Transformers director Michael Bay, no stranger to speaking his mind, let loose on the Hollywood Film Festival’s awards ceremony upon its conclusion last night, calling it the worst awards show he’s ever attended, which of course then raised the immediate question… wait a second, how many awards shows has Michael Bay been to?

“I’ve never seen such a rude awards show,” said Bay. “Could you believe that? I’ve
never seen a show where everyone talks through the first seven awards.” If they were anything but purchased, I suppose people might care a bit more. Still, points for calling a spade a spade. I guess $700 million in worldwide box office will put a little swing in your dick…