OK, Jennifer Aniston: you win. You got me to post a picture of you — a nude picture of you, from a recent GQ photo shoot — in promotion of your new PG-rated movie, the Christmas release Marley & Me. Your Ph.D. in media manipulation surpasses my Baccalaureate of willpower. Check and mate. Again, you win. I acknowledge this. Just please stop talking, and leave Angelina Jolie out of this.