Wait a second… so Chuck Norris actually has a syndicated column? Like, for reals? And his last-resort, “Texas-tough” immigration solution is really to slap up “deadly force authorized” signs and police the border with armed military personnel who’ve taken their ROE from first-person videogame shooters? Wouldn’t it be more in keeping with the groundbreaking Norris Doctrine of Foot-Fist Judgment (1993) to train said illegals in the ways of the roundhouse and unleash them upon portly drug runners, wife-beaters and then finally Al Qaeda?