolgirl Report Volume 4 opens in mock-academic fashion, with a one-minute segment in which a sportsjacket-clad, grey-haired man holds forth on the controversial nature of the series, and asserts that the movie’s dozen or so stand-alone scenarios are all rooted in fact, since “life writes the most interesting scripts.” From there the film moves into discrete thematic storytelling, with cautionary voiceover narration weaving together stories that are sometimes pitched a bit silly, but mostly just straightforward.

The opening segment focuses on a young schoolgirl, Elfi (an attractive Karin Gotz), who seduces her math teacher (Wolf Harnisch) in order to get a passing grade. The other bits involve all sorts of sexual experimentation, with randiness typically giving way to a softly admonishing moral, so that the filmmakers might have their cake and eat it too, so to speak. There’s a perverted older man who poses as a doctor in order to give teenagers his own special check-up, as well as a teenage boy who contrives with his girlfriend to simulate the same scenario, so that he might gain admittance to her room while her parents are home. There’s a group of high school boys who get their female classmates to enter into a prostitution ring with them, so that they can all afford nice new clothes and gadgets. Four girls talk sex and take pleasure in torturing a geeky guy at a public pool.

Lindberg’s segment, meanwhile, stars her as Barbara, a young teen girl who lusts after her older brother Wolfgang (Gunther Mohner), masturbates while watching him score with other women, and has trippy dreams involving bloody, naked nuns, a firing squad and lots of writhing about. Dipping into the taboo of incest is controversial, sure, but certainly the most unnerving segment involves a cabal of jealous, spiteful white girls who lure a black classmate to
a party in order to sexually humiliate her
. It’s this segment, more than any other, that makes one feel uncomfortable.

What separates the Schoolgirl Report series from much of the rest of its sexploitation brethren, or at least elevates it a bit, is the production value and care that goes into its construction. Gert Wilden’s score is absolutely hypnotizing, and where else would one expect to see a shot of an undressing guy as seen close-up in the eye of his yearning beholder, as in the movie’s segment with Lindberg and Mohner? While it’s mainly (and unapologetically) an excuse to ogle the bodies of its female players, the movie’s makers were also smart enough to dress it up as something else — a harsh, unyieldingly “modern” representation of the adolescent collision of hormones, power-trading, natural curiosity and naivity.

Housed in a regular Amray plastic case, Schoolgirl Report Volume 4 is presented in 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen, and the video transfer is surprisingly solid, and clear, save some mid-film grain and a brief run of large white splotches. Apart from chapter selections and newly translated optional English subtitles, there are no supplemental bonus features, unfortunately. To purchase the film on DVD via Amazon, click here. For more information on other Synapse releases, click here. B- (Movie) C (Disc)

The Passion of Joan of Arc Finds a Voice

It’s a rare treat for silent film lovers in Southern California, as Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1928 film The Passion of Joan of Arc will screen at the Silent Movie Theatre on Monday, November 10 at 8 p.m.

Utilizing
a unique symphonic style, twin brothers Klive and Nigel Humberstone —
who have been providing original electronic/industrial scores for
silent films since their band In The Nursery began their acclaimed
Optical Music Series in 1996 — will provide a live score for The Passion of Joan of Arc,
a mixture of classical film music over military rhythms, to capture the
film’s dramatic highs and lows. Widely considered one of the best European silents, Dreyer’s film details the 15th-century trial and execution of the title
character (brilliantly played by Rene Falconetti), a young maiden who died for France and her God. Tickets for the screening are $12; for more information on the event, and the Silent Movie Theatre in general, click here.

High School Musical 3 Rides Youth Dollars to Weekend Box Office Crown

Previous evidence of the crossover potential of the powerful Disney brand can be found in the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds
3-D concert release earlier this year; never playing in more than 687
theaters, the movie opened to $31 million, and finished with over $65
million domestically. Similarly relying upon its huge built-in
audience, High School Musical 3 broke the record for highest-grossing musical opening of all time, raking in $42 million on approximately 5,900 screens. That was more than enough to best the still-strong franchise staying power of Saw V, which, in keeping with Lionsgate’s historically ridiculous schemes to tamp down advance reviews, didn’t screen for critics, but still pulled in an estimated $30.1 million on 4,100 screens. In other wide new releases, cop drama Pride and Glory finished fifth for the weekend, with $6.3 million.

Rounding out the top 10 were videogame adaptation Max Payne ($7.8 million, $30 million overall); Beverly Hills Chihuahua ($6.9 million, $78.1 million overall); The Secret Life of Bees ($6.1 million, $19.3 million overall); Oliver Stone‘s W. ($5.1 million, $18.5 million overall); Eagle Eye ($5.1 million, $88 million overall); Body of Lies ($4.1 million, $30.9 million overall); and horror flick Quarantine ($2.6 million, $28.8 million overall).

In limited release, Clint Eastwood’s Changeling, starring Angelina Jolie, pulled in $489,000 at 15 venues; Rodrigo Garcia’s Passengers, starring Anne Hathaway, grossed just over $172,000 on 125 screens; writer Charlie Kaufman‘s directorial debut, Synecdoche, New York, grossed $172,000-plus on nine screens; Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom grossed $151,000-plus at five theaters; French import I’ve Loved You So Long, starring Kristin Scott Thomas, grossed $72,000 on nine screens; and striking, vampire-inflected Swedish coming-of-age tale Let the Right One In grossed $42,295 at four theaters.

Passengers

A handful of eerily staged scenes and a surfeit of passably evocative production design can’t save the otherwise muddled Passengers, in which Anne Hathaway stars as a grief counselor assigned to help survivors of a fiery plane crash. In trying to tick a wide variety of genre boxes, the movie ends up servicing none that credibly.

Assigned by her boss (Andre Braugher) to
help walk a quintet of airplane crash survivors through their shock and
grief, psychologist Claire Summers (Hathaway) encounters particular
difficulties with one of them, Eric (Patrick Wilson). While others display
behavior more consistent with massive trauma, Eric is bouncy and
charged by a newfound energy. He flirts with Claire, and asks her out
on dates, which strikes her as odd. As her other clients begin
to disappear, though, Claire finds herself swimming in paranoia,
suspecting a strange airline employee (David Morse) of having a hand in their
disappearance, possibly to cover up the real reasons for the crash.

Narratively, Passengers marks a departure from the past films of Colombian-born director Rodrigo Garcia (Nine Lives), whose recent small screen work on HBO’s In Treatment showcased a level of psychological engagement not on display here. Passengers‘ mystery never takes hold, mainly because Ronnie Christensen’s script
is a thinly sketched mood-piece of appropriated motifs and
characterizations
. Almost a decade on, the huge success of M. Night
Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense is still spawning mystery-thrillers
that seem chiefly backwards-plotted, with gimmicky point-of-view pivots
that are meant to draw appreciative audience reactions out of a
re-framing of the narrative.

Given the loose, unrealistically pitched nature of some of the characters in Passengers,
though, it’s quickly apparent that the movie isn’t a straight dramatic
telling, and only a small handful of scenarios seem plausible. Rodrigo,
accordingly, is left to try to imprint and impress a unifying visual
strategy on this forestalled revelation, with only fitful success. For the full review, from Screen International, click here. (Sony/TriStar, PG-13, 93 minutes)

Synecdoche, New York

Film, it’s been both said and proven, time and again, is chiefly a director’s medium. Television is the area in which writers can most clearly and lastingly establish a distinct voice for themselves. Just like most of the movies he’s penned, however, Charlie Kaufman defies the restrictions of that categorization.

In fact, his filmography reads like a list of some of the most subversive, idiosyncratically trippy and dazzlingly audacious movies of the past decade (regardless of whether one thought they succeeded or not): Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Human Nature, Adaptation and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Thus, somewhat unusually, there’s already a distinguishable persona attached to Kaufman’s directorial debut — Synecdoche, New York, a sprawling, contemplative and imaginative work in which the literal and metaphorical collide in sardonic and sometimes surprisingly affecting fashion.

Attempting to condense the plot of Synecdoche, New York in a way that’s meaningfully representative of the whole is perhaps an exercise in folly, but here goes, broadly. Philip Seymour Hoffman stars as Caden Cotard, a New York theater director whose life starts to contract on him. His marriage to Adele (Catherine Keener), a painter of miniatures and celebrated artist in her own right, is fraying, and a mysterious physical (psychosomatic?) malady is shutting down his autonomic functions one by one. Things get worse when a flirtatious, would-be affair with box office ticket girl Hazel (Samantha Morton) runs aground before it even really catches fire, and Adele runs off to Europe with Caden’s daugther.

Honored with a MacArthur grant that gives him hope of creating a work of brutal honesty, Caden launches himself into a massive, Mike Leigh-esque undertaking, hiring hundreds of actors to craft an improvised, much-workshopped “living play” in a giant warehouse that contains an ever-growing mock-up of the city outside. He even hires actors, Sammy (Tom Noonan) and Tammy (Emily Watson), to play himself and Hazel, which helps contribute to the mental deterioration of new wife Clare (Michelle Williams), his former leading lady.

Synecdoche, New York (the title is pronounced “sih-neck-doh-kee”) is a movie that has the capacity to enthrall and frustrate in perhaps equal measure, depending on one’s capacity to accept elliptical plotting and abstract flavoring. For a while it unfolds as a more or less straightforward drama about a man caught up in his own head, albeit with a few heightened touches of absurdism. (Hazel lives in a house that is literally on fire, and for years Caden peruses his daughter’s forward-reading diary, long after she’s left.) Later, the movie becomes a series of slipstream moments, scattered marbles of life that serve as emotive triggers and placeholders as much if not more than conventional dramatic fodder.

What I can most easily and honestly say about Kaufman’s id-tickling, decades-spanning picture is that it has both enormous, insistent ambition and a soul, which are so frequently mutually exclusive in modern American movies. “Like” is a hard word to attach to it, not because it’s punishing or depressing, but just because it doesn’t coddle an audience, or pander. It’s largely about death and creative struggle, but it’s also whimsical and hopeful. There are a few bits with which to quibble, but it’s mostly an engrossing experience — funny, mildly unnerving (there’s a pinch of domestic creepiness that would make David Lynch proud) and affecting in unexpected, tangential ways… much like life itself, actually. (Sony Pictures Classics, R, 124 minutes)

Kristin Scott Thomas On the Joys of Not Having to Visit Prison



In the quietly heartrending French drama I’ve Loved You So Long, Kristin Scott Thomas stars as recent parolee Juliette, who after 15 years in prison on a murder charge gets out to go live with her younger sister (Elsa Zylberstein), and a brother-in-law and nieces she’s never met. The slow revelation of the full reason behind Juliette’s incarceration gives writer-director Philippe Claudel’s spare, slow waltz of a film some extra emotional heft, but it’s first and foremost an Oscar-level showcase for Thomas, as a woman who learns to purge herself of the swallowed self-loathing that has soured her soul. Taking a brief respite from her Broadway debut in The Seagull, I spoke with Thomas recently about Claudel’s directorial note-passing, her work balancing English- and French-language films, and the stomach-turning ramifications of on-screen chain-smoking. For the full Q&A, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.

Izabel Goulart, Why Aren’t You an Actress?

Why doesn’t Brazilian bombshell Izabel Goulart, who turns 24 today, get into acting, so that I might post more scantily clad pictures of her, like this one?

A Victoria’s Secret model, so far she has only single episodes of Entourage and Two and a Half Men to her credit, which means she’s almost certainly been hit on by Charlie Sheen, and perhaps had to submit to an audition where she talked to animals. Voice unheard, I’m recommending her for future Bond babe consideration

Charlie Kaufman Talks Titles, Ideas and Why He Owes Spike Jonze a Debt of Gratitude

Charlie Kaufman is the rarest of Hollywood commodities — a brand-name writer. He’s branching out, though; his directorial debut is Synecdoche, New York. The film is a sprawling think-piece that stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as Caden Cotard, a New York City theater director who crafts an equally sprawling “living play” against a decades-long backdrop of personal turmoil and heartache. In a Los Angeles hotel suite in advance of the film’s release, Kaufman spoke with Vulture about what his unusual film most assuredly isn’t titled, the serendipitous chase of a unifying aesthetic, and how Spike Jonze has to sometimes remind him of his own ideas. For the full Q&A, from New York Magazine‘s Vulture, click here.