One thing I’ve never understood about celebrities — if you’re going to cheat on a spouse, why in God’s name would you do anything in public? You have to know that you’re going to be seen and recognized. Conversely, if you’re not laying the groundwork for adultery (and hey, then kudos to you), wouldn’t you know that canoodling and such with another celeb would likely be misconstrued, and thus endeavor to avoid even the appearance of impropriety? I say this because Taye Diggs and Ashlee Simpson… are apparently… (at least) friends? What!?

That’s nearly as strange as Jennifer Lopez attending Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ nuptials, which I still can’t figure out. I mean, is Cruise a big, closeted Maid in Manhattan fan, or did he think The Wedding Planner was a documentary?