It’s a happy birthday to Transformers eye candy Megan Fox, who turns 22 today, and hopefully doesn’t celebrate by grabbing live-in beau Brian Austin Green’s package in public. She probably will, though. Sigh…

As the snap above by Steven White (or is that Shite?) amply demonstrates, Fox is a nice blend, and has herself set up nicely with a couple Transformers sequels, though she probably needs to back away from the text-passage tattoos and collagen. Big hoofers, too. And you know what that means… wait, what?