It’s a happy birthday to Jaime Pressly, who turns 31 today, and could do wonders for Army recruitment, if only the photo below was used, instead of empty, and morally repugnant, threats of arrest.

A native of Kinston, North Carolina, y’all!, Pressly has segued nicely into small screen stardom with My Name Is Earl, but I’ll always hold special place for her original white trash incarnation, in… well, Poor White Trash, a little seen but entirely serviceable indie comedy from 2000. Oh, I guess there was 1998’s Ringmaster, too, but I never saw that. Somewhat interestingly, Pressly’s name is actually her given birth name, too — a semi-rarity in Hollywood.