In air-quote honor of Paris Hilton‘s release from prison, and no doubt her transformation into a paragon of virtue and intellectual and spiritual pursuit, let’s pause to celebrate the inescapable Paris we all know (if not love) with the above photo, allegedly snapped in Amsterdam a while back. I know, I know… she’s changed. She read The Secret while in jail. Big whoop. Good to hear, by the way, that Michael Moore has been bumped from Larry King Live to talk about his health care documentary Sicko this evening to make way for Paris. Nice. Just fantastic.